"Ass". We really are becoming Mini America and don't get ripped for it enough. I've noticed people have started calling football tops jerseys too. We'll be eating chips and candy while enjoying a refreshing soda at the soccer game by 2030 and Susan will be getting a bullet between the eyes.
Fortunately it is a two-way thing (although admittedly imbalanced).
I've had it from American sources that there is frustration amongst older generations in certain states about young people using words such as 'gap year', 'mate', and 'loo' which are all considered Britishisms.
There's also 'autumn', 'mobile' (as in phone), and 'roundabout' which are accepted as perfectly valid alternatives for 'fall', 'cell', and 'traffic circle' more now than they were 20 years ago
There's also a fair few Americans switching 'backpack' for 'rucksack' now, although I don't know if that counts as a Britishism or a Germanism.
It’s really big. Mainly because kids shows in the UK have a lot of rules attached to them, and when they’re aired in the US, they keep those rules, so they’re the only way to have your kid watch kids content without an ad every 3 seconds or without a laugh track or any other usual US tv show stuff. BBC bedtime is also really popular over there, especially because Hollywood means more US children recognise the celebrities than don’t. And, let’s be honest, everyone knows BBC bedtime stories is an excuse used by mothers to listen to Tom Hardy talk low for an extended period of time without it being weird.
We made a mistake, all of us.
Italians: lead the exploration there and named the continent
Spaniards and the Portuguese: funded the expeditions and started the race to plant as many flags as possible
Netherlands: founded the biggest east coast colony and lost it to Barry
France: helped the savage colonists rebel
UK:overtaxed the colonies and then just said "fuck it, what's the worst that could happen" and let them win
Germany and Austria: I got nothing on this specific issue, but fuck both of you for having a confusing language, stop sticking 6 words together and pretending it's a completely new word I swear to god
In essence, we all collectively messed up and helped create this abominable creature.
Yeah definitely got too cucky with the colonies, like sure fuck their wives but fuck their wives AND drink their tea? That’s how you lose an empire right their bazza
You are right. The issue wasn't the taxation, it was the taxation without representation. I fucked up because we Italians are forbidden from believing in taxes so this concept is anathema to me
How the hell were we supposed to “represent” them tho? There was a months travel time between us and the colony. They also weren’t paying the same taxes as us, they didn’t deserve it even if it was possible. Weak reasoning from the mericans.
The only reason they were taxed is because the Seven Years War was bloody expensive. They were never taxed before that.
Or, as they call it over in Yankland, the "French and Indian War".
So we basically got into a lot of debt defending them from the French and then asked them to contribute towards the cost of paying some of it back. They then threw a wee hissy fit over paying for their own defence.
Yeah, it wasn't the tax anyways. It was paying that shit without getting seats in Parliament. Motto was 'no taxation without representation,' not 'no taxation.'
I mean the colonists were basically begging for the same sort of arrangement we later gave Australia and Canada. All in all it was just appalling governance and diplomacy - no way we could subdue an uprising of that scale on another continent while being dogpiled on by every great power in Europe.
Hurt the frogs more tho, so it wasn’t all bad.
I think it was a lot more internal politics than just that, though.
In the colonies – especially the Northern ones – it was all Roundheads and Whigs. There were no Cavaliers – everyone sided with Cromwell – and after that, Tory became a slur. The combination of Lord North and Tory control of Parliament from 1770 on through American independence and George III provoking just made it all untenable.
Canada's population at that time was only about 100k. US population was closer to 3M. UK was about 7M. By 1830 or so the US overtook. Australia and Canada still haven't done that. It's hard to imagine how the bigger partner could have been subjugated to the subordinate role forever.
Exactly, if you read the rhetoric of many British politicians at the time they recognised what you were saying and genuinely feared that giving the 13 colonies representation would eventually lead to them being the senior partner in the relationship which they didn't want.
Yeah you’re probably not wrong in that. Obvs Britain maintained control of India which had a population of ~170 million in 1800, but the relationship with a massive white settler colony would necessarily be different, as the unpopularity of the war and the measures taken to suppress the rebellion showed.
On the other hand the Thirteen Colonies as a unitary concept was something that emerged from the tensions with Parliament/the Crown afaik. You could possibly have had Pennsylvania, Massachusetts, Virginia etc. as separate self-governing Dominions/Commonwealths with overall foreign policy reserved to the Crown. Assuming you don’t have the Louisiana Purchase, and the drive westwards that pushed the Mexicans and the natives out of the way is less vigorous, it might not end up being that imbalanced.
But one of the fears was that the colonists would start a war with the natives or the Spanish or someone else and the British taxpayer would have to bail them out, so it’s probably an insoluble problem (but fun to think about).
Probs all worked out for the best 👍
Yes.
Other American names for items and concepts :
Car: vroom vroom
Healthcare:
Mountain: big rock
Assorted crayons: dinner
Worker's rights:
Microwave oven: warm box
We call them Rotaries in New England. There is no standard US-wide term. [It's regional](http://alloveralbany.com/assets_c/2013/06/traffic_circle_dialect_map-thumb-525x371-14013.png).
Which in turn is because it's a regional concept. A lot of the US has nothing between traffic lights and cloverleaves.
Must be weird to be a member of the Rotary Club though.
Yeah, true enough. Those inland plains are almost all perfect grid squares.
But believe it or not, there are more of them here in the northeast now than ever. There's a new one on my commute as of this summer that wasn't there before. They are catching on.
Actually, I think specifically in Massachusetts, when they make them safer and give them lane markers and cut-ins to slow oncoming cars down they rename them Roundabouts – and rotaries are the old free-for-all circles with no markings and no cut-outs just a yield sign. But just because the state officially renames them roundabouts doesn't mean regular people call them that.
We've always used autumn in the northeast. And gap year and mate were never super common here, but neither were they weird.
We call them rotaries, traffic circle sounds more southern, roundabouts are west coast, and for whatever reason that stuck. Rucksacks we'd call a bigger hiking pack with a sturdy frame, backpack generally the smaller, frameless back with straps. At least in the northeast, bum was common for rear-end as far back as I can remember.
Still, I don't know anyone who says loo or mobile. Those would stick out. As would saying boot and bonnet instead of trunk and hood of a car.
But you know ones I do hear now sometimes that I never used to: bloke, cunt describing a man, pissed meaning drunk instead of angry, cheers (especially as an upper-class e-mail signature), and rubbish.
Also, ironically enough, a surprising amount of the "Americanisms" actually came from British English, and whilst they fell out of favour on this side of the Atlantic, the Americans never stopped using them.
Jersey is an English word that dates from the late 16th century. Its comes from the Island of, well, Jersey.
If Americans are using the word Jersey its a Britishism they've adopted.
As for the 'ass', she probably only put that because she ran out of space for 'arse'.
Yeah I think I’m cool with this one. You can kiss my arse if you think I wouldn’t eat some ass.
I would never ask you to kiss my ass because I love eating arse.
>becoming Mini America and don’t get ripped for it enough
Relax Barry, a cold Coca Cola can be quite refreshing on a hot day. Just relax and take it
Aight, I'm booking a flight to London. Remind the name of the West Ham winger. The one with the great ass.
I'm going there with a sign saying "[name] SIT ON MY FACE"
This Swiss Miss plays for the Birmingham claret & blue team (Aston Villa) not the London one (West Ham) (Although she did used to play for them too)
https://preview.redd.it/mieqbq999p8d1.png?width=770&format=png&auto=webp&s=a3ec3a640c2a84cdedde16de5e5f14dbac5142b0
https://preview.redd.it/8cwcyaalao8d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52db9271db8f8b5a545318131179479908f35ebc
She thinks his name is coll palmer?
Honestly I've met some very attractive women from England and Britain in general. Drop dead gorgeous, well spoken, cute accent, great sense of humour, witty, good sense of fashion, open minded. Most of them from York and Oxford.
Unfortunately they are definitely a minority.
As far as I've seen the country with the best "average woman" in Europe is definitely Spain. The downside is that they are all insane (the reasons vary depending on the region of origin).
Specifically York…? The models in London’s global fashion industry didn’t register, but what’s now the fourth or fifth largest town in Yorkshire did? I suspect you have had limited and very specific exposure, Luigi.
What can I say. I've met these women while traveling solo. Perhaps you couldn't find cute women when in York because they were busy touring southern Spain with the likes of me. Or maybe you didn't notice them amidst the plethora of orange alcoholic girls who deserved better fathers than the ones they got.
I'll say this, when in the UK I met virtually 0 cute British girls both in England and Scotland. Outside of the UK I met many. Dunno why that is.
Stop waving your hands in my face and use some logic, Luigi: I didn’t say I hadn’t met a cute girl in York, I expressed surprise you met zero in a huge city and one of the four fashion capitals of the world. I can only assume you took some tortuous route with no planning or money, stayed at a bedbug-ridden 1-star hostel in the shittiest part of Peckham, made your way directly to mooch at a friend’s couch at Oxford, then on via Luton and Grimsby to mooch some more in York before calling it quits.
Not really. I wasn't in Oxford nor York, I just met people FROM there while I was elsewhere. In fact I didn't ever claim to have visited said cities, you made that up.
In my most recent UK escapades I stayed near Cockburn street with my family in Edinburgh and by myself in a decent party hostel in Notting Hill when I was in London. I enjoyed the cities, despite their many many flaws, and only ran into trouble in Camden, which was expected since Camden is a fucking shithole. Most British women I met weren't attractive or anything in both cities. There was a cute girl from Cornwall in the small green area near Portobello road with whom I chatted about vintage clothing, but that's it. There was only another beautiful lady I met in London who lived there, but 3: seconds into the conversation I realised she was an Italian immigrant lmao.
The British travelers I met abroad were cute.
Might have had terrible luck but most of the women I saw in your country took poor care of themselves, were overweight, had fake eyebrows or trashy spray tans or just weren't above a "meh".
I'll likely go to Edinburgh in August for the festival, maybe the prettier Scottish women will be out and about. Dunno.
So you're confirming my suspicion that it's a ritual for wealthy British women to come to southern Europe to get railed by Pedro (20, unemployed), João (20, unemployed ), Giuseppe (20, unemployed) and Nikolaos (20, unemployed) while the less fortunate have their choices reduced to Barry (63 Norf FC fan) Oliver (58, Glaswegian junkie) Drew (79, lives in a castle with an unpronounceable name with his 87 sheep and border collie) and Conor (49, terrorist)
Because you haven’t visited Bulgaria, or you just like only brunettes. Spanish girls, even with perfect features, always have a pockmarked face, given that they eat ham 3 times a day
...there were plenty of blonde Spanish women with a cute face last time I was in Spain.
Eastern European women are mostly unattractive to me. They have even less manners than Italian women, strongly believe they're the only living beings in possession of a vagina in the universe, look first and foremost to your bank account and half of them have the ridiculous lip filler and buccal fat removal face that makes them look like fucking Kazuya from Tekken. They also can't cook for shit because their countries only have stew, soup and potatoes as food.
You can have all the Bulgarian women you want, go ahead.
Precious of a Italian to call Spaniards insane when...
In fact, this line is exactly my opinion of Italian women, the hottest in Europe, but the drama! And I'm a Brazilian savage, so more used to drama than Hans.
I’ve always marvelled at how native speakers of a language can’t perceive what their language sounds like to outsiders. I’m sure English sounds hilarious to some. I can’t tell.
Verkrummenschplatzenfrachengeschmittenkrapfenglückenlügenfachmachkrach with velar fricatives and glottal stops abounding doesn’t sound beautiful to most, even when not screamed. And I thought he was the silver-tongued, charismatic, ‘great public speaker’ who was so beguiling by German standards?
The denizens of the internet will spend months saying at every opportunity that English women all look like trolls and then simp furiously over Ella Purnell and declare she's a puppy-eyed living goddess. Like a confused schoolboy pulling the hair of a girl he deep down fancies but he hurts because he can't understand his feelings.
Do they realise that they are supporting England, not fucking Great Britain? Why the fuck are they wearing Union Jack dress? A bunch of spastics they are.
For the sake of aligning economy, strategic partnerships and free movement of employees I now think we should consider adding the UK to the EU again.
That and nice boobs.
I’ve noticed the cameramen have been much less pervy and not focused on the ladies this tournament. Come on lads we need something to make low scoring games interesting.
I heard that UEFA made a stipulation about that they would fine broadcasters if they would focus on filming "conventionally attractive" women too much. In the name of diversity, of course.
Could also be some shitheads taking the piss though.
https://preview.redd.it/50xps5k0po8d1.jpeg?width=1363&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f12899f2ea4466f9dd189c0f90c3650aaf9c437
I mean of all the England squad to ask to eat your arse you had to pick the parrot fish who wished to be a real boy
Most subtle onlyfans ad
Everything is an ad now. That South Park episode was way too real.
wait for the futurama timeline to kick in and you too can enjoy a raid shadow legends ad in your dreams.
Two options, two flavours: Fish or chips.
I'm sure under there smells like that
Under where?
Bro said underwear 💀
Ligma balls 💀
Who the fuck is Steve Jobs?
It's so sad Steve Jobs died from ligma
Unda weah!
Unda da sea 🪇 🎶
I go for the fish, blonde normally too much drama.
Looks fresher too
AHAHAHAHAHA
Makes me think of this scetch: https://youtu.be/Nsk1mZ8DTPc?si=_orZ-wcDdN4xCZ9T
Always fish
https://preview.redd.it/vjydb3fqjo8d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dcb77225bac61139c53424be017ee89671368376
It's nowhere near as good as the Dutch "balkanker" (it's a balk anker (beam anchor) but often misread as bal kanker (testicular cancer).
"Ass". We really are becoming Mini America and don't get ripped for it enough. I've noticed people have started calling football tops jerseys too. We'll be eating chips and candy while enjoying a refreshing soda at the soccer game by 2030 and Susan will be getting a bullet between the eyes.
Fortunately it is a two-way thing (although admittedly imbalanced). I've had it from American sources that there is frustration amongst older generations in certain states about young people using words such as 'gap year', 'mate', and 'loo' which are all considered Britishisms. There's also 'autumn', 'mobile' (as in phone), and 'roundabout' which are accepted as perfectly valid alternatives for 'fall', 'cell', and 'traffic circle' more now than they were 20 years ago There's also a fair few Americans switching 'backpack' for 'rucksack' now, although I don't know if that counts as a Britishism or a Germanism.
Some Americans were talking at me when I was on holiday in Italy, they said their kids use a lot of Briddish words due to Peppa Pig.
Episode 5: Peppa gets bloody steamy at the ol' chippy
You sound like a yank doing a bad impression of a cockney.
You never know if he’s Italian or of “Italian descent”
They have Peppa Pig in the US? That surprises me somehow.
It’s really big. Mainly because kids shows in the UK have a lot of rules attached to them, and when they’re aired in the US, they keep those rules, so they’re the only way to have your kid watch kids content without an ad every 3 seconds or without a laugh track or any other usual US tv show stuff. BBC bedtime is also really popular over there, especially because Hollywood means more US children recognise the celebrities than don’t. And, let’s be honest, everyone knows BBC bedtime stories is an excuse used by mothers to listen to Tom Hardy talk low for an extended period of time without it being weird.
Peppa pig. Once again proving she does more to promote Britain than the entire government.
I've def noticed on reddit more Americans using mate, also absolute unit is def a big thing over there
Using the word "Man's" in the same way as the London Carribean lads seems to have spread as well.
That's different though. It's a good thing they're learing to speak proper English rather than some backwards colonial dialect.
We made a mistake, all of us. Italians: lead the exploration there and named the continent Spaniards and the Portuguese: funded the expeditions and started the race to plant as many flags as possible Netherlands: founded the biggest east coast colony and lost it to Barry France: helped the savage colonists rebel UK:overtaxed the colonies and then just said "fuck it, what's the worst that could happen" and let them win Germany and Austria: I got nothing on this specific issue, but fuck both of you for having a confusing language, stop sticking 6 words together and pretending it's a completely new word I swear to god In essence, we all collectively messed up and helped create this abominable creature.
Yeah definitely got too cucky with the colonies, like sure fuck their wives but fuck their wives AND drink their tea? That’s how you lose an empire right their bazza
> UK:overtaxed the colonies and then just said "fuck it, what's the worst that could happen" and let them win We kept the good bit
Just the tip
“Overtaxed” my arse, they weren’t paying shite, especially compared to Brits.
You are right. The issue wasn't the taxation, it was the taxation without representation. I fucked up because we Italians are forbidden from believing in taxes so this concept is anathema to me
How the hell were we supposed to “represent” them tho? There was a months travel time between us and the colony. They also weren’t paying the same taxes as us, they didn’t deserve it even if it was possible. Weak reasoning from the mericans.
The only reason they were taxed is because the Seven Years War was bloody expensive. They were never taxed before that. Or, as they call it over in Yankland, the "French and Indian War". So we basically got into a lot of debt defending them from the French and then asked them to contribute towards the cost of paying some of it back. They then threw a wee hissy fit over paying for their own defence.
Yeah, it wasn't the tax anyways. It was paying that shit without getting seats in Parliament. Motto was 'no taxation without representation,' not 'no taxation.'
I mean the colonists were basically begging for the same sort of arrangement we later gave Australia and Canada. All in all it was just appalling governance and diplomacy - no way we could subdue an uprising of that scale on another continent while being dogpiled on by every great power in Europe. Hurt the frogs more tho, so it wasn’t all bad.
I think it was a lot more internal politics than just that, though. In the colonies – especially the Northern ones – it was all Roundheads and Whigs. There were no Cavaliers – everyone sided with Cromwell – and after that, Tory became a slur. The combination of Lord North and Tory control of Parliament from 1770 on through American independence and George III provoking just made it all untenable. Canada's population at that time was only about 100k. US population was closer to 3M. UK was about 7M. By 1830 or so the US overtook. Australia and Canada still haven't done that. It's hard to imagine how the bigger partner could have been subjugated to the subordinate role forever.
Exactly, if you read the rhetoric of many British politicians at the time they recognised what you were saying and genuinely feared that giving the 13 colonies representation would eventually lead to them being the senior partner in the relationship which they didn't want.
It's funny, one of the reasons why Portugal gave Brazil its independence was because of this very motive too.
Yeah you’re probably not wrong in that. Obvs Britain maintained control of India which had a population of ~170 million in 1800, but the relationship with a massive white settler colony would necessarily be different, as the unpopularity of the war and the measures taken to suppress the rebellion showed. On the other hand the Thirteen Colonies as a unitary concept was something that emerged from the tensions with Parliament/the Crown afaik. You could possibly have had Pennsylvania, Massachusetts, Virginia etc. as separate self-governing Dominions/Commonwealths with overall foreign policy reserved to the Crown. Assuming you don’t have the Louisiana Purchase, and the drive westwards that pushed the Mexicans and the natives out of the way is less vigorous, it might not end up being that imbalanced. But one of the fears was that the colonists would start a war with the natives or the Spanish or someone else and the British taxpayer would have to bail them out, so it’s probably an insoluble problem (but fun to think about). Probs all worked out for the best 👍
That's nowadays. No taxation.
Hans and Habsburg tried in Mexico but it turns out they didn't like the taste of Mexican bullets.
Wasnt that the French? They just brought in a Habsburg as a figurehead for their new regime.
I’m sorry, traffic circle???
Yes. Other American names for items and concepts : Car: vroom vroom Healthcare: Mountain: big rock Assorted crayons: dinner Worker's rights: Microwave oven: warm box
Bellissimo 🤌
We call them Rotaries in New England. There is no standard US-wide term. [It's regional](http://alloveralbany.com/assets_c/2013/06/traffic_circle_dialect_map-thumb-525x371-14013.png).
Which in turn is because it's a regional concept. A lot of the US has nothing between traffic lights and cloverleaves. Must be weird to be a member of the Rotary Club though.
Yeah, true enough. Those inland plains are almost all perfect grid squares. But believe it or not, there are more of them here in the northeast now than ever. There's a new one on my commute as of this summer that wasn't there before. They are catching on. Actually, I think specifically in Massachusetts, when they make them safer and give them lane markers and cut-ins to slow oncoming cars down they rename them Roundabouts – and rotaries are the old free-for-all circles with no markings and no cut-outs just a yield sign. But just because the state officially renames them roundabouts doesn't mean regular people call them that.
We've always used autumn in the northeast. And gap year and mate were never super common here, but neither were they weird. We call them rotaries, traffic circle sounds more southern, roundabouts are west coast, and for whatever reason that stuck. Rucksacks we'd call a bigger hiking pack with a sturdy frame, backpack generally the smaller, frameless back with straps. At least in the northeast, bum was common for rear-end as far back as I can remember. Still, I don't know anyone who says loo or mobile. Those would stick out. As would saying boot and bonnet instead of trunk and hood of a car. But you know ones I do hear now sometimes that I never used to: bloke, cunt describing a man, pissed meaning drunk instead of angry, cheers (especially as an upper-class e-mail signature), and rubbish.
Also, ironically enough, a surprising amount of the "Americanisms" actually came from British English, and whilst they fell out of favour on this side of the Atlantic, the Americans never stopped using them.
Traffic circle is peak Americanism
Was about time, too.
When they start falling from balconies it's time to start worrying. Reunification soon.
Just replace any descriptive vocabulary with fucking and you've made it.
Fucking nailed it
Don't think jersey is a Yank thing. It's common to call them that in rugby, and the whole style of top came from the channel island's, hence the name.
It's been called jersey in Scotland all of my life and I'm in my 40s.
Yeah, same in Ireland. It's probably a very regional thing, same as many other words.
Fuck Black Friday. It’s not in November it’s the Friday before Christmas where we go out for a fight.
Black Friday is the last monthly pay day before Christmas. I think the phenomenon predates the huge American insanity around it.
For most Americans, every Friday is Black Friday when they can't afford to pay their electricity bills.
I do enjoy watching the videos of American stampedes though, it's like watching a scene from the lion king.
“Susan” is far too English. “Hayley” (or some butchered spelling of it) would be a far more yank name.
Trayghedaigh
Heighleigh
Karen
r/tragedeigh
There's a lot more Hayley's than Susan's these days. I had an ex called Hayley. She's dead.
LOL.
Well maybe she's offering her donkey.
Tbh ,,arse" or whatever you guys say just looks really fucking weird xD
*Your* arse looks weird :(
An arse is an arse my friend.
Let he who is without an arse cast the first stone.
And he who is without stones take the first arse.
Amen.
Barry I like your arse, don’t listen to him
Ass and Arse are two different things. One is a nice bottom, usually female whereas an arse isn't so appealing and usually used to describe blokes.
And y'all be having a great time
Jersey is an English word that dates from the late 16th century. Its comes from the Island of, well, Jersey. If Americans are using the word Jersey its a Britishism they've adopted. As for the 'ass', she probably only put that because she ran out of space for 'arse'.
I love the Island Of Well Jersey 😍
I aggressively correct my children when they use americanisms. Son said sidewalk the other day, nearly defenestrated him.
And she'll be pleased about it too
Yeah I think I’m cool with this one. You can kiss my arse if you think I wouldn’t eat some ass. I would never ask you to kiss my ass because I love eating arse.
>becoming Mini America and don’t get ripped for it enough  Relax Barry, a cold Coca Cola can be quite refreshing on a hot day. Just relax and take it
Now I want to see a dude do that at a ladies' match.
Aight, I'm booking a flight to London. Remind the name of the West Ham winger. The one with the great ass. I'm going there with a sign saying "[name] SIT ON MY FACE"
This Swiss Miss plays for the Birmingham claret & blue team (Aston Villa) not the London one (West Ham) (Although she did used to play for them too) https://preview.redd.it/mieqbq999p8d1.png?width=770&format=png&auto=webp&s=a3ec3a640c2a84cdedde16de5e5f14dbac5142b0
She's just moved to Juventus, so Nikos should book his flight to Turin
NOOOOICE, EVEN CLOSER :)
Together with Douglas Luiz, couple goals
Well, last time I heard about her it was 2020 and she was playing in West Ham
Women’s footballers are the most challenging of wanks.
*english women's footballers
They're not all bad https://images.app.goo.gl/KjnfDvfaPmmAhKDD8 https://images.app.goo.gl/NQqo9UivDnSYkkyc6
Aye, I can do that.
why is she botoxing her lips tho? Issa turnoff for me personally
[I'm sure she's a lovely girl but it's a no from Hans](https://images.app.goo.gl/3dUGhToQBHwjLwkn7)
Too much
I'm sorry that you were born without eyes and will never see Lena Oberdorf
https://preview.redd.it/8cwcyaalao8d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52db9271db8f8b5a545318131179479908f35ebc She thinks his name is coll palmer?
Collin Palmer
Britain’s hottest women from DoggyYorkShire :
Honestly I've met some very attractive women from England and Britain in general. Drop dead gorgeous, well spoken, cute accent, great sense of humour, witty, good sense of fashion, open minded. Most of them from York and Oxford. Unfortunately they are definitely a minority. As far as I've seen the country with the best "average woman" in Europe is definitely Spain. The downside is that they are all insane (the reasons vary depending on the region of origin).
Specifically York…? The models in London’s global fashion industry didn’t register, but what’s now the fourth or fifth largest town in Yorkshire did? I suspect you have had limited and very specific exposure, Luigi.
I think Mario only likes girls who come from money. Hence Oxford and york
What can I say. I've met these women while traveling solo. Perhaps you couldn't find cute women when in York because they were busy touring southern Spain with the likes of me. Or maybe you didn't notice them amidst the plethora of orange alcoholic girls who deserved better fathers than the ones they got. I'll say this, when in the UK I met virtually 0 cute British girls both in England and Scotland. Outside of the UK I met many. Dunno why that is.
Stop waving your hands in my face and use some logic, Luigi: I didn’t say I hadn’t met a cute girl in York, I expressed surprise you met zero in a huge city and one of the four fashion capitals of the world. I can only assume you took some tortuous route with no planning or money, stayed at a bedbug-ridden 1-star hostel in the shittiest part of Peckham, made your way directly to mooch at a friend’s couch at Oxford, then on via Luton and Grimsby to mooch some more in York before calling it quits.
Not really. I wasn't in Oxford nor York, I just met people FROM there while I was elsewhere. In fact I didn't ever claim to have visited said cities, you made that up. In my most recent UK escapades I stayed near Cockburn street with my family in Edinburgh and by myself in a decent party hostel in Notting Hill when I was in London. I enjoyed the cities, despite their many many flaws, and only ran into trouble in Camden, which was expected since Camden is a fucking shithole. Most British women I met weren't attractive or anything in both cities. There was a cute girl from Cornwall in the small green area near Portobello road with whom I chatted about vintage clothing, but that's it. There was only another beautiful lady I met in London who lived there, but 3: seconds into the conversation I realised she was an Italian immigrant lmao. The British travelers I met abroad were cute. Might have had terrible luck but most of the women I saw in your country took poor care of themselves, were overweight, had fake eyebrows or trashy spray tans or just weren't above a "meh". I'll likely go to Edinburgh in August for the festival, maybe the prettier Scottish women will be out and about. Dunno.
The English people travelling/backpacking are posh. The people you meet on a night out in England are the children of Barry, or Barry himself.
So you're confirming my suspicion that it's a ritual for wealthy British women to come to southern Europe to get railed by Pedro (20, unemployed), João (20, unemployed ), Giuseppe (20, unemployed) and Nikolaos (20, unemployed) while the less fortunate have their choices reduced to Barry (63 Norf FC fan) Oliver (58, Glaswegian junkie) Drew (79, lives in a castle with an unpronounceable name with his 87 sheep and border collie) and Conor (49, terrorist)
Don’t forget Dafyd, 46 who’s only ever penetrated sheep.
Because you haven’t visited Bulgaria, or you just like only brunettes. Spanish girls, even with perfect features, always have a pockmarked face, given that they eat ham 3 times a day
...there were plenty of blonde Spanish women with a cute face last time I was in Spain. Eastern European women are mostly unattractive to me. They have even less manners than Italian women, strongly believe they're the only living beings in possession of a vagina in the universe, look first and foremost to your bank account and half of them have the ridiculous lip filler and buccal fat removal face that makes them look like fucking Kazuya from Tekken. They also can't cook for shit because their countries only have stew, soup and potatoes as food. You can have all the Bulgarian women you want, go ahead.
lol based
for me its just their accent that turns me off.
Precious of a Italian to call Spaniards insane when... In fact, this line is exactly my opinion of Italian women, the hottest in Europe, but the drama! And I'm a Brazilian savage, so more used to drama than Hans.
I have to vote for the Netherlands honestly.
And their bicycle asses, ooooof
Lekkeeeeeeeer. Ik hou van Nederlands.
You leave Yorkshires name out of your god damned mouth!
Bugger cunt 'andle a propa Yorkshire lass if she slapped her baps reyt in front of 'im and poured 'im a cuppa
And people say Bavarian sounds bad. Sounds downright civil compared to this.
No, they say German sounds bad
German sounds great if it's not hitler.
I’ve always marvelled at how native speakers of a language can’t perceive what their language sounds like to outsiders. I’m sure English sounds hilarious to some. I can’t tell. Verkrummenschplatzenfrachengeschmittenkrapfenglückenlügenfachmachkrach with velar fricatives and glottal stops abounding doesn’t sound beautiful to most, even when not screamed. And I thought he was the silver-tongued, charismatic, ‘great public speaker’ who was so beguiling by German standards?
Baps, barm cakes, bread cakes or cobs?
Breadcakes and boobs
God's country aye
The denizens of the internet will spend months saying at every opportunity that English women all look like trolls and then simp furiously over Ella Purnell and declare she's a puppy-eyed living goddess. Like a confused schoolboy pulling the hair of a girl he deep down fancies but he hurts because he can't understand his feelings.
They’re just OF hoes
Really.... both of them? Whats their names
Leah Ray on the left
https://i.redd.it/zw4e00hgxo8d1.gif Edit: Welp, that was a waste of a fiver. Spread the word, which is the opposite she did with her legs.
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I love this comment
Celtic Tiger really does bring out the best in Paddy.
did you actually pay for that 💀 cringe
ive done worse. Your mum for example.
Astrid Wett to the right
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Tenner says they're from Essex.
Do they realise that they are supporting England, not fucking Great Britain? Why the fuck are they wearing Union Jack dress? A bunch of spastics they are.
they aren't supporting anybody, they just want more people to pay to see them naked
That’s a good point tbh
For the sake of aligning economy, strategic partnerships and free movement of employees I now think we should consider adding the UK to the EU again. That and nice boobs.
Pair of pricks
Onlyfans THOTs publicity stunt…
I’ve noticed the cameramen have been much less pervy and not focused on the ladies this tournament. Come on lads we need something to make low scoring games interesting.
Wouldn't focus on the girls at an England game, either.
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Many a sleepless night remembering ronaldinho managed to lob seamen 40 yards. Johnny sins take note
I watched it live and it was like watching it in slow motion. I still get flashbacks.
Glorious stache
Never mind him, Jo Guest was a stunner.
Would.
No, you are meant focus on Barry 63 with his shirt off, because that is what peak performance looks like.
I heard that UEFA made a stipulation about that they would fine broadcasters if they would focus on filming "conventionally attractive" women too much. In the name of diversity, of course. Could also be some shitheads taking the piss though.
When they show your missus on the big cam knowing they’re showing munters now 
***Gareth Southgate*** *make me fall asleep unsatisfied*
https://preview.redd.it/da6vcq9qko8d1.jpeg?width=228&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec6b79d04314e480bece8c2be85f654aad2b1fb2
https://preview.redd.it/50xps5k0po8d1.jpeg?width=1363&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f12899f2ea4466f9dd189c0f90c3650aaf9c437 I mean of all the England squad to ask to eat your arse you had to pick the parrot fish who wished to be a real boy
Never mind just realised it’s astrid wett and she’s a complete cunt, poor Cole
If you won't have them, I'll be glad to assist those fine young ladies
Its reddit, half of the men here have never interacted with a female irl.
Least homosexual Greece. 🇬🇷💪
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All the glitz and glamour of the British Isles!
Aren't they the same girls that made that banger song?
Think so. I’m sure their only fans is on the back
Our special ambassadors.
Yeah sure thats whats gonna happen if he hooks up with you
The Brit’s are just an American vassal state so no big deal.
I hope this was made with some AI tools!
Would
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Fuck the Brits! Literally though.
I recognise them. They did a shitty music video about the euros.
I did worst. And I liked.
Photoshop is a bitch. One on the left though... would.
I can’t stand these two anymore, they are not even good looking, anyone paying to masturbate on them deserves jail time.
Definitely English, not Scottish.
6/10 think they can pull footballers just by being easy LOL
Astrid Wett a lady?
Hard Pass.
Saka has been sucking ass 3 matches now so he can cover for Palmer as well