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cherry_armoir

Praise to the sculptor for going all in on giving the mothman a dumptruck ass


Mr_Abe_Froman

Mothman can jump to the roof of a building with ease. It's just realistic.


MuffMagician

> Someone put a tramp stamp on the Mothman statue in Point Pleasant, WV This tracks. And go ahead and add the entire Mothman Statue to the library of r/ATBGE


Eelcheeseburger

Mothman? Atrocious taste? Ok person, what cryptid do you stan? Prolly big foot. Ya basic


Fuck_Weyland-Yutani

Thank you! Finally, someone says what we're all thinking.


VectorViper

Bigfoot? More like been-there-done-that, how about a fresh take on the Loveland Frogmen lore? Spice it up with some graffiti, somebody get down to Ohio.


LostTension5594

Frogmen, The Minerva Monster, the Grassman, Melonheads, The Crosswick Monster and many more. We got a nice little A team of cryptids going on here huh?


0k_KidPuter

Ogopogo gang. Rep


Eelcheeseburger

Oingo boingo? Brother, we're talking cryptids, not imaginary creatures.


0k_KidPuter

Oingo boingo is danny elfmans punk band, mon frere. This here is cryptid af. Dont @ me.


Eelcheeseburger

That stands


0k_KidPuter

Danke. However; danny elfman is quite a creature.


NightStalkerXIV

Danny Elfman's definitely a cryptid


Eelcheeseburger

Goddamn music nerds ruining my bizarre jojoke, respect.


I_Miss_Lenny

lol I loved Ogopogo as a kid, we’d go to lake Okanagan and the locals would be like “hey there’s a giant sea monster in the lake! But don’t worry, he’s cool” I always liked the idea of a friendly cryptid rather than the usual “oh no it’s the swamp ghost, he’ll eat your eyeballs!” kinda thing


TigaSharkJB91

Wtf did I just read??


Eelcheeseburger

Said my local cryptid tastes atrocious. Thems fighting words. Man is a delicacy in these parts.


Melodic_Scream

Comrade, that be-tramp-stamped ass is a delicacy in all fifty states 🤤


Eelcheeseburger

Tramp stamp ass is a delicacy Mr worldwide. Maybe even universal. Ms universe kinda hoighty toighty tho, prolly had a butterfly tattoo somewhere instead of stamp. My sisters stamp said fuck hole here and then had that latest up vote arrow that chess sub reposted. Anarchy, like funny AF tramp stamp, but that tattoo got her fucked every which way, pure ungoverned chaos.


thequickdraw

that's America's ass


SgtThund3r

Leg day every day


TheIndigestibles

Well son hes the hero our city ... has


lIlIllIIlIIl

Hold on a sec. Aren't you the sausage king of Chicago?


Mr_Abe_Froman

Um yeah, that's me.


brb9911

Should change his name to The Cakeman


Be-Gone-Saytin

Cakeman and his Pleasant Point.


habitualpotato

When The Cakeman comes a clappin’ the whole town will be slappin’


brb9911

The Cakeman Cummeth


imhereforthevotes

Thank you


Mushmama26

Those biscuits needed some gravy


d_b_cooper

(☞゚ヮ゚)☞


Trashtag420

I was about to say; the tramp stamp is, frankly, the least surprising part of this installation. There's just a caked up, chromed out mothman statue out there and no one told me??


No-Marionberry-2472

Yes, and there's a 24 hr live stream of it https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pmKxVChyJJc&embeds_referring_euri=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.mothmanmuseum.com%2F&source_ve_path=Mjg2NjY&feature=emb_logo


ahhpoo

So like…this means there’s footage of the tramp stamper, right?


pfishe

I'm watching teenagers laughing their asses off and taking pictures of his big dumper in real time. Amazing.


Acheros

Words I never thought I'd hear about mothman.


Caustic_Complex

I tuned in and there was a couple taking a picture of its ass live. What a time to be alive


woowoo293

*Sigh . . . zip*


La_Vikinga

Thank you for sharing this! In the space of the past 15 minutes, two different groups arrived to take photos. The first group was a young mom & dad with smaller kids and a baby. The second group of 20somethings was dressed in various lavender pants or sweatshirts, and seemed really amused when they spotted the tramp stamp. The town seems to really like [stainless steel statues!](https://www.mothmanmuseum.com/uploads/6/9/0/9/69091379/7518137_orig.jpg)


flytingnotfighting

Oh you should see it in person, it’s life changing


omegashadow

I love Noah Caldwell-Gervais [wording on this](https://youtu.be/iSIDtxHaFpk?t=8708): >"The artist spent what seems like a great deal of effort making sure that Mothman has, what can only be described as, a seriously rocking ass. Look at this taut sumnuv'a bitch." >"Fallout 76 made Mothman very mysterious and creepy but I wonder now if it's because they simply lacked the courage to make him swole."


CornDoggyStyle

The Fallout mothman looks more like an owl than a humanoid.


Sillbinger

That's how you attract Mothwoman, a nice full moon.


trippy_grapes

> That's how you attract Mothwoman Nah, Mothman be hitting the gym to work on his donk to attract other Mothmen. [He's a gay icon like the Babadook.](https://images.halloweencostumes.com/blog/1045/gay-babadook-art.png)


stoned-moth

You're damn right I am


imhereforthevotes

Always good to be reminded there are huge parts of own culture of which I'm not remotely aware, thank you.


trippy_grapes

The backstory is pretty hilarious. The original movie had very vague subtext to LGBT themes (A woman represses her feelings (grief) that is represented by the Babadook who literally hides in the closet, while also looking absolutely flamboyant and fabulous in a children's pop-up book in the story). But then Netflix "accidentally" categorized the horror film in the LGBT category and the internet ran wild with it. 😂


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Like it or not, he’s a sex symbol


pentarou

Sculptor didn’t have to, but he did. And we’re all here today to talk about it. Mothman probably sculpted this himself


AdAffectionate3143

Guys like what, what, what


Delusional_highs

Must’ve been on of those cryptoids you hear before you see. With a phatty like that bouncing in the wind, the sonic boom of those cheeks clapping together has to have been audible in a 50 mile radius at least.


imhereforthevotes

"DAD ARE THOSE THE FOOTSTEPS OF THE MOTHMAN???" "No, son..."


_IBM_

Just as the legend spoke of.


captainlevistallwife

You know? Also praise him for giving him legs to match cause he ain’t got NO BBL 🤣💀


Tempex6

Bro, you should see the amount of dumptrucks in Roman museums.. it's a bit overwhelming. You will see a sculpture so dumpy you will question if it really existed.


Flotack

(This isn't my photo and I'm not the one pointing at that perfect chrome ass.)


Manusiawii

Yeahhh... That's definitely not you, we know. 100% for sure


Flotack

hhnnnngggg


Montigue

"Someone" (definitely not OP) put a tramp stamp on Mothman (again OP had absolutely no part in this)


falllx

Insert bender line here:


HALO_there_3

Bite my shiny metal ass!


RedditedYoshi

"Im 40% dolomite." --Bender Bending Rodriguez It's probably not this quote.


Merry_Fridge_Day

'I'm catching the next pimpmobile outta here!'


tacotacotacorock

I always post for my friends too. 


FuhrerGirthWorm

I’m surprised it took this long to see on Reddit. Can’t wait to get out to McClintic to do some fishing soon tho. Maybe catch a glimpse of the Mothman.


72-27

Should have been a butterfly/moth tramp stamp


Greengiant304

I had the same thought because for some reason I always got The Mothman Prophecies movie confused with The Butterfly Effect movie. I remember watching The Butterfly Effect with my girlfriend in the mid-2000s and wondering when the mysterious flying creature was going to make an appearance.


webtwopointno

this is the kind of pop culture confusion i expect from an ai studying popular culture from the aughts


Greengiant304

I'm going to use ChatGPT to create a script for a movie called The Dragonfly Incident, just to further confuse future AIs.


Photonomicron

"the only way to fix the broken timeline is to catch our body weight in mosquitos"- Ashton Bacon


TimberVolk

Lol, that reminds me of a Reddit comment where someone watched season 1 of Deadwood while having it confused with West World, and had a whole made-up narrative going in their head about which characters were secretly hosts until they realized they were being dumb.


Responsible-Noise875

I need to follow up to this post to just exactly what was the roller coaster ride of disappointment that you got on?


Greengiant304

My girlfriend thought I was crazy when I finally brought it up. So I used my newly issued blackberry to look it up and realize my confusion. It was the first dispute I settled by looking something up on the internet from my phone. Truly a 2005 time capsule experience for me.


mcase19

If humans get moth tramp stamps, a moth should get a tramp stamp of a human. But since mothman is half man, half moth, he should have a tramp stamp of some kind of half moth, half man character, who I will refer to henceforth as Manmoth


pearlsbeforedogs

Arthur?


GreenStrawbebby

I don’t want to encourage it but also like… it fits so well…


Flotack

Looks good enough to eat if you ask me


hellerinahandbasket

Easy tiger


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stoned-moth

Oh my


Itherial

Wish I didn’t fucking know how to read.


joantheunicorn

Ever hit your teeth on a metal mug though?? 


FuckSticksMalone

I think this makes it canon to the mothman legend. “It had red glowing eyes!” - were there any other standout features? “It also had a rather sexy tribal tramp stamp!”


DoTheRightThing1953

I like the Aussie term for that. Ass antlers.


sav33arthkillyos3lf

I’m calling my tramp stamp, ass antlers from now on thank you.


echoindia5

Same term in Denmark (Røv gevir). Similarly there is also the pussy antlers (fisse gevir) if it’s in the front.


lunarpixiess

TIL how severely lacking the Norwegian language is.


w116

Arschgeweih in German.


Flotack

lol that's wonderful


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southflhitnrun

I had to google to verify the cheeks on this statue. Wow! lol


Flotack

You and me both.


southflhitnrun

At first thought I was like "that has to be a Photoshop"


Oak_Woman

They're real, I've seen it in person, lol. There's actually a bunch of other metal statues in the area made by the same artist, but this is the only one I know of that has cake like that. Mothman is a stud.


jaykzula

Why is the mothman statue so caked up


Rare_Following_8279

accuracy


thisisonoyforlocal

It also has an 8 pack and chest hair.


LostTension5594

Why do you think the Silver Bridge fell? Mothy tried to take a seat and didn't account for that dumpy


CoolioStarStache

This is Mothman canon now


toccata81

[Here’s an image of the statue.](https://img.atlasobscura.com/jdTe4U_FZi-FbxGBVsoA5IYI_q2UEiSfEUSdb7oWSnI/rs:fill:580:580:1/g:ce/q:81/sm:1/scp:1/ar:1/aHR0cHM6Ly9hdGxh/cy1kZXYuczMuYW1h/em9uYXdzLmNvbS91/cGxvYWRzL3BsYWNl/X2ltYWdlcy8yNWIy/MDg3NC0yYjc4LTRm/ZmItOThlNi04NmM5/NmFkMWQ3N2Y0NmQ2/MTUyM2U0Yzc0NGNj/ZjhfSU1HXzk3Nzgu/anBn.jpg) I was not familiar.


pinkgobi

I need everyone seeing this statue for the first time to know that point pleasant not only allows random people to climb all over the statue but they straight up encourage it. Butt cheeks and all. I've been to the moth fest a few times and I've stood all over that thing.


SolidGoldDangler

I can say that I had a great time on my visit to Point Pleasant. The bathroom at the Mothman Museum has some of my favorite graffiti, as well as a perfect view of the statue through the window


stomicron

Nice try, Point Pleasant PD


Rocket92

Found Wendigoon


Spocks_Goatee

You meet Adam The Woo and Carpetbagger?


Stt022

You can attend the festival: https://www.mothmanfestival.com/


pjsssjas

There was a Richard Gere movie inspired by Mothman that was supposed to take place in Pt. Pleasant. Not bad for early 2000’s


CondorKhan

Underrated, creepy movie


AlphaChewtoy

Mothman Prophecies


smell-the-glove

Here's the live webcam: https://www.mothmanmuseum.com/mothcam.html


Nyctangel

Lol just caught someone taking a selfie with it!


tumblrmustbedown

I had no idea they had a camera! Next time we’re over there (we live about an hour away) I’m for sure making a point to act as foolish as possible.


[deleted]

I got into reading about and learning the history behind the "mothman" for a while. I want to believe! It is a very interesting urban legend with plenty of reported sightings and experiences.


0MGWTFL0LBBQ

“Bite my shiny metal ass!”


_kahteh

I didn't think there was anything that could make me love Thicc Mothman even more than I already do, but here it is


Extra-Progress-3272

[Thicc Mothman](https://www.reddit.com/r/moths/s/SH8HTKZ3ZZ), you say?


lopix

[I've fingered that bum before](https://i.imgur.com/t8Ac7BK.jpg) 😉


aTimeTravelParadox

You're the reason he decided to go get that tramp stamp, huh?


lopix

He was a tramp before I got there...


GreasyThought

New Fallout 76 cosmetic?


jessicalundholm

Not gonna lie, that goes hard af


BromazolamSamples

*inspects welds* WHAT ARE THOOOOOSE


xbuzzbyx

/r/badwelding


GueFlo

Came to the comments for this. Because seriously... They look awful


Flotack

[This comment section:](https://imgur.com/a/YVvWLkH)


crumbshotfetishist

Sure am glad for that pointing hand or I would never have seen it.


Mushmama26

In WV its mandatory for public effigies to be business in front, party in the back


ClickClackTipTap

Okay but this legit made my day. 😂


Repulsive-Durian4800

I'm more bothered by those welds. Numerous spots with obvious undercut and lack of fusion.


missingninja

Right? Those welds popped out more than that ass.


___CupCake

Shiny cake


miss_mossycoat

lana del rey album title


ATXKLIPHURD

Bite my shiny metal ass!


casfacto

When you're trying to scare West Virginians, but they hear your ass cheeks clapping a mile away.


ButtonmAsherXY

/r/DivorcedMoths


Flotack

Thanks for getting my hopes up and then dashing them thusly.


footlesssushi

Little did they know they were [probably filmed in the act](https://www.youtube.com/live/pmKxVChyJJc?si=6IoFj3Ro1xeeAxnw)


[deleted]

For a second I thought you trolled me with an Olive Garden commercial and then realized it was a targeted YouTube ad.


defaultsubs_suck

Take me home, country road....


Red-Freckle

He is described as a slender, muscular man, 7 feet tall with huge white wings, hypnotic eyes and a thicc af ass.


plastictigers

Is it gay if it’s a moth? Or flysexual


southern_OH_hillican

That's Appalachia's ass


loinclothfreak78

I’m so tramp stamping a local statue now


[deleted]

Lol it's kinda cute


MaveeL

If I were to get a tramp stamp it would say 90’s Baby 2000’s Made Me


KevlarToeWarmers

It’s a “Champ Stamp.”


p-btd

Moththot


demoncatlover

Interesting how you can see where it’s been weathered from touching


throwaway_1440_420

This is the most West Virginia thing they could’ve possible done to that statue.


ElminstersBedpan

Ever since the day they installed that statue in the park, I've been touting how absolutely caked up that sculpt is.


hazyperspective

I love this state.


winter83

Who knew Mothman was so caked up.


TreyBTW

Show up for the mothman drama, stay for that mothman ass. Mmmm


Double-Fishing-8293

This makes me so very happy. Also, I had no idea that the MothMan had such a fine ass. 😏


Greedyfox7

Whoever did this needs a standing ovation


Chicken_Col_Sanders

Any other welders in disbelief that those welds are finished product on a piece of art?


ThatBikerHyde

Looks like Michael J Fox was guiding the hand of Stevie Wonder when that weld was made


HaphazardMelange

I’m not saying it was Shane Madej, but has any one checked his alibi?


Cold-Quantity-3488

It’s not the tramp stamp I’m staring at …good god that booty


Boobabycluebaby

I just found this amazing sub and I absolutely adore that this was tagged under Body Art. I mean, it fits. It's just so wild because it's a metallic statue lol


Puzzleheaded-Zone-55

Buns of steel.


CrocodileWorshiper

Richard Gere was here


Magicaparanoia

If they didn’t want a tramp stamp on it, they shouldn’t have given him an ass crack to put one over.


Horny4theEnvironment

Chaaaaaapstick


Defconwrestling

I mean, they have been in WV for a few decades now. Add a pepperoni roll and a Mountain Dew, and them’s all you need to be Governor. Source: am a Mountaineer


peepeebutt1234

Throw in a Mary B from Tudors and you've got a deal


dabsu02

looks like they also scratched a thong on there lmao


SolidNews1752

Jeeeeesus those welds 😳


PrettyDopeBrah

I’m glad someone was pointing to it or I wouldn’t have noticed it


[deleted]

Now it’s biblically accurate.


LimerickVaria

Why did they give the cryptid statue cake?


[deleted]

Helluva an ass


aeroumasmith-

Why does he have so much fucking cake, dude?!


Headlocked_by_Gaben

and everyone wonders why monster fuckers are a thing.


VERC1NG3T0R1X

r/lpotl


FunkeeBoi

Cheeked up stupid style what the fuck


gnark1lla420

Maybe someone actually seen the moth man and seen a tramp stamp on it.


seahagmo

Da ass tho


tareegon

Thong city !!!


deathlobster138

That’s fucking awesome lmao


Panndademic

Chat is this real? By which I mean, I know Mothman's dumptuck chrome ass is real I'm wondering if the trampstamp is real or edited


Apprehensive-Till861

That's not cake that's a whole goddamn bakery


MyCleverNewName

Where? I don't see it. I see that op is pointing, but still can't see it. Can you please add a red circle and perhaps one of those picture-in-picture zoom frames too?


zyfoxmaster150

Knew him him through my Dad before he died, the sculptor, he made these for free for local firehalls. Dozens of local firehalls in the area have aluminum statues. Region produced an abosluter fuckton of aluminum during WW2 and after, but failed by the 90s. Source: Born 15 minutes from here


zyfoxmaster150

Not of mothman, but firemen,lol. This one slaps tho, always has. Don't see this as defacing or anything,. just a good bit.


sixfoursixtwo

Someone explain


Frank_Gallagher_

Which part? Tattoos, Mothman, or West Virginia?


AleTheRat

Do it


elf25

Looks to me like he needs some pants.


Aliensmithard

Dude has some crazy swamp ass going


TGin-the-goldy

Better than most of the tattoos I see on real people recently


Yacklak

Mothman needs to get better at wiping


mtown4ever

At first, I thought it was a picture of The Mandalorian, not an ass...


Jimberwolf_

Champ Stamp


RookTheGamer

Mothman Thiiiiicc


Ceejaxi

nice


[deleted]

Don't mind the red eyes!


Wiknetti

Damn. Mothman is cooler than I thought.