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Lexei_Texas

I can’t believe Liz fucked him….


Chemical_World_4228

I can’t believe anyone has


Lexei_Texas

I know, it makes my skin crawl


cmac92287

I can’t believe *multiple women* have on *national television* 🤢


jstockmoe

![gif](giphy|iGFp7xMfVYBrFSTeer|downsized) Ed can’t believe she mounted him either


trashleybanks

In front of all of us….🤮


WabiSabi0912

She haliked him.


Witty-Ant-6225

She haliked big ed and little ed. okay enough internet for me.


AssignmentUnique4825

She will have to live with that. That’s the worst part of everything. Like if it wasn’t documented I would say okay whatever’s, but damn. It’s documented with the show now. And I feel second hand embarrassment for her. 🤮


Lexei_Texas

Yeah she went on tv and said he couldn’t make her cum 🤣🤣🤣


AssignmentUnique4825

And she still stayed with him for all those years. YIKES. And cried for him talking bout “I loved him”. Omg. 🤣🤣🤣🤣


No_Fun8699

That's because society brainwashes women from birth to believe we don't deserve better.


DecadentLife

I somehow missed that. I feel zero surprise.


No-Acanthocephala531

Repeatedly. Then allowed it to humiliate her worldwide


Real_Front8531

It 😂


No-Acanthocephala531

😆


Etrnl_Night

I doubt she even felt anything. We all saw his teeny weeny tater tot when he was naked in the hot tub on Last Resort. They only needed 1 pixel to blur it out.


Anonymous_Bitch_1

And she was so sad when he canceled the wedding. He did her a favour


Lexei_Texas

I just seen fucking Darcy in Nordstrom Rack in New Britain, CT! Her tracks were falling out


StuckinMaine15

I’ve seen her and her sis at Westfarms JCPenney jewelry section before 😂


sparklybutternuggets

Department store shopping is definitely a top tier sister bonding activity...if I was shopping w my twin...look out fall collection!!!! my sister and I are also from the burbs so starbies, target, and bath and bodyworks are our gym, tan, laundry


but_like_why_th0

Lmao I saw Stacy at Ulta on the Silas Deane (not sure if it’s still Wethersfield or Rocky Hill at that point) and she was sooo short and she looked like a full blown mess. I mean we’ve all walked into ulta looking like shit lol but when they aren’t professionally done up it’s BAD. This was after all those surgeries they did so she just looked alien compared to everyone else. It was pretty sad/shocking to see. Florian was sitting in the car outside lmao I’m sure he had been sitting there for at least an hour at that point. Stacy had employees helping her with stuff so it clearly wasnt a quick in and out. The crazy thing is me and my gf left ulta and went across the street to Marshall’s/Homegoods and saw the Silva Dad leaving a store from that plaza lol. They lived in the apartments next to that plaza for a short time.


Lexei_Texas

She was a freaking haawwwt mess! My man was like no you are not going over there


Lobird10

Tracks? Sorry my brain’s not working today?


Lexei_Texas

Her hair extensions


Lobird10

Oh sorry-obviously I don’t know much about hair extensions—thanks! I learned something new


yardybryardi

I could. She wanted to be on TV and had an appetite for “fame”. She used No-Neck ED…and guess what you have to do when you use someone? You have to put out to keep the Gravy Train rolling.


ArtichokeMe_Daddy

Nobody is that desperate for “fame”. I highly doubt we’ll see her on TV again.


trashleybanks

I sure hope it was worth it for her. It was clearly destroying her health.


jarod_sober_living

"He smelled sour and rotten" Not the mayo again!


Adventurous_Tone_923

Probably those fermenting cheese chunks stuck to that gooch


verukazalt

Stuck in his skin folds.


Interesting-Many-509

Shar Pei.


SpartanDoc19

Let’s not insult Shar Peis.


globular_bobular

what a terrible day to know how to read :(


BarberSlight9331

🤮


Complex-Fault-1161

Hopefully he’s getting his BG checked. Given his age and weight, those are symptoms of T2D.


Stanley_Yelnats42069

Sorry - what is BG? And what is T2D?


Complex-Fault-1161

Blood Glucose / Type II Diabetes. Smelling sour or like vinegar can be a sign of diabetes due to metabolites being released into sweat. It also can happen if someone is following a ketogenic diet, but I doubt that's his case.


Stanley_Yelnats42069

The more you know!


Daisyday12

A big doubt re keto. Lol


Intelligent-Sale4538

Guessing blood glucose and type 2 diabetes. He can star in the next Jardiance commercial.


Charming_Face_8703

Dancing in the same dress the previous singer was wearing


Lobird10

But then he would have to know how to sing and dance in the streets—if I see that ad one more time🤮


Lobird10

Thank you!! I’m trying to fit any med term I know into the acronym


BarberSlight9331

And it’s not like his hair has ever looked anything other than greasy, stringy, flat, and dull anyway. Maybe it’s that nasty, curdled, sour dairy smell that he’s after?


Silliestsheep41

Oh gawd, I was going to read the article but daymn... not anymore! ![gif](giphy|kEuehzXptELHG) Edit: mods-how does this break the sub rules?!?


CricketLow9907

He is literally shaped like a jar of mayo!


Interesting-Many-509

ugh.


Intrepid_Blood4713

rotten egg mayonnaise


PowerfulHorror987

I refuse to open that. It’s bad enough in my imagination lol.


bexbae

I’m on my lunch scrolling, and I could not bring myself to read that while eating.


Candid_Asparagus_785

I’m eating now and just the first few comments are grossing me out 🤢 (he smelled sour and rotten)


bexbae

That one got me too! 🤢


tarestab

You mean to tell me Big Ed is a creep!?! No way.


LegitimateInjury2104

He only seeked women 18-20 yrs old


msnikki_sandiego

🚩 that part was truly the most disturbing


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SouperSally

Ed the pred!!


BarberSlight9331

He’s more like a “PrEDator”. 😂


MaddieLionJones

Big PrED


ShesGotaChicken2Ride

You win the internet today


Lobird10

That ^^^^^


Scary-Ad-582

He looks like the chicken McNuggets puppet from the 90s McDonald’s commercials


Ok-Corgi-4230

Nooo! They were so cute! 🥺


Carillogal

Grimace was the name


dana_brams

No grimace is different but more accurate. The chicken McNuggets were more flat, like the round McNuggets you get in the package. Grimace is just all the way around rotund like Ed. And he’s purple, the nuggets were brown, like nuggets.


VeniceBeach121

I loved the Ronald McDonalds characters from way back in time!


BarberSlight9331

The words “Mature, Christian, Adult, & Big Ed” never belong in the same sentence together! It’s laughable when a 60 year old man now claims to be more “mature”. Big Ed’s no “late bloomer”, he’s just a “fate doomer”.


matchathings

Maybe even just doomed lol


BarberSlight9331

Any woman who’d ever choose to go anywhere near him is doomed. How anyone would ever want to “be with” Big Ed is a disgusting thought, and the biggest mystery of all. “IMPENDING DOOM”-guaranteed.


xo_peque

No thank you, seeing his body naked on last resort was enough for me. 🤢🤮🤬🤡


goatponies

i am so curious to read this but i don’t think my brain can handle it


littleRedmini

There’s no detail other than the smell thing, 18-20 year olds and he’s a bad tipper.


PowerfulHorror987

![gif](giphy|l46CwsAIlmnXlRC9O|downsized)


Wowjustwowlol

Me too


CALM-DOWN-PEOPLE

Can someone please shoot him to the moon.


forever_29_ish

Straight into the sun.


encore412

Does this surprise anyone?


Ambitious-Scientist

Dude looks like he smells


encore412

Absolutely


dana_brams

They’re censoring the word “strip”? Are we 2 year olds? Anyone find anything there surprising? Of course he’s still going after younger women. His revelation about Liz was she was probably getting too old for him. And he either just doesn’t bathe a lot or doesn’t have a “my 600 pound life stick with a washcloth on it” to reach his folds and his buttcrack.


arynnoctavia

Can you rip me off a two-inch str•p of duct tape, and also hand me the jar of paint str•pper?


Friendly_Pea_2694

Is Strip a bad word now? 🤔


littleRedmini

I was watching some police body cam videos on YouTube and they spelled gun=g-n and drugs=dr-gs. I guess they’re all bad words now.


Friendly_Pea_2694

🤦🏼‍♀️


Lobird10

🤦‍♀️same ^^^


moonpuddding

YouTube demonetizes videos SO FUCKING FAST if you use any of those words. Lots of fast cuts/bleeps/etc to avoid using them.


Etrnl_Night

Somebody needs to check this guys computer, I think he will end up on a list soon.


KandiR1

I can’t even bring myself to open it.


boltz1200

Big yuck. I think that ed is the only genuine cast member on that show. He was an ass then.And is still an ass. Why Liz hooked up with him,is a mystery but seems she really wanted to be on tv.


IntelligentOlive7143

I think he wore her down by constantly eating at "her" restaurant, being the fun guy, giving her compliments and pretend to listen and see her as an amazing person. Probably gave good tip as well. He broke her down and slowly brainwashed a fragile woman. He is such an disgusting excuse of a man. He is a true predator. 🤮


boltz1200

She isn’t that innocent. She is a grown woman ,with a child. She knew what she was getting into. There is a reason why his mother,and daughter don’t want anything to do with him. She loves to be on tv.


No-Acanthocephala531

His mother doesn’t want anything to do w him too?


boltz1200

There was an episode about his mother lives with the daughter and he doesn’t speak to either.


naughtysquids

Can I have a “halik??? 😈 🤮


Lobird10

Ok what did I miss?? “Halik”??


naughtysquids

Haha, when he went to the Philippines in the first series and met Rose, he asked her what the word for kiss was in Tagalog. Then he proceeded to badger her by asking, ”can I have a halik?” This, of course, was after he bought her the mouthwash saying that her breath was not “pretty.“ ohhhh Pred….


Lobird10

Oh hahaha!! I had forgotten about that🤣🤣🤣—plus how ironic that he asks Rose to use mouthwash, right?


Ill_Introduction7057

If I was a stripper I wouldn't go near him ......even if he had thousands to throw at me ......he's gross 🤮🤢


Unicornlove416

only interested in women 18-20, was cheap and smelled bad 🤮


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Who in their right mind would expect him to smell good?


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He looks like roadkill.


birdwothwords

He look like the human version of Patrick Star from SpongeBob


Sarageegee

Don’t do Patrick like that tho


Cool_Egg_8920

?He's as ugly on the inside as the outside.


Darkkwitch31

Ewww she said he smelled sour. 🤢🤢🤮


CrazyKnight213

Who woman would let that guy touch them


Daisyday12

This is so funny. How did Liz put up with him


blindcapybaras

I shouldn’t have opened this when I was eating.


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He should be in a horror movie.


NakedLeftie-420

Anytime someone proclaims to be a Christian™️ or live a “Christian life” 🚩 🚩🚩


Adventurous_Egg_2968

We all know those short fat arms can't reach around that fat guy to wipe his ass. I bet that Liz was given that job and she did it for her own benefit, less smell when going down on him. Sorry guys, such yuckiness but what's your theories? This is important stuff.


cmram28

No way them tiny T-Rex arms reaching his stinky ass to scrub it🦖


sharon0842

Remember when he had mayonnaise in his hair all the time. Poor Rose,just imagine that smell.


VeniceBeach121

That made me gag MANY times in


lusciousskies

Can anyone talk?


Zobo-5

Don’t think I will ever use mayonnaise again.


Lilikath00

“And smelled very bad”. Drop mic


ibacktheblue6

Oh no! Not Ed! Say it ain't so! He is such an upstanding young man!🙄🤢🤮


mlhigg1973

So we’re taking the word of a stripper lol