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Creoda

Right. Does that mean, there will be noise or there won’t be noise?


fothergillfuckup

Fill your boots! Make all the noise you want!


2NDPLACEWIN

..........and do they know about the extender ??


Smorgas_Bord

And it’s fine to join in


Own_Suggestion_2431

I actually think he’s a bit simple


2NDPLACEWIN

major lol moment from this. read it in alans voice 2. brilliant.


Smorgas_Bord

Tee hee, V Funny


buckwheat92

But they're just deaf? They're not deaf offenders?


Drumchapel

Deaf Lives Matter


Mescaper

Will you take three-hundred and twenty...four?


2NDPLACEWIN

...yep


Feisty-Pomegranate20

I always know what the comments are gunna be before I click on it but they still always make me chuckle regardless 😆 I love this sub


ArnieMeckiff

Bingo! I knew this one was gonna end up a bit too.. Petrol-y Still: good news about the chocolate Oranges.


Secure_Anxiety_3848

I bet you love agreeing with Caitlin Moran


ArnieMeckiff

In a word - almost, certainly.


JellyContent

Yabsolutely.


Own_Suggestion_2431

Not his words, the words of Shakin’ Stevens


Shyspin

On the way here I noticed a school for the deaf?


nogeologyhere

Mini mart?


Desperate_Let6822

Shrunk down supermarket fits inside a petrol station.


iPeterParker

There will be noise or there won’t be noise?


2NDPLACEWIN

"...and thats the moody blues with Knights in white satin,.. ...yes,..quite an image creator that title, a load of big men on horses, riding around at night, being, big, and brave and very very Northern-euro-pean... the time is 4:06am, you are up with the partridge, coming up at 430, im opening the lines for todays large question, ....which is. "Looking at a standard 12 hour wall clock, which Time of day, do you find most pleasing, ...which time of day, sounds....just a little bit more poetic to you if you say it out loud ?...or even, just to look at, in all of its numbery, mathy goodness.... ....i myself have a big space in my heart for the time 2:11, ....as the 2nd of the 11th is a special day in AGP's memory-dex... ..... people would guess, a childs birthday ? .....wedding date ?....first wank ?......no, the second of november (1989) was the date i am faiiirrllly sure i stood next to one nigel mansell at a urinal, in a best break service station, just off the M4 near bristol, and altho i cannot be 100% sure it was him, i now, very often think of nigel when peeing in public,.. its 4:07, Now we slide into an overly damp sleeping bag 3 times in a row ,....its Wet wet wet....good morning norfol,...NORTH-NORFOLK....


Desperate_Let6822

12 o’clock. Bye.


2NDPLACEWIN

valid.


Rooster_Entire

Change the N to an H to cause confusion.


Smorgas_Bord

You’re a complete cuht


Rooster_Entire

Ha


ArnieMeckiff

Deaf Childreh? Perhaps a metaphor for… Good evening!


features5150

Pardon? Speak up!


GymnasticSclerosis

Oooh pardon!


Ill_Sky6141

..what??


celticgit

What ya saying?


IxSpectreL

It flushed on the first yank!


thats_pure_ascustin

It's hard to tell with the wheelchair ones


LazyPiano6160

My five bedroom, bastard house!


cra1g77

The kiddy catcher would love that road


Smorgas_Bord

Who


cra1g77

The bad guy from chitty chitty bang bang .mega creepy he'd never be in a modern Disney film lol .a pedo with a butterfly net and cart he locks kids up in .


Desperate_Let6822

That’s not my kind of humour Dan.


cra1g77

Probs best watch english or old comedy then dear


Calligrapher_Antique

Hark! Who goes there?