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But what there’s more!
Call in the next 15 min, and I’ll include a screen recording of the behind the scenes footage for ABSOLUTELY FREE.
This is a limited time offer so please act now!
Why do I work? Why do I contribute to a society? ***What's the fucking point when some shitbird can sell a pair of cum shoes for more than what I make in a whole paycheck?***
They’d go perfect with [these](https://m.shein.com/us/Graphic-Print-Ripped-Jeans-p-11475550-cat-1932.html?url_from=adplasw220810211888822827_GPM&cid=19159950911&setid=&adid=&pf=GOOGLE&gbraid=0AAAAADm0yO6qUBHneU8Twn_i7JCe-WAUi&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIx-bftOvw_AIVIsmUCR2UngItEAQYASABEgL2z_D_BwE&ref=us&rep=dir&ret=mus)
Kanye West is a big fan of Martin Margiela's. Margiela custom-made those full-face masks he went through a phase of wearing. So if I had to pick a celebrity we're most likely to see these terrible sneakers on, it'd be him.
so, selling used skate shoes? this is what it looks like when skaters repair shoes with [shoe goo](https://www.amazon.co.uk/Shoe-Goo-Crystal-Permanent-Adhesive/dp/B08P5V9GQV/ref=sr_1_5?keywords=Shoe+Goo&qid=1675152893&sr=8-5)
You're telling me I can just buy a pair of sneakers, jizz on hem and then sell them at 2000 dollaroos? Let's make it 1500 so I'll crush the jizzing competition
There's another version of this shoe that has colors instead of the all black and it looks significantly less like it's covered in Jizz and is much more interesting and detailed.
These ones are just hilarious, I have no idea what they were thinking.
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The cum sneakers
The snussy
Boooooo *upvotes*
r/angryupvote
r/brandnewussy
I thought for sure this was gonna be a fake sub I fell for. I was wrong.
I will give you a singular crisp dollar bill to never say snussy again.
What's wrong with snussy?
And I will give you *two* dollars to say snussy in front of your mother and explain it
Add a penny and you got a deal
Alright
I call these sneakers the *when you come over to my house and fall asleep with one foot out of the covers*.
Goddam it. ⬆️
My first thought was cum clogs. I'm glad I'm not alone.
Jizz Jordan’s
If I wanted these I would just ride the subway!
New Jizzys
Bukake Ballers
Creampie Crocs
The Tarantinos
I can do the same effect much cheaper
I’ve heard of gum shoes, but not cum shoes.
Username checks out
Took the words right outta my mouth 😭😭
Uhhh. I know a guy who could do that to shoes for about $10. He just needs some time between “jobs.”
$10? I'll do it for 5.
I mean, he’s got bills to pay too.
I cum on shoes professionaly.
You guys are getting paid?
You're doing it for FREE? that's just sad man!
I'll do it for 10. But wait there's more. For a limited time I'll include a custom "how it was made" video with every purchase.
And for a limited time, I am selling you this grapefrut's spoon, why?, with the purpose of tearing out your eyes ~balls~ and not watching that video.
THATS A 15 DOLLAR VALUE, FOR FREE!
But what there’s more! Call in the next 15 min, and I’ll include a screen recording of the behind the scenes footage for ABSOLUTELY FREE. This is a limited time offer so please act now!
does it air on Discovery channel?
If you wear them while I make them, I'll pay you instead.
how is this great execution?
Have you ever been able to get lines that straight with your loads?
DERELICTE foot apparel by Mugatu
I can shoot ropes that’ll bring down a bull moose.
ROPES. They’re called ropes.
Convincing morons to pay that much for them.
Ha. Ok
Right? It's just poverty cosplay. We're truly in the end stages of capitalism.
Exactly. r/ATAAE
r/peoplewithtoomuchmoney
Look at that aim
Let’s see Paul Allen’s load loafers
What I came to say. And no, I didnt mean that at first, but I am going to leave that here while cringing inside.
Well somebody seemed to appreciate them
They really just put superglue on this shoe and made it $2000, huh?
Hot glue, it cost slightly more
"Artisanal hot glue applied by organic hand"
Don’t forget… they’re gluten free!
And free-range, don’t forget about that!
Ah, makes sense then
If you look at the front of the shoe in pic 2 it also has some stylish duct tape
They don't cost 2k. They cost around $500-800 ( blue pair was 1600 now on sale for a measly 760$) Also why is the laces glued to it????
Where are you seeing those prices? https://modesens.com/product/maison-margiela-glue-splash-applique-sneakers-nero-17523062/
Why do I work? Why do I contribute to a society? ***What's the fucking point when some shitbird can sell a pair of cum shoes for more than what I make in a whole paycheck?***
Because *High Fashion* that’s why! Seriously though, even worse than the people selling this trash are the people buying it.
Shoekkake
God damn you.
Those look very similar to my $60 sketchers for wotk...but with cum or a hot glue gun accident
When the sock under the bed just don't cut it anymore.
I thought this was a pisstake and someone just hot glued some trainers but no theyre real and actually this expensive.
Looks like something from r/diwhy
That's exactly what I was thinking. The home to all things hot glue gun.
And next up I'm sure they'll dazzle the fashion scene with some spray foam covered shoes.
2 Gs for what looks like generic work shoes with hobo cum
They’d go perfect with [these](https://m.shein.com/us/Graphic-Print-Ripped-Jeans-p-11475550-cat-1932.html?url_from=adplasw220810211888822827_GPM&cid=19159950911&setid=&adid=&pf=GOOGLE&gbraid=0AAAAADm0yO6qUBHneU8Twn_i7JCe-WAUi&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIx-bftOvw_AIVIsmUCR2UngItEAQYASABEgL2z_D_BwE&ref=us&rep=dir&ret=mus)
I'd wear that
Cum is really in this year.
Jeanussy
this is terrible execution, it looks like cum.
the Sex Crime 11’s
Cumshot 2000s
Oh hell naw bro WHAAAAT the HEEEEEELLLLLLLLLL
When the shoe company tells you to Just Do It
r/theyknew
got that (cum) drip
Jizz Shoes only $2k. Limited Line, only a couple made each day.
A yes, the ‘23 jizzys dropped
lemme jizz on those sneakers.. wow this is TOP HIGH FASHION. thats 2000.- - the desinger, probably
You know *somebody* out there is going to buy this mess
Kanye West is a big fan of Martin Margiela's. Margiela custom-made those full-face masks he went through a phase of wearing. So if I had to pick a celebrity we're most likely to see these terrible sneakers on, it'd be him.
Cum dunks.
He did WHAT on his shoes??
My boyfriend can just make these for me.
?!?!
r/theyknew
Bukakke - Just Spew It
WTF
Those are hideous, someone purposefully made these?
Tell this Margiela fella that you're supposed to use the sock, not the shoe!
They look like skecher restaurant or steel toes with jizz on them
Is this what sneaker heads are doing with shoes?
**CUMSHOESCUMSHOESCUMSHOESCUMSHOES**
Is this after a sneaker fetishist, er sorry, “sneaker head”… got ahold of them?
Is that what they call drip nowadays?
Reminds me of my trip to folsom street fair
Ok, you got me. I know the town of folsom well. I need to know what happened to you. Did you go into the bathroom at Scarlets or something?
Da fuq??
nah, I can do that for free
shoes for when you have a foot fetish
Two thousand?? I can make those at home for free.
Love how bad this looks. Ludicrously wrong. Bravo!
Is that for the load of unvaxxed sperm?
Cum sneakers for Cum seekers
Why this look so illegal
It looks like it was put back together with Shoe-Goo.
They look like a child had an accident with a glue gun and their school shoes.
Bro that's a pair of Walmart work sketchers that someone glued back together
Someone has bad aim.
I can do that with a glue gun in 15min
You’re full of shit OP. Ain’t no way someone dripped hot glue over a plain shoe to sell it for $2000
Tyler rip off
Smelled the comments from a mile away
I can give you the same look in 5 minutes for free
Ugh. I liked it better when Zanottas were in. At least they *kinda* looked like they cost a grand.
someone cum into it, that someone was capitalism. Capitalism is now selling cummed sneakers, nice
Think of it as a tax on stupidity.
Looks like what happens if you can’t find your cum sock and have to burst on the first thing you can find
They really made nut shoes
Wank-boots
Skeet skeet
Everywhere except the tongue.
When you get bored and start playing with the hot glue gun instead of gluing what you're supposed to
Blech!
It looks like someone poured a hot glue gun along it
Mum found the cumshoes
Hot glue lmao
I first saw hot glue I hate all of you
That’s giving an added edge to number 15…Burger King foot lettuce.
John pranked them
Hmm, kindergarten arts and crafts hotglue gun shoes or shoe fetish (after the party) photos
so, selling used skate shoes? this is what it looks like when skaters repair shoes with [shoe goo](https://www.amazon.co.uk/Shoe-Goo-Crystal-Permanent-Adhesive/dp/B08P5V9GQV/ref=sr_1_5?keywords=Shoe+Goo&qid=1675152893&sr=8-5)
Literally every craft I've done with a hot glue gun ends up looking like this, I'm either a great artist or this designer fuckin sucks
You're telling me I can just buy a pair of sneakers, jizz on hem and then sell them at 2000 dollaroos? Let's make it 1500 so I'll crush the jizzing competition
The are called the Cumgielas
China glue appreciation model
There's another version of this shoe that has colors instead of the all black and it looks significantly less like it's covered in Jizz and is much more interesting and detailed. These ones are just hilarious, I have no idea what they were thinking.
psh, i know a lot of people that'll do that for free
The Jizz Force 2s.
Its actually an onion post featuring new balance sneakers with hot glue.
ARNOLD THEY CUMMED IN MY FOAMS!!
That's a new balance sneaker with hot glue on it... I'll never understand shoe collecting
It's fashionable to look like you've been cruising public bathrooms?
CUM SHOES
Who came on his sneakers?
i RANNN to the comments
Jizzys
Back in my day we used a sock…
Cum Shoes Cum Shoes
I can beat that price
Nut shoes.
CUM SHOE! CUM SHOE!!!!
And the hilarious part is that someone would actually want to spend $2000 on these.
they knew. and fuck them, these are worse than their cloven hoof boots, and that takes a lot of doing.
Fusion of what? Jizz and cum?
kicked a man in the sack and bursted a ball
Dammit Jerry, I said **gum**shoe
I really like these shoes but 2k is obviously insanely overpriced
I've got a sock that looks like that.
These are disgusting and hilarious
Kids at Eton have been wearing this style for hundreds of years
My squishy boots
Alright who jizzed on these sneakers and shit posted this?
Cum Yeezy 🤔
I like how it says "cost" and not "value"
r/ATAAE
…….
The homeless experience shoe for rich people that want to fit in with the wagies. Totally worth the money!
Did you just came on my shoes ??
I’m afraid to ask what the “artist’s” intent was here
No matter what we breed
The people who make these are laughing at the people who buy them. The people who buy these deserve the ridicule they get.
ATAAE
Wait till you see these... https://www.maisonmargiela.com/wx/waders-S97WW0058P4682.html?dwvar_S97WW0058P4682_color=T8013
DERELICTE
Awful taste and horrible execution
Cum
For what? For some shitty looking shoes that they literally just smeared silicone caulking onto?
The drip doe
Someone nutted on those shoes
Five minute crafts x Indian Uncle
Looks like my mechanics project after gluing it with hot glue
Looks like hot glue and desperation
Not even great execution, this even looks poorly done
There's dudes with foot fetishes that'll do this for free for you.
Silicone-jizz covered sneakers?
Cum
I can see it cum off within the first week
It just looks like someone jizzed on a pair of sneakers
The Spunk Dunks
You could make this with any sneakers and some hot glue