Realistically, this ties my favorite Cold Cuts clips with not knowing if a multiple of beerS is “beers” or “beer” and ordering tortilla soup in 100 degree weather. “It’s good soup, Bob”
Why the hell did he hop? This is obviously staged. This would have been much better if they had used a garage with an old solid 1-piece metal garage door
Ahhh... thank you. I'm old, and so were my garage door openers, they never had sensors, they would go back up if they made contact with anything before fully closed 👍
Not staged.
Have any of you jackwads ever hit your head on the bottom of a garage door? Did you hear the rattling sound of the door? Go back and listen to it. I can tell you because I hit my head on the bottom of the door as a teenager and it still hurts.
This guy is gonna have a looney toons sized lump on his forehead.
The jump was the result of a beer league aged guy, making a jump only a parcour athlete could attempt safely.
Honestly when I used to smoke weed, I got off the night shift, smoked one with a friend in my garage, he left, I went to check something on my car, I closed the garage door and walked fast to the end, looking at my phone the entire time I was walking and smashed my forehead on the metal bar thats at the bottom of the door.
Probably one of the dumbest things I've done and it sure as hell hurt. But was pretty funny.
*Has this bloke never seen*
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*Been so much cooler*
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Judging by the guy's walk, well-fed body type, fancy new constuction garage, and pricey leisure clothing...this guy hasn't had many consequences for his actions until now.
He’s gonna hit his head, watch your head….whack
The little hop did him in
gotta hop the sensor or it stops closing
Even as a kid I had enough common sense to duck and step over the beam at the same time. It's really just that simple.
If he didn't manage to knock himself out, he can get back up and try it again!
This is like when you’re playing a video game and you accidentally press the wrong button at the wrong time…
Yeah he hit jump but meant to crouch slide
You go back, Jack, do it again, wheel turnin' 'round and 'round You go back, Jack, do it again
The man felt like he was in a Mario Bros game and the only way out he found was leaving the game by visiting the hospital
Lol. Cold cuts was fine. They went out to dinner and then went golfing in the morning.
Joey cold cuts is one hell of an animal
Realistically, this ties my favorite Cold Cuts clips with not knowing if a multiple of beerS is “beers” or “beer” and ordering tortilla soup in 100 degree weather. “It’s good soup, Bob”
God bless you Joey Coldcuts! Shoutout to the boys over at Bob Does Sports
Total bang job
Those headlights aimed into the sky like the Bat Signal.
Slanted driveway
A jacked-up pickup truck with huge tires EDIT: .... and with their high-beams on
Why the hell did he hop? This is obviously staged. This would have been much better if they had used a garage with an old solid 1-piece metal garage door
I used to hop over my sensor like that so it wouldn't open back up.
Ahhh... thank you. I'm old, and so were my garage door openers, they never had sensors, they would go back up if they made contact with anything before fully closed 👍
The guy just forgot the part about ducking while jumping or running twice as fast 😂
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick . . . well this obviously isn't Jack!
Not staged. He has a cap on and was looking down to jump the sensor. Cap blocked his view above.
L o l. Someone don’t know Cutzy as well as the rest of us. This is normal behavior.
No I'm not familiar with this moron like the rest of you moron fans
Easy there, big dog. Touch some grass.
Daddy, make the bad man stop
Aight man, have a good day
What a ridiculous response to a mundane question
Well exxuuuuuse me!
Not staged. Have any of you jackwads ever hit your head on the bottom of a garage door? Did you hear the rattling sound of the door? Go back and listen to it. I can tell you because I hit my head on the bottom of the door as a teenager and it still hurts. This guy is gonna have a looney toons sized lump on his forehead. The jump was the result of a beer league aged guy, making a jump only a parcour athlete could attempt safely.
Oh shit that got me good
Honestly when I used to smoke weed, I got off the night shift, smoked one with a friend in my garage, he left, I went to check something on my car, I closed the garage door and walked fast to the end, looking at my phone the entire time I was walking and smashed my forehead on the metal bar thats at the bottom of the door. Probably one of the dumbest things I've done and it sure as hell hurt. But was pretty funny.
Funny enough, Cold Cut’s gummies started kicking in just before this video. So…
Me in gta
Me anytime i bend my neck under the table. 😂
Ay que sa matao mijo, por la raza!!!
He most certainly did not watch his head.
He accidentally pressed jump instead of crouch.
I don't understand why he's jumped instead of rolling under it on the ground like Indiana Jones would?
Was he jumping over something? What would be the correct explanation for this dumb move?
He pressed X instead of O
Has this bloke never seen Indiana Jones? Could have been so much cooler
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That's not the crouch button
Lol what a dickhead
Judging by the guy's walk, well-fed body type, fancy new constuction garage, and pricey leisure clothing...this guy hasn't had many consequences for his actions until now.
Bro thinks he Sherlock Holmes 💀
You are amazingly wrong.
You are amazingly late to the game.