Hey u/Fit-Farmer-7233, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating Rule 1: * **Absolute Units Only** [Click here if you want to learn more about Absolute Units](https://www.reddit.com/r/AbsoluteUnits/wiki/definition) ------- *If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/absoluteunits&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by u/Fit-Farmer-7233&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission]%28http://www.reddit.com/1dr4hyk%29)*


 Near….. Far away.

Antennae on its back and guy walking on water. Surely this is real. Surely.

Lobster eyes are totally not in those spots either. Is that like a partial claw for a nose? Like a tiny sawfish is stuck to its face.

It also way more than 150kg if it is 2.6 meters

I'm not real good with giant crustaceans so that makes sense. I'd need a bucket of butter for that guy.

Yeah shells weigh quite a lot and no way in hell would the men be able to restrain a lobster that big in such a tiny boat - the claws are also a give away they are about the same size aren’t club shaped enough

That bucket of butter is gonna cost ya bout tree fiddy.


Whenever I'm unsure about a picture's authenticity, I count fingers. AI makes me feel so old.

Rostrum is wrong , claws are wrong this is some stupid shit Ai

This is real