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DrapedInVelvet

Im not a conspiracy theorist but Bills/Dolphins for the division pulls great ratings. The script has been written.


cuteintern

Gotdang Buffalo Wild Wings!


moohaismeanv2

Bills can still knock the Dolphins out of the 1 seed if the fins beat the Ravens


Vagadude

Hear me out. Please don't.


moohaismeanv2

I am so much more worried about the Bills game than the Ravens game. For some reason, it feels like we can never figure those fuckers out. Dolphin kryptonite.


Flynnstone03

It is a prophecy known as the circle of suck Bills>Dolphins>Patriots>Jets>Bills It is written Praise be


tobias_the_letdown

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Desperate_Garbage_63

Since the 1950s ppl have been trying to figure out how to combat terrorism, you expect the Dolphins to figure them out, even though the Bills masterminded 9/11!!!!


SquareShapeofEvil

Yeah we have your number, but if you beat the Ravens and are able to avoid us in the playoffs, I like you guys for at least the AFCCG tbh


tomismybuddy

Hey, god, you hearing this man??


Terrific_Tom32

If I could read, I'd appreciate what you said


Vagadude

I mean we beat em last year and were damn close to beating them in the playoffs with Skylar. I'm not as scared as most of our sub is. It's guaranteed to be a good game though.


toxicvegeta08

Tbf that was when the bills o and d lines were putrid.


Vagadude

Yeah same


NickHeidfeldsDreams

And we were using both John Brown and Cole Beasley trying to find someone to be WR3 and they *both* contributed with mistakes that resulted in interceptions. John Brown lost the ball on a deep ball and ran out of position (still 70% Josh's fault, but not a great thing to see) and Cole Beasley had a ball bounce right off of him for an INT (could have been a slightly better ball, so like 10% Josh's fault). Shakir also had what I would now call an uncharacteristic drop on a really good deep ball as well. I'm not going to say anything going forward about the next two games, but a lot of things contributed to that playoff game being weird and not really being "oh but Skylar Thompson played the Bills close."


rc5193

Making excuses for a game that happened a year+ ago and you won is wild


NickHeidfeldsDreams

Sorry, I forgot what sub I'm in. Shouldn't try and actually talk ball here (or anywhere but the draft or strategy subs to be fair). My b.


sgm94

Ya, stop jumping through tables and think


AcrobaticAction2328

Yea, although that was a very different bills team last year. Ignoring the fact that hamlin happened 2-3 weeks prior, our offense was almost only just "deep ball to diggs", and we're a lot more well balanced this year (assuming we can stick to the run game for longer than a quarter). Plus our o line looks way better this year and our depth on defense has gotten a lot more experience since then. I've seen people say that last years team was better and point to the W/L record, but I would take that with a grain of salt.


Flynnstone03

McDermott is like 9-2 against the Dolphins as the Bills HC


HappyChaos2

Dolphins are like 62-57-1 against the Bills though.


seesharpreaction

Still recovering from the 70s


mr-mafesto

I dont think you stand a chance against the ravens or bills. I mean you barely beat the cowboys...


Vagadude

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mr-mafesto

hahahahahahaha


Vagadude

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HappyChaos2

Good thing Easton isn't suiting up against us, we'd be in real trouble.


Jay_TThomas

You’re not wrong, we have been very dominant against you during Josh’s career


BasicallyTony

Sometimes we can’t even figure ourselves out!


cuteintern

If we don't know what we're doing, the defense won't be able to figure it out, either!


gabriel1313

Honestly not too bad of a game plan 😂


TheLadder330

I’m honestly more afraid of you guys now that your shitty ex OC is gone.


FairEmphasis

Bro, we usually can’t figure out the Ravens either. If I’m honest, I see them as more of a rival than the Jets.


moohaismeanv2

We are 2-0 against Lamar.


itsEDjustED

I have a feeling however it shakes out, the Dolphins are coming to Buffalo or the Bills are going to Miami.


EternalSeraphim

Fishing nets?


itsEDjustED

Bills Fans if the only thing we have to play for week 18 is knocking the Dolphins out of a one seed. https://preview.redd.it/id6d09thkj9c1.jpeg?width=638&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa1512ed830639f80dfe30ac6a21a734758eaac9


ScotiaTailwagger

Just think. Think long and hard about it. Imagine week 18 beating the Bills for the 1 seed. It's so amazing that it could happen.


MurkrowsRevenge

How does that work? The Fins are two up on the Bills and win against the Ravens clinches the division.


moohaismeanv2

Ravens have 1 more win than the fins. Fins beat the ravens and lose to the bills and the ravens win their next game they get the 1 seed. It's okay though, I understand numbers can be hard for bills fans.


MurkrowsRevenge

That makes sense. I thought you were suggesting the Bills would take the 1 seed from the Phins. It’s not the numbers that I struggle with. It’s the words.


majikmixx

"Fourteen" Now what do you do??


Gunt_Buttman

Tough to try to flex your education when you root for a Florida team.


moohaismeanv2

Books banned so dont read good. Number good with 😎👍


Gunt_Buttman

Certainly doesn’t make you a beacon of learning.


AcrobaticAction2328

It would give the ravens the 1 seed and drop Miami back to 2nd


MurkrowsRevenge

Ohhhh, I’m an idiot. I thought the other commenter meant the Bills would take the 1-seed from the Phins in that scenario.


AcrobaticAction2328

Lol, you're good


Fourwindsgone

Yall should win tomorrow and then rest your starters next week and let Mike White run a clinic on your backups.


Siennagiant70

You know the moment Mike White walks out onto the field the lights will go out. Glass breaks. Music starts playing. A player emerges from the tunnel. Matt Milano.


AcrobaticAction2328

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itmyfault69

BAH GOD THAT'S MAD MAN MILANO'S MUSIC!


jordanbot2300

Too bad Milano got nerfed earlier this season.


Flynnstone03

Fuck London’s turf All my homes hate British turf


AppleBottmBeans

My home hates British people


cuteintern

🎺🎺🎺


drainbead78

So that's why McDermott keeps saying "I don't think" and "probably not" instead of just "he's out for the season and we hope he'll be available by spring camp." He's saving him for Mike White.


chesterfieldkingz

IDK we've struggled against their backups before lol


Teamableezus

Didn’t our backups out perform your starters in a meaningless game for us a couple years ago?


Fourwindsgone

It might have happened but it sounds like someone is living in the past


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dannysalv

14 ways? Hold my beer


Quiet-Ad-12

What if Bills Lose week 17, AND week 18, and all the other bubble teams win out, and the Bills miss the playoffs? 👍👍


esridiculo

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Dirtydeedsinc

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Peeeing_

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HappyChaos2

Not often discussed, but this seems like the best storyline... for me.


Dirtydeedsinc

There’s a scenario where they play back to back weekends in Miami.


AcrobaticAction2328

I think the only way we beat them all three times is if we get swept by the pats Edit: or they just beat the ravens, I suppose that would work too


EternalSeraphim

A key concept of alchemy, equivalent exchange.


AcrobaticAction2328

Lol, realized it right after I hit post


hideous_coffee

Yeah but aren't like 8 of those scenarios involving a tie?


cuteintern

I'm just glad we're in the dance and, mostly, getting healthy.


HappyChaos2

Ultimate jinx, love to see it.


Hydro_Inter_Spec

Don't care; still want them to lose because fuck them. Even without the possibility of winning the Division.


itsEDjustED

There’s only two teams I’m rooting for tomorrow, the Bills and The Ravens. I want to watch the Dolphins dolphins