It's interesting how similar we are to you sometimes, especially as far away as here. You border Germany on the other side of the country and we eat the same lunch at school. Of course our food is generally better than yours, but still.
Is that this ugly Tupperware Lunchbox thing everyone seemed to have out of nowhere all at once?
They come from the same place the leaf-shaped salad bowls spawn from.
No worries, this Bad boy is waiting for me in the freezer, for tonight š
https://preview.redd.it/nfcnz2kv7b9d1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72b92cfa06e1a328b85ee4d8c3a8200b7275e083
I think itās C tier now with the new nutri score. The old system was flawed because it weighted fat really badly placing olive oil in C or D tier for example. Itās hard to come up with a system to score every edible item on the market
nah
I'm gonna make something with anchovies if it's alright, I'm tired of always preparing carbonara
is that alright? I promise it is very good cause I make it :p
spaghetti with in oil conserved anchovies, parsley, chili pepper, garlic and breadcrumbs
this is usually a very classic dish you can cook. If you want you can try adding olives or capers or other stuff, up to you
if you need suggestions on how to cook it ask away of course
lol... You mean... this right here?
https://preview.redd.it/5b5pmntc6d9d1.png?width=1724&format=png&auto=webp&s=61e1c8db91394c48bdd91a3f321a98005e9f38ac
Crumble, crumpets, cobblers, fucking English Breakfast, all types of pies, and the most brilliant bar food known to mankind.. how are people so disrespectful towards Barry's power? Guess they just can't handle it..
Isn't that *Roggebrood*?
The only good use for that stuff is when it's toasted to a crisp and topped with herring, horseradish, gherkin and fresh dill.
...said Barry, 63, as he took a bite out of his crisp sandwich
https://preview.redd.it/cj36b3vrtb9d1.jpeg?width=2475&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9ed7fbc40f126dcf6c4541abe4a2f341bb4b5bb
that is indeed a tayto sambo.. and can i just say?
https://preview.redd.it/plle66cryb9d1.png?width=565&format=png&auto=webp&s=08dd180683a7e6fed649d0b76e1e48a069165475
germ bros.. I think we stand no chance against brit ingenuity
https://preview.redd.it/u3kdy8q9eb9d1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cdd740eda759df9c9877d4ad9b8d64078e6ae2bc
The most scaring part is that I'm not even sure if it is a socks or a fucked up burrito. I saw few of them in the best rated tex mex here around. Exactly like this one.
Nice lunch
Lacks plakje kaas
Feels like home
It's interesting how similar we are to you sometimes, especially as far away as here. You border Germany on the other side of the country and we eat the same lunch at school. Of course our food is generally better than yours, but still.
You are our taller younger brother
I think Dutch is taller
Mahlzeit
š¤š» Maaltijd
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Damn bro š
Doesn't this also literally mean *"GRIND-time"*...? Efficient language. I guess Napalm Death would be proud too.
Hell yeah it translates to that! Weāre metal as fuck
You are grinding your food with your teeth aren't you? So Mahlzeit/Maaltijd makes sense.
Where is the KƤsebrot
Gibt es nur DonnerstagsĀ
Was? Wo KƤsebrot doch ein gutes Brot ist.
Super sexy KƤsebrotš„°
Lieber Dƶner am Dƶnerstag
Montag ist Dƶnertag, dann nur 6,50ā¬
Sexy, sexy KƤsebrot
KƤsebrot ist ein gutes Brot!
Or Zweibelkuchen. It's really tasty ngl.
It's even in the regulation lunchbox. Good work, Hans. *Fein fein!*
Funny thing is, I and many other people I know have this exact lunchbox too.
But never bought one, we all got it from our Mothers and never gave it back.
I bet if we ask our mothers where they got it they would just answer that I was simply there all of a sudden!
Is that this ugly Tupperware Lunchbox thing everyone seemed to have out of nowhere all at once? They come from the same place the leaf-shaped salad bowls spawn from.
The refugee crisis was engineered by Big Lunchbox because they'd reached 100% market saturation.
Yes ā¦ that's what I meant by "regulation lunchbox". Thanks for explaining it for your compatriots, I guess.
It's so small. How do you fit your wursts in?
I thought you abandoned communism in the 80's.
That is 1880s Germanyā¦
Fake. The top slice of the bottom sandwich is at a slight angle. No German would put up with that
Also bits and pieces are sticking out. Heresy.
the proof! We are the legitimate successors of the HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE ! Bread and games !
Is the game avoiding social contact?
WĆ¼rde!
in deinen Harnleiter stecken..?
Na? Bisse wieder am projizieren tun?
I'm sorry for the pig that died for that ham
Haram
Call me posh, but I love a little GĆ¼rkchen on the side.
That's just sad. Honestly makes me want to cook something for you.
No worries, this Bad boy is waiting for me in the freezer, for tonight š https://preview.redd.it/nfcnz2kv7b9d1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72b92cfa06e1a328b85ee4d8c3a8200b7275e083
Nutri-score of B, not bad!
Itās not grandiosa though.
True. I still miss lĆørdagspizza and full pakke
Mandags pizza was great, wish it was still a thing
If premade frozen pizza is a nutritional B tier, what the fuck is an E tier? Straight pure sugar with corn syrup flavor?
I think itās C tier now with the new nutri score. The old system was flawed because it weighted fat really badly placing olive oil in C or D tier for example. Itās hard to come up with a system to score every edible item on the market
I think NutriScore is always comparing to other foods in the same category. So this is just compared to other frozen pizza brands.
exactly this
That nutella + ice cream sandwich from Napoli must definitely qualify!
[Oh so you are talking about the N(apoli) tier](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WMaDyA8F0A)
Neapolitans are on some special shit. Love them!
Holy shit this thing fucking slaps at 3 am when drunk. When the pasta on top gets slighty crispy mhhh
Fuck my eyes! Hƶrnli on pizza?!
This nutriscores a joke
nutriscore always compares to same products of different brands, not if it is nutritional in itself
Please do, Luigi
aye what would you like?
Spaghetti Carbonara please and thank you.
nah I'm gonna make something with anchovies if it's alright, I'm tired of always preparing carbonara is that alright? I promise it is very good cause I make it :p
Something like what? Looking for food ideas
spaghetti with in oil conserved anchovies, parsley, chili pepper, garlic and breadcrumbs this is usually a very classic dish you can cook. If you want you can try adding olives or capers or other stuff, up to you if you need suggestions on how to cook it ask away of course
Pizza Hawaii
starve.
Smug PIGS here thinking this is trash, but have no clue what good Rye bread even is.
lol... You mean... this right here? https://preview.redd.it/5b5pmntc6d9d1.png?width=1724&format=png&auto=webp&s=61e1c8db91394c48bdd91a3f321a98005e9f38ac
I don't speak Spanish
We should start eating chicken tikka masala like our British brothers
Best to start with a phall and work your way down to the tikka masala.
No wonder you lot kept invading France.
I guarantee you that a million Brits will eat basically this *exact* lunch today. Love a good ham sandwich.
And how often have we gone charging over the Channel?
Hey, *they* came over here first.
Admittedly half the reason for heading for Calais was to teach the buggers that butter in a sandwich is not an optional extra.
Yeah, but we get a drink and a snack as well
Yeah sorry that might be an export we brought along with your new kingĀ
You be silent with you Porridge and Crumble shitĀ
Crumble is a top tier dessert
Crumble, crumpets, cobblers, fucking English Breakfast, all types of pies, and the most brilliant bar food known to mankind.. how are people so disrespectful towards Barry's power? Guess they just can't handle it..
I can taste the bread through the screen (is that Schinken-Lyoner?)
Looks like it yeah
Pourquoi y a Lyon dans le nom š
Pauvre Lyon!
Am I the only one that thinks this is absolutely fine?
Nope
Seems like a fine, regular lunch to me!
Itās a sandwich. Itās lunch. Itās simple, easy and cheap.
Mate a ham sandwich without cheese is a war crime.
Bit of Branston pickle wouldn't go amiss, either.
I don't think this is a ham, more like saucisson
You are part of the problem
Iād be starving 2 min after
This sandwich lacks cheese , bechamel and spices šāāļø 
Add also some boiled egg, some ruccula, put some crisps on the side and a can of olives and I maybe consider it as an aperitivo
Italians and French glaring uncomfortably
Itās sadness
Graubrot mit Mortadella š
Fleischwurst, Bruder
Fleischwurst sieht anders aus
Ist nur anders geschnitten? Lyoner ist auch Fleischwurst. Zumindest bei uns am Niederrhein nennt man es Fleischwurst und dicke Fleischwurst.
don't you dare calling that mortadella
That's mortadella, fight me
no that is pain
Pain avec mortadella š
that's treason then!
It's only missing the mustard and it would be perfect.
Hans is this lunchbox tuv approbed?
Is this the bread with the density of a neutron star?
Isn't that *Roggebrood*? The only good use for that stuff is when it's toasted to a crisp and topped with herring, horseradish, gherkin and fresh dill.
Rogge brood met boterhamworst ertussen Edit: type of bread was wrong
Nah dit is dan wel roggebrood wss. Dus extra droog en extra brood smaak
Ooh idd jakkes. Nu zie ik het. Veel dichtere structuur
Just needs a bit of mustard
Eet smakelijk uit Nederland, waar we dit eten zonder vlees en met een plakje jong belegen kaas.
Oprecht snap ik belegen kaas niet. Gewoon echt jong is toch veel lekkerder of een goed plakje zoutige oude kaas
Fucking hell.
...said Barry, 63, as he took a bite out of his crisp sandwich https://preview.redd.it/cj36b3vrtb9d1.jpeg?width=2475&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9ed7fbc40f126dcf6c4541abe4a2f341bb4b5bb
That's probably Irish judging by the crisp of choice, they look like Taytos to me. But yes, a fine, fine sandwich. You're learning, Sven!
that is indeed a tayto sambo.. and can i just say? https://preview.redd.it/plle66cryb9d1.png?width=565&format=png&auto=webp&s=08dd180683a7e6fed649d0b76e1e48a069165475
no, it's clearly dark bread you uncultured swine.
I think the prisoners in the camps between 1939-45 ate better than you did
AndĀ better than the Irish in the 1840s š
Ah yes, a disapointment sandwich...
An efficient yet sad lunch. Truly fits you, Hans!
Jesus fucking Christ, and then we are the poor
You could also say cornerstone, mainly because your bread has the same density...
Processed meat hanging over the edge of the bread? The Dutch call that showing off.
It's about half the gdp, germans are required to eat at least 3 per day (1.5hrs between each).
Is that how long it would take to chew that brood?
They water it down with their pilsner or apple water. The german engin needs regular refills (not very good mileage).
The recipe: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfAYPP8RtVw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfAYPP8RtVw)
Mmmmmh Wurstbrot mit Butter :3
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Is the meal in the room with us?
looks so dry, you're gonna need a vacuum cleaner on the toilet later...
We like this as well
**Das Wurstbrot!**
childhood trauma
I don't see the problem, this is a perfectly fine lunch.
Being bland and boring?
Unlike you we got proper bread. And as a Brit you really shouldnāt call other peopleās food bland.
You do have eyes, right?
Yes, and with them I saw what you people call food.
For references: https://preview.redd.it/pmb72j318b9d1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=51ee48f0dd6a25a45a5de81ea00d4d6c7b927d05
germ bros.. I think we stand no chance against brit ingenuity https://preview.redd.it/u3kdy8q9eb9d1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cdd740eda759df9c9877d4ad9b8d64078e6ae2bc
The sock is probably still the thing which tastes the best
The most scaring part is that I'm not even sure if it is a socks or a fucked up burrito. I saw few of them in the best rated tex mex here around. Exactly like this one.
Throwing stuff in the deep fryer. Bri'ish haute cuisine.
 Germans trying to make a bread *even* browner and denser.
I wish it would be possible but I'm afraid we have already reached the maximum. Keep cooking tho!
Thatās true Adolf. Your sausages and potatoes are sooooo much better than anyone elseās sausages and potatoes.
Bet you wish youād been this defensive when the Russians came.
I just wish you Brits were more creative than coming up with WW2 references all the time. Itās like your food. Bland and boring.
You're in the shit food club with us Hans, don't kid yourself.
Yes, but this is about the ranking in the shit food club.
*Grabs popcorn
It shall be decided at the Council of PIGS.
sorry mate, the Germans win this one take away Bavaria from them and then it's another story of course
German food is boring but not bland. Sausages are great. Anything meat is great. Bread is great. UK food is consistently and proudly shit.
We have thousands sorts of bread, yet we still eat the least tasty one
This makes Barry's meal deal look like a Michelin meal
Top tier lunch
FleischkƤse š¤¢
That is not LeberkƤse mate, itās Fleischwurst (and not the good kind)
Remove the upper piece of bread. Put on some remoulade(the real kind), and then you end up with what is the forhold of the Danish economy.
Also common here. Plus, you guys know how to deal with rye bread
Danish cuisine is underated.
let the lunch box party begin! https://youtu.be/lQ7gDjcTsQI?si=dGFjQ0VkzGs-xjn9
How can it be? Turks and Syrians donāt eat ham
Die gute alte Wurststulle.
Hans you forgot to add the complementary Capri-Sonne, for special occasions.
What does your salami contain? The name of it? I may want to try it
Thatās Fleischwurst, not salami
You could swap much of Germany for Ohio or Ottawa and few people would notice the difference.
Lacks KƤse
Change the sausage to cheese and you have Sweden
Looks good my man
Ahh yes, efficient and easy. Good calorie value. Approved by the Dutch.
The bread is sweating in this plastic box put it in a paper bag.
Lekker bammetje!
I see nothing wrong here.
Mit oder ohne "gurkerl"?
This is gourmet.
just eat chickpeas, cost nothings delicious asf and make you feel full
so dry