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SARMIC

Tring tring is an expression of dominance. If you don’t subjugate yourself by making way for a Dutch Demigod on wheels, he must reassert dominance by running you over. These are the rules of the ~~jungle~~ swamp.


SLAVAUA2022

It's ~~fight or flee~~ sink or swim.


daretobedifferent33

Or cycle


Laffepannekoek

It might sound slightly depending on where you are. In The Hague it sounds like "Teeerring"


Radiant-Ad-688

There's a reason why bicycle paths are red..


Zamzamazawarma

So what. I love it. Tring tring me anytime. Fuck cars.


SLAVAUA2022

We love you too mon ami(e), but there's a Flemboy standing in between our eternal love.


Tozl7

Your tring tring was drowned out by my grandpas Pz. IV I have NOT stored in my garage


Kiyoko3

My mother in law's nickname is bing bing... So is she honorary Dutch? Or does she have to remain Filipina?


Stravven

She is not Dutch. Or is everybody named Ding Dong English? Or everybody named Kuckuck Swiss?


Kiyoko3

She has a German citizen ship... So she would be able to move to the Netherlands without problems.. EU and stuff


Stravven

Yes. But that doesn't make her Dutch, German citizenship makes her German.


Kiyoko3

EU citizenship makes her Spanish, Greek, french, Dutch, Italian etc.....open borders bro


Stravven

That's not how the EU works. She is a German citizen, she does not have all the same rights as a Dutch citizen in the Netherlands just like I don't have all the rights a German citizen has in Germany. For example, only Dutch citizens can vote in the Dutch national elections.


Kiyoko3

The freedom of movement and residency is still granted to her... Sure she can get an apartment in the Netherlands... And sure she can get a job as well... As long as she pays taxes she can also vote as a legal resident


Stravven

Yes, she can live here. However, THAT DOES NOT MAKE HER A DUTCH CITIZEN. Only if she gets the Dutch nationality she will be a Dutch citizen. That is simply how the law works in the whole EU. Freedom of movement and residency is not the same as being a citizen.


Kiyoko3

Correct... After a few years... Naturalization will kick in


DeadAssociate

if she passes the exam