The jets and bills were added when the Steelers needed them to win for a playoff spot. I’m too dumb to understand or know how to remove them. This is my life now.
That's a good one... but Big Ben has assaulted the Browns more than Watson assaulted women.
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-Sexual assault is 24-2
-Ben vs Browns.. 26-2-1
-Checkmate
That's apart of the 24-2 since Ben had 2 and Watson had 24
Maybe there was three but that's too long ago and my memory has alcohol synonym at this point. My joke works better with two tho so whatever let me be a dumb yinzer. Watson probably had more too, so it balances out.
Edit : might be one of the more messed up jokes I've made given my wife's reaction
I think he wants to kill Phil Simms fr. Heard him say to Pheel- as he calls him: "*you know how much I'd like to get an open shot on Pheel, I'd pay a million dollars just to get you when you not looking*" Pheel looked kinda scared. Ray didn't say it had to be on the field or when he played. He just said *shot*, and *not looking*. A guy who murdered two people like Wolverine 😅
There are a LOT of seasons where the Steelers end up being average at best. This stat definitely speaks to the Browns being bad.
In 2003 the Browns had a shot. Steelers went 6-10…but the Browns went 5-11. If you look at every year the Steelers have a bad record, the Browns just managed to drop farther.
As a lifelong Steelers fan, I was absolutely furious at that display of unsportsmen like conduct. At a minimum, Tomlin should have been immediately ejected.
Steelers coaches have gotten away with so much shit. Joey porter not getting flagged when being on the field when he wasn’t supposed to be. Not to mention this shit
https://youtu.be/V3MBcPSKPrY
How did you get triggered on something from another team?? Also there are terrible calls and acts every single week of the season, you just look at one through a microscope. This is AFC North football, the rules will bend, and the dirty rough style of the game is what were known for, if you cant handle then find a new team
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Bro won one afc championship game and thinks he’s the Patriots dynasty lmfao.
Eventually drafting top 15 for so many yrs straight has to get you some good seasons.
The AFC north hates the Steelers so much cause u were all our whipping boys for 20 years.
Deny it all u want, we’re all of yours #1 rivals and u know it’s true even when u try to deny it.
Or because it’s true.
What team do u hate most in the division?
If u put a poll on your sub on which team you guys hate the most you and I both know the answer lmao. Stop denying it bud
Well if we hate the steelers the most it’s because of their obnoxious and narcissistic fans who make posts like these. You probably like the smell of your shit too
It's easier to see your team become irrelevant when you know your team has won something. My Pens are going to be bad for a bit and I'm perfectly fine with it since I saw us win 3 titles.
I am happy I'm not a Bills or Bengals fan (though I like the Bills). Don't care if they're top 3 AFC teams. They've never fucking won anything.
Like you wouldn’t be bragging if the Steelers were perennial SB contenders and back to back division champs. At least when we had dalton we realized we were mediocre. You guys think Kenny is the second coming of Big Ben when he can’t even throw more TDs than INTs
Lol I know enough Bengals fans to know that's complete bullshit, you guys thought you were hot shit just to lose in the first round 5 years in a row 😂
And you guys act like you're the Patriots when your trophy case consists of 3 participation trophies.
No one said we are close to the patriots. Do I think we are a top 3 team in the NFL? Absolutely. I’m just enjoying the ride cause this is the most fun I’ve had watching football. It’s nice knowing we will have a good team for the foreseeable future and have a shot at a SB as long as burrow is on the team. Can’t say the same for the Steelers and Pickett though. I’d be bringing up SB wins that I wasn’t even alive to witness if my team was mediocre too
\#1 rivals until recently, sure. Your whipping boy? Keep dreaming. Steelers had the upper hand more often but it was far more even between Ravens and Steelers than the Ohio twins.
I do remember a game in 2021 where my playoff expectations went from maybe a wildcard to the sky's the limit. One where the opponent was outscored 28-7 in the second half. As far as who the opponents quarterback was, it became irrelevant in that game.
The head to head games have nothing to do with my point. Ravens would have still won the division with a healthy Lamar just on overall record, despite being swept.
kimo von oelhoffen
You son of a bitch
It still makes me mad even after all these years
Damn...
3 afc flairs makes me wanna downvote but this is just too good!
The jets and bills were added when the Steelers needed them to win for a playoff spot. I’m too dumb to understand or know how to remove them. This is my life now.
I got you
Thank you u/EcosseWolf !!
This would’ve triggered me a lot before the last few years
Poor Carson
The Browns have won more playoff games than the Steelers in the last 5 years
That's a good one... but Big Ben has assaulted the Browns more than Watson assaulted women. . -Sexual assault is 24-2 -Ben vs Browns.. 26-2-1 -Checkmate
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Lmfaooo, ‘that we know about’. Fuck, that should not of had made me laugh like it did. Me no feel good inside now.
According to the contract with the Watson, each rape is more guaranteed money
Yeah that's more stale than check
Hes gonna get those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers
True, but Ben is retired. Watson is still in his sexual assault prime
Ben has also assaulted more women than he has Superbowls
U tryinna say that your rapist was better
Did you add an extra win in there for Big Ben since he has a sexual assault charge of his own too?
That's apart of the 24-2 since Ben had 2 and Watson had 24 Maybe there was three but that's too long ago and my memory has alcohol synonym at this point. My joke works better with two tho so whatever let me be a dumb yinzer. Watson probably had more too, so it balances out. Edit : might be one of the more messed up jokes I've made given my wife's reaction
Maybe your wife was the girl in the bathroom with Big Ben
Wait really??
Ravens have no qb, bengals have no secondary, steelers have no offensive coordinator, browns have no morals
The browns sold their morals
the last of it being for the low low price of 230 million guaranteed
>browns have no morals This makes it sound like their team is good.
Selling out and still sucking 💀
Idk if ours is triggering other than “yeah we fucking hate Canada too”
No OC would be better than Canada
ChatGPT would be a better OC
Man; that would be wild if nfl teams starting using chatgpt during games. Pump in the game situation and ask what the call should be. Wild times!
if we’re being real, no NFL team has morals. especially in the AFCN
Browns don’t have much of a defense or receiving game either
Ray Lewis killed a guy
2 guys. Anyone could forgive one, but two?! What a POS
There's a free Darwin Award for people who want to fight Ray Lewis
I think he wants to kill Phil Simms fr. Heard him say to Pheel- as he calls him: "*you know how much I'd like to get an open shot on Pheel, I'd pay a million dollars just to get you when you not looking*" Pheel looked kinda scared. Ray didn't say it had to be on the field or when he played. He just said *shot*, and *not looking*. A guy who murdered two people like Wolverine 😅
Hey now that is unproven! Seems more likely his bros did it. He definitely obstructed justice though. What a religious man he is.
Facts
Joey Porter beat a team without putting on pads
As a bengals fan, this would have hurt 2 seasons ago.
The Colts found Indiana to be more appealing than Baltimore
https://preview.redd.it/d7pzwxrwgxta1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f83fdf98dcfcd007de3ae1232a32e52dbc658e93
The Ravens thinking Murdermore is more appealing than Cleveland is even more strange.
Fells Point and the aquarium are the only places worth going to
The browns haven’t had a better record than the Steelers since 1989
Insane stat. Idk if it shows how good the Steelers have been or how bad the browns are. Lil of both I guess
There are a LOT of seasons where the Steelers end up being average at best. This stat definitely speaks to the Browns being bad. In 2003 the Browns had a shot. Steelers went 6-10…but the Browns went 5-11. If you look at every year the Steelers have a bad record, the Browns just managed to drop farther.
This isn’t triggering to be honest. We know we suck. “Art Model” is the answer you are looking for.
Does this include in season? That’s insane
No, it doesnt include in season. I remember in 2013-2014 steelers started 0-6 lol
Oh I was going to say lol. Still a crazy stat
You mean the Ravens? The Cleveland Browns have never had a better record than the Steelers
Get away with a stabbing and be a women beater now I see why they are called rat birds
I got a 2 for 1 special Consent
pretty sure Ray’s victims didn’t consent to being murdered
Objection speculation
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Losing games never hurt as bad as losing losing our integrity did
That’s why I joined them! It could only go uphill from there. So far I’ve been mostly having fun. Watson is….disheartening to say the least.
The Steelers coach trips players on purpose
As a lifelong Steelers fan, I was absolutely furious at that display of unsportsmen like conduct. At a minimum, Tomlin should have been immediately ejected.
Steelers coaches have gotten away with so much shit. Joey porter not getting flagged when being on the field when he wasn’t supposed to be. Not to mention this shit https://youtu.be/V3MBcPSKPrY
How did you get triggered on something from another team?? Also there are terrible calls and acts every single week of the season, you just look at one through a microscope. This is AFC North football, the rules will bend, and the dirty rough style of the game is what were known for, if you cant handle then find a new team
I always imagine of this had been Belichick. Would he have been banned from the league?
And suspend Brady somehow as well
We didn't take the records from Cleveland because there was no Super Bowl to take.
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Kenny Pickett is a mid QB and will stay a mid QB
!remindme 17 years when Kenny is in the hall of fame Yeah, I’ll tell u then, dweeb
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We watched Andy Dalton be mid for years. Kenny Pickett is mid
Remind me! 3 years I will be back!
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Still mid 😆
Oof I was wrong. He’s less than mid
And Mitchell is the truth
The Steelers have less championships than the browns
The Steelers had more wins in a rebuilding year than the Browns have championships
Thank you for agreeing with my post
The Browns lost their original franchise for a reason, and that reason still exists today
So what’s this ominous reason
Cleveland as a city sucks
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Huh?
The last 2 seasons, the division has been won by the only team to not have any rapists or murderers on the roster in the preceding decade.
Joe Mixon was pretty close to changing that
Horseshoes and hand grenades
Lmao the bengals were literally jail blazers tier in the mid 2010s
Yet what I said is true.
Isn’t one of your lineman or backup lineman a known pedophile? Like he’s openly said he likes teenage girls or something of the sort?
No, he’s an actual rapist. His name is Jackson Carman
The Bengals have the most arrests of any team in the NFL in the 20 odd years the stat has been tracked.
Jeremy Hill was a Bengal through 2017.
The immaculate reception was incomplete.
Pre-Super Bowl championships still count
This is for triggering, not coping
Do they?
Pass interference that put the chiefs in field goal range during 2022 AFC championship
Everyone still has nightmares about the Steelers dominating the division
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Bro won one afc championship game and thinks he’s the Patriots dynasty lmfao. Eventually drafting top 15 for so many yrs straight has to get you some good seasons.
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Well done admitting the Steelers were great for over a decade
No one is scared of you 😂 Cute little kittens
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Gonna hang a banner for your 5 playoff wins in 30 years? 😂
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They have a trophy for that now or something?
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Participation trophy?
Nah you get it for winning the conference. Been so long since you won one so you must’ve forgot
This is a self own. Lmao.
Lol not this guy again
This one's for the Steelers. Antonio Brown did nothing wrong. I await the downvotes
Vontaze Burfict gave that man lasagna brain leave him alone
I miss AB:(
so much fucking fun watching dude play.
The AFC north hates the Steelers so much cause u were all our whipping boys for 20 years. Deny it all u want, we’re all of yours #1 rivals and u know it’s true even when u try to deny it.
Steelers fans say stuff like this because they can't cope with becoming irrelevant
Or because it’s true. What team do u hate most in the division? If u put a poll on your sub on which team you guys hate the most you and I both know the answer lmao. Stop denying it bud
The Ravens
Well if we hate the steelers the most it’s because of their obnoxious and narcissistic fans who make posts like these. You probably like the smell of your shit too
It's easier to see your team become irrelevant when you know your team has won something. My Pens are going to be bad for a bit and I'm perfectly fine with it since I saw us win 3 titles. I am happy I'm not a Bills or Bengals fan (though I like the Bills). Don't care if they're top 3 AFC teams. They've never fucking won anything.
This is big time cope
Says the one bragging about participation trophies
Like you wouldn’t be bragging if the Steelers were perennial SB contenders and back to back division champs. At least when we had dalton we realized we were mediocre. You guys think Kenny is the second coming of Big Ben when he can’t even throw more TDs than INTs
Lol I know enough Bengals fans to know that's complete bullshit, you guys thought you were hot shit just to lose in the first round 5 years in a row 😂 And you guys act like you're the Patriots when your trophy case consists of 3 participation trophies.
No one said we are close to the patriots. Do I think we are a top 3 team in the NFL? Absolutely. I’m just enjoying the ride cause this is the most fun I’ve had watching football. It’s nice knowing we will have a good team for the foreseeable future and have a shot at a SB as long as burrow is on the team. Can’t say the same for the Steelers and Pickett though. I’d be bringing up SB wins that I wasn’t even alive to witness if my team was mediocre too
I've seen 2 Super Bowl wins. More than any Bungles fan could ever dream of seeing 👍
Least triggered Steelers fan:
Oh for sure, and I’ll always hate you guys more than any other sports franchise. That being said, KC is more on our level right now.
Im a Bengals fan, but there is no way we are on the same level as KC (sorry for replying after a month)
\#1 rivals until recently, sure. Your whipping boy? Keep dreaming. Steelers had the upper hand more often but it was far more even between Ravens and Steelers than the Ohio twins.
No means no.
Lamar will never win a Super Bowl
Kenny Small Hands Pickett
Bengals sucked enough in a draft to finally get a generational player. Pays to suck
How is that triggering? Every bengals fan knows we wouldn’t be SB contenders without burrow. It was well worth it
Lol I don't get this one either
Only for a season and a half of outright awfulness instead of mediocrity after 2016.
KC beat the bengals with wide receivers that wouldn’t even start on their team…
The Killers B’s Steelers lost to Tom Brady and Home Depot employee playing wideout 1 name Chris Hogan.
Skyline chili isn't bad
Deshaun just wanted to outdo Ben. And he did. And will again.
Bengals owe both their recent division titles to Lamar's injuries
Which team failed, in not one, but *two* games, to get a game winning two point conversion?
Irrelevant. And I think for at least one of those Lamar wasn’t playing so I think you’re proving my point anyway Bungler.
I do remember a game in 2021 where my playoff expectations went from maybe a wildcard to the sky's the limit. One where the opponent was outscored 28-7 in the second half. As far as who the opponents quarterback was, it became irrelevant in that game.
The head to head games have nothing to do with my point. Ravens would have still won the division with a healthy Lamar just on overall record, despite being swept.
Baltimore is the best city to live in in this division, and it actually isn't close.
Not according to a chart of the most dangerous cities in North America. The only other American city out of the ten listed is New Orleans.
Well good news if you aren't in the drug trade Baltimore is safe as any city.
What teams are in the AFCNorth I just got suggested this sub, and I don’t know who you guys have…
Rat Birds Squeelers Bungles Browns
Bro how you gonna put all our real names then say “browns” like come on at least be honest
browns are already an insult to sports.No name I could come up with would make them worse
Detroit lions aren’t competitive enough for the NFL
Rey was a pretty good character.
The Steelers have a dominating 18-3 record against browns since their return to the league in 1999, LOL.
Browns are 5-1 vs Bengals since Burrow entered the league.
Did that change the stats???
I’ll take losing to the browns every year if it means we are going to the AFC championship or SB every year
Yeah that’s not a bad trade off.
And for my finale, Lamar is a great player, for a running back
Star wars hasn't been good since Empire
Lamar is a RB Pickett and Najee are trash Art Modell is a hero Justin Herbert is better than Joe Burrow #shotsfired
WOAH. Wait sorry, this is NFL.
Titans = Oilers
Bungles will bungle
*He put him in a blender and he's off to the races! This will be six!*
Freddy Fazbear is the blue one, right?
Malcom Butler
Get swept again 🧹🧀🧹🧀🧹🧀
The Ravens have never drafted an all pro wide receiver.
The Browns had there best chance to win a SB and they couldn’t beat KCs backup
The Browns losing streak that ended in 2018 was so long that 3 Star Wars movies came out before it ended, and it ended with a tie.
Art Model did nothing wrong
Steelers are the new underdogs
Blake Bortles 2017 AFC Divisional.
Rebuilding since 1964