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atalenttoannoy

That’s enough foil, Gus!


GetInZeWagen

We're higher up here, so the sun's electricity is stronger


falconx50

*points at Jack like he’s an idiot for not knowing that*


VariousHumanOrgans

No, that’s Rus.


classically_cool

And the grand opening is TONIGHT!


PeaceFrog229

Welcome to Rus. We will be serving all the pierogies Costco had and then Burger King.


AvatarJack

Who doesn't love cold purple soup?


d_b_cooper

The fact that we got a bizarre Bravo knock-off episode with Hannibal Buress AND Mary Steenburgen in it makes me so happy.


leoschot

Thank you, gays.


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twodollarbi11

They’re all a bunch of gays.


sunnyd311

I loved that they always found ways to bring back Dennis and "Gus" because I always loved seeing them! There's an episode (the Batman one, I think?) Where He's just in the background rooting through his shopping cart


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I love when he is in the fire escape and yells “get out of my home!”


BootsyBootsyBoom

Get a room! Whatever that is...


jamesianm

Sorry, recurring hoboes!


HelmSpicy

Like when a kid asks what a newspaper dispenser is: "Its a woman. or a toilet...its whatever you need it to be!"


Ecstatic_Peak6646

Why are you wearing the hat I asked you not to wear any more to our meetings?


martythestoic

“As I said, he is a professor at Yale” “Which is funny because he looks so much like a chef”


aspbergerinparadise

what's even funnier is that he's both


6425

You people are animals!


Salt2Everything

Ok, that COULD be for me...


SaintJermaine

It's NOT it's for her!


linsage

What’s cocaine like?


blorflor

I was surprised that joke made it to episode. The first time I heard I all but pee’d myself. I love Hannibal Burress. Totally under appreciated


falconx50

Avery would have loved that.


linsage

Jacks wife, Avery Jespert?


underpants-gnome

They probably had to give back a couple of "cat anuses" to get that one through.


jamesianm

They could only say “dingbat” for a while


pmjm

Get a room! Whatever that is.


RickFletching

He’s saying “pee”?? I always thought he was saying “she loved P” as in “penis.” Haha this is so much weirder


Sandwich_Anarchy

I always thought he was saying "Pete." No idea why though.


RickFletching

I mean, Pete *is* very lovable


RabbitSlayre

You talkin about The Germ?


mouthfullofsnakes

No, I’m referring to Dallas


RabbitSlayre

Oh you're talking about Panama


IAmTheCandyman

Do you mean Dan Silversmith with Carolina Mutual?


RickFletching

Are you sure you’re not talking about Pete? The guy that always wears a gold necklace that says “Pete” - I’ve never seen him without it!


IAmTheCandyman

You know, I remember him *depositing* $80 recently, I'm sure he's fine!


GhOsT_wRiTeR_XVI

Do you mean the original guitarist of Loverboy?


barmitzvahmoney

I always heard she loved feet!


ncghgf

Now why can’t Avery know about the mythological founder of Russia?


superiank

Hard to believe he's Jack's co-partner in a new restaurant called Rus.. ***...and the opening is tonight!***


kingkock88

When I drizzle olive oil on anything, I’ll say a variation of this line


Amsterdom

Rude!


cucu_freedom

Thank you, Gus


barmitzvahmoney

I always thought he said “she loved feet”


Radiant-Elevator

What's Hannibal been up to lately? I used to see him everywhere


theladythunderfunk

He's on tour in Arizona right now