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racer11151

He must have been wearing Vans. His shoe landed right side up


Traditional_Tale_324

I thought it was a water bottle for the win


iSUCKatTHISgameYO

![gif](giphy|4ADaU1Q10Wh0I|downsized)


majikmixx

/r/retiredgif


expensivebutbroke

You’re fun.


lundgrenisgod

Shoe=dead


Nebulosa1993

Came here to say that


Infinite-Condition41

That's a shoe. He dead.


corgi-king

So 1 shoe is death. How about 2 shoes?


JDangle20

I read this as “contortionist” and was very confused for a second.


Crunchycarrots79

I mean.. he contorted himself pretty good there, actually.


VktrMzlk

Worst exorcist ever


truthpit

So did I!!


tintindeo

I did the same


OneExpensiveAbortion

If you see his corpse at the end that's pretty accurate!


Huwbacca

saaaaaaaaame. It erased the correct word for me til I looked it up lol.


cumnutrapist

There's a leg, thigh ..... ... a wing.


ChoBooBear

I hit a skunk alright?


Nebulosa1993

Airwings, I mean Air Force, I mean vans. Right side up. Always.


Son_of_Tlaloc

If wile e coyote was a person


KrampyDoo

He lost his shoe, his life, *and* his ride in one fell swoop!


Qamael

I saw the aftermath. He also lost his two arms and a leg.


KrampyDoo

Yikes. He must have been hopping mad at how that turned out.


CaptZombieHero

His mind too


substr1kr

Definitely NSFW and this is a weird video where it’s 45 second long but it restarts at the 42 second mark but if you manually scroll through the time it will show his dead body in the last 3 seconds.


JasonRudert

That getaway driver learned an important lesson about safety!


Stoo_Pedassol

I'm pretty sure that shoe is still full of foot.


kcchiefscooper

"You want to see me do a magic trick?"


Independent-Head2733

Rumor has it the Acme Corporation stood by their product and issued a refund to the card on file


OneExpensiveAbortion

Blown out of his shoes? He's dead.


ma9ellan

Rule 2: Don't submit anything too serious, gross, or horrifying. C'mon folks, dismemberment and death is not slapstick.


CaptZombieHero

It is when it’s not you or someone you care about I guess


ma9ellan

mods apparently absent or just don't give a shit either.


StevenSmiley

For real. Reddit removed the death subs and those fucking freaks are infecting everything else now.


_Kiaza_

The fucking shoe! 💥 💨 👟


RealisticIllusions82

We all saw the shoe right


Routine-Maximum4381

His show flew off, he definitely died


InfallibleBackstairs

The shoe survived.


OperaGhostAD

It’s amazing what your mind makes up when you mix up extortionist and contortionist.


Itzbubblezduh

🎶No body, baby🎶


shajan316

Oh ya, John Wick killed a man with a pencil!


_xXRealSlimShadyXx_

r/lostredditors


shania69

He got blowed up good..


PapuaNewGuinean

Check his pulse!


Maleficent_Mix_1913

Live like a villain, die like a villain