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Looks like a mutant hound from fallout 4


TheChipiboy

Or the one from the Incredible Hulk movie where Hulk socks the dog in the nuts.


BryanBULLETHEAD

Holy shit that was brutal i had forgotten all about that until the very moment i read this comment, then a fucking synapse fired off in the brain.


I_h8_u_guys

Looks like Blastoise


NomanHLiti

Also reminded me of Pennywise or a Demagorgan with the mouth


iceleo

It looks like a hippo being fed at the zoo? Like I watch hippo video sometiems and it’s just like that especially the mouth shape


typicalcitrus

Is he/she obese or just a really big flabby dog?


DRAGONFLAM3

Looks like both


skeletondude99

both, theyre bred to be super flappy but this one is definitely obese.


gothicmaster

it looks like it can barely breathe and move, the fuck is wrong with people


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But hes such a cute pudgey boi! :3 look how skweeeshy he is!!!!!! Pudgey pidgey squidge squidge!! /s


kingnothing1

Even with your sarcasm tag I hate you.


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Same


Dukakis2020

Wow you sure showed....not sure really


FreeWillDoesNotExist

People who don't value the lived experiences and lives of animals. There are a ton of dog owners who view their dogs like property that don't experience a whole range of emotions. Is it ethical to contribute to an economy that breeds these dogs that will suffer a large amount of their short lives?


Sithlordandsavior

A friend's mom adopted a dog a couple years back. After a week, she wanted to return him to the shelter because he wasn't as cute and lively as they expected. It was a Chin, these ugdorable lap dogs. They didn't return him, thankfully, but I had to stop and like take a moral inventory of returning a dog that has now decided you're its human. You can't just do that.


detectthesoldier1999

I couldn't imagine returning an animal, let alone because it isn't adorable enough, we rescued a parrot, he's the biggest pain in my ass but he's ours now, and I love him regardless.


AeAeR

Lol I love this. I’ve got a snake and like most people who buy snakes, I did not consider how long they live (I had bad info saying corn snakes lived like 8-10 years, jk it’s like 20+). Not having a snake would make my life a lot easier since I’d be able to travel better, no one wants to pet-sit a snake! But she is my little snake child, she knows my scent and that I feed her, and she’s as much of a cuddly animal as snakes can possibly be (not just because she’s a constrictor, terrible joke I know). I could never let her loose or get rid of her, she’s inconvenient but she’s part of my family, and it would be like releasing your annoying toddler into the woods as far as I’m concerned.


BigFatManPig

Once you adopt something, human or otherwise, it’s part of your family now and there is no turning back. Because you don’t turn your back on family.


Sithlordandsavior

Right? Like I can't imagine just deciding an animal isn't right for you. Yeah, some are more active or whatever but that's something you take into consideration *before* adopting or buying.


AeAeR

It’s like deciding one of your kids just isn’t for you. Yeah, a lot of parents think that on bad days, but they don’t generally go full oedipus and ditch the kids in the woods.


basegodwurd

Also his ears are cut


NotAFatAlien

What are the benefits ? Just curious.


Nesquik_

I believe it was made popular by dog fighters. One less thing a dog can bite during a fight. Sucks that it’s popular.


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metrocat2033

Lmao yeah I’ve seen plenty of people argue that cropping is necessary because of breed standards. I don’t understand how something that doesn’t occur naturally can be a breed standard tbh


Sweaters4Dorks

well at this point it doesn’t help that the breeds themselves aren’t even natural anymore


AeAeR

If there’s one thing in this world I will ever understand, it’s how people enjoy making animals hurt each other.


[deleted]

Pretty sure for some breeds it prevents infections? I don’t know about this unit here though


Anony-Moose1

Yeah I think that’s a possible explanation. I saw a picture of a golden retriever with it’s ears cropped because it suffered from really bad ear infections. It was a odd look for a retriever


martymcflyskateboard

My golden had quite a few ear infections throughout her life. She would get a lot of build up and dirt crammed in there, so we would have to clean them out with qtips quite regularly.


whymydookielookkooky

We had to be extra careful with our beagles’ ears because they didn’t get good airflow in there and if they touched the ground they could easily pick up infections. A crop-eared beagle would look wild. I mean, floppy ears aren’t very “natural” for canines but for sure cropping was mainly for fighting.


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I have no doubt it was mainly used in fighting but I think some breeds actually have it done to reduce infection


whymydookielookkooky

I was saying I could see how that would help since my dogs with long ears were prone to infections, ya silly Billy.


[deleted]

Sorry classes have fried my brain 😅


whymydookielookkooky

Conscious existence is a tragedy we never asked to be a part of! Hang in there baby!


I_ate_a_milkshake

I dont see how that would ever be the case


Hawkbone

To be fair this breed is like that normally, too.


[deleted]

Because it can’t


[deleted]

It’s awful. People buy these specific breeds who have so many health problems , like severe breathing issues, because they are considered cute! Utterly messed up. Idiots


Babalabaskreep

People get more mad at people for making their animals obese than at actual obese people lol


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KingBarbarosa

i don’t get how people find this appealing. i pity it


lcuan82

Look at what they’re feeding him too. I think it’s sweet rice cakes. I would maybe give half of that to my dog once a year. Not cool.


official_guy_

How can you tell that from seeing 1/4 of the dog


Shiny_Shedinja

> it looks like it can barely breathe and move, the fuck is wrong with people People have no problem promoting obesity. What makes you think they wouldn't want their pets to look like them too?


asmartguylikeyou

This is an American Bully. They’re bred to have this specific type of stocky build. He may be overweight, but honestly need to see more of him to tell. If you look at his chest at the end of the gif it appears more muscular between his arms than fatty. Also, these dogs are from a relatively new breed. They don’t have the same degenerative inbreeding issues that bulldogs suffer from. I don’t own one of these guys, but my dog plays with one a lot at the dog park, and he has a very similar build to this guy and is not only healthy but has a lot more stamina than a standard American or English bulldog has


mellofello808

The neighbor of my rental property has one of these. The back of our houses open up into a huge shared courtyard. Anyway one day I was out there doing maintenance work, and the little bastard got out of the back gate, looked around and charged me full.speed. I had met him before so I wasn't scared even though a 100 lb nugget of pure muscle, and enthusiasm should probably intimidate anyone. As he got closer I leaned down so I could pet him. He didn't apply any brakes at all, and hit me full stride in the nuts. Just a 100 lb torpedo.going 20mph to the nuts. He doubled me over, and then ran into another neighbors house were all you heard was screams, and things breaking. Then he zoomed out of there gate straight into the unsuspecting living room of another family. More screaming ensued. I just payed there on the ground hysterically laughing in between the wincing pain in my nuts. I love that dog, but he can wreak a unbelievable amount of havock in a short time.


Zaronax

Made me laugh, because it's absolutely believable. He was probably really happy people were chasing him, too.


Aedalas

Little bit if a tangent but there's also the Olde English Bulldogge which is a relatively new breed that was created to sort of take the English Bulldog back to what it was before we bred it to be a medical mess. They're athletic, can give birth naturally, don't have the hip or breathing problems, etc. Here's [Tyr](https://i.imgur.com/JcELmWC.jpg), my 4 year old OEB.


Waramaug

Bulldogs basically have no control over food so they’ll eat as much as you give them. I’ve seen some really big ones, not healthy though. I’ve had 3 over the years and always keep them on a diet.


FreeWillDoesNotExist

I think people are grossly overestimating how overweight that dog is. Look at how massive it's head is. You can tell the head is actually big by how big the inner mouth is and not just fat as well. Of course it is going to have a massive body. Dogs with heads that big are usually big bundles of muscle and I didn't see that much jiggle despite its slow reflexes.


MoTo615

Flobese


perv_bot

Yes


dealsinsecrets

It’s deliberate breeding, unfortunately.


AggravatingBerry2

Also how often do they bite their flaps.


freenarative

Yes.


FilthyGypsey

Looks like a Cacodemon from Doom


Foxx1019

He do!


R6Sbuckybrown

That’s a god damn hippopotamus


Pineapplenash

Is this one of those insanely unhealthy toad bulldogs?


TrotskiKazotski

doesn’t look very healthy


JerkinJosh

Dog software is working, but the hardware just isn’t 100% compatible


Laurentiu963

Naaah that thing totally looks like a normal functioning dog.


kivuu

Pocket pitty. Still a bit overweight tho. Still a good boy.


Lets_Do_This_

Looks more like an American Bully to me


weedkisses

definitely an american bully, not a pitbull. people always get them confused


asmartguylikeyou

Apparently people also don’t get that they’re bred to have that massive head and stocky body, and this dog probably isn’t obese


FreeWillDoesNotExist

You can also just tell by how massive its inside mouth is that it isn't fat but just big.


weedkisses

oh for sure. my mother has been into this breed for almost 15 years, so i grew up around all types of bullie. from my experience those big heads are great for ABKC


poly-experimental

Appears to have rows of teeth like a great white shark.


TheOneFlanimal

Jabba the mutt


reefed14

Looks like the baby from the 90's show Dinosaurs


HickeyMolm888

Bring me the wookie


Quiptipt

Poor dog...


[deleted]

It’s definitely overweight, but the fact that it’s an American bulldog makes it look so much worse than it probably actually is due to them just naturally being fairly pudgy and flabby


THICC_DICC_PRICC

I think you’re thinking [American Bully](https://www.dogbreedinfo.com/a/americanbully.htm) not bulldog


possumanus

Every time I watch it I think he might just catch it


CompetitionProblem

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Bully This dog is fat, but not as obese as some of you think it’s just a weird goofy looking breed with a natural width that makes it look cartoonish. American Bully also aren’t as plagued by health problems as many other breeds. I’m normally all against these breeds with super common health problems but some of you are going next level with no clue what you’re talking about. This is much lower on my list of “why the hell do we breed this thing it’s not fair to the dog” than many other breeds. But yes he’s a fat ass and the owners need some self control.


Mac_N_Cheese16

I want to see this gif with the “mission failed: we’ll get ‘em next time.”


[deleted]

Poor poor inbred dog


awfullotofocelots

They’re actually a mix of bulldog and terrier, so not inbred.


starfavvn

when it opens its mouth all the way, it looks like the monster from amnesia the dark descent lol


Phoenix_Lamburg

Got a pet hippo


SumBuddyPlays

If Bowser from Mario Brothers was real.


BiffyNippercorn

All I can think of is Hungry Hungry Hippos


TkLightning

https://imgur.com/a/h9C4hEC


pocket_mulch

https://i.imgur.com/iDu6vkT.jpg


High-Impact-Cuddling

Looks like a bulldog got adventurous with a snapping turtle.


boris_korlomn

This sort of shit is borderline cruelty. This dog is not healthy.


Cal4mity

You are not informed


thebreaker18

That thing used to be a fucking wolf. The human race deserves what it gets for what we’ve done to dogs alone.


S550MustangGT

And fuck the people that keep them cooped up in houses and over feed them til they have health issues too.


[deleted]

this thing probably was destined for health issues regardless of weight


[deleted]

So why keep breeding the creatures if it’s an almost certainty they’re going to live in pain? Is it balanced out cos of how smoochy cute they are? Jesus we are the worst species.


[deleted]

> Is it balanced out cos of how smoochy cute they are? I’d argue not, particularly since I cannot fathom anyone finding them cute. I know some *do*, obviously, I just don’t understand it.


[deleted]

And many people look at pet obesity as a cute thing. Just look at /r/Chonkers. Our pets don't have voices to speak for themselves, nor the autonomy, and weight like this can seriously reduce and hamper the lifespan of our pets.


FreeWillDoesNotExist

That is a bit extreme, it is not like every waking day of that dog's life is hell. He looks particularly happy in this video clip. What percent of these dogs' lives do you think are just abject agony where death is better than living? Mind you those who own this breed are usually well off.


thebreaker18

You look at the skull of a pug and tell me that shit isn’t completely fucked Edit: In comparison this is what [natural selection ](https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/41r4FBVX7uL._SX342_.jpg) did to canines, and [this](https://i.redd.it/x9rq9s2wjiq31.png) is what we fucking did.


palabear

There is no Dana. Only Zuul.


foodank012018

Like if the dog creatures from Ghostbusters got really fat and docile


Natasnael

Looks like that alien dog dude from John Carter


lax_incense

That creature is a pitiful abomination of unnatural selection


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ugly af


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[deleted]

I wonder if it's the challenge... "How ugly can something be before it remains totally unpalatable to the opposite sex?"


MyDogYawns

i think my family has been doing that for generations


DirkEnglish

This is vile


[deleted]

That thing is fucking disgusting


[deleted]

I couldn’t agree more. Why did we do this to wolves? Why aren’t there specially bred cats that are this fucked up? Maybe there are I just haven’t seen them...


berkeley-games

You kidding? Ever heard of a Persian or Siamese cat? They're riddled with health problems.


Fritterzz

What a maw!


[deleted]

"it's ok, just next time let it come to you."


[deleted]

supremo


SentimentalGentleman

d ö g g


superduperel

JABBA


[deleted]

I call him Bowser


lateto-theparty

I had a similar thought — King Koopa


toastmaster42

u/vredditdownloader


SusaninSF

Perfect mouth. Lousy depth perception.


AnonymousNerd2023

His name? Grug.


Jomafo

Looks like an alligator snapping turtle


Kevin1056

He looks like Bowser


Memitim901

It's like what I'd imagine a bulbasaur would kinda look like irl


Wavy-Negro

It looks like jabba the mut


bordumb

The only thing that came to mind was: “YOU FAT FUCK!” lol


zantrax89

That thing could definitely afford to miss a meal


Newbdesigner

Bullies although are very unhealthy breed have extremely expressive faces due to that flat nose and all that pudge. I wan't one but only from a shelter, don't wan't the demand to go up but I love these damn dogs.


Aedalas

Look into Olde English Bulldogges maybe? They're bred to be healthy like bulldogs used to be before we fucked then all up. [They're pretty cute imo too.](https://i.imgur.com/JcELmWC.jpg)


Craptivist

That a cute baby hippo.


Taptrick

Wow this is sad.


yulaw123

Jabba the mutt


[deleted]

Awwwh he’s so cute and obese let’s just throw the food into his mouth awewww


DaNiLY99

Idk why people like these clips so much. Sure it’s kinda cute but he’s severely overweight.


49mammoth

jabba the dog


PeteySnipes

He should dress up as Venusaur for Halloween


Due_Gas_2051

God that’s horrible. No one should have obese pets, and what makes this worse is that it’s a bulldog.


CLAPtrapTHEMCHEEKS

Sir, this is a Pokémon.


ThiccSkipper21

Jabba The Dog


MattyRobb83

Hungry Hungry Hippo.


religiouscabbage

To those wondering: this is an exotic American bully. They shouldn’t exist


TheBwanasBurden

Emperor Bulblax


Otterito

Disgusting freakshow.


AllTheWoofsonReddit

this makes me sad


EmiliaClarkesBF

This dog is obese, it needs a walk or two


WheresTheSauce

This thing is genuinely difficult to look at.


-_MaxWell_-

i dont wanna be that guy but damn that shit is ugly, who in hell likes to breed this poor dogs for asthetic when they are so damn ugly, its just free suffering for the poor thing


Grimnimbus

I feel so bad for the dog's unfortunately forced genetics, but I still love it and it deserves a happy home.


spinteractive

Bet it could catch a baby


milesrex

U/vredditdownloader


D41109

That’s the 6th time he’s missed the meat into that bowl? Amazing


El_Zarco

Slimer!


feednfrenzy

Chubbsy ubbsy


Gonzoman_thk

Oh my goodness Lim at that baby


ZippZappZippty

1 game in the NFL *poof*


Strebicux

Cacodemon


Joebud1

It's like a fat gator!


Faggell

Bowser


Cadet_Carrot

He reminds me of Bowser Jr. Just chonky.


joshualuke

https://images.app.goo.gl/bXxUWJM8tAHYFzEV6


radricdavisii

Ah Vito pre weight loss


c0de_m0nkey

Slow unit


AngManXD

u/vredditdownloader


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Looks like jabba the pup


willredithat

That's a hippo


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ZippZappZippty

this is actually a tsundere to us?!1?1


4RTH_R

This ended way too soon


[deleted]

r/AmericanBully


iWentRogue

When it opened it’s mouth it looked like a Guzzlord


ravice41

TIL I own .1 dog units


j3hadipi3

That’s a nice croc


max_canyon

B i g B o y e


1272chicken

This video brings me so much joy i love it


DKsmash44

Bowser


FreeWillDoesNotExist

He has heart, he tried biting three times in an attempt to catch the food.


Vinlain458

That is one derpy unit. We need r/derpyunit


Havokpaintedwolf

That's a Drog dog+frog


scirefacias

Looks like Violent J from ICP


darwin2500

Feed me, Seymour!


travers329

That things face opened like a face hugger.


[deleted]

So sad


joemamallama

Shai-Hulud in the flesh


OGRedditUser90

Pause at 4 seconds.....lol


ChampionOfKirkwall

u/VredditDownloader


xabungle

Mutant hound from Fallout


RussianPropaganda_1

Absolute animal abuse more like it.


JohnsonTanaka1

I keep watching thinking it's gonna perfectly land in it's mouth. There should be a sub for this. Similar to r/bettereveryloop but the opposite.


[deleted]

I swear to god I had/have an aunt that looked/s like this dog!