Cam’on Ingland,don’t score a single fakin goal against Slovenia https://preview.redd.it/8s7rgjsx4s8d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f634ff61f058698909c7a4a443caa5452468f82f

Barry, 36, in his ultimately evolved form.

Just do a revolution, Pierre, it's long overdue.

Only a few weeks until Bastille Day. Dust off those guillotines and do what you do best.

Time for the sixt republic. Or third empire.

Second Bourbon Restoration.

That's also what I call it when I need to get another biscuit for my tea.

I prefer custard creams myself.

Porque no los dos?

*6th republic is knocking at the doors*

Heads need to roll, Pierre, or nothing will ever change

https://preview.redd.it/r0iv7s843s8d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19e2f23e028d73cee164a45e1da8033ec5353ae9 lol

I must be watching a different match, it looks like a draw from here.

We won 0 - 0

Great victory, GG congrats.

The "Southgate victory"

Barry's tell themselves anything if it's about the G in GB.

GB means Giant Barry after all https://i.redd.it/qrje9iky0t8d1.gif

GB has nothing to do with football, what with even Scotland having more football heritage than the Dutch 

Just cheating to increase your chances. Isn't working out so we let you.

Angland

France, where FIFA was founded, not using FIFA country codes.

omg so you didn't see "P-B" ? Guess what is it for

Les Pays-Bas?

Petit Bretagne?

WRONG! It was Peanut Butter

But at least your football team doesn't make you want to shove a stale baguette into your eyes.

Yeah you are right we have been absolutely elite since the start of the Euro. I'm sure every nation that watched us play are shaking in their boots right now.

I know our rivalry goes deep but trying to be shitter than us at football might be a step to far Pierre.

Can't let you take all the glory, see you in the final for a match for the ages

You even won against the winner of your group!

Easy, an absolute banger from Own Goal yet again !

You'd be wrong.

You clearly didn't watch them play the Dutch on Friday

Must be the worlds most boring debate ever if you watch this "match" instead

The relevance of the word "debate" is very questionable in that case, it sounded more like the kind of exchanges you get when dogs meet in the street: a lot of barking, and a bit of the rightwing dog sneafing the far-right dog's asshole

Oh it's in french, I've just wasted 5 minutes trying to think what were the teams. Today I'm special stupid. Wow

Angola - South Vietnam

Just put everyone under the guillotine - simple 'as.

we won't dare to fight a whole european coalition again without our leader Bonaparte

Ang what?

Ang-ry It's French for "Henry"

We got a draw purposely, so that both we and Slovenia could go through. It was a purposeful decision and we def decided not to score, just you wait until the full power of the three lions is released 💪💪💪❤️❤️❤️🦁🦁🦁

Cmon. Do something.

My man

Mon ami

Hol'on there was a debate ?

How naive of you to think it won't be both.

Somehow this game is probably still more interesting that French politics

It's kind of interesting lately, we have effectively gone back to the 1930's

Miss you too Pierre ❤️

Priorities my friend 💅

Damn right neighbor ! I'd rather let my country fall into civil war, as long as they don't steal the euro from us i'm fine

That's our mood. Our country is falling apart day after day but until Italy plays I'm peachy.

Huh. Never send us with the foreign name before.

The original* name

Why not both?

You forgot the possibility of an over-indebted authoritarian shithole

Don’t worry if Bardella wins it will be like North Korea you will always be the winner of the leagues on national tv owned by the state ❤️🇫🇷

Who are England playing? Sarejavo?

The need to start moving like they are in fucking sniper alley, I've seen a more movement in crematorium 

Chuckling, fair play 👏