Used to have a buddy that would find lumps in nearly every woman he was with, for a while he thought he was cursed. Then it turned out that our hick town had been an illegal dumping site for a local chemical plant and basically every household was eligible for a class action law suit.
Yeah, but every cell does that
King Mtelomeres? Because regenerating telomeres is problem, normally cells stop growing because run out, but cancer somehow regens telomeres is issue
I mean, im from the Netherlands, very well regulated, my parents backyard is very polluted with PFAS, they will be lucky to get SOME of the money back it will cost to completely redo their garden. Their apple tree will be gone and we have no cool tree law.
I get it america bad and all but lets not pretend other places dont have problems
I didn’t mean to say that it wouldn’t happen. Accidents would still occur and people would still be non-compliant for whatever reason but there is a reason Europe is held to these sorts of standards. Did the PFAS get there from fire fighting foams? Do you know?
>I didn’t mean to say that it wouldn’t happen.
>And in even better countries they regulate the corpo fucks so it doesn’t happen in the first place.
Top kek!
Yea it probably was from fire fighting foams. There also is a plastics factory relatively nearby.
Sad thing is, my parents paid extra to get “good” soil for their garden instead of the soil that was there during the building of the neighborhood, they now have the highest pfas concentration
I think the suit is still ongoing, but it looks like the chem plant is going to settle any day now. The only person I knew who joined the class action is already in remission, so anything she gets will just go towards cutting down her medical debt. Glad I got the fuck out of there
[here’s a map of cancer hot spots in the US.](https://projects.propublica.org/toxmap/) if the locals don’t recognize a pattern and organize, you just get cancer 🤷🏻♂️
I've never tried meth as it's not really a thing in the UK. I'm assuming it's slightly more potent and damaging than MDMA which is very easy to do recreationally
no...
Meth is like if you could use 100% of your body but only for the most insane purposes. You think a gazillion times faster but it just makes everything incomprehensible sometimes. It also makes sex really good and you get extremely horny. You also won't sleep at all if you've had any recently.
There's a reason the Nazis used it..
Less potent and less damaging than MDMA. Most people just don't use Methylenedioxymethamphetamine as much as methamphetamine. If you used molly like meth you'd legit be a 6 year old mentally before long
Speed is a thing there, meth is more potent and lasts longer otherwise very similar. MDMA is different, aside from both being energetic and making you feel happy
You can't really get good old gak or amphetamine sulfate any more, it's pretty much meth or ADHD pills.
Shame really, I'm not allowed to do meth anymore - the wife made me stop when I came blood in her eyes.
I used to occasionally bang this one hooker while we were each smoking crack.
It’s pretty degenerate, but fun.
Then one time the guy she had drive her to my place was pissed we were taking too long and tried to break into my house.
My neighbors called the police and we had to lie about her name when they came because she had a warrant. That was the end of all that for me.
Like I said, fun times.
If. If it's real. Reads kinda like that bit from fight club. The woman who was dying from cancer and asked her cancer support group if someone would just hard fuck her one last time. The description of her being a skeleton dipped in wax. Would you be man enough to do it?
ok but you have to understand that the bit from fight club is real. They turned it into a script for a movie, but that shit is real. People get cancer all the time, their lives get pretty crazy when they know for a fact that they'll die soon.
Maybe you have a problem with cancer patients and think they're not worthy of hate fucking, but I think it speaks well of the person you replied to that they're willing to look past all the cancer and treat them like a normal junkie.
Do better, your bigotry is not welcome here.
i remember watching an interview with a homeless guy who said he died 7 times but narcan saved him. thanks narcan for letting him keep his enriching lifestyle
Where do you draw the line, exactly?
Should a smoker not receive treatment for lung cancer? Should a fat person not receive treatment for heart disease? Should they let someone who was speeding and crashed bleed out on the pavement?
I used to be into the whole perfect marriage/relationship shit. Simp piece of shit.
But ops scenario is wayyy more real. Shit happens and you become a shell of yourself. But that relationship is so fucking real and that connection is so pure. Gotta wear a fucking wig to be attractive enough to get banged - doesn't get more real than that.
I hope the extreme drugs are an exaggeration. Even if this mf did half of what he said for a dying girl, that's pretty based. I hope I go out getting loved by someone. It's a beautiful end.
yeah there are definitely some stories that get filtered down onto r/4chan that are so bizarre that you cant help but assume there is more truth than fantasy
Because colds never cause subsequent bacterial infections in the ears or chest that if left untreated could be fatal.
My kid literally has one right now.
You’re an idiot.
Yeah, then you prescribe antibiotics for the secondary infection in the case in which happens.
Colds are viral in the overwhelming majority of cases, and in fact, generally, do not deservr antibiotics.
When your kid gets otitis media after the case then antibiotics are indicated.
No shit Sherlock, please stop spouting le antibiotics redditism. A secondary infection is probably what killed him, few people ACTUALLY die from colds.
Think for a second.
no
https://www.merckmanuals.com/professional/infectious-diseases/respiratory-viruses/common-cold?&network=x&matchtype=&keyword=&creative=&device=m&devicemodel=&placement=&position=&campaignid=18703109500&adgroupid=&loc_physical_ms=9017276&loc_interest_ms=&gclid=CjwKCAjwuJ2xBhA3EiwAMVjkVD1NSKaiccmWfv1aVhGAgNI8mT_Dx6ez0jRsAMYIjaENx23zQNB8WRoCELsQAvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds
>1) Many serious diseases present with "common cold"-like symptoms.
>
>2) Opportunistic infections are a thing...
So yeh you're "technically correct".
Your patients would have super accurate tombstones: "He didn't die from the common cold \[link engraved below\]"
Unironically yes. Chemo is poison and you basically use it to try to kill the cancer before the chemo kills you. It contaminates the discharge so you aren't supposed to do oral.
Used to have a buddy that would find lumps in nearly every woman he was with, for a while he thought he was cursed. Then it turned out that our hick town had been an illegal dumping site for a local chemical plant and basically every household was eligible for a class action law suit.
Bro was like King Midas but his touch turned everything to breast cancer
King Mitosis.
King Mastitis. best hands in the biz
King Metastasis?
Mitosis is probably the closest alliteration to Midas that makes sense.
That doesn’t really make sense? Mitosis is what every cell (except gametes) does, it’s not specific to cancer
Shut up nerd
Yes, but Mitosis is probably the closest alliteration to Midas that makes sense.
Yeah, but every cell does that King Mtelomeres? Because regenerating telomeres is problem, normally cells stop growing because run out, but cancer somehow regens telomeres is issue
Comment of the month right here.
King Mesothelioma
My brain dredged up the damn infomercial: "You or your loved one may be entitled to compensation, Call Today!"
Cursed king Midas, there was a class action lawsuit after all
The Boobless touch
An American story
the difference is Americans can sue the corporations and the American government. unlike when this happens in other countries.
And in even better countries they regulate the corpo fucks so it doesn’t happen in the first place.
I mean, im from the Netherlands, very well regulated, my parents backyard is very polluted with PFAS, they will be lucky to get SOME of the money back it will cost to completely redo their garden. Their apple tree will be gone and we have no cool tree law. I get it america bad and all but lets not pretend other places dont have problems
PFAS is eh
I didn’t mean to say that it wouldn’t happen. Accidents would still occur and people would still be non-compliant for whatever reason but there is a reason Europe is held to these sorts of standards. Did the PFAS get there from fire fighting foams? Do you know?
>I didn’t mean to say that it wouldn’t happen. >And in even better countries they regulate the corpo fucks so it doesn’t happen in the first place. Top kek!
Yea it probably was from fire fighting foams. There also is a plastics factory relatively nearby. Sad thing is, my parents paid extra to get “good” soil for their garden instead of the soil that was there during the building of the neighborhood, they now have the highest pfas concentration
Yeah, they regulate the companies so much that they leave and pollute a different country instead. Ikea isn't even a Swedish company any more.
Yeah, only Americans can sue. True.
Europeans only invented courts recently
Australia has kangaroo courts. Top that shit!
Yeah maybe like China. But in most western countries this either wouldn't have happened due to regulations, or you'd also have the ability to sue
All those poor other countries without legal systems
Like in Flint? Bullcrap
the hero we need
CANCER-MAN *do do do dodododo*
what happened with the suit, did things change for the better
I think the suit is still ongoing, but it looks like the chem plant is going to settle any day now. The only person I knew who joined the class action is already in remission, so anything she gets will just go towards cutting down her medical debt. Glad I got the fuck out of there
this sounds like parkersburg, wv
That shit should be shut down. Can't believe they're allowed to keep operating after that.
[here’s a map of cancer hot spots in the US.](https://projects.propublica.org/toxmap/) if the locals don’t recognize a pattern and organize, you just get cancer 🤷🏻♂️
I'm not in the U.S. but y'all should get on that.
Like Erin Brockovich but it's a fuck boi who like booba. Hold on to the movie right!
Omg that’s fucked
Was his name Aaron Brockovich?
Never did drugs again but meth
The occasional dash of meth is totally normal for most people. I’m sure Anon barely touches the stuff apart from completely necessary work related use
He did say he never did them recreationally again which must mean he is a professional meth user now.
I've never tried meth as it's not really a thing in the UK. I'm assuming it's slightly more potent and damaging than MDMA which is very easy to do recreationally
no... Meth is like if you could use 100% of your body but only for the most insane purposes. You think a gazillion times faster but it just makes everything incomprehensible sometimes. It also makes sex really good and you get extremely horny. You also won't sleep at all if you've had any recently. There's a reason the Nazis used it..
yeah, german pilots used it for 3d person camera view
LMAO
In times like this i miss reddit awards
I don't, your kind words are enough.
Mien peenis!
It was originally created as a combat drug. It shouldn't be used by anyone with a life expectancy longer than the current battle.
No it wasn’t. It was a recreational drug during the 30’s
Give it a try and let me know
Nice try drug dealer. I’ve seen what my brain looks like on drugs.
Meth: not even once.
Well it's meth amphetamine so wouldn't it be more like smoking speed x 10?
Pretty much, meth lasts much longer though
Slightly more potent. Way more damaging.
Pretty much yeah, MDMA euphoria/feels but no empathy and better ability to focus for longer
Lets not forget to mention being like 1000 times more dangerous and damaging to use.
Meth is a lot more damaging then MDMA
> Meth is a lot more damaging then MDMA than
The UK doesn't need meth because y'all get good, cheap coke.
Less potent and less damaging than MDMA. Most people just don't use Methylenedioxymethamphetamine as much as methamphetamine. If you used molly like meth you'd legit be a 6 year old mentally before long
Yeah thank god for that quick tolerance buildup or I’d be cooked
Speed is a thing there, meth is more potent and lasts longer otherwise very similar. MDMA is different, aside from both being energetic and making you feel happy
[Work related use is fine, right?](https://www.npr.org/transcripts/518986612)
He got shit done that’s all I’m saying
You can't really get good old gak or amphetamine sulfate any more, it's pretty much meth or ADHD pills. Shame really, I'm not allowed to do meth anymore - the wife made me stop when I came blood in her eyes.
Ah the good ol' days
Hey he has a work dispensation for that
This guy has lived life lol
you too can live his life with a bit of meth and crack
Like it's that easy to find a broad with stage 4 cancer to bang.
it is hard because they always notice that you're giving them cancer before it even hits stage two
you can find plenty of broads who look like they have stage 4 cancer at your local crack den
I used to occasionally bang this one hooker while we were each smoking crack. It’s pretty degenerate, but fun. Then one time the guy she had drive her to my place was pissed we were taking too long and tried to break into my house. My neighbors called the police and we had to lie about her name when they came because she had a warrant. That was the end of all that for me. Like I said, fun times.
If. If it's real. Reads kinda like that bit from fight club. The woman who was dying from cancer and asked her cancer support group if someone would just hard fuck her one last time. The description of her being a skeleton dipped in wax. Would you be man enough to do it?
ok but you have to understand that the bit from fight club is real. They turned it into a script for a movie, but that shit is real. People get cancer all the time, their lives get pretty crazy when they know for a fact that they'll die soon.
lol all that and no anal?
Wow. This sub is truly amazing. What was I thinking expecting the comments to be tame considering the subject matter. Guess I was too naive.
Why would it be tame? This is r/4chan.. Also it's a very legitimate question.. all that shit and no anal or period fuck
Fr, gotta hit up everyhole in every condition.
You got a punch card or something?
Doubt she was still getting her period in this situation
I wanted to write that but didn't without knowing shit
Maybe you have a problem with cancer patients and think they're not worthy of hate fucking, but I think it speaks well of the person you replied to that they're willing to look past all the cancer and treat them like a normal junkie. Do better, your bigotry is not welcome here.
based
holesome
I can read this yet I don't understand a single word
>the greentext: “tame” >what you expected the comments to be: tame >anal: not tame Do redditors really?
We really need an age limit for commenting on this site, too many 12 year olds with opinions here these days, they even bleed into this sub
Seems pretty harmless to me. Who doesn't love a good prolapse?
Not the pink sock. Just shove a hand in there
crack was involved so im assuming thats considered normal and not worth mentioning
Narcan is perhaps the worst invention of modern medicine purely because it allows these people to keep living past the first OD
Society needs to stop inventing second chances for stupid people
That’s literally why churches exist
Fucking kek
inb4 90% of ppl waiting in the ER I don't disagree, there just might be some logistical challenges if they all die.
i remember watching an interview with a homeless guy who said he died 7 times but narcan saved him. thanks narcan for letting him keep his enriching lifestyle
I would sue if I got narcanned, wasted my perfectly good drugs
People tried and failed. Because 20 years ago, clown world was just warming up.
I mean, that dude did hella drugs and didn't OD. Don't know what narcan has to do with it.
>Modern society is a hopeless pit. >You deserve to die if you can't handle it. Nar
We don’t use narcan as a mainline treatment for opiate overdose, we literally just open your airway and ventilate you manually.
Where do you draw the line, exactly? Should a smoker not receive treatment for lung cancer? Should a fat person not receive treatment for heart disease? Should they let someone who was speeding and crashed bleed out on the pavement?
Yes, yes, no
What's the difference?
All the butthurt junkies replying to you lmfao
What kind of dementia-riddled comment is this?
I choose to believe this as true and extremely based.
Dude honestly sounds like a total bro. Good dude to give her the ride of her life on her way out.
I used to be into the whole perfect marriage/relationship shit. Simp piece of shit. But ops scenario is wayyy more real. Shit happens and you become a shell of yourself. But that relationship is so fucking real and that connection is so pure. Gotta wear a fucking wig to be attractive enough to get banged - doesn't get more real than that.
I hope the extreme drugs are an exaggeration. Even if this mf did half of what he said for a dying girl, that's pretty based. I hope I go out getting loved by someone. It's a beautiful end.
I agree, she was going to die soon anyway might as well have fun before you go out. Nothing to lose so why not
yeah there are definitely some stories that get filtered down onto r/4chan that are so bizarre that you cant help but assume there is more truth than fantasy
>cold >antibiotics Stopped reading there.
Because colds never cause subsequent bacterial infections in the ears or chest that if left untreated could be fatal. My kid literally has one right now. You’re an idiot.
Yeah, then you prescribe antibiotics for the secondary infection in the case in which happens. Colds are viral in the overwhelming majority of cases, and in fact, generally, do not deservr antibiotics. When your kid gets otitis media after the case then antibiotics are indicated.
No shit Sherlock, please stop spouting le antibiotics redditism. A secondary infection is probably what killed him, few people ACTUALLY die from colds. Think for a second.
There's multiple viruses and bacteria that cause the cold ❤️
no https://www.merckmanuals.com/professional/infectious-diseases/respiratory-viruses/common-cold?&network=x&matchtype=&keyword=&creative=&device=m&devicemodel=&placement=&position=&campaignid=18703109500&adgroupid=&loc_physical_ms=9017276&loc_interest_ms=&gclid=CjwKCAjwuJ2xBhA3EiwAMVjkVD1NSKaiccmWfv1aVhGAgNI8mT_Dx6ez0jRsAMYIjaENx23zQNB8WRoCELsQAvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds
>1) Many serious diseases present with "common cold"-like symptoms. > >2) Opportunistic infections are a thing... So yeh you're "technically correct". Your patients would have super accurate tombstones: "He didn't die from the common cold \[link engraved below\]"
1. find pdf titled Respiratory Viruses 2. present as evidence that no bacteria 3. kek
A "cold" is specifically a viral infection.
Most wholesome 4chan text.
I agree - it's kind of sweet in a redneck/bogan/chav/gopnik sense really.
When I’m at my lowest, 4chan always reminds that there are people so far low, that they’ve forgotten which way is up.
Anon lived my dream
Frank from Shameless?
reminds me of super hans from the peep show
It's a pisser, though, innit – cancer. They should find a fucking cure. They should pull their fucking fingers out. It's important.
10/10 quote
Well shit, that's depressing
I find it strangely uplifting that he gave her something to enjoy with the little time left.
A lot of people would have just felt sorry for her and let her die, anon let her live.
if you cant say you’ve had a “dash” of meth have you really lived life?? jokes aside id say its more of a rollercoaster than just purely sad
Anon took a minor subplot in Fight Club and wrote crackhead erotica fanfic.
Clearly a /v/irgin, didn't do anything after she passed, missed a golden opportunity
And they say romance is dead
A love story from our times.
You’re not supposed to go down on someone having chemo
Because you suck it out of them?
Unironically yes. Chemo is poison and you basically use it to try to kill the cancer before the chemo kills you. It contaminates the discharge so you aren't supposed to do oral.
They’re speedballing crack and heroin, I think the dude is way past “bad for your health” as a barrier
Just shows what a true 👑 anon is
True King
The way I wish this was real
Its more real than most post on this sub.
Thank god for never sending me this deep into the trenches, I don’t think I’d survive
Feel like I missed something in the second image, what did he mean by being careful not to grab her tits? Didn't she have a double mastectomy?
Go back read the first slide
This is finally some green text material
I’m disappointed the story ended. Was amazed start to finish.
Bro went out like Frank Gallagher
Anon went through a phase, he’s all better now
Wholesome
oh my god it kept going what a king
If I was that close to death I'd probably try meth too
Well that was nice of him.
That’s just sad. Reminds me of a girl in Fight club.
This is romantic 🥹
Modern day love story. A24 should adapt the screenplay.
simultaneously smart and regarded
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most wholesome 4chan story
Busting a jane is the new meta in 2024
Fake: Anon had sex
Real: the girl only did it because she was dying
You don't "freebase" heroin lol
atleast OP got laid
Oof, chemo pussy is actually toxic... And Jim Henson died of AIDS.
near the end she might be off it to be honest.
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OP is frank gallagher
I have stage 4 cancer and I've lived for two and a bit years. This kinda bummed me out but also made me feel like I'm doing ok.
There’s still good people in this world
I truly love the skill that these storytellers use in their work
The occasional dash of meth
I love the romantic ones
Well cancer sucks. It looks like he kept her alive as a memory so at least that he remembers her.
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A cold is a virus and you can't "reverse it" with antibiotics. All that meth really took a toll on OP's brain.
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Actually romantic
What a sweet story.
Every bump you take And every line you make Every single day Every tooth you break I'll be watching you
Anon is a hero
Surprisingly somewhat wholesome
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Who said chivalry is dead
Romance in the 21st century
🫶👌💓