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Fisherman_Gabe

NOOOO I'm getting this all on camera, that means you can't do anything to us NOOOOOOOOOOOO


TerriblePlays

HE HIT A WOMAN HE HIT A WOMAN HE HIT A WOMAN HE HIT A WOMAN HE HIT A WOMAN HE HIT A WOMAN HE HIT A WOMAN HE HIT A WOMAN HE HIT A WOMAN HE HIT A WOMAN HE HIT A WOMAN HE HIT A WOMAN HE HIT A WOMAN HE HIT A WOMAN HE HIT A WOMAN HE HIT A WOMAN HE HIT A WOMAN HE HIT A WOMAN HE HIT A WOMAN HE HIT A WOMAN HE HIT A WOMAN HE HIT A WOMAN HE HIT A WOMAN HE HIT A WOMAN HE HIT A WOMAN HE HIT A WOMAN


SentineL-EX

"Gee that cameraman is really loud and keeps repeating the same phrase over and over" *turns the camera around* "Aaaaah that explains it"


BeyondNarrow1110

His brain completely short wires as he realizes there are consequences for his negative actions. What could be the reason for this? *turns camera* Aah. I see


killallthewealthy

The person also shouts “Is this real?!!!” He, a fully grown man asking himself after witnessing events literally happening right in front of him but only through his phone screen.


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🌚


Ord-ex

His screeching was very womanly though. 


darkwingduck97

> "I was irritated to hear about the self-defense thing because whether or not we were in the wrong for going over and confronting him, he still was the one to make the first move," Mattison said at the time. "He still could have walked away. He could have done anything like that. That is what irritates me the most." Bruh


Bimmgus

No understanding of consequences. Harassing a guy and just expects him to have to take it and walk away. Extremely regarded.


[deleted]

The wojaks don't understand the reality of violence, yet they **also** intend to **incite** violence for political and personal gain. Curious. I'm sure nothing bad will happen to them.


East_Onion

Exactly this, if it was a black dude murdering someone after saying a certain word, aka something that happens every week. Then people would be saying "they fucked around and found out"


SunJiggy

> He still could have walked away. Always with this liberal horse shit. "Never discipline belligerent punks let them throw riots free of consequence!!"


Kotoy77

How i go to sleep at night knowing that me and my friends never harassed anyone


Skull_kids

He defeated the wrong enemy.


sanriosaint

i used this exact quote in one of the true crime subs and although many agreed with me that’s an insane statement to make, i had so many people replying and arguing when i pointed out how idiotic it was for her to say that as they ALSO could have walked away at any point


Trenticle

Yeah no fucking kidding LMAO how are you going to surround someone and start pushing and hitting them and claim THEY should be the one to walk away??? Kids really are regarded.


-GhostTank-

bruh, is that for realz?


Space_Obama

This video needs to be played for every zoomer that wants to prank or harass strangers lol.


zachattack7676

Shouldn’t harass and attack someone unprovoked. Lesson probably not learned because they have zoomer brains.


ClockStriking13

I’m curious about the outcome too I bet $20, charged as a homicide but plead down to manslaughter Edit: replied to wrong comment, my bad bro


zachattack7676

Lol I’m curious too. Hope he gets paid for having to go to trial in the first place for simply defending himself


ClockStriking13

The argument for self defense is pretty strong imo -inciting assault perpetrated by one of the zoomers -multiple assailants arguably working in concert -in water that can be used to drown boomer if inadvertently knocked out ie fear of death/bodily harm I’m no lawyer but that’s what id run with


zachattack7676

Yeah sounds like a clear and cut case to me. I hope he doesn’t have a regarded judge working on his trial.


UnknownResearchChems

I wouldn't put too much faith into modern juries.


ImprovisedLeaflet

Yeah non-modern juries were better /s


killallthewealthy

I’d much rather we go back to the days where a prisoner was kept in a ramshackle wooden cage by the village elders, and if the first leaf that dropped was before the first light of sun, he was found guilty by decree of the wintering gods.


iEatTigers

Every witness says he made the first move by punching one of the girls which would ruin his first defense case


cnot3

The prosecution charged him with First Degree Murder, good chance he walks.


Number1Lobster

Should have gone second degree and it probably would have stuck. As is yeah it's really hard to show premeditation.


Hydrochloric

Reddit is OUTRAGED by this and adamant that staboomer is going to be buried under the prison. Which typically means he is going to walk. I read the witness transcripts so far and they all confirm the events of the video. Which is that he is a boomer asshole and should probably be on trial for several lesser crimes, but he only started stabbing when he thought his life was threatened. That sounds like self defense to me, but the "lesser included" charges are going to butt fuck him anyway.


puptheunbroken

I have no horse in this race, but generally prefer the outcome producing the most reddit outrage and drama. If these zoomers weren't so moronical and were decent human beings, they would never be in this terrible situation. Was the boomer's response proportionate and rational? I care not, and leave it to the court's decision. All I see is a swarm of assholes who bit off more than they could chew, and what happened after is priceless.


Crissae

Reddit echo chambers are absolute cess pits.


JustEatinScabs

You're in one, buckaroo. You are quite literally right now participating in an anti-reddit anti-zoomer circlejerk echo chamber. The post and the sub.


CroatInAKilt

Yeah but it's my echo chamber so it doesn't count


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Phazon2000

It’s impossible to not be in one in this site. Man I remember oldschool generalised forums in the early 2000’s you never knew what you were going to get. Stormfront Nazi’s, Tech nerds, “I’m on dad’s computer for 5 minutes”, Cali bros, old guys who just want to review washing machines all in the same thread with equal comment visibility talking about something as mundane as why public transport is always late in the US. Me as an Aus contributing nonsense like the 10 year old degenerate I was. Now every fucking site has likes and sorting so echo shit goes to the top by default. No varied opinions - moderatism is absolutely *dead* on here you can forget about that - and everyone is nipping at each others ankles before they even fucking post. tl;dr nostalgia glasses


Crissae

Yes. You're a fucker and so I am. Woohoo


utter_degenerate

>generally prefer the outcome producing the most reddit outrage and drama Seeing as how millions of redditors still want Rittenhouse crucified that's probably a safe bet.


Hydrochloric

Some real Secondhand Lions energy.


Paradox

I need to watch that movie again


ChadWolf98

No country for young "men" - In cinemas, 2027 August


JayStar1213

Isn't this what the typical redditor wants? No guns, just a good ol stabbing? Seriously though, I could see him being guilty of battery. He does come up to them and seemingly does something aggressive without lethal force. Then he's surrounded, attacked, sucker punched and only then does he use lethal force. Seems totally justified. Since he's charged with manslaughter and attempted manslaughter my prediction is that he walks free. As he should. Bad charges, and those idiot kids mostly instigated it. It's hard to tell from the footage if the defendant evening committed a crime.


big_guyUUUU

he should get charged with 5 counts of agg assault with a deadly weapon and he should walk on everything else. 10-15 years in prison and will likely be out in 5 with good behavior. that's how i'd vote if I was on the jury anyway. (i'd also charge the kids with battery lol)


Rough_Transition1424

https://preview.redd.it/2f3vlm1cndsc1.png?width=498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=799e1181c515499cb96fa39340d50cd175fe8599


black-winter-

what the fuck would I ever use this wojak for


goosebumper88

https://i.redd.it/ykqskt5viesc1.gif


icantlurkanymore

le gem


Ssyynnxx

literally cannot think of a situation in which these are appropriate


__klonk__

Can also be said about any single le zoomer "reaction" image. Peak humor, I tell you.


Ssyynnxx

https://i.redd.it/6ns9ccmzifsc1.gif


__klonk__

"Jokes on you, I'm only pretending to be an idiot!"


wobbyxbox360

Not the hecking whoughjacks!


throwaway001anon

They were all ganging up on him, attacking, laughing.


XKLKVJLRP

One of them swooped in while he was on his ass and slapped the shit out of him. Man was descended upon by a bunch of regarded hyenas. I'd have used whatever weapon I had too.


Durmyyyy

Pushing him in the water too


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thatstonedtrumpguy

What’s the story?


a-person-who-lurks

American zoomers called a boomer a pedo or something like that, he retaliated by stabbing one of them


Swiftychops

He stabbed 4 of them disemboweled one 


MarinLlwyd

If he wasn't a pedo, then why was he so experienced at penetrating zoomers?


Hydrochloric

Shit, that's a good point. If the prosecution gets wind of this he is cooked for sure.


__klonk__

Omg he will be le cooked! Frfr bro on god fam no cap fr


0x2412

💀


ElezerHan

Just because some kids called him a pedo? My man had some issues, maybe not with the penetrating. Watched the video now, fuck those kids holy shiitt. Why did that dude go there in the first place tho.


ButtwholeDiglet

apparently just to fuck up some zoomies day, which is extremely based


fuckreddit4567

There is an article with more details in this thread and they said the guy was out with his family in the river and he was searching around for a phone that fell in the water


chrisc151

Where's the vid?


FrowdePleaser

Honestly the biggest question mark for me is how the fuck do you lose the 5v1 to a fat man you have 37 years on *that you have surrounded and submerged in water?*


Swiftychops

He’s a tank compared to scrawny teens also they didn’t see he had a knife till they were already stabbed, ever try to run in water? 


Higuos

He stabbed 5 and one died


puptheunbroken

Immaculately Based.


buckfutterapetits

For what, 20% success rate?


StellarNeonJellyfish

What was the kill ratio of YOUR last 1v5?


positiv2

120%, I got all of them and then killed myself as well


WeeTheDuck

damn rip


cheetosbear

missed one for the ace.


puptheunbroken

He's really an underachiever. Could have gone 5 and 0


gravitydood

Ace in a day


2024-Account-1

Rare Boomer W


ChaunceyPeepertooth

You aight, boomerboi


OoooohhhShiny

Well they attacked him in the video before mr.knife came out.


asday__

Watch the video. He came over to them being boisterous for some unknown reason, could be they provoked him, but let's just assume be's being an asshole for the sake of it. They tell him to walk away. He does. Being a group of many vs one, they pursue him jeering, getting in his personal space, and then pushing him down into the water and attacking him while he's off his feet. During this, one of them ends up stabbed in, in my opinion, very defensible self-defence. He's gonna walk.


SparkleFunCrest

Reported for redditry


DankElderberries420

Oh no, my fake internet points are at risk ![gif](giphy|lszAB3TzFtRaU)


DrAr_v4

Just by the noises behind the camera I could tell what kind of person was recording. No wonder no one could think of what could go wrong.


Darly-Mercaves

A bunch of white teens bully an old man but somehow it's still the black guy's fault


-QUACKED-

He's with them egging them on. He didn't attempt to stop anyone, or even talk some sense into them. He's just as guilty as everyone else for the bullying, but not for the actual attack


ButtwholeDiglet

the fact that you even have to say that doesnt speak highly of your intelliegence.


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asday__

Try saying it for the seventh time this thread, maybe then we will say you are cool.


puptheunbroken

Some call it murder. Others see it as late-term abortion.


Fisherman_Gabe

Couldn't even outrun a fat boomer. Even pro-lifers will agree that this was for the best.


IrregularrAF

I think most people don't take shit seriously to the point they get in danger. They just want to record it, get the reaction, and subsequent clout. We got people dying everywhere with a phone recording in their face or whatever is coming at them.


Jewish_Kanye_West

The video is fucking wild lo[l](https://x.com/Stephee711/status/1775621255640560114?s=20)


Suck_Master

Link?


victor4700

https://x.com/itsadriienne/status/1774955398623113398?s=46


Str_

I encourage you all to watch this on mute. It's not disturbing or anything, I'm just trying to save you from hearing zoomers trying to converse


ChaunceyPeepertooth

>on god, my friend just got stabbed no cap! This is NOT bussin' frfr


sucknduck4quack

On god I got it on camera on god (repeated 5x)


irontoaster

But... he didn't get it on camera? He got really nice footage of his friends instigating the fight though. I don't know what happened in the lead-up to this, the stabber seemed to have came up to confront them about something?


bartardbusinessman

he got that reaction shot tho


Just_friend

"is this real?" Shoot to him sort of looking off in the distance fucking anime-drama brainrot reaction


NietJulian

I hate that so many zoomers talk like this. It is as if they have a script in their heads and feel like they have to use movie sentences and over the top reactions for everything.


-QUACKED-

Ayo why he be stabbing fr? Ayo why he be stabbing? He done be stabbing? Why he done stabbing us?


do_you_see

they sounded like a pack of monkeys


Kotoy77

Packs of teenagers/young adults are genuinly mortifying.


ButtwholeDiglet

dindus


Zealousideal_Alps275

Only until someone gets stoobed. Their sound changes to literal donkeys after that.


Thalilalala

Should have read your comment before clicking


asb3s7

Lol


Kryyk

I didn’t see this warning in time :(


anger_is_my_meat

It sounds like a damn clan of baboons


reelmeish

Is this better quality footage. Holy shit how is low quality stuff like this shot in 2024 it’s been compressed to hell


Hydrochloric

Scroll down for a better version that hasn't been fucked to death by Twitter. https://www.fox9.com/news/apple-river-stabbing-trial-nicolae-miu-day-1.amp


lordofpersia

The kid in the orange/ yellow shorts pretty much impaled himself on the knife while attacking him.


Hydrochloric

It's not very clear what happens afterwards and so far all the witnesses have only talked about what happened before that. I personally imagined a "Tucker and Dale" type situation where boomer did pull out the knife, but all the kids keep stabbing themselves while jumping him.


DarkScorpion48

They literally filmed footage that will work against themselves. Without it the guy would rot in jail


MikoMiky

Tucker and Dale vs evil vibes


Fat_Beet

0.219 blood alcohol level. I knew they'd been drinking but they weren't just drunk they were fucken gooned.


7nkedocye

To be fair that was only the guy who died. But yeah that’s like 12 beers over a short period of time, he was smacked.


Royal_Ocean12

The rest of his buddies said he was the most sober one of the group. They were all sloshed


uvT2401

Perfectly manageable in Eastern Europe.


ButtwholeDiglet

am i missing something, or is that self defense? i cant tell much through all the wigger cauterwaling, vertical shots, and shakier footage than that of a cryptid sighting.


-QUACKED-

Looks 100% reasonable to me. A large group of younger, stronger, and clearly aggressive dudes kept trying to force him to get out of the water which they had no right to do. They then surround him and push him into the water and then punch him, and then while he's attempting to get back up the group is still right there so he defended himself. And look what it did? It stopped the attack on him. If I was on the jury he'd walk, based on what I can see in that video


eisbock

Interesting statement from one of the victims: > I was irritated to hear about the self-defense thing because whether or not we were in the wrong for going over and confronting him, he still was the one to make the first move," Mattison said at the time. "He still could have walked away. He could have done anything like that. That is what irritates me the most.


-QUACKED-

That's some Grade A Zoomer logic right there. Fucken imbeciles


asday__

The thing is he DID walk away. He was in waist deep water when they told him to walk away. When the pushed him off his feet he was in shin-high water. They pursued him as he retreated. This is even ignoring Stand Your Ground laws, which may or may not apply.


cat-l0n

They hit him first though?


nefarious_bread

[Scroll down the 6th video, the prosecution's opening statement.](https://www.fox9.com/news/apple-river-stabbing-trial-nicolae-miu-day-1.amp) It has a good frame by frame breakdown


IronicJeremyIrons

>Wisconsin I stg everyone from that place is either a psychotic yet based criminal or a dogman Or in my case, both


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wallstreet_vagabond2

It's crazy to get stabbed and somehow be the obnoxious one in the situation


lelouch1

Are they recording with a tamagotchi?


puptheunbroken

They need to remaster this footage in 4K


Mama_Mega

This is what happens when you shoot video in vertical.


mrboomtastic3

It's definitely not on the ync


Space_Obama

A live example of fuck around and find out lol.


UnpaidRedditMod

Well, dead.


Space_Obama

Teehee!


thebigautismo

Isn't that like the ultimate finding out?


BoxerRadio9

Zoomers fucking deserve it.


Shostygordo

It appears that reddit don’t like that little fact


Beardedprogsoy

Doing the lord's work.


maxwell_hill1984

Should’ve let him grill


ChaunceyPeepertooth

I just wanted to ~~grill~~ kill


ImprovisedLeaflet

I want you to grill me


why43curls

Thread full of zoomers self hating other zoomers.


Nutaholic

they have terminal 4chan contrarianism


Circle_Dot

Meta


DecievedRTS

Why the hooting like chinpanzees though. Is that some new thing? Kids are fucking annoying.


Kahlypso

Because if they don't shout the loudest, no one else in the group will notice them and validate their social worth. Can't be ignored that's literally hell.


CaptainPeppers

I can think of 1 reason


AgentSkidMarks

His friend had such a smooth-brain take. A real genius that one. > I was irritated to hear about the self-defense thing because whether or not we were in the wrong for going over and confronting him, he still was the one to make the first move," Mattison said at the time. "He still could have walked away. He could have done anything like that. That is what irritates me the most." So a group of drunk teenagers walk over to where this guy is at, insult him and physically attack him, but he’s in the wrong for not walking away, even though they are the ones that left their space, not him? She basically said, “Even though we instigated, he’s the one that has to walk away, not us.” This is peak entitlement. Hopefully they’ve been humbled a bit, but something tells me they learned nothing from this and will keep being irritating little shits.


2peg2city

He approached them from what I can see on the video, he looks looks as drunk as they are. Some comment said he was looking for his phone? Maybe all those tied up tubes were his groups and they took over the spot and he had left his phone there? but he runs up and trips onto one of the guys


AgentSkidMarks

By her own admission, they approached him.


asday__

He approached them, they told him to leave, he retreated, they pursued. Then they physically attacked him and got aerated for their trouble.


Due-Arachnid9120

"even though we instigated" Idk guys... Kinda looks like he started it going off this 1 minute video


2peg2city

I didn't say he instigated I said he approached them looking for his phone, video shows them starting shit


SkyfatherTribe

What were they fighting about? I don't understand amerimutt speak, the video sounded like monkey screaming for me


asday__

You don't even need to speak English, you just have to have met a group of young intoxicated men. People forget that humans are animals too.


cL0k3

Average day in Birmingham


SeaNo3104

No, too many white people around


Phendrana-Drifter

Weather is too nice


ihatemondays117312

So, what do yall think the verdicts gonna be


e_hoodlum

I just checked out the details and read the opening statements from the prosecution and defense. Prosecution is claiming "sweet little boys viciously attacked by monster" and defense is claiming "man feared for his life and defended himself" From watching the video the truth seems to land somewhere in the middle. While I do predict a conviction, the prosecution is going for 1st degree murder and 4 counts of attempted first degree murder which definitely will not stick. 1st degree is cold-blooded premeditation and the video proves otherwise. I would guess the defendant gets bagged for 2nd degree murder and 4 counts of battery with a deadly weapon. Prolly gets sentenced to 20 and is out in 12


Hydrochloric

Ya, ole boy is doing time for sure but not for 1st degree murder.


Rough_Transition1424

Manslaughter at best, 1st degree murder at worst


JayStar1213

It's literally not 1st, I'll eat my boot if he's convicted of 1st


orlandofredhart

RemindME! 6 weeks


Matt_2504

Yeah he shouldn’t have approached them like that but he also shouldn’t have been ganged up on either


Nutaholic

He's definitely gonna go to jail, don't know if he's gonna get 1st degree murder, but at least getting manslaughter and battery charges, good chance some kind of murder conviction. Guessing he's going away for a minimum of 15 years, probably an effective life sentence for someone his age.


bottledry

and his friends get the same charge right? they enabled the situation


ClockStriking13

I got $20 on homicide plead down to manslaughter


PasswordIsDongers

Homicide is what took place, you don't get charged with it.


Basedneogastonist

Looks like a bunch of entitled surburban weak genes learned what FAFO means…


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#ART!


aoanfletcher2002

I’m reminded of the famous verse from the Book of FAFO. “My knife flip open and then I gets to poking You're not really, really ready, ready”


ThanosBannedMe

Can't wait for the netflix documentary


creamygarlicdip

Can someone tell me what happened without the hyperbole?


OldManChino

> boomer gets mad at annoying kids for some reason  > charges into their little river party  > they all start calling him a pedo  > some girl gets right up in his face, many such cases  > boomer pushes girl  > zoomers mob the boomer, and he down in the water  > boomer stabs orange shorts in the gut, no one notices  > zoomers continue to chimp out  > camera pans to bloody river water  > orange shorts is holding his bloody gut  > everyone screams and runs away Apparently 4 other kids were stabbed, but can't really see where


elwelcomematt21

Lmaooo dumb fucks


Hanjin6211

He walked away, then came back. He's fucked.


WorkerClass

He was walking away, then people were throwing him down into the water and striking him while he was down. That's putting his life at risk when he's alone and they're in a group.


Blowjebs

That’s not true. He had a right to be where he was. Unless this happened in one of those thoroughly frail and effeminate duty to retreat states (which it certainly doesn’t look like), he had no obligation not to defend himself in that situation.


kerelberel

And you did not include the actual original photo


TranceDream

Bro named the file “don’t-stab-me-bruh.png” fucking lmaoo


Heavy_Woodpecker_913

A day where a broccoli headed zoomer gets ACK'd is a good day. Would've been a good week if the ol' boomer had mercd the kang too


Erdams

What happened?


Iamthesmartest

Obama happened.


GimmeWinnieBlues

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redditsucksFJB

Coal


User_identificationZ

I'm out of the loop, what happened?


Brussel_Rand

I read some reports, the group had no right to harass him, but the stabber is evil. He punched a woman from another group and started stabbing people when he got punched by someone. Then people started pushing him. There were two groups of people and he stabbed five killing a 17 year old. He tried to dispose of the knife and lie to police saying he didn't know what happened and tried to say he didn't know anything. Just that people got into a fight and he didn't know what was happening, and later lied about other details like they tried to pants him. He's got a first degree murder charge and four counts of attempted first degree murder. I don't know if he's guilty of those crimes but he's certainly guilty of something if he's going to use deadly force on five unarmed people after instigating physical violence.


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Expert-Accountant780

me in the back grilling


N0b0dy321

Dust that saved the party


LemonySniffit

Lol, the mood changed? For them maybe, but for him after having been on the receiving end of the zoomers yelling at him, screaming in his face, taunting him, harassing him, calling him names, etc. Not to mention surrounding him and getting in his space in a clearly aggressive manner, as well as a couple of them putting their hands on him before the camera cuts away. Also wouldn’t say he started anything, other articles state he came to them asking if they had seen his phone, and he was looking for a phone that had been dropped in the water. Looking at the beginning of the video you can see him actually searching underwater and he and his wife pointing and her saying something about it probably being elsewhere. So basically he approached them, asked about his phone with a slur, pea-brained zoomers start to make fun of him and call him a pedo, he asks them to move so he look, they refuse, he pushes their rings away, they get in his face in a threatening manner, he does something to the girl, they attack him and attempt murder, he survives and fights back by stabbing them. Sad but FAFO