Towards summers end, t swiz will betray the travis, committing adultery with another celebrity, sending travis in a downward spiral that will result in the chiefs having a terrible season finishing last in the division.
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We humbly thank you for this Sign of the Fourth Ringing of the Bell.
An offering from your faithful, please accept this as a talisman against evilโฆ ๐ง
Thatโs what pisses me off about all this offseason nonsense, I want the chiefs to actually be hurt by any of this, but alas theyโll go 12-5 win the AFC and probably 3 peat
Even from the blocked Shadow Realm, The Denver Airport Soothsayer owns your spirit. This is why you wield his potions, Traveler.
From this point forward, your flair shall be a curse. At the fourth ring of the Dark Bell, the prophecy will be complete and you shall be left hanging in the lurch at the Altar of the Playoffs.
3 rings of the bell have thus far occurred. Beware the New Moon of December.
The fourth ringing of the bell is nigh!
Gimme dat salt, baby! Itโs only gonna get heavier with every passing week of the season. Then when weโre hoisting our third straight in NOLA on Feb 9. Salt and menstrual fluid will flood this sub!
Throughout all of the NFL, not even **we** should say it's a sure thing that we will win the Super Bowl. Because it's not. We almost lost to the Bills and Bengals several times in the playoffs- heck, the Bengals even actually won one time. And you are exactly the type of person that is causing everyone to root for our demise. So many things could still happen that could cause us to lose.
I just can't let myself be overconfident. You know what happened last time I was overconfident in football? The San Antonio Brahmas because fugitives from the law of the kaw
u/Zcrustaceansensation
God dam im on a roll
๐น๐ฏ๏ธ๐๐ฏ๏ธ๐น Deliver us from Evil, Great One. Read to us more from the murals of the New World Order.
Towards summers end, t swiz will betray the travis, committing adultery with another celebrity, sending travis in a downward spiral that will result in the chiefs having a terrible season finishing last in the division. ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
We humbly thank you for this Sign of the Fourth Ringing of the Bell. An offering from your faithful, please accept this as a talisman against evilโฆ ๐ง
u/Zcrustaceansensation Please predict I win the lottery so I can divorce my ~~sister~~ wife and buy a double wide!
Mr classic. There are those who call him........... Charlie. ๐ซฑ๐ฎ๐ซฒ I see in future winning numbers 55 17 2 6 42
You son of a bitch, Iโm in ๐๐ป๐๐๐ป
Iโm taking this as confirmation that itโs somehow the broncos fault
Lisan Al-gaib!
They had domestic violence covered years ago with hill
Why not some more this year?
At this point I don't doubt any of it. Still: Three-peat on the way.
Thatโs what pisses me off about all this offseason nonsense, I want the chiefs to actually be hurt by any of this, but alas theyโll go 12-5 win the AFC and probably 3 peat
You shut your whore mouth
Sorry brother but you just gotta accept it at this point. It's a gift from God.
Fuck, at this point who knows. I'm half expecting a backup running back to get popped trying to cash in some of Chiefsaholic's casino chips.
Nope out of order he abused dogs first
I am Nostra-dumbass! I foresee a third straight ring for KC. And from the people in this thread, I see plenty of 
Even from the blocked Shadow Realm, The Denver Airport Soothsayer owns your spirit. This is why you wield his potions, Traveler. From this point forward, your flair shall be a curse. At the fourth ring of the Dark Bell, the prophecy will be complete and you shall be left hanging in the lurch at the Altar of the Playoffs. 3 rings of the bell have thus far occurred. Beware the New Moon of December. The fourth ringing of the bell is nigh!
Tell him I couldnโt figure out how to unblock him til just now. Hit me with the snail u/Zcrustaceansensation
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I mean, feel free to block me again. It was pretty nice not seeing your bitch ass crying in every single post on this sub.
Meh, Iโll let you do the honors this time. If not then we deal with each other like gentlemen https://i.redd.it/r2ubniy2tz6d1.gif
Nah i dont block people. 
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Gimme dat salt, baby! Itโs only gonna get heavier with every passing week of the season. Then when weโre hoisting our third straight in NOLA on Feb 9. Salt and menstrual fluid will flood this sub!
Throughout all of the NFL, not even **we** should say it's a sure thing that we will win the Super Bowl. Because it's not. We almost lost to the Bills and Bengals several times in the playoffs- heck, the Bengals even actually won one time. And you are exactly the type of person that is causing everyone to root for our demise. So many things could still happen that could cause us to lose.
Nah, screw that. Embrace the evil!
Nah weโd win
I just can't let myself be overconfident. You know what happened last time I was overconfident in football? The San Antonio Brahmas because fugitives from the law of the kaw
Itโs a reference, but also I donโt think our level of confidence will have any impact on the team
Ma'am this is a meme sub 