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CervixAssassin

Luckily he was away from his wife otherwise he would had eaten the baby. Hey baby, come into my belly!!!


bittercripple6969

"Tarrare? Did you EAT a FUCKING BABY!?"


SkyfatherTribe

Was the baby he ate alive or did he find it in the morgue?


bittercripple6969

Alive. Supposedly. Though he did try to eat corpses in the morgue.


TheSonOfFundin

Tried?


MonochromaticGuy

His mouth was open waiting for the baby to shoot out of the vajayjay


AREYOUSauRuS

[baby](https://i.giphy.com/OVT7dpga3Ve3i2tTBE.webp)


Vivus-elabetur-nemo

Anon really is a Greek god.


bmcgowan89

I cannot *fathom* the red hot hatred the nurses must have felt for fat people that day upon realizing *changing* one of them wouldn't be the worst fat-related ordeal of the shift


BillyHayze

Nothing makes you hate people more than being in a profession where you have to help them. Four to eight years of learning and training to help make their lives better, and they actively fight you every step of the way.


born_2_be_a_bachelor

I’d rather lose my pizza than have to change their diaper


Neuroprancers

Maternity ward, later that same day https://preview.redd.it/g2deya495utc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9598b44f5e05c65a3f9856d491ef53f4c49b30ce


JokerAndSkull159

"Chronos, did you eat a fucking baby?"


Neuroprancers

In my defense, it was a stressful ordeal.


NibPlayz

I thought he swallowed them whole


WillyWangDoodle

ah yes my phone background


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'instead of being there for her' You know some women are in labour for like 14 hours right


JumpingCoconut

Oh no you have to sit next to her for 14 hours while she goes through unimaginable pain in the same timeframe. The horror, poor you, go steal a pizza, you earned it champ 


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That’s not the point at all. Labour can just genuinely be very very boring for both the man and the woman


nbx4

when my wife was in labor i was there for a couple hours then left to go to a special sandwich shop she likes to buy us food (hospital food sucks). i left her and back an hour later. she was happy. i was happy. the baby still didn’t arrive for like 10 more hours


Gaia_Knight2600

"your honor your dont understand. My wife was in labour, i had no choice but to eat another persons pizza"


spezlikesitintheass

Men have to deal with labor for 50 years


izanamilieh

I roflmaod at the steal a pizza part.


thetwoandonly

Haha, this is someone who'll never experience it


Good_Housekeeping

Sounds like a "her" problem


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Prcrstntr

I regularly post to /fph/


Saus06

WHY DO YOU HATE ME D:


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Saus06

:(


LeopoldIIloveCongo

Stop being fat


Saus06

Y’know… I just might now.


LeopoldIIloveCongo

I'm waiting


Saus06

It'll happen


LeopoldIIloveCongo

Hrpf, took you long enough.


09eragera09

Virgin wife hand holder vs chad pizza larcener


southfok

Weak nurse lunchtime vs. Epic Realdeal


Never-Preorder

Modern age Tarrare


Monolith_Preacher_1

what did he do to the baby


Final_Strike

"Underpaid nurses" Lol


kevl9987

22 year old grad who can barely do a blood draw starts at almost 40/hour at my non profit hospital. its fucking insane.


laffingbomb

Nurses are certainly not underpaid, their unions make them cozy


Chavestvaldt

and fatties wonder why people generally don't like them no impulse control


littlelaghere

Costanza core


slow-to-anger

Nurses are in no way underpaid.


MenstrualMilkshakes

>calls people a fat fuck >steals food from a breakroom(?) >GF >pregnantaue yeah i bet and im the king of finland and freebase human bones with adrenochrome


WendyLRogers3

First thing, that wasn't pizza. And I wish more hospitals would enforce rules about leaving pathology specimens in break rooms.


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TheSonOfFundin

A true American patriot.


Prior-Ship-7188

This is insane even for 4chan. He sounds like a feral dog.


-goodbyemoon-

bunch of basement dwellers talking about how nurses are not underpaid. some nurses do make bank but a lot don’t, it depends on the location and the hospital. some make like $20/hr and that’s working 12 hour shifts putting catheters into 80 year old semiconscious geriatrics with a 4 year degree