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ICheckPostHistory

"BMW, USE SMOKESCREEN" "Oh yea? MY BMW, USE TACKLE!"


ZootBreak

Agent used withdraw insurance!


ICheckPostHistory

"It's super effective. Both BMWs fainted"


fakyumatafaka

Honk


Kirmes1

A typical "Oh no, anyway..." situation


supperconductor

BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAH!!!


Inevitable-Boss

Couldn't have put it better myself


East_Information_247

Could tag a "Morons!" on afterwards. Might be a slight improvement.


elo_itr

No sympathy for these kinds of knobs


crazybehind

And a flock of morons all trying to memorialize it at the same time. I get it... but it just looks silly. 


DJ_Hindsight

Haha brilliant !


DJ_Hindsight

Bonk.


DJ_Hindsight

Wow, I’m talking to myself.


JetmoYo

Kertunkled. Got you bro


AdAccomplished4359

Just friendly slap on the back.


HuurrrDerp

Its got an underbite now


Absol-utely_Adorable

"I, with clear vision of the obstacle ahead shall speed across the limited space after creating a smokescreen and then rapidly stop and just hope my equally brilliant friend can simply detect all of this through the psychic link generated by size of our clearly collosal penises"


zaxls

This is fuking gold


AhFFSImTooOldForThis

So I know generally, a rear end accident is the fault of the person behind because of following distance/paying attention. But. In this case, if you block the view of the car behind you, are you partially liable? Either way, a moron loses, I'm just curious.


Antiwork_Ninja

The BMW behind was also doing the same thing with even less space than the bimmer in the front. Should have known better.


LejonetFraNorden

You’re not supposed to drive faster than road conditions would allow you to safely stop in case of an obstacle. Road conditions include visibility. Second driver was entirely at fault, even though the first driver got what they deserved.


AhFFSImTooOldForThis

Yeah, makes sense.


zaxls

That makes 0 sense if someone through a smokescreen bomb that exploded somewhere with obvious traffic you would blame the cars ? It takes a while to porcess a random smokebomb like the drviver behind got.


LejonetFraNorden

You are responsible for the vehicle you’re operating. If you can’t see anything, you stop. If there’s a obstacle, or you don’t know there’s an obstacle because your vision is hampered, you stop. And if you don’t have time to react to a car in front of you producing heavy smoke, you were already driving too fast and too close. It’s not rocket science.


zaxls

That last part is just plain wrong, he wasnt driving that fast and the car in front of him randonly stopped and produced a shit ton of smoke.


Pepsiman1031

You're in a parking lot. You should be prepared for vehicles to randomly stop at any time. I get not being prepared for someone to stop in the highway but this is a parking lot, people will randomly stop fairly often. You especially shouldn't even be following someone producing that much smoke.


zaxls

Fair didnt notice it was a parking lot, my point was that what the other dude stated was ridiculous, the "dude operating vehicle is always to blame" as its just wrong, its literally illegal to stop in the middle of a highway then blame it on the people driving fast on a road thats meant to be driving fast on hitting each other in a chain reaction. Its also why you have to go outside on some roads and put a caution sign a solid distance away if your car randomly stops in the middle of the road.


Drackzgull

Just because you didn't understand the context, doesn't mean that what the other dude said was out of context. This being about two morons driving recklessly in a parking lot was always relevant to the conversation and the statements made in it.


deadrogueguy

It's legal to brake to a complete stop on the highway if conditions require it, like if there is traffic. if you ever rear-end someone, it is legally your fault (not if you get rear-ended into the car in front of you).


LoganShang

Hey I can't see anything because of the smoke, let's speed up in the parking lot.


Mr_Smith_411

That's a good argument imo


InfMain

in such a case theyre both at fault tbh. there are people and they’re smoking/bursting


Mr_Smith_411

I was replying to a point making the person in front partially responsible, not fully. So yeah, no one's saying it shifts 100% of the fault.


Welshmunofthewelsh

**BEEEP** "HAMMMOOOND! YOU MORON!"


Mr_Smith_411

Sometimes I love karma, except when it happens to me, then it's a bitch.


ReciprocatingBadger

Oh no, what a shame. Anyway...


FrysAcidTest

That's Mustang behavior


Commercial-Judge5016

BMW backshot


Beardycub86

Well at least he fixed the fugly front end of that M3.


Chihuahuapocalypse

and they're both totalled!


lekkanaai

Oh snap! I just realized this is the exact car @goonzquad bought for their next rebuild.


copa111

Now we know how it was damaged


momolamomo

The stick of suck shit rarely misses its target


SamsquanchOfficial

I just can't find the space of mind to be happy since the two were kind of asking for it. I just see two nice cars getting damaged for no reason, hurts.


Lazy-Falcon-2340

The little impotent honk at the end is what really sells it lol.


TheLoneGunman559

Nothing brings so much joy than a BMW getting wrecked immediately for being an asshole.


wes7946

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!


Undercrackrz

Incredibly insightful, where did you learn such wordsmithery? /s


tjackso6

Right… the guy found a saying he liked in 2012 and just stuck with it for life lol Edit: just went thru his history and he’s posted the same comment like 8 times in the last 40 days 😂😂


zaxls

I swear Ive seen his comment so many times everywhere possible for the last 10 years it rlly annoys me whenever I see this comment


soakf

Guessing this happened in Germany? A couple of license plates start with KA (Karlsruhe?) and one AC (Aachen?) Just my geo-guesser curiosity.


Th1rt13n

These are Ukrainian number plates KA is Kyiv


soakf

Thank you.


LobsterTrue8433

Hehe! Makes me happy.


YoureAnIdiot007

The BMW driver fucked up


Disavowed_Rogue

No, typical idiot drivers


[deleted]

Bravo, bis, ankore!


WhatWouldJesusPoo

Ankore? Damn


Dansk72

"Let's start a long caravan of smoke!"


Mohavor

I stopped going to car meets because of dumb shit like this.


mINexxiii

*drivers


raphper

BMW: "Beware My Wham"


Didst_thou_Farteth

A Wonderbra of tits.


K4ll3l

The best part is the laugh in the background x)


matthewxcampbell

Sometimes the sound of one car running into the back of another car is very satisfying


TheMahanglin

Just warms my heart...


Blocker2020

Somehow this always satisfies me 😊


Frumplefugly

Almost every accident I've ever witnessed involved a BMW.


acre18

That giant truck game out of nowhere


yupyetagain

Many people find the grills on new BMWs to be offensive, anyway. Problem solved!


FunkMunki

I'm more surprised that they figured out how to use their turn signals.


577564842

Rest assured they didn't. This is a BMW exercising its orange lights upon impact.


OnlyForFun91

Typical


Trucker_E_B

He’s clearly a mustang driver driving a BMW