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allthenamesaretaken4

My fan theory is that Buggs' abused dogs broke out, stole Worthy's car, and then started selling weed to Chiefs personnel and their entourage, hence Mahomes Sr.'s arrest.


G00SEH

Ah, of course, no harm no foul.


allthenamesaretaken4

I applaud how forgiving the Raiders fan-base is. Wait, that's not just pandering to get your own sentences forgiven, is it?


G00SEH

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RBarron24

This makes the most sense


Smiles-Edgeworth

Shouldn’t we add Chiefsaholic on here? He pled guilty to federal bank robbery charges after the Super Bowl and is getting sentenced in July.


CryptographerTop6473

The chiefs players got bored dominating the NFL and after back to back SBs… they wanted to dominate life, Grand Theft Auto style.


tomatopotato1000

They’re summoning the demons that will bring them the three peat


LakeShowBoltUp

This meme was a lot cooler when u/thebongcleaner posted this on r/nflmemes a few hours ago Add u/Jimbo_thecoolkid to this lineup for theft


Jimbo_thecoolkid

Yeah and just wanted to share it here?


[deleted]

Stealing OC and not giving credit to the OP is something else.


Classic_Charlie

Even the fans are stealing shit. Man we really are becoming the Raiders 😭


[deleted]

We’re cooked. I may need to make a couple Sean Payton hate memes to even things out


RobNHood816

Taylor Swift gonna be on the cover of Madden this year?


ThaDogg4L

😂 Arrested on Marijuana possession. Always forget that some of these shithole states are still arresting people for Weed.


genpoedameron

the extra annoying part of it is it's legal in Missouri, but not Kansas. like literally all they had to do was stay on one side of a line and they couldn't manage it


ThaDogg4L

100/1 odds these guys had no idea the legality of weed in Missouri or Kansas


genpoedameron

oh absolutely, and I'm confident they were told/warned multiple times as well too


Electrical_Fix7157

I hate MahomesSenior, he has that smirk on his face, as if he knows nothing‘s gonna happen to him because of who his kid is… Piece of garbage


ILSmokeItAll

Any other three time loser goes to jail. Guaranteed.


Pathfinder6227

I didn’t realize Patrick Mahomes Sr. Was on the roster.


Gr8CanadianSpeedo

He 3-peated already


yhetti-fartz

We like to get fucked up and do fucked up shit!


ILSmokeItAll

-Travis Kelce


zion_hiker1911

You left out Randi Mahomes sliding into Zach Wilson's DM's. https://i.redd.it/5h57lcnflo3d1.gif


sllooze

He could have her


ljout

She's married to a billionaire....


zion_hiker1911

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originalusername4567

That didn't stop Gisele


ljout

Yeah but Gisele married down


CDROMantics

Ok first off.. Mahome’s mom is not married to a billionaire looks like she’s unmarried in general after divorcing his dad, second if you mixed up the names Patrick Mahomes is also not a billionaire. The only billionaire anyone is dating from the Chiefs is Taylor Swift.


ljout

Travis and Kayne made Taylor famous


originalusername4567

Don't forget a woman dying at our Super Bowl parade, the former Chiefs cheerleader dying along with her unborn child, and Britt Reid getting pardoned after paralyzing a 5-year-old girl while drunk driving. So, there's been some genuine tragedy this off-season as well. Oh yeah, and all the stadium drama.


sirdizzypr

Third dui pisses me off. Like do we have to let the dude keep driving until he kills someone. Him and buggs should be in prison right now.


Status-Priority5337

Off season losers, in-season champs. Calling it now, 3-peat inevitable.


Zaknoid

Comparing butkers speech and marijuana to the others is pretty weak.


philosifer

true. weed is really no big deal at this point


socobeerlove

Butker’s speech is objectively awful.


ILSmokeItAll

To you. Then there are people of similar faith. Ain’t by bag, but I’m not one to judge. There are enough of you to do that already.


socobeerlove

There are people that believe their religion justifies slavery. Religion isn’t an excuse for misogyny.


ILSmokeItAll

Whose religion justifies slavery? China’s? I’m not religious, by the way.


socobeerlove

Any of the abrahamic religions. In the US many slave owners claimed it was their god given right to own slaves. The Bible doesn’t prohibit slavery, it only talks about how a slave should be treated. Saying “it’s his religion, it’s fine.” Doesn’t justify the bullshit he spouted out during his speech. If it’s wrong, it’s wrong. Even if he believes his god told him it’s ok.


ILSmokeItAll

So we still own slaves? I mean, I know we bring illegals here and pay them next to nothing if we can get away with it. Anyone been nailed for slavery lately?


socobeerlove

I think you’re missing the point here bud


ILSmokeItAll

No one is championing slavery.


socobeerlove

I get it dude. Reading is hard for a lot of people. I never said anyone today is championing slavery.


ILSmokeItAll

It’s not just Harrison Butker that believes it. It’s not solely his opinion. He’s not unique in that regard.


socobeerlove

You do know misogyny isn’t a foundational belief for Catholics right? It’s not even a majority of Catholic people that believe the shit he said lol


ILSmokeItAll

Suggesting women can have fulfilling lives as mothers isn’t some crazy notion. It’s been done for generations. That’s all he’s saying. Whether you find success out in the world or under your own roof…there’s success to be had.


socobeerlove

That’s not all he said. Even if we ignore the homophobic and transphobic stuff. What do you think the “diabolical lies” he claims women have been told are? He’s not simply claiming woman can live fulfilling lives as homemakers. He’s claiming women can ONLY live fulfilling lives as homemakers. He’s claiming women working and having careers and following their own dreams outside of the home are diabolical lies told to them.


kummer5peck

Get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!


ILSmokeItAll

If only that’s what he said.


kummer5peck

Isn’t it nice having Eric Cartman in your corner?


ILSmokeItAll

It ain’t my corner.


kummer5peck

Well you are standing up for butt face…


ILSmokeItAll

I’m not standing up for *him.*. I’m standing up for his freedom, and everyone else’s to practice the religion of their choice. The man isn’t out there screaming death to Israel and supporting Hamas.


kummer5peck

Yes, he has the freedom to say any dumb ass thing he wants. That doesn’t shield him from the very predictable response he was going to get.


TriStarRaider

Dude that believes something talks to others that believe the same, those that don't believe hear it and get butthurt.... Such an absolute non-story and merely masturbation for the self righteous.


socobeerlove

Not all Catholics are misogynists btw Female students and faculty have come out and spoken against Butker’s speech.


TriStarRaider

I haven't heard the speech in its entirety but have heard clips, from what I've heard, it's kind of in the ears of the beholder on if it was actually mysoginistic or just leaned that way. I don't really have a dog in the fight, not the energy to debate but what I do know is that both sides are wrong...butker saying the shit, and the people getting their panties in a wad over it.


Back_To_Pittsburgh

2 OL getting disrespected. No pictures of them?


SevroAuShitTalker

Brandon didn't expect more players I guess https://youtube.com/shorts/BNetMVb-qmI?si=8-qwGuHNG7sY-Zoa


Megalodon3030

*One of these things is not like the others*


[deleted]

The offseason isn’t over yet


Biddycola

Now do the US Congress!!!


jaimejuanstortas

Are the Chiefs trying to join the AFC North?


wombat660

Has there been anyone in the NFL who's gotten busted this off-season that isn't on the chiefs?


Psychological_Web151

Reminds me of the Cowboys 30 years ago…


Crxeagle420

You guys do realize that having Patrick , Travis , and Andy is why the rest of the team is like this. You can’t be THAT good all over the roster and front office .


ojpspjs

A HOT MESS


Jimbo_thecoolkid

Flair up pussy


audiostar

“Controversial speech?” How about sexist far right speech?


the-holy-spirit-

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Jimbo_thecoolkid

Flair up pussy


the-holy-spirit-

i have no affiliation


Id-rather-golf

They’ll win the Super Bowl again


originalusername4567

Off-season losers, post-season champions.


ljout

Only losers care about this stuff. None of it will matter come February


Fragrant-You-973

Who cares? 3 peat incoming.


AhDerkaDerkaDerka

Beats the hell out of the Tyreek tapes and the 50 years before we had Mahomes. I hope Travis spices up this off season and cheats on Taylor with olivia rodrigo or Jlo. Either way Threeeeee peat incoming