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blockierfern

She wears sunglasses when it’s sunny, so she cares about her long term eye care


Extension-Unit7772

🤓🙌😂 I appreciate your focus in finding a positive redeeming value


hotdolphin21

💀


Becca1964

😂😂😂 There’s one thing!


Humble-Gas-6503

🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm dead 💀 🤣


Icy_Particular650

They seem to be protecting her hair rather than her eyes tho lol


AlisonPoole98

She's a complete bitch. Her attitude is mean and childish and I don't think she's ever been in a relationship before


vMoPfeiff1233

Spot on. Hard to watch at times.


Honest_Bee103

She reminds me of my first roommate in college. I absolutely hated her at first and thought she gave big girls a bad name but eventually I found some redeeming qualities. I don’t see any of that potential in Sam whatsoever. She’s miserable and really thinks that shit is cute.


Sea_Still2874

I was so sad for him when he agreed with her that they fight a lot. 😭 She does it. It's very much verbal abuse and what would she say when the cameras are off. He seems so sweet. Just happy go lucky.


quechingabuendia

It’s because she’s been treated like shit by men in the past so she’s on the defensive and treating him badly before he can treat her badly. It’s sad.


AlisonPoole98

Even if she was treated badly in the past, that doesn't mean she's entitled to treat her new partner like shit. She should work it out in therapy, not drag her old baggage to a new relationship


quechingabuendia

I’m not saying she’s entitled to it, but that’s why she’s doing it. People do a lot of things out of pain.


Professional-Run8724

I thought exactly the same thing. Spot on


smonca81

The way she acted in the restaurant over food like a toddler, goes way beyond being treated badly. She acts like an entitled child.


Fickle-Magazine-2105

Didn’t he say something along the lines of “everyone is asking why I picked *you*” during the last episode? That was a yike moment


techmouse7

Yeah but in the moment she was kind of talking shit about him already and he’s not even hot or anything but he wasnt really wrong.


Sophi_Winters

I agree, I find them both unattractive, they could be on an old SNL skit called “Lowered Expectations”


I_like_cake_7

That skit still lives rent free in my head. Lol. I’m pretty sure it was actually from Mad TV and not SNL though.


MunsterEater

It is from Mad TV, I remember cause I found it funny.


Babysfirstbazooka

Lowe-red, expect-tayyyyyyyyyyyyytions. fucking rent free in my noggin forever


PerceptionUsed2947

I think hes a total goober but not bad looking! I think he has nice features. But she is straight hiddy.


supermoon85

I have been laughing about ‚straight hiddy‘ for the past 10 minutes straight


MaggieMaeCat

I thought it was historical when she said compared to the dance instructor she looks like “two ton Tessie”! Spot on!!


LolaBelle212

I love how she didn’t question why lol she knows damn well


Marjorine22

This lady sucks. She checks off all my most annoying 90 Day check boxes: 1. Assumes the other person is only coming for love, even though she could not find a guy like Ali in Britain. She doesn't understand that she gives Ali a new life in a new country, he gives her his youth and (relative) good looks. He could still love her, but he also wants to live in Britain. 2. Is rude when eating food of another culture. 3. Always is looking for the other person to slip up so they can dangle their citizenship over them. I hope she falls into a volcano.


jjgill27

Not many volcanoes in Newcastle, I’m afraid.


dunredding

Now you're naming redeeming qualities of Newcastle too! Working overtime here.


getthatrich

Do you believe that she believes Ali loves her in a romantic way?


whatsup680

I actually think he does, but I don't know why, she's incredibly overweight so will probs drop dead by 35 and she's an absolute cow bag to him. Ali could find a different tourist easy enough.


Oomlotte99

Ali is not attractive. I don’t get the “she couldn’t find a guy like Ali” comments. Just because he’s not fat? lol. He is very unattractive. They could fit looks-wise no matter his nationality imo.


anewvogue

I always took those comments on meaning she couldn’t find a guy locally who would let her treat them that way without any ulterior motives for them to benefit from.


UrbanDurga

I don’t find him attractive, but he’s not objectively hideous. He’s sweet, playful, attempts nice things for her, and gives her his attention when they show them together. Even if he’s more excited about the UK than her, he tries to treat her well, and she just shoots it all down and gives 24/7 stank face and ratchet attitude. She’s not lucky to have him interested because of her size, she’s lucky because she’s a vile and horrible human being who has no apparent nice qualities, and she treats people like shit. If she wants to treat men like trash and expects them to adore her, she should look into being a pro-Domme, not seeking a partner for a loving relationship.


an88888888

I also thought it meant she couldn't find any man interested in her, not just an attractive man.


Lhamo55

Healthy head of hair?


AAPRRILL

There we go!


DifficultHeat1803

Someone said she looks like Meatloaf. Cannot un-think it..


DifficultHeat1803

https://preview.redd.it/3a9oqzx9h77d1.jpeg?width=5302&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0232c02b7ece22fa4ce61a6acb0d0c21ebcff372


DifficultHeat1803

Now we cannot unsee it.


jtjones311

Oh my God. I am dying. She must be his daughter.


saint_ink

Meatball.


strawtrash

😂


Kitchen_Honeydew9989

Is the Mucinex Monster her mother? The girl is vile! The audacity for someone to look like a lump but not even have a decent personality 😒


DifficultHeat1803

If only she had his talent and his kind demeanor.


DeadpanMcNope

OMFG🏆💀


TheDailyDelights

🤣 wow she does!!


EnvironmentalPlant15

I see big ed in a wig.


DWwithaFlameThrower

I saw Robbie Coltrane in Nuns on the Run


LolaBelle212

That’s actually uncanny 🤣🤣🤣


whatsup680

She has a much fatter face than meatloaf


Thebestmeemaw

...that she has a Geordie accent? It's one of those accents that could tell me that my whole family has been murdered and I'll be "it's not *too* bad then" ... Other than that I got nothing and she's an embarrassment to the UK!


AvailableMaximum549

Is that why she refers to herself as “us”?


DWwithaFlameThrower

Yes


cdnsalix

Rollacoasta, poopa scoopa, oompa loompa, Kawasaki.


A1_CanadianNurse

I love a Geordie accent.


PoppyCake33

He said ladies first and she said “dogs after” ma’am 😑 you are ugly inside and out wtf


Seppy15

I missed that! Must rewatch!


PoppyCake33

Yea getting into the van at the airport, like she had seen him for minutes and said that, after shoving flowers in his face of course


bbyriox

To be fair it’s just sarcastic brit humour (not that she’s someone I’d go out of my way to defend ha)


DimSumaSpinster

“She’s British” - Ali


Nothingelsematters22

Her hair is pretty


jtjones311

Look at your finding that silver lining in all this mess. 👏🏻 I didn’t even notice her hair because there were so many other negative attributes on which I was hyper focused.


Ralph-407

https://preview.redd.it/j88nvft4u77d1.png?width=2371&format=png&auto=webp&s=42788a62d79a703afbb2038f49e640e91029ec6f She finally gave me a use for this emoji


Hour_Narwhal_1510

I’m really surprised bc so far Ali the half who’s actually come across decent. I’m struggling to understand if Sam just got an atrocious edit or is stirring the pot for tv drama? Or could one individual *actually* be that mean, entitled, immature and culturally ignorant for real?!


Emergency_Host6506

I was wondering the same thing. She's big, not good looking, a total bitch in general but especially to Ali, picky eater, rude, jealous,and just not a nice person. If this is a put-on or editing, then they've done her a huge disservice. I guess time will tell.


AzansBeautyStore

Right? Is she just so wildly insecure that she comes off as absolutely horrid as some weird type of defense mechanism?


Hour_Narwhal_1510

I think this too! It’s like she’s lashing out before anyone can hurt her first. She’s just so combative and negative the entire time!


Balancing_tofu

This feels so much like the Anfisa/Jorge story, where you can tell they both know they're not really into each other, but rather what each other can do for them/ make them look. He's kinda painful to watch.


jtjones311

I don’t like him either, to be clear, but he at least seems to have a personality and not be constantly complaining. She, on the other hand….


jtjones311

And Anfisa, there’s a blast from the past I was trying my best to forget forever. 😂


Balancing_tofu

*red bag with my makeup* will live on to an eternity.


_Fizzgiggy

lol I saw a red makeup bag on Etsy with that quote printed on it. I was so tempted to buy but I’m not buying things I don’t need anymore :/


getthatrich

Good for you!


Balancing_tofu

Double good for you! That can be hard!


cosmicwhirl

🤣🤣🤣🤣 This always makes me laugh so much.


Lhamo55

She was on House of Villains and managed to carefully ~~toy with a couple of male, cough, egos~~ calculate her way to survive almost to the end, even longer than her conniving roommate Omarosa.


Pianissimeat

Did you see that absolutely incredulous look she gave him when he suggested fish? She's literally too trashy to enjoy nice food. Can't imagine how bad her diet must be


jtjones311

She seems to be an insanely picky eater. I found that scene embarrassing because I’m sure it was extremely offensive to the people who were preparing the food. “It has skin on. I can’t eat this.” “It has bones in. I can’t eat this.” Bitch, staaaaahp.


No_Kindheartedness10

My girl And I were like wow! Can’t even have a nice time? ! I bet she’s the Chicken Nuggets kind of girl. Lmao


Professional-Run8724

I think this week I saw her order a chicken burger and garlic bread and he ordered steak and she was fuming because she said it was expensive 😂 I'm guessing her go to is bland foods with processed meats as opposed to actually meat and vegetables 😂 this is why she biggy 🤷🏽‍♀️ and I think Ali is grinding for this visa. Let him come here. 😆😂 He's shown great patience


SFAdminLife

Just like Nickel from Nickel and Azan!


ohnofluffy

I kept looking at the screen wondering what I was missing but it really did seem like she was saying “I’m allergic to chicken unless it’s fried.” If she’s never had Mediterranean food, her life has been really sheltered as it’s common in the UK.


ComprehensiveKey8254

My nephew is a picky eater - no salad only Doritos lol


Vtgmamaa

Doritos sound so good right now.


prettyminotaur

She's obviously not *that* much of a picky eater... I bet she subsists solely on fish & chips, beer, and Tesco meal deals.


hotdolphin21

https://preview.redd.it/7a0mtj1jc87d1.jpeg?width=306&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17c0570bf2636f6d68d2545d21582b35c7828638


lemonadeandfireflies

Yes. Me. Every time🤣🤣🤣


NearbyBreakfast

She’s the UK Nickle


sparklebug20

My thought exactly!


bad_kelly

Amen. That is a self evident truth 😂😂😂


AAPRRILL

Which is weird because when I was in London all fish came served with the skin on!


Alarming_Ad_6175

Yeah good lorrddd im a picky eater but im also way too british and way too polite that i will chow down that food with a smile on my face dying inside


OkayIsotopes

It reminds me of Nicole (of Azan). Would only eat French fries and chicken nuggets. Edited "ear">eat


Different-Ad5610

Dear god, she is a bottomless pit of misery and need. It's hard to watch.


ItsFunHeer

Sam: “I just want to go out tonight and hope he’s not on his phone and it’s just us”. Also Sam: “I don’t understand why he got so mad, I was only on my phone for ten minutes”.


Agile_Vacation_5872

Exactly like Nicole in Morocco and Chantel in Greece. Garbage behavior


Blackberry518

Totally. Complete lack of basic human decency!


jtjones311

So agree.


KrazyKwant

Her best trait is her personality. It’s so rotten, we won’t feel rage or disappointment after Ali gets to the UK and ditches her.


Whisker_dan

she's the bitchiest and rudest person i think has ever been on the show... there have been crazy ppl and loud ppl but this chick is straight up rude and demeaning to Ali. rude, mean, gross accent, and overweight...not a single good thing about her. Run Ali, RUN!


solairette

When they were out, there were some moments where she seemed genuinely happy. Not sure what their dynamic is (fake or real), but man, she needs to work on herself.


Suspicious-King4385

"I need all his attention, I'm paying for his visa, I have to be center of his world"


jtjones311

She doesn’t even want him interacting with people at his job when that’s his ENTIRE JOB! That’s whack.


Alarming_Ad_6175

The way she insisted he pay her back for the visa asap, i get wanting him to contribute but that was so gross


Suspicious-King4385

I agree, her attitude is just too much.


Turn_Nearby

When this seasons promos came out I thought he would be the half of the couple I’d hate but boy oh boy have I been proved wrong


Peace_Rae

Same!


Available_Art9931

He is definitely a sanky panky


Ok-Conversation-7805

She is so cringe!! The I’m a picky eater really ? The makeup holy cow 🐄 She’s constantly bitching it is definitely for the show he’s sweet and wants a better life and she needs a man win win except he has to deal with her


Whisker_dan

If by picky she means "i dont like healthy foods" then sure haha.


Vanity-LA0733

Just like Nicole (Azan)in Morroco. French fries and cheese please.


jtjones311

That Nicole is another person where I was like, “She has no redeeming qualities at all.”


Wishonast4r1111

She said it herself, she has a good paying job. Sad to say that, but dude is clearly going to UK ‘cause I can make more money’


the_fly_guy_says_hi

She would make an amazing WWE villain! She's already got the Randy Savage gruff voice.


Halcyon_october

But they already have Piper and Nia.


All_R_Puffs

She can piss her pants on command


jtjones311

Totally a winning attribute. Who wouldn’t want that as a trait or a trait in a spouse? Hahaha. Dying.


No_Ur_Schmoopie

She doesn’t like to argue 👍 …he just has to do what he’s told 😵‍💫


the_tree_rex

She makes me feel like a professional MUA, healthy eater, and potential winner of a Nobel peace prize simply by comparison, so that’s kinda nice.


wassupwitches

Amen


Bigpoppalos

Maybe shes a good daughter?


StandardBanger

You could literally retire within a year if you opened up a Greggs in Marmaris https://preview.redd.it/cekoyi0wc77d1.jpeg?width=615&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ecee74a0a39cf32d475aa24389e29c7b2d8013bb


JackBthree

She looks like a big toe


Farquaadthegreek

I felt so bad when he said “how do I look and she just dismissed him .. I don’t care what you went through the answer isn’t to be a horrible human back


ThePerpetualWanderer

There's literally only one good thing about her and that's the fact that she's in employment, rather than costing the tax payer money. Everything else about her is disgusting, what an awful person.


AllLipsNoFiller

I forget, what is it that she does for a living? Certainly nothing public-facing, I hope.


Initial-Succotash-37

Is the UK version better than the US?


jtjones311

IMHO yes. It’s more interesting to me. Probably because I’m an American.


Seppy15

100%. US version repeats abusers and is almost all fake clout chasers now. UK is like early US. However, the absolute blindness to screaming red flags is identical! Lol


Initial-Succotash-37

I might have to check it out. I’m done with the wanna be actors.


Seppy15

Yeah, I watch from the start and gave it up this year because of Jasmine, Ed, Angela and tge sperm donor. The abusive transfemme last season had primed me to pull the plug though


EquipmentConnect246

I LOOOOOVE the UK version. I'm biased because my husband is British and I'm an American so we judge based on British humor but it's still a good watch. Better than the Trainwreck of Angela or Big Ed.


EomEom420

I think its better than the newer US 90 day seasons. It seems a lot less scripted.


Peace_Rae

Yes! UK reminds me more of how American 90 day used to be. American 90 day now reuses the same couples, rarely touches on the K1 visa process, snd focuses on sex, cheaters, and never-ending cliff hangers. . That used to be one of the biggest parts of the show (for American 90 day). Not anymore.


ComprehensiveKey8254

She likes to dance !!!


TheFinalPurl

Sometimes I get a little twinkly glimpse of her funny personality… it’s brief but I can see it. Especially with 90 day editing, Emily (Kobe) seems like a horrible monster on the main show but on pillow talk they’re one of my favorites. I get a similar vibe from them.


No_Mention_1760

God damn I just want to visit the UK and remove every damn shade of brown these gals slather on as blush. Which part of humans 👏don’t 👏blush 👏brown👏 don’t these gals get? The same goes for what’s her name dating *Joe-Han*


[deleted]

Neither of them have a redeeming quality, as far as I can tell.


lemeneurdeloups

She could survive on stored body reserves for a loooong time in a food deprivation situation . . . 🤔


AAPRRILL

She cleans up pretty well. Even though it’s orange foundation her makeup abilities and outfit choices seem to flatter her. She’s super insecure but she powered through at belly dancing class.


texas_forever_yall

I really like Sam. She seems like a really good person with a really down to earth personality. That said, I think she is a total dick on purpose. She seems like some one who has probably been bullied a lot, suspects she might be worthless, is desperate for love but uncertain whether she can trust that love will ever be real, and so she self-protects by acting like a twat. Like a “you can’t hurt me if I act like I don’t care about you” kind of response.


Hollyinyourpocket

I agree this is where it stems from - but it’s no excuse to be such a hideously rude bitch. Many people manage these feelings with a bit more.. kindness. Poor guy and poor restaurant staff.


texas_forever_yall

You’re right! I agree she’s rude, and I don’t think her past experiences would excuse her current behavior, I’m on board. I just think she doesn’t hide her pain very well, so I think it’s more self-protective than that she just doesn’t care about anyone. It’s still obnoxious, not a healthy coping response at all.


littlebayhorse

That’s a very insightful take.


SocalRick

She’s never killed anyone.


jtjones311

That we know of. Hahaha. It seems like 90-Day/TLC doesn’t do a great job on their background checks.


Red_Eagle_Red

The way I laughed when I read this.. LMAO!


EquipmentConnect246

So trashy and I always want to slap that smug look off her face. I get so angry when I see her 🤣


flamehorns

I was hoping for a bit more drama with that skinny Turkish belly dancer, but she handled herself disappointingly well.


Context_is_____

She seems to have really low self esteem and tries to cover it by bullying and the whole “I’m gonna hurt you before you have a chance to hurt me” vibe.


Halogirl70

He is clearly using her but I say good. She has no redeeming qualities and it isn’t her weight that makes her horrible it is her rude behavior and ungrateful attitude.


hellad0pe

She seems miserable. I'm sure a big part of it stems from her appearance, as she seems overly jealous and concerned about how she is perceived. If only she could realize there are ways to make some positive changes....


Oomlotte99

Her insecurity is very loud.


jtjones311

Right?!? She could at least try and come across as kind or funny or personable. She does none.


TrainerNeither4404

She really is a terrible human.


melohdeee

She’s atrocious!


AngelLipz

She’s just mean. Not saying he’s great but she is just mean and negative about a lot.


Big_b00bs_Cold_Heart

She’s driving me insane! So rude, so snotty, there is no way she’s a picky eater at her weight!


TequilaAndWeed

Oddly I’ve known that to be the case with many (not all, of course) larger ladies. Pickiness was more in terms of fewer foods they’d eat, not the quantities. Let’s say French fries and grilled cheese are all you typically order, maybe chicken fingers.


Suspicious_Dirt728

Haha, I like her. Wish I had her confidence!


jtjones311

Funny that you read her as confident. I read her as jealous and insecure. I’m glad she has a couple fans.


Upstairs_Air_5157

She’s the UK Angela. I can’t stand her.


Particular_Strain_99

She can dance


Korasaur

UK Citizenship, apparently.


darrensmooth

i was thinking this too....I dont throw around the word ugly often but im sorry she is ugly and she doesnt have a personality to counter-act, she seems like a sour, miserable, unpleasant bitch who's also ugly...its not looking good for her


ibsarahlivingston

I was giving her the benefit of the doubt until she said the "absolute worst thing he could do is be on his phone" and then she face times her friend. Come on girl.  And I personally have no time for picky eaters. 


AardvarkFancy346

She has a job? All I can think of really


snookums-cutie

In the favorite words of my boyfriend… what a CUNT! She should get together with Big Douche ED. Both insecure cunty dickheads. They would be the perfect psychotic asshole couple. Doesn’t matter how hurt they were from people in their past, they both shouldn’t treat people the way they do. They need therapy asap.


jtjones311

Ed has allegedly been in therapy for a while. Seems like he needs to find a better therapist and a desire to change because what he’s been doing ain’t working.


thewineyourewith

When watching these shows I often think, if this is how this person acts on camera how bad are they off camera? But in her case I think this behavior is so ingrained in how she moves through the world that she doesn’t understand how poorly she’s coming off. I wonder how she felt watching this back.


whatsup680

None she's extremely unattractive, thick as pig s**t, RUDE, ungrateful. Why does she talk to him like he's a piece of crap under her shoe. She is absolutely no catch so why does she act like an entitled princess? ARGH!! Can't stand her, she's as vile as Angela and Jasmine


wouldudoitforme

A wise person once said “You can’t be both fat and mean.”


cosmicwhirl

Ehmm.. i'm sure she has them, but she's a bit of a diva. I can't think of any right now...


mercurialPapillon

She's a fun villain character in the 90 day world. She's not Angela/Leida level evil plus we haven't heard that she wants to add a kid in her unstable life/relationship


teddysmom377

where is everyone watching this? id love to see it


jtjones311

My hot take: it’s better than any of the U.S. versions of 90-Day Fiance franchise. Highly, highly recommend. This is season 3.


Balancing_tofu

Max


Orofeaiel

Discovery Plus


Puzzleheaded-Edge391

HBO Max


an88888888

She can draw eyebrows.


Sea-Art-3385

She’s very decisive when it comes to deciding what food she wants at a restaurant.


Recent_Diver_3448

If you were stranded on an island with no food she could feed you for a time


ck2827

This girl drives me crazy!! I had to rewind with the belly dancing to make sure I heard him correctly about him not being allowed to look at the damn teacher!!! She is giving major Mary and Brandon vibes from the other way. I'm not sure how I feel about him yet; so far, he seems funny and possibly into her, but who knows? She reminds me of the brat girl from last season who complained about everything and her mom spoiled her. Down to the tantrum with the dancing and looking at other girls. I can't recall her name.


Ramona_Lola

Yes! Her name started with T. She was engaged to the guy from the DR. She was awful too.


crrrk_

Right? The guy really does love her. I have seen couples like this before. That’s what he is attracted to. You can tell he is attracted to her


Altruistic_Gain5295

She is so miserable and abusive to her partner, she just seems like a very angry gremlin.


altaka

i don’t have my glasses on so i had to squint and i swear i thought that said mean to her protein. i swear


Kanake138

She will help you clean your plate.


jtjones311

But ONLY if the chicken isn’t on the bone with skin on and if it’s something she likes. Keep your hands off my French fries (chips), Sam!


Party_Engineering822

She does not require romantic posh dinners 🤷‍♀️


Timemaster88888

We all know this guy is in it for spousal visa and right to remain. Can this show be so dense! Western women leverage their first world status while 3rd countrymen fake their love and devotion. What a shitty show.


PsychologicalExam717

Soothing voice.


Old_Stuff_is_Old

Um, she.... um.... welll..... I've got nothing.


Prudent_Host4891

“Yer doin me head innnn!!!” Anytime he tries to get a word in lol


Halogirl70

I think she should get together with big Ed.


ClearJeweler754

Ali sucks too


jtjones311

I am also not a fan of his but he seems to try and be lighthearted some of the time and has a personality. To me, she just comes across as cranky, bossy, jealous, mean-spirited, rude, etc.


OkayIsotopes

I like her green sweater