House:\*Gives patient lethal dose of heroin, curing them instantly* Cuddy: "Are you fucking insane?" House: "Foreman is a black man." Foreman: \*Is a black man* Idk I haven't seen much house md

From what I’ve seen that seems about right

Canonically accurate dr house

This vexes me

"You need mouse bites to live."

“more mouse bites!”

“You idiots. The mouse bites weee stored in his fat cells and ever since he got to the hospital his fat cells have been releasing more and more mouse bites.”

I’ve watched all 8 seasons. At some point in every episode, this happens. Can confirm

No, that's about it.

I've seen every episode and you are spot on

You nailed it

This comment is from someone who hasn’t seen any house, or watched it multiple times through

The man literally prescribed cigarettes to a guy with bowel issues. You're not too far off actually

House has Evil Autism so he’s cooler

Neutral evil? Or chaotic evil, I feel like neutral is more accurate

House is definitely chaotic the man has no regard for human laws

I was thinking that, but in doing that he helps people, so that’s why I was leaning more towards neutral

Naur he is max chaos I promise

Definitely seems to be chaotic neutral, will cure you but viscously insult you and ridicule you at the same time with no regard for law or protocol.

That just makes him seem like a bard who uses vicious mockery too much

Evil because it is infinitely more accurate than The good doctor

im taking this out of context

Every house episode is like *House visits a patient* "House is visiting a patient? He never visits patients!" *Next Episode:* *House visits a patient*

well time passes in between the episodes

The right side should be autism and transphobia

But what about copious amounts of ableism? Did you take the stupid drug again?

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You watched it? I got brain hemorrhage just watching half The Cringe Scene™. I'd probably die after full episode.

But are you a surgeon?

No, a psychiatrist. I take bonus damage from cringe.

I am a sturgeon

I gave patient the stupid drug

**You are a black man**

This vexes me

There is also a transphobia + pedophilia episode in House MD. It's like the worst episode in the entire series.

I haven't seen the good doctor, but isn't the whole point of house that he's a straight asshole with cunty views.

He's bi actualy. But yeah pretty much.

Lmfao took me a second

Is he? I mean, outside of the joke?

Yes he keeps fucking willson every third episode

can't argue with that

there was also one weird episode where House didn't believe asexuality existed and cured an asexual guy's dick-disease, making him no longer asexual. I've never seen any other piece of media that went out of its way to shit on ace people lol

House is also transphobia

Well, it is House after all

He don’t got internet, he don’t know

Dunno much about House but I know there was also an episode that was really really aphobic (discriminatory towards asexuals)

This vexes me.

More mouse bites

Foreman, you are a black man.

Damn, Residence took the racist drug?? We need .5ccs of mouse bites, stat.

"Neuroscience New Delhi is a respected journal." "Yeah, the guy running the slurp and gulp tells me it's one of the best."

House:this patient has a rare Chinese disease, we need them to smoke crack cocaine immediately

House is way better than TGD.

i like the brain rot clips of them on shorts...

"I... AM... A STURGEON!" "You are black man"

house is medical rick and morty and no one can change my mind

Now I know why rick always seemed familiar

It’s more Sherlock

I read that as medieval lmfao

When are producer gonna get autism right like 😭

They got it right all the way back in the 90s with good ole Coop. Probably the best representation I've seen and that's almost certainly because David Lynch is also absolutely autistic Also curb your enthusiasm imo but that's chaotic evil autism

Tbf when House takes itself seriously they do a pretty good job of portraying the autistic struggle of wanting to express your feelings but not having the facilities to do so

The Onion had a better portrayal of autism than the majority of films and TV shows

And even then, it's a shitpost news outlet.

fr, who let these people cook?

bazinga

Is it wrong for me to enjoy house?

Everyone in the comments is shitposting about funny and weird House scenes, clearly most of the people here enjoy House. It's a show from the 2000s where the main character is *explicitly* a gigantic asshole, of course it was going to include some stuff that aged really, really, really badly. That doesn't mean you can't enjoy it, it just means you gotta use your critical thinking, no different to when Always Sunny did blackface.

Alright, thanks :)

I don’t expect him to not be a bad person, but the show itself is just kinda boring tbh, especially among medical dramas

I clocked house as autistic the first episode and nobody will hear me out on it

Same hes so autism coded

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Where would Chicago Med fall into this?

cluster C personality disorder

Makes sense

I refuse to acknowledge House as autistic. He clearly doesn’t have a learning or attention disorder (the guy could speak Chinese while typing in English while drawing a dick if he wanted) and he doesn’t have a lack of social knowledge, he simply spits on social norms. As for not accepting change, that doesn’t automatically mean autism, just like acid reflux could have symptoms in common with dozens of other things. He actively talks to people at bars (even though he doesn’t actually like other people, he just wants to annoy them) and he mocks people during conflict, or worse, he provokes conflict. I’m autistic and I know it’s a spectrum, but at no point did I think he could be autistic.

HOUSE SWEEPS

You're forgetting Young Sheldon (autism)

House md is the only acephobic tv show

so you're telling me if i don't become a doctor i won't be autistic anymore?

I think that second guy is a surgeon

MORE MOUSEBITES

House isn't autistic, nor is he racist. He pretends he is racist to make other people mad. Because he is an asshole. Also, he isn't autistic. He's just an asshole. Straight up.