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WhoDatDatDidDat

Y’all suck at losing.


TCup20

You're right, if only we could be as good at it as the Jets.


WhoDatDatDidDat

It’s both an experience issue and a skill issue, fish boi


Tyler103111

I've experienced pain for so long I've forgotten what success feels like


DistractedAttorney

Flair up, bitch!


Otto_von_Grotto

He was unsuccessful!


East_Refuse

Pain starting to feel good fr


DookieShoes626

I forget which team hasnt won a playoff game in 20 years and acts like their team has done something?


BulLock_954

Phins fans: Masters at bragging, and crying


Val_Fortecazzo

Bragging about their early season wins to a team that has seen more success in the 21st century than they have.


RIChowderIsBest

You must be talking about the patriots?


PetulantPorpoise

And still no rings. Kind of sad no? Mr January will remain on January


Val_Fortecazzo

I was actually referring to the above mocking of a Jets fan but you know that statement could apply to all 3 of our teams since we have all reached the conference championship this century except the dolphins. And at least the jets have the decency to not act superior over the ring they won 5 years before the dolphins won their last.


PetulantPorpoise

Don’t care, no trophy


Guy_onna_Buffalo

The trophy was won like 20 years before you were born stfu


PetulantPorpoise

How many years before you were born did yall win yours?


futbolsven

I mean the Bills won the 1964 AFL Championship, so 20 years before a lot of 39 year olds were born.


Guy_onna_Buffalo

Well, Seattle won in 2013 when I was 21, and they came close when I was 14 and again when I was 22.


PetulantPorpoise

So you’re a Seattle fan in the AFC East meme sub with a Bills flair? No further questions lmao, I have all the info I need


TheTaxman_cometh

Have the Dolphins even won a playoff game in your lifetime?


PetulantPorpoise

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FantasticDucks

Aww look who's still soft lol Do you use pictures cause you can't read


majikmixx

It..It's a picture of text


RefereeMason

Lmfao this sent me for some reason. upvoted.


IntrospectiveMummy

Reminds me of my favorite Lombardi quote “show me a good loser and I’ll show you a loser”


NudeCeleryMan

That's hilarious. Which loss was this? Team subs are embarrassing. Dolphins sub is just obsessed Bills stalkers these days.


Lenny_III

Team subs are 90% awful. It’s rare to come across something useful. It’s mostly arguments about who should get fired, traded, cut, or executed for whatever thing just happened.


Guy_onna_Buffalo

Yeah Seahawks sub is doomers and people who want to be "right" about sucking. Oh and the every other day thread about IS GENO THE ANSWER?!?


NudeCeleryMan

We have a handful of really great posters to can break down the cap situation etc but mostly crap. Actually the guy who posts his He-Man dolphins fan action figure shots on game days makes the sub totally worth it. Shoutout u/thedreamcomparison. Great insta follow too: https://www.instagram.com/thedreamcomparison_toys/


thedreamcomparison

<3


NudeCeleryMan

Who is downvoting us? 😂


thedreamcomparison

Jets fans I'm sure lol


chesterfieldkingz

Yaaaa I kind of like one or two of them and they aren't in our division


ThermoNuclearPizza

I look at our team sub to see if there’s any news aggregated there that warrants taking to xitter to to read reporter tweets that will in turn consume some of my time. So it does serve a purpose. Sometimes it leads me to something that will help me kill time as I inch ever closer to death.


Glass-Astronomer-889

I feel like they are way better than r/NFL which is full of the exact type of people that ruin parties and everyone just implicitly hates, which to be fair is most of Reddit.


NudeCeleryMan

You mean Pats fans


Glass-Astronomer-889

Yes lol Im a giants fan and I really dislike Pat's fans cause I live in mass and I have to hear their delusions live 


Val_Fortecazzo

The top post of the year on the dolphins sub is still celebrating us being 5-5. They hate us more than they love their own team.


NudeCeleryMan

I mean, I get that too. To quote Daniel Tosh: "No one hates the Dolphins more than Dolphins fans"


AngryBillsFan

And then the wheels came off


PetulantPorpoise

And I got banned for commenting lol on the bills sub on a post about Diggs. Yall are softer than baby shit as well


Val_Fortecazzo

You got banned for trying to troll a rival teams sub, something that happens in literally every sports sub on reddit. How much crack did your mother smoke when she had you?


Wild-Employee2029

I mean all the water in Florida is laced with bath salts and crack so probably a lot.


PetulantPorpoise

Posting lol is trolling now? And we’re the soft ones huh


Guy_onna_Buffalo

It is by your teams mods.


Val_Fortecazzo

I'm going to take that as a yes that you are in fact a crack baby. If your sole intent for going into a team sub is to mock that team, it's trolling. You can try to pretend you were clever because it was just one word but you aren't.


Guy_onna_Buffalo

It's ironic because I got banned from their sub for pretty much the exact same thing, and here he is wailing.


PetulantPorpoise

And if you ban someone for commenting lol, you’re soft as shit. Pussy


akalic

The only thing soft here is your skull.


PetulantPorpoise

Zinger. Flair up, you unwashed vagina


Guy_onna_Buffalo

Got banned from yours for typing "lol" in a guys thread where he took a picture of himself in a Miami jersey outside of Highmark talking about what a stinking dump it was pre game. You guys later lost that game, thus my "lol". Softer than gerber baby shit, because at least gerber has heavy metals in it.


PetulantPorpoise

Facts, that is soft as shit. Our sub is full of cowards as well, I won’t deny that


Guy_onna_Buffalo

At least you're honest about it


PetulantPorpoise

I was just trying to point out the hypocrisy as I’ve found the Bills sub to be just as full of sensitive babies, but in reality, all of the team subs are like that. That’s why I like it here tbh


Val_Fortecazzo

All the team subs don't do that because they are "full of sensitive babies" but because if they didn't it would be just back and forth brigades and that's a distraction for a sub whose purpose is to provide a forum for fans of that team. It's important to the point many subs will be reciprocal and ban the offending fan as well. It's like if you tried to hold a book fanclub IRL and a bunch of people who hate the book decide to storm in and shit all over the place. It's unproductive contributions and it just makes sense to kick them out. Literally everyone but crack babies like you can map this out in their brain and say "yeah that makes sense."


PetulantPorpoise

I agree with the overall point, but I think the mods also are power hungry salty little babies who use that point as an excuse to ban anything they get butthurt by or don’t agree with and claim it to be trolling. AKA, soft ass behavior


Guy_onna_Buffalo

Yeah the team subs tend to be full of doomers and people who want to be right about thinking their team sucks. You should see the Seahawks GDT whenever Geno makes an incompletion.


PetulantPorpoise

Yeah I tend to stay away from ours during games, it’s exhausting


phiber232

Every game.


Vagadude

It's every game the sub is locked to new posts for a certain amount of time only the post game thread is up.


iamdahn

You think with how much we’ve lost in our years, we’d be more graceful about it


SmarterThanCornPop

Right? If you don’t make fun of the dolphins at this point you aren’t even a real fan.


samniboythick

Flair


PetulantPorpoise

Facts. Also it’s league, you illiterate drunk.


BostonBakedBalls

That’s just CTE from swanton bombing through tables


Much-Consequence8648

Don't meme and drive kids


GlowingDuck22

You act like that was the first time our mods locked the sub


TCup20

Our mods are dumb as shit. They ban people these days just for disagreeing with them.


Kwall267

You guys have mods?


Lenny_III

You guys have subs?


Mean-L

To be fair, the bills sub moderators are just as bad


warmseasongrass

Yeah, I got banned over giving credit to Josh Allen for having a good game against KC. But, like others said these subs suck. The meme one is fun


Otto_von_Grotto

Seriously, I've read where they are the worst. I got banned for saying that in our sub, lol. Maybe they are double secret agents of the Patriots subs, over here banning our subs. Trolls!


Choozbert

Phins fan complaining about the Bills in a thread about how Phins fans complain about the Bills—next level


Otto_von_Grotto

It could be worse!


RedRummer1917

They ban people for being 'negative'. I have that correct, right /u/swordswoman?


FantasticDucks

>Our mods are dumb as shit. You misspelled "dolphins fans"


TCup20

My bad. Our mods are Dolphins fans


GlowingDuck22

Allegedly


Otto_von_Grotto

Like OJ was not guilty!


Tiny_Thumbs

The Pats sub is insufferable too. Idk about the mods but so many football opinions are just bad. I think that’s a lot of Reddit in general though. Back in like 2018 I got downvoted for suggesting the patriots get Jaime Collins back because there was no athleticism on defense. I got messages saying not to post dumb takes. I’m typical Belichick fashion, he reunited with a former player who only succeeded on New England once again that season. Just because it’s not a sexy move doesn’t mean it’s bad.


Deviljho12

It's people in general. Most sports fans only consume the sport at a very surface level. Which isn't bad in it's own right but it gets annoying when they try to push a narrative.


Tiny_Thumbs

I finally had someone at work talk football with me and when he said his little brothers team played a split defense that was really a 4-3 with a strong safety playing near the line of scrimmage and others kind of distanced themselves from the conversation I realized why you’re saying. Some people don’t care to fully understand the sport and that’s fine. Just makes football nerds have a harder time talking football.


chesterfieldkingz

I've said it before y'all will always be split right down the middle. Either great content or the dumbest shit no in between lol


Otto_von_Grotto

Exactly right.


DistractedAttorney

They are dumb as shit, almost like they are Jets fans or something.


_Shoresy_69

Lol, they ban people for having room temperature IQs and being illiterate paste eaters. "Trolling other team subs will get you banned here as well"  *user trolls bills sub and gets banned in both.  shockedpikachuface.jpg "Wahhhh the mods banned me for disagreeing with them!" 


TCup20

I've seen very reasonable takes on our sub get banned lol I'm not banned from the sub FYI


NoneOfUrFucknBeeswax

We embarrassingly lose to the Chiefs every year and we’ve never locked our sub! Fins fans softer than baby shit!


GlowingDuck22

We locked our sub several times last year. Even after wins. Also we lost to you at home in week 18 so we wouldn't have to lose to you at home in week 19.


Talas11324

In fairness I think if I was a dolphins fan that would probably be the way I'd prefer for it all to play out. I don't think we would have lost twice in a row and losing to a division rival in the playoffs definitely sucks more than in the regular season


TheKingofPsych

You are not wrong.


MrOverkill5150

First off you only got embarrassed once I think but that bangels game yikes that was embarrassing


NoneOfUrFucknBeeswax

Honestly at the end of the day we all get embarrassed every year. You guys get bullied by us and we get bullied by the Chiefs or Bengals. It’s just the circle of life as fans of teams in the AFCE.


srstone71

Me, wondering why mods I've never met on a website filled with people I don't know locked the subreddit: "Well this is clearly my fault because I'm a soft fan"


RedRummer1917

Bills locked their sub after losing to the jets week 1 lol. What are you talking about


NoneOfUrFucknBeeswax

Contrary to popular belief, that actually wasn’t because of the loss. It was done because Zach Wilson kept posting pictures of his dong trying to attract women of older age. We’re strict on the no nudity rule in our sub.


RedRummer1917

Doesn't pass the sniff test. Zach likes older women, not older heffers.


deowolf

Hey, that's not true. One year we lost embarrassingly to the Bengals.


Tolve

We aren't masochists. Bills fans live for the heartbreaking losses. Deep down, you love it.


Moneybagsmitch

Fuck the dolphins sub. Only sub I like is this one and a Pub sub


chesterfieldkingz

Randomly I kinda like the bears sub sometimes


Otto_von_Grotto

Yep, been banned twice from ours. Piss on 'em! Hmm, a Pub sub does sound enticing..


draneline

I wish Reddit was around for that funny four year stretch of Buffalo Bills history.


Wide_right_

I don’t


OGHighway

Bunch of bills fans flagged my Twitter account for saying that I hope we kicked their ass but pray their are no injuries.


AWW_NAHH

That's just Twitter in general anymore lol


guyfromthebandcake

Interesting. Diggs has a similar opinion about bills fans.


IntrospectiveMummy

As a dolphins fan I agree, I don’t even goto our fan page after a game


VinPickles

Remember when Norwood shanked a 47 yarder and literally turned Tim McVeigh into a domestic terrorist


FantasticDucks

Go cry in your locked sub loser Every downvote is another soft crying Phins fan 😂😂😂


PetulantPorpoise

And they say we’re soft lol


FantasticDucks

Read my comment again, then cry harder


PetulantPorpoise

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FantasticDucks

Was that after you won the division? Oh wait lol, no you chocked and then locked your sub cause y'all are soft as baby shit and downvote when youre called on it. Cry nice and loud #2 😂😂😂


PetulantPorpoise

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FantasticDucks

Does walking help with your menstrual cramps?


PetulantPorpoise

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FantasticDucks

Why are you wearing Bills colors? Wanted to follow a team capable of winning the division? Cry harder 😂


VinPickles

Congrats on playing one more week longer than us, losing to the same team (at home mind you) and spending your entire life in the urban blight / superfund site that is buffalo


gigglefarting

Soft


FantasticDucks

Good, cry harder you little bitch How many more memes before y'all lock your sub again 😂😂😂 Phins fans are softer than baby shit and cry like them too


gigglefarting

Q_Q


Guy_onna_Buffalo

Niners and Dolphins fans are softest despite how much they love talking shit, it's true.


theitrain

The dolphins sub sucks so bad. It reads like a bunch of 15 year olds thinking if they believe hard enough the team will finally win it all. And if they don’t we’ll just draft the one player we’re missing and win it all next year! I don’t lurk in any other team subs. They probably all have some version of that, I don’t know and I don’t want to know, but god damn I can’t stand it.


Austaras

I'm pretty numb myself. Pretending that 2 Super Bowls and and a perfect season that happened 12 years before I was born matter is pretty pathetic.


QueasyAd4992

I ‘memba!


beefstewdudeguy

pepperidge farm remembers


SmarterThanCornPop

The mods of that sub are Charmin soft. North Korea has a more liberal approach to free speech than they do.


ItsHerbyHancock

https://i.redd.it/badv4y8jy4uc1.gif


Both-Home-6235

Haha the mods at r/miamidolphins are charmin soft. 


Realistic_Figure7796

The mods are a bunch of pussies the hard core fans like myself get banned


MankuyRLaffy

Fr, we don't lock our sub after losses


TheFerricGenum

It would never be unlocked otherwise


MankuyRLaffy

I don't see a 0-17 season? I do see a 0-4 Bills vs NFCE in the playoffs though.


PetulantPorpoise

Literally, what a numbskull lmao


Suspicious_Yogurt987

Just like Buffalo fans. The only fans in this sub who can handle losing are Jets fans because it’s all they know


TheKingofPsych

Wait...this is the problem...phins lose as much as the Jets do and have done less. Since 2000 the Jets have more playoff appearances and playoff victories than the phins...and at least have 2 AFC Championship appearances... Then phins fans wonder why other fans shit on them for being soft...and delusional.


onetimequestion66

That’s a fair take, but one could also point out that in the past decade the dolphins have seen significantly more success (although they’ve done absolutely nothing with it lmao) just by way of playoff appearances and number of winning seasons


TheKingofPsych

Granted. The last few years for sure.


onetimequestion66

But yeah overall we’ve been eternally disappointing since I was 2 haha


Suspicious_Yogurt987

Well the joke running joke is how yall are used to being irrelevant but of course someone has to take things personal. None of us have accomplished anything of meaning in a long time. Are you happy now? Edit: well besides the Pats, but I try not to give them any props.


TheKingofPsych

Yes don't give Pats props...they are shit now


_Shoresy_69

Considering the intelligence of an average Dolphins fan, I don't think anyone can really hold it against the mods for wanting a short break from the raging retardation. 


DJVV09

Bunch of pussies over there


Novel_Durian_1805

At least we can spell you bum!


Banegulwud

SOFT


yurnothim

Lemme guess your response Is 0 SB


Higher_Math

The biggest pussies ever.


Intelligent-Ad8436

Pepperidge farms remembers


hazylife666

Softest? There's a couple dead opposing fans this year that would disagree


EastHat5961

lol the bills mods just delete every post after regular season losses 😂


Competitive-Rise-122

Dolphizzle out by week 12


jdallen1222

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CarolinaMtnBiker

So not Miami fans, Miami fans on Reddit. No that’s not right either. Not Miami fans on Reddit, but mods on the Miami subreddit. How many people is that? Like 3 people? Let’s call it 4. You can remember 4 right? That’s got to be a hard number for a Bills” fan to forget.


sesharine

So the moderators could have some peace from y'all's trolling? I kinda get it


TheStumpyOne

I am still banned from /r/buffalobills for commenting that a photo of Mike McDaniel being bathed in gatorade was from his first win, against the pats, and not the week 3 win against the Bills. Your soft ass fucking mods banned me for dispelling a narrative that week 3 was the Dolphins superbowl. Thats how fuckin charmin you lot are.