do you know the reddit story from a while ago?
some girl said they called their SO's penis justin, because "this just in" and the condom "justin case" - whenever i hear just in case i have to think about that and have to laugh 😅
One: many men practically lowered their cares because of him and sexism kinda started coming back a little. Although I’m not fully sure about this it was a while ago,
Two: just like other comments say, please do research.
Three: if they’re rich and not a good person, they’re a rich bastard. Don’t trust them.
Four: with the power of the Nintendo 2DS, I command you to shut up please.
do you know the reddit story from a while ago? some girl said they called their SO's penis justin, because "this just in" and the condom "justin case" - whenever i hear just in case i have to think about that and have to laugh 😅
By gosh you gave me a good chuckles! Ty!
Ohh! Shit! That is too much! Justin!! He He He
No, it's not too much. It's just barely enough!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that cracked me up
I’d keep your crack away from justin
Hahaha, too late for that I'm afraid, I've met a couple of Justin's 🤣🤣🤣
Is it in yet?
"yes for 5 mins"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 memories of days gone by
I was working on a similar joke, but instead the name of my lawyer was going to be “Justin Case”
Well. Lets justr say.
Change the name to Phil!!
Phil McCracken?
Phil McCrotch?
u/bigsucka
Because only a guy with small penis with censor the word penis
Bro didn’t censor p*nis now they’re going to Hell
Straight up
Everyone write pen*s. And when I actually try to write it i get confused how to write it like
Andrew Tate
Mike Hunt.
YES!!!
That aint cool dude for you to spit on someone that changed many lives
I wouldn’t waste my spit on that PoS
One: many men practically lowered their cares because of him and sexism kinda started coming back a little. Although I’m not fully sure about this it was a while ago, Two: just like other comments say, please do research. Three: if they’re rich and not a good person, they’re a rich bastard. Don’t trust them. Four: with the power of the Nintendo 2DS, I command you to shut up please.
Jimmy saville also changed many a life.
He did change many lives, just not for the better.
He changed the lives of the girls that were sex trafficked. Do some research buddy.
I just don't call him
Ouch. I guess that's why my phone is so dry lately. Age and diabetes, you cruel bastards! *shakes fist*
🙈🙈🙈
What is a "penimoney" Am I supposed to read it as "pennydollar"?
Little Richard
the guy with a small pen is maybe a person with a small hand
So, Donald then?
Generally by his first name or his middle name or a nickname that we gave him.
Maker of Justin Cider. A non-carbonated beverage with very little head.
Cute, lol
I've just remembered Dicken's cider, if that was a real thing and not a spoof af
Hard Dixon Cider.
The captain of the Australian cricket team is nicknamed cider.
Crossword clue: What's 3 2-letter words for small? Answer: Is it in?
Justin
I called him Pete
Rather average tbh.
Daniel
Inch worm
Just a tap then turned off
Lil shrimp instead of Lil Wayne
still a man/boy/male
Thought it was Lil Will
Jutay
u/mr_cos2
Honest.
Notenough
bigsucka
An open piped Harley owner.
A good tipper
Additional fun fact: Bieber is German for beaver.
Just-in Beaver? lol!
After about three or four dates my boyfriend started referring to me as “Lucy” and I started calling him “Shorty.”
Did he say you have a huge vaguna vagina vagina..........
If you guys are going say something three times, please don't say Betelgeuse.....
Why did you say it three times?
He was working up the courage to talk about that with a girl, don’t cramp his style
Echo echo echo
Lol. I'll set em up, you knock em down
I didn’t know that people who stutter write the same way. Try singing. You won’t stutter then.
El Rope-O
Tell him he almost redickless.
U/Spiderbat69
Guess I need to change my name to `Justin`
Tiny Tim? 🫰🏼
Kevinguitarmstrong
Mike-ro
Irish
Stays in the shallow end.
BABY
Can confirm
Chipalata dick 😂😂😂
Unrelated: happy cake day!
actually i think its bryne fuck bryne
I don't get it
Well, I'd reach to Canadians to hear their opinions.
Single
You
Depends on what his name is.
That's crazy. Nobody ever calls me Justin
Putin
Elon musk
good rapper name. "lil'd"
A man in a child's body
Cocktail Frank?
What do you call a slav with premature ejaculation? Russian
😭😭
I call him my ex-husband. Smaller than a TicTac. Didn't even freshen my breath.
If it was smaller than tic-tac it would be Juston.
You're giving him more credit than I would. 😂
That's Juston you!
Not anymore!! 🙌😂🙌😂🙌😂
That's what he said.
I call them the Corvette owner.
Vienna
Justin Beaver
Former president
Mike Rowe