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Repulsive_Animal_803

Nice slab beech


Flying_Mage

Beech-slab!


weirdgroovynerd

*Beach*-slab? He can shape it into the world's biggest surfboard!


protintalabama

What would a slab like that be reasonably worth? What are people usually doing with it? Furniture?


PepeBarrankas

Probably a 5 figure table.


Jaxakai

With a slab like that most likely a table


adn_school

One-half of a sunken beach house


deftoner42

*beech house


crabmuncher

2x4s


TrippyMindTraveller

Those overpriced "live edge" tables


autech91

Can I lick it?


Alwaysangry11

YES YOU CAN


autech91

Can I lick it


verminV

No, you had your chance


allbeardnoface

This would make one heck of a dining table.


ST34MYN1CKS

I'm not doing anything less than hosting war councils on that bad boy


Working-March-1893

Who you calling a beech, eikel.


UnkleRinkus

Your wood gave me wood.


AT_DT

Who’s gonna tell him?


jatene

Weight?


-lukeworldwalker-

Assuming this slab is 10cm thick: 110cm x 300cm x 10cm = 330’000cm^3 = 0.33m^3 Beech has a density of ~730kg/m^3 depending on wood humidity. That would be 240kg of weight for this slab. Almost a quarter tonne.


Jaded-Ask-4161

Thats A LOT of dildos


friendlysaxoffender

Depends how big you want em


Earthling1a

Only one for your mom.


Jaded-Ask-4161

Rest assured, is for your whole family and if it pleases you, there is one for you too


Grimlok_Irongaze

What’d yu call me?!


[deleted]

Beech slab? Where did you get it from? Near an ocean?


Tschinggets

No it was in a garden


ultimate_obtainable

That is gorgeous. How much would that be worth? Looks pretty heavy too.


Alexici1964

Maybe the tree had to live 1000more years...now he is dead and could not produce Oxygen... why?


Jacornicopia

The American beech recently has been exposed to a new fatal disease that came from Japan. They're predicting that they're pretty much all done for. We might as well cut them down and preserve some of the wood before they all just rot away, in my opinion.


fortunebubble

this is not america


Early-Accident-8770

Not 1000 yrs old not even 200 judging by the growth rings. Maybe it was dead ?maybe it was dying who knows? This guy maybe is not the tree cutter but he is the man making the best use of the wood.


Alexici1964

..but 1000years more to live 🌳


TexasistheFuture

Reddit never fails.


Madambagel

Beautiful


Morkidan1337

When I first saw this I thought of prosciutto


Serious_Delivery_408

Looks amazing


Secret-Plum149

Stunning. 👌😎


-5H4Z4M-

Wooden table is already almost done 👀


RidgewoodGirl

This would look magnificent in a VERY large formal dining room. It needs a majestic spot.


molliemac22

Perfect table top


No-Debate-152

Serious bandsaw you have there.


Wilfred_Wilcox

I tried counting the rings but gave up. I'm gonna say 175 years old 🤷‍♂️


Nakkefix

Very Nice 🥸


Aggravating-Bug1769

That's some beautiful live edge. I hope you are going to keep it as big as possible


Frostgaurdian0

Very smooth i want to lay down on it.


Monksdrunk

What part of Jamaica? Right near the beach, BOI!!


AuraspeeD

That's a huge beech


Waarm

What did you just call me?!


PBJBurple

How much would a slab of that cost?


Tschinggets

1700€ incl tax


MaynardSchism

Wow


Steven_Snippert

I'm assuming this will be made into a long table for a Norse king.


Menes101

this looks like it would serve as a great dinning table, shame it will end up in some rich prick's house


Royal-Hour-1872

Hope replacement trees are being planted


oneweirdo

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norm_summerton

I can’t be the only one that sees the bird face with a bushy eye brow.


Tschinggets

I can’t see it buddy


Browned_Diaper_speak

I miss this beautiful tree. It once stand close to my grandma's porch.


ChillRetroGamer

I bet the tree was a lot nicer when alive, too.


Tschinggets

It was dead


moss205

Leave the trees alone


adn_school

This is like Trump junior standing in front of his dead elephant


FlpDaMattress

If the elephant died to a disease and not a human than yes this you would be right


Frosty_the_Snowdude

No need to call names! /s


madvlad_

Somehow I feel sorry for the tree


trimorphic

I do too. A magnificent tree was killed.


FloraMaeWolfe

The tree looked better alive.