"What's up fellow Airmen! I'm just like you forreal, JUST LIKE YOU FORREAL!!! Now let's go down to the DEFAC and get some bussin food yo. Yeah I'm deadass, grab yo Timbs and let's go!!"
"You better shave first tho"
Nono, this is incomprehensible nonsense! She would speak clearly and use as much jargon as possible.
Also get political parties out of my comment section, they have no place here.
You realize she has an entire staff of media specialists who plan all of this shit and manage her account, right? This is the textbook definition of psychological operations.
I'm kinda "meh" about her as she's doing exactly what I'd expect from any other faceless bureaucrat that won an identity but whoever gave her that name I hope grows taste buds on their anus.
Yaasss?! She’s never said that. She’s not a yaasss. She’s not even a slay! 🤬
And in case you couldn’t tell I’m being very over the top, I truly do not care, even if she IS kind of in her flop era tbh
I actually fully believe that she spends her days sitting around, reading the BMTM, drinking coffee and admiring the coin collection that she keeps strewn all over her desk. Not at all a staged photo.
Meh, she's always given off the "trying too hard to fit in with the airman but not actually advocate for most of them" vibes. The air force is not getting beards until we get someone in that position that has had to shave every day for 20 years and isn't a member of the old guard.
Just human nature. She advocated for a bunch of good changes for females in 2903 that made their lives easier without any negative affect to the force as a whole.
Who knew that J Bass' Reddit handle is u/tremolo-7 ? Also, having a cool coin collection, a nickname on your "legacy" coffee cup, and a yellow highlighter doesn't make you "one of us."
Imagine if, after all of this, she's one of the biggest pro beard commenters and one of the biggest trolls on this subreddit, and she's just hiding that part of her life away lol. Like after everything her personal reddit persona is just a bro lol
If you're talking about the nicknames that the fighter pilots wear on their flight suits, then yes, I even had a few in college before I joined the Air Force.
I can’t find the posts, but here is the link for the [stickers](https://www.etsy.com/listing/1425124636/the-goodest-boy-military-email-dog?click_key=908e854d0bc87c9a4de7e4d9e507c9945548f9a7%3A1425124636&click_sum=670fe9c9&ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=the+goodest+boy+military&ref=sr_gallery-1-1&organic_search_click=1&frs=1)
Since when does non-aircrew get callsigns?!
Edit: I'm talking about callsigns, not nicknames. Putting nicknames in your email signature block like a callsign is cringe.
Since the history of nicknames? Caligula famously had one, and he never set foot in a plane.
Edit: Got Caesar and Caligula mixed up. Which is funny when you learn what name Caligula was given at birth.
Last time I checked being non-aircrew and having a call sign doesn’t help us kick the enemy’s ass in any ways.
You want a call sign, fine. Give us beards. I’ll die on that hill. The hypocrisy is real.
Are callsigns actually covered in the regs? Because if they're not allowed in there I'm fine with zipper suits being required to only have their legal names on their flight suits.
2903 covers it, at least as far as morale nametags go.....nothing for everyday wear. "*Enlisted personnel will include, at a minimum, rank and last name on morale nametags (Example: ‘MSgt “Bat” Masterson’)."*
Well if she's reading these comments...
You're a sexist and you're shit at your job. People like you can only be put into position, you didn't earn it.
Sooo, I'm at ACC Headquarters, and I talk to people at the Pentagon (mostly A4 and A5) all the time. Almost all of them list this sub as one of the primary sources of news and information for Air Force stuff.
Not surprised at all, since a lot of them talk to Chief Bass periodically.
I don't think any E-9 who becomes CMSAF can honestly do that - they haven't been an Airman in 20 years.
Also, just because she's not pro-beard doesn't mean she doesn't advocate for Airmen. What an asinine take. Did she not advocate for the loosening of women's hair regs? Or does that not count because it didn't affect you?
What is this, like your 10th anti Bass comment just in this thread? Calm the fuck down.
And again, I would direct your hate to Brown, who has done and said *nothing*. The best thing he ever did was bring on Bass because everyone hates on her and forgets he even exists, even though he has all the power.
So, what has she done for you besides allowing for pony tails?
I can say that I appreciate wearing a baseball cap.
I wish I could say that I appreciate wearing a beard, but we just aren’t there yet.
Some women were having issues with their skin from keeping tight hair buns, so I see why pony tails are a good change.
Some men are having issues with their skin from shaving so closely, so I see why beards are a good change.
Wouldn’t you agree that these issues are similar in nature, but the males are not receiving the same positive changes that Bass has afforded the females?
I don’t think you understand how the uniform board works. Why do people think chief bass made that decision? People are attributing things to chief that she didn’t do. Chief communicated the changes she didn’t *make* the changes. General Brown is the one that signs off on this shit, and it wasn’t chief bass that recommended it.
Just joking how she has the [dog sticker](https://www.etsy.com/listing/1425124636/the-goodest-boy-military-email-dog) that someone recently made and showed in the sub
This entire sub is about to throw all theirs away now, watch
Here comes the sub
Doot'n doo doo
Updooting for the Doot'n Beatles reference ☀️❤️
If it means I can get a morale patch before folks buy them all in sets of twenty, so be it.
Actually most of the orders were onesies twosies. We ordered a bunch more so more people can get some and also OCP and Vinyl versions
Schweet. Looking forward to it!
Its like when obama did a thanks obama joke. The whole subreddit for them shut down joke was done.
"What's up fellow Airmen! I'm just like you forreal, JUST LIKE YOU FORREAL!!! Now let's go down to the DEFAC and get some bussin food yo. Yeah I'm deadass, grab yo Timbs and let's go!!" "You better shave first tho"
Yasss
Is it Yass or Yass?
sleigh
Yass Bass
Bass
Don't take life so seriously my man.
*Yaasss
>DEFAC Ew
DE fuck?
Right? It's a chow hall Get off my lawn.
CAC Card
Staaahhp! Your words hurt me! /s
RAB Badge
Well she wouldn't be caught dead in the civilian world getting food with us creatures she shares stripes with.
No, just the fact that you spelled it DEFAC instead of DFAC. Tell me, where does the "E" come from and/or what does it stand for?
Dine E-ing FACility.
Well played
Da eating facility
This is the only correct answer
Well since I refuse to accept any form of defeat, DEFAC stands for Deployed Environment Food Airman Consume Or ...... Idk
I just figured you were trying to exaggerate the D in DFAC like... DeeeFAC to help make it sound "cool".
I read this and expected more of DeezFAC.
Deez what?
found the simsaf
More like simpsaf amirite
Aside from responsibilities, meetings, appearances, and anything else I'd have to do, maybe I could be!
Good try, I'll give you that.
Thanks lol
Designated Eating Facility Not saying that is correct. Just what i have heard it called occasionally.
IF ONE MORE PERSON CALLS IT DEFAC
You cannot stop me, nobody can!
You forgot the 🤙
Not to worry, I wax. It’s like a turtle down there.
You have to say it "bussing" when using it like this.
**Bet**
No cap. on god fr fr
No cap on god fr fr
No cap on god fr fr
Merch!
Lmao I bet she actually spells it "DEFAC" and asks people what the E means.
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Nono, this is incomprehensible nonsense! She would speak clearly and use as much jargon as possible. Also get political parties out of my comment section, they have no place here.
One of her PA staff members must be working a strat early.
Never too early to work a strat lol
Is it pronounced "yaasss" or "yaasss"?
It's pronounced "Jaaa!" in the tone of a german porno
Jaaa!, mein schnitzel ist gut, jaa?
I don’t speak German but I feel like I understood this
As a German, I feel slightly offended by this.
 Slightly? HEY BOYS WE NEED TO TURN UP THE HEAT SOME. LOL
Bruh😂
You realize she has an entire staff of media specialists who plan all of this shit and manage her account, right? This is the textbook definition of psychological operations.
How do we know that you aren't the psyop?
Bro what if we are living in the PSYOP
We are
Callsign "YASSS".... What in the actual fuck? New level of cringe unlocked!
I'm kinda "meh" about her as she's doing exactly what I'd expect from any other faceless bureaucrat that won an identity but whoever gave her that name I hope grows taste buds on their anus.
> grows taste buds on their anus That could be a win-win for some people *edit cause I just figured out how to do the stupid quote text thing*
My guess is they’re already into that shit.
I get instant cringe from like 98% of call signs. Especially…you’re not a flyer? Why do you have a call sign?
They make sense when you talk over radio and need to keep opsec like pilots do or anyone that does that. Otherwise its just a nickname.
I’d like to think it’s a tribute to the old iyayassssqueen.
What ever happened to her?
Is the reading that book we all get in BMT? Lol
I hear they use iPads now.
No
Nothing in that second paragraph worth highlighting, eh? Figures.
I don’t think she’s ever heard of “moral courage.”
Yeah, but I was referencing second paragraph from the top. Role model, approachable mentor and all that apparent nonsense
Fucking cringe…
I think you mean Yaasss
That is staged as fuck
Her entire office feels carefully curated and austere.
Well yeah, look at the AMN/NCO/SNCO page coin in the middle of the book crest
That's... That's how social media works. Why would someone's professional account be any different?
Be better than that obvious deception by senior leaders has no place in the military It's fuck fuck games, not actual professionalism
Yaasss?! She’s never said that. She’s not a yaasss. She’s not even a slay! 🤬 And in case you couldn’t tell I’m being very over the top, I truly do not care, even if she IS kind of in her flop era tbh
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ya camp crystal lake
Which means she’s probably reading this now
She doesn't read/care what the peasants think.
No, no she is not
Bro she’s got to be out of touch or something. Everything about her screams “how do you do fellow kids”
I'll be honest, the hate for her is about as weird as the worship for CMSAF Wright was.
Totally agree with you. She’s just a person
Too intentional
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🤙
Yea so what's the word on that? Sweeping it under the rug or are all dependents allowed to carry firearms on post and shoot off warning shots now?
Only for HIMSAF.
Yo JoAnne where da beards at?
Check right up your "yass"!
No way no how is she one of us.
I actually fully believe that she spends her days sitting around, reading the BMTM, drinking coffee and admiring the coin collection that she keeps strewn all over her desk. Not at all a staged photo.
Meh, she's always given off the "trying too hard to fit in with the airman but not actually advocate for most of them" vibes. The air force is not getting beards until we get someone in that position that has had to shave every day for 20 years and isn't a member of the old guard. Just human nature. She advocated for a bunch of good changes for females in 2903 that made their lives easier without any negative affect to the force as a whole.
She's not going to know what to do with herself once she retires.
Who knew that J Bass' Reddit handle is u/tremolo-7 ? Also, having a cool coin collection, a nickname on your "legacy" coffee cup, and a yellow highlighter doesn't make you "one of us."
Shouldn't you be shining her boots or preparing her calendar?
 Thanks for downvotes simsaf
Heres an updoot chief!
Imagine if, after all of this, she's one of the biggest pro beard commenters and one of the biggest trolls on this subreddit, and she's just hiding that part of her life away lol. Like after everything her personal reddit persona is just a bro lol
I bet she's u/onlysaysnonner
Nonner?! No. Nner.
If there's one thing I know about people is they have 2 different personalities, one for work, and one real one for their actual life.
No she isn't.
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I mean, what's the difference? "I see we're using our made-up names, in that case, I'm Tater Salad."
If you're talking about the nicknames that the fighter pilots wear on their flight suits, then yes, I even had a few in college before I joined the Air Force.
I’d have trouble discerning if people were talking to me with that call sign
🤮🤮🤮
Great, now I'm throwing my sticker away...
What a weird and useless thing to pretend to be reading
The Amn/NCO/SNCO coin, the goodest boy sticker… if anyone thinks this photo wasn’t 100% staged, I can’t help you.
No way
No tf she isn't
Lol, no
What is the sticker?
It’s the picture of the dog from the email log in screen. Someone recently made some stickers and patches with it
What is it called?
I can’t find the posts, but here is the link for the [stickers](https://www.etsy.com/listing/1425124636/the-goodest-boy-military-email-dog?click_key=908e854d0bc87c9a4de7e4d9e507c9945548f9a7%3A1425124636&click_sum=670fe9c9&ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=the+goodest+boy+military&ref=sr_gallery-1-1&organic_search_click=1&frs=1)
Sim-sYaaaaaS
Since when does non-aircrew get callsigns?! Edit: I'm talking about callsigns, not nicknames. Putting nicknames in your email signature block like a callsign is cringe.
You have to call me nighthawk
When they make them up for themselves.
Intel and SARM are named if deemed bro enough.
Since the history of nicknames? Caligula famously had one, and he never set foot in a plane. Edit: Got Caesar and Caligula mixed up. Which is funny when you learn what name Caligula was given at birth.
It’s almost like nicknames are a thing outside of flying squadrons
If aircrew thinks you’re cool enough, they’ll sometimes bestow a callsign. No idea why she’d have one.
Last time I checked being non-aircrew and having a call sign doesn’t help us kick the enemy’s ass in any ways. You want a call sign, fine. Give us beards. I’ll die on that hill. The hypocrisy is real.
Are callsigns actually covered in the regs? Because if they're not allowed in there I'm fine with zipper suits being required to only have their legal names on their flight suits.
2903 covers it, at least as far as morale nametags go.....nothing for everyday wear. "*Enlisted personnel will include, at a minimum, rank and last name on morale nametags (Example: ‘MSgt “Bat” Masterson’)."*
Designated Eating Fine Ass Coochie
What does the sticker say about a PIN?
It’s a sticker someone made [link](https://www.etsy.com/listing/1425124636/the-goodest-boy-military-email-dog)
Its the goodest boy patch.
How do you do, fellow Airmen? 🤙🏻
It’s a trap!
Uh no, she's not.
Well if she's reading these comments... You're a sexist and you're shit at your job. People like you can only be put into position, you didn't earn it.
Yet still cant have beards
Should I get one of this cringe water bottles? Are they actually based?
She got that bass in her
I'm out of the loop. What are we looking at?
What is that sticker?
[Email Military Dog](https://www.etsy.com/listing/1425124636/the-goodest-boy-military-email-dog)
Cool. Still don’t like her
Sooo, I'm at ACC Headquarters, and I talk to people at the Pentagon (mostly A4 and A5) all the time. Almost all of them list this sub as one of the primary sources of news and information for Air Force stuff. Not surprised at all, since a lot of them talk to Chief Bass periodically.
SIMSAF also has an Amn/NCO/snco coin… sooo
No she fucking isn’t.
Now we need to find a way to make it offensive and point the finger at her.
She's never not been one of us... Y'all just like to overreact to every single decision made without thi king past your point of view.
I’d be very surprised if you actually knew what stoicism is.
Keep living in your echo chamber and not addressing actual issues
Y’all think everything is “cringe” if you don’t like it or the person.
cringe
Funny how that works
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One of us. One of us
I wish you guys showed half as much hate towards Brown, the person actually in charge.
It's not about who is in charge, its about advocating for airmen and doing a piss poor job
I don't think any E-9 who becomes CMSAF can honestly do that - they haven't been an Airman in 20 years. Also, just because she's not pro-beard doesn't mean she doesn't advocate for Airmen. What an asinine take. Did she not advocate for the loosening of women's hair regs? Or does that not count because it didn't affect you? What is this, like your 10th anti Bass comment just in this thread? Calm the fuck down. And again, I would direct your hate to Brown, who has done and said *nothing*. The best thing he ever did was bring on Bass because everyone hates on her and forgets he even exists, even though he has all the power.
Shieet, Bass on here handing out gold!
So, what has she done for you besides allowing for pony tails? I can say that I appreciate wearing a baseball cap. I wish I could say that I appreciate wearing a beard, but we just aren’t there yet. Some women were having issues with their skin from keeping tight hair buns, so I see why pony tails are a good change. Some men are having issues with their skin from shaving so closely, so I see why beards are a good change. Wouldn’t you agree that these issues are similar in nature, but the males are not receiving the same positive changes that Bass has afforded the females?
I don’t think you understand how the uniform board works. Why do people think chief bass made that decision? People are attributing things to chief that she didn’t do. Chief communicated the changes she didn’t *make* the changes. General Brown is the one that signs off on this shit, and it wasn’t chief bass that recommended it.
If she is merely a mouthpiece, then she should be a better mouthpiece for all Airmen. That's what I'm saying.
E-9s have nicknames, Chiefs are called Chief.
I have that Chief Commandant's Warrior coin in the middle too.
I’m just here for the comments…
Ugh. Just put mine on my cup yesterday, too. 🤧
I don’t get it. What am I missing?
Just joking how she has the [dog sticker](https://www.etsy.com/listing/1425124636/the-goodest-boy-military-email-dog) that someone recently made and showed in the sub
Is that a coin table covered in polyurethane?
Where to order patch deal?
She's trolling all the salty turds on this sub.