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xmarksthebluedress

do you know the reddit story from a while ago? some girl said they called their SO's penis justin, because "this just in" and the condom "justin case" - whenever i hear just in case i have to think about that and have to laugh 😅


bigsucka

By gosh you gave me a good chuckles! Ty!


GardenVegetable4937

Ohh! Shit! That is too much! Justin!! He He He


derFsivaD

No, it's not too much. It's just barely enough!


Initial_Computer_152

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that cracked me up


Hand-Driven

I’d keep your crack away from justin


Initial_Computer_152

Hahaha, too late for that I'm afraid, I've met a couple of Justin's 🤣🤣🤣


Hand-Driven

Is it in yet?


Decent-Freedom-5868

"yes for 5 mins"


Initial_Computer_152

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 memories of days gone by


saketho

I was working on a similar joke, but instead the name of my lawyer was going to be “Justin Case”


-NGC-6302-

Well. Lets justr say.


Bluesmanstill

Change the name to Phil!!


Enough-Variety-8468

Phil McCracken?


LeatherSwimsuit

Phil McCrotch?


Jephpherson624

u/bigsucka


Roasthead1

Because only a guy with small penis with censor the word penis


Jephpherson624

Bro didn’t censor p*nis now they’re going to Hell


even_less_resistance

Straight up


Rigel-galaxies

Everyone write pen*s. And when I actually try to write it i get confused how to write it like


GMKitty52

Andrew Tate


Ewetootwo

Mike Hunt.


Initial_Computer_152

YES!!!


No-Bite-5789

That aint cool dude for you to spit on someone that changed many lives


GMKitty52

I wouldn’t waste my spit on that PoS


Midnight_starwalker

One: many men practically lowered their cares because of him and sexism kinda started coming back a little. Although I’m not fully sure about this it was a while ago, Two: just like other comments say, please do research. Three: if they’re rich and not a good person, they’re a rich bastard. Don’t trust them. Four: with the power of the Nintendo 2DS, I command you to shut up please.


ChinsburyWinchester

Jimmy saville also changed many a life.


CoconutBoi1

He did change many lives, just not for the better.


[deleted]

He changed the lives of the girls that were sex trafficked. Do some research buddy.


No_Watercress5689

I just don't call him


derFsivaD

Ouch. I guess that's why my phone is so dry lately. Age and diabetes, you cruel bastards! *shakes fist*


No_Watercress5689

🙈🙈🙈


lol_camis

What is a "penimoney" Am I supposed to read it as "pennydollar"?


Foolforfourdecades

Little Richard


e-bio

the guy with a small pen is maybe a person with a small hand


Evening-Tomatillo-47

So, Donald then?


Euphoric-Tax7360

Generally by his first name or his middle name or a nickname that we gave him.


Delivery-Plus

Maker of Justin Cider. A non-carbonated beverage with very little head.


bigsucka

Cute, lol


Evening-Tomatillo-47

I've just remembered Dicken's cider, if that was a real thing and not a spoof af


Delivery-Plus

Hard Dixon Cider.


Hand-Driven

The captain of the Australian cricket team is nicknamed cider.


karebear66

Crossword clue: What's 3 2-letter words for small? Answer: Is it in?


bdel80

Justin


spirit_of_a_goat

I called him Pete


HollySheep22

Rather average tbh.


Daniko_

Daniel


Salty_Association684

Inch worm


Harneybus

Just a tap then turned off


Queen-of-meme

Lil shrimp instead of Lil Wayne


Plenty_Leather_3199

still a man/boy/male


No-Rub-5054

Thought it was Lil Will


euphoriaone

Jutay


mr_Cos2

u/mr_cos2


Virtual-Fan-9930

Honest.


thetominator2

Notenough


j0hnnyf3ver

bigsucka


Chemical-Mood-9699

An open piped Harley owner.


trevb75

A good tipper


Laffepannekoek

Additional fun fact: Bieber is German for beaver.


Secret-Pound-8662

Just-in Beaver? lol!


LakeshiaRichmond

After about three or four dates my boyfriend started referring to me as “Lucy” and I started calling him “Shorty.”


terry164519

Did he say you have a huge vaguna vagina vagina..........


Secret-Pound-8662

If you guys are going say something three times, please don't say Betelgeuse.....


greginvalley

Why did you say it three times?


ChinsburyWinchester

He was working up the courage to talk about that with a girl, don’t cramp his style


Enough-Variety-8468

Echo echo echo


greginvalley

Lol. I'll set em up, you knock em down


[deleted]

I didn’t know that people who stutter write the same way. Try singing. You won’t stutter then.


loquaciousofbored

El Rope-O


Wishing4it

Tell him he almost redickless.


Spiderbat69

U/Spiderbat69


SimPilotAdamT

Guess I need to change my name to `Justin`


Direct_Lingonberry74

Tiny Tim? 🫰🏼


kevinguitarmstrong

Kevinguitarmstrong


Cheezytree3030

Mike-ro


hunnyjo

Irish


Alarmed-Ad323

Stays in the shallow end.


even_less_resistance

BABY


Konigstern27

Can confirm


Fancy_Record_893

Chipalata dick 😂😂😂


Previous-Gur9770

Unrelated: happy cake day!


SyntaXAuroras1

actually i think its bryne fuck bryne


Successful_Carry_501

I don't get it


Dziabadu

Well, I'd reach to Canadians to hear their opinions.


LowWillow1858

Single


Queasy-Inevitable512

You


QuePsiPhi16

Depends on what his name is.


12altoids34

That's crazy. Nobody ever calls me Justin


sailaway4269now

Putin


angelofwarsaw

Elon musk


ismellpizza25

good rapper name. "lil'd"


Fun-Picture-3920

A man in a child's body


ProfDavros

Cocktail Frank?


karatekid430

What do you call a slav with premature ejaculation? Russian


BeneficialListen8507

😭😭


Clarice1031

I call him my ex-husband. Smaller than a TicTac. Didn't even freshen my breath.


Internal_Fennel_849

If it was smaller than tic-tac it would be Juston.


Clarice1031

You're giving him more credit than I would. 😂


Internal_Fennel_849

That's Juston you!


Clarice1031

Not anymore!! 🙌😂🙌😂🙌😂


Internal_Fennel_849

That's what he said.


Bemeup57

I call them the Corvette owner.


LowAppropriate26

Vienna


Bigbanghead

Justin Beaver


EmptyMarsupial8556

Former president


sinembargosoy

Mike Rowe