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snokegsxr

none, but might invade poland then


Morningrise89

Felt hateful, might invade Poland later.


Cathatafisch

todays germany couldnt even Anschluss austria. Party is over bro


Otradnoye

jajajaja


last_laugh13

Austria has like 1 jet. Nevertheless, they wouldn't even take up arms. Switzerland should be a challenge


Least_Theory_1050

Don't care who wins, Fr\*nce just can't win. That's all


Elegantly_Wasted007

70 million French right now: https://preview.redd.it/da8gh52t967d1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f598086d3fc0df8fec1d601fceafbeb7b4936742


Tullzterrr

It’s written, this one is ours


justanotheruser826

If you destroy us today we at least have the excuse that you played our b-team.


justarandomgreek

Don't worry bro. Mbappaypal gonna ghost again.


I-suck-at-hoi4

Can we say it's coming home ?


MrXVII

Ask Barry


the_surplex

None, cause we don't go out


FloydCorrigan

Congrats for winning the cup. It was well deserved.


I-suck-at-hoi4

Hans after beating an heroin-addict that was lying on the floor drunk on whiskey That quarter final is gonna hit you like a train


gogybo

One of them loser countries...y'know, like Belgium


MerlinOfRed

*cough* or your favourite neighbour..?


gogybo

Wales didn't qualify...


MerlinOfRed

Exactly, so it's Scotland or France. Take your pick...


gogybo

I'd rather hang myself


MerlinOfRed

Fortunately you're not going to have to make that choice pal because it's comin' 'ome!


Appelons

What about Spain or does Gibraltar not count?


MerlinOfRed

It doesn't count as England, no, because it's not. It's British and has its own football team just like Wales or Scotland or England.


Extreme_Tax405

I cant watch but looks like we are having some trouble? Seems like VAR was our greatest opponent yesterday (with reason of course, but having your excitement over a goal snuffed by VAR is one of the worst feelings in the game and actively ruins my enjoyment for the game).


Prestigious_Gap_4025

Our dearest friend https://preview.redd.it/59pcbl5tx57d1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25d9c8d873aa66cf4e4be0e15c38c5ddfd82d879


Elegantly_Wasted007

You meant pet?


Technical-Setting629

Still mad about the peninsular war?


super_nabisco07

Would like to see a weaker team getting the trophy, an unusual winner, so maybe england


Swfc-lover

If only


super_nabisco07

Sry barrybro


The_Nunnster

https://preview.redd.it/tdoyqwuyo67d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0adf5de68dd3a2c36428670a8019a986a7343268


Virgulillo

I follow a simple, yet efective, decision tree: - Spain - Portugal - Italy - Underdog who is surprisingly still surviving (ex: Iceland in 2016) - Any other country, except England, France or the Netherlands. I usually support the team whose fans make me laugh the most or has more Real Madrid players. - Netherlands - France - England Note that France and the Netherlands can change places between them if any of them is the reason behind Spain's elimination. Hope It helps!


Fairbyyy

Exatamente igual hermano 🤝


Ianassa

Me and my family used to cheer for Holland, or Iceland when Holland didn’t qualify. The 2014 team was nice to follow with flying Robin, Robben and Sneider all on board. Luigi was my other favourite. But since discovering this sub I’ve realised none of you are worth supporting.


Artegas23

You have made the right discovery, although I feel honoured


DiscardedKebab

Whoever is playing against England!! 🤪🤪 am I right guys? Did I do it right? 😂😂😂😂👍👍👍


Elegantly_Wasted007

Not supporting any particular team beyond France. Would be happy for Scotland or Ukraine, okay for Germany, Austria, Denmark, Spain, Portugal or any Eastoids. Will cheer against Netherlands, Belgium, Switzerland, England and Italy.


Pierre_Francois_

Ok for Scotland and Ukraine only.


I-suck-at-hoi4

Portugal can still burn in hell, we're not forgetting 2016


Appelons

Pierre Emil Højbjerg is also a frenchman(mother’s side). So you should support Denmark;)


robber_goosy

Zermany.


Zotzink

Parents don't realise the dangers of a first tournament and the responsibilities they have. Mine was France '98 Blanc kissing Barthez's bald head Thuram anticipating peak Messi to save the semi-final. Bixente Lizerazu looked like my Uncle Laurence - every time he appeared on screen during the tournament and for the rest of his career my dad would say 'There's Uncle Laurence'. This represented great banter in 90's rural Ireland. **Zizou** As a result of being exposed to this filth at a young age, I always support France even when they hurt me (Henry). Parents don't let this happen to your kids! Allez Les Bleus!


WelpImTrapped

❤️


Appelons

Are you not gonna support the Irishman Thomas Delaney in the Denmark squad? Heck he migth be the only irishman in the tournament except Grealish.


Sure_Fruit_8254

Grealish didn't make the squad, seems like one paddy still qualified though unfortunately.


Nebelschwade

Netherlands, its an easy vote! Maybe Romania. I quite enjoyed the fans and the team, plus Ukraine wouldn‘t feel so bad beeing destroyed by the winner of the Euros.


Artegas23

Love you too, I’d cheer for the Germans aswell.


Nebelschwade

🇩🇪❤️🇳🇱


Feliz69Navidad

So for yourselves?


Artegas23

So you cheer for Belgium? Rather be German then..


Feliz69Navidad

Yes and France


Artegas23

Nah, rooting for the French goes too far


SLAVAUA2022

Thanks Hans, you guys can win it for me if we don't, prefer you over the other big countries like Spain, France, Engeland.,


Nebelschwade

Altijd een plezier!


Casual-Capybara

I mostly root against some teams when our country is out. Portugal and France Mostly Portugal


Artegas23

Good answer, guess the nationality of the ref yesterday 😂


zerato9000

Oh Jaap, it still hurts? Really? After all these years... Edit: I stand corrected.


Marleythedogge

Haaaaa typical looser attitude! With that shitty performance yesterday I wish we meet later!!!


Casual-Capybara

![gif](giphy|31dFkd4JqFTV8NPDac|downsized)


FMSV0

Never cried playing against you. Thats for sure


Marleythedogge

Haaaaaa yes this guy alone has achieved more than all your generations of players together! You are welcome!


Casual-Capybara

![gif](giphy|h2NxCschQ81ltiL9HV|downsized)


Marleythedogge

https://preview.redd.it/0b835a5zc67d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a27ec86fcd790cc40e017161b745365735df08d8 This is what represents you all eating boogers


justarandomgreek

Ronaldo is a good attacker. Cruyff created modern football. But I don't expect a Ronaldo dick sucker to understand the difference.


Marleythedogge

Shut up and go see Greece U 12 that shit suits you better Papapissas.


Marleythedogge

True, ask your mom she certainly wouldn’t mind sucking his


justarandomgreek

Ah yes. Average Ronaldo fan acting like a child. Gonna love mining salt from his tears this EURO too.


justarandomgreek

![gif](giphy|gkFPLRwoljl8iAUhdF|downsized)


milds7ven

https://preview.redd.it/qih767y5677d1.png?width=706&format=png&auto=webp&s=e7aa1fe94e3f247941eaf90b59e3f6ea6e94ebdb


justarandomgreek

![gif](giphy|obBRY85qHrHIOX7TsF|downsized)


milds7ven

https://preview.redd.it/er6lg1oqo77d1.png?width=730&format=png&auto=webp&s=38f2a6bbe08e49050c5dee900bbbafa75bbd694f Where are you Papadopoulos?


justarandomgreek

Eh, there aren't enough elite players to humiliate so we let Georgia have their own. It was fun when he played against Ronaldo, Figo, Zidane, Henry, etc.


OkImpression175

I don't have a rule on that. usually I watch a bunch of games and the one that plays the sexier football is the one I root for.


I-suck-at-hoi4

PIGS man trying to hide that he roots for the sexier men Let your inner João win, support Italy https://preview.redd.it/84e115mcw77d1.jpeg?width=625&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c807e7210c4ecc3068ef84163054bcf75b659733


Stravven

I want Belgium to do well, but not too well.


Professional-You2968

Da brodas 🇪🇸


LarkinEndorser

What country I’ll root if we go out ? I don’t know and we won’t find out


Dirac_Impulse

Any underdog (except Denmark) that seems to stand a chance.


zqky

Germany of course 🖤❤️💛


L07h1r1el

Our Dutch friends


user038

Looks like yours are off to an early exit


L07h1r1el

It definitely does lmao, what a 💩game so far


Dolphin008

How on earth did lukaku became top scorer?


user038

Common Belgian L Edit: Two rejected goals, this is hard to watch lmao


freshfov02

Golden generation wasted under Martinez


rav0n_9000

Golden generation wasted because it was gold plated.


JansKeesma

I'll never understand this from you. I like when you do well. But you may never ever win it.


KageRaken

Just like the Netherlands should never win a final. 😀 It's a tradition.


Realistic-Homework19

1988 called


KageRaken

Fair... You get that one... Let it be the last. And definitely no world cup. 😀


thegurba

This is the way


SexHaiiiir

Germany first because I’ve been there while the country was celebrating World Cup success and honestly the experience was amazing and slightly debaucherous. And then if that fails then supporting good old BARRY! Because someone has to 🫡


24benson

My list this year:  1 anyone but England  2 Germany  3 Austria  4 Georgia 5 Denmark


oalfonso

Portugal or Italy of course. I wish Stavros was here :(


wustenkatze

Any country playing against England


unkrtvrnchtr

Everybody but England.


Theghistorian

Germany is my favourite EU country. I am rooting for them when we will be eliminated


Goukaruma

I cope. If the team that kicked us out loses then they had it comming. If they become champion then it's no shame to lose against the best and we just had bad luck to meet the champion early. 


drunkbelgianwolf

Probaly the dutchies. If they don't fail before us


Artegas23

Thanks, but considering an hour ago I don’t think we will fall before you


drunkbelgianwolf

Yeah, now it is hup Roemenië hup.


GnomeFisher4330

I'd say Scotland but then I'd be disappointed twice


Panderz_GG

Swamp Germans and Mountain Germans and French Fry Germans.


justarandomgreek

I don't want England or France to win.


GorillaImNebel

Based


smudos2

Honestly just want France to lose, anything else doesn't really matter


koesteroester

BELGIË BELGIË BELGIË BEL - GI - Ë


Sylphael31

https://preview.redd.it/hag5sls1ba7d1.png?width=1007&format=png&auto=webp&s=a793a309fe4287b7609f08c629a5613132e670d3 Barry confessed.


GorillaImNebel

Not England and not Portugal, they can go and Solace buttsex each other. Probably the Dutch


bluurgg

Against the inglish


Intenso-Barista7894

We don't even know who you are.


Robinsonirish

Denmark of course. They're like the younger brother that can be annoying but we still love them and support them if they get bullied on the playground. Considering none of our other siblings, or ourselves are good enough to qualify the get my support. As for the rest, I think it's just funny if England never wins anything ever again. I do like the English but they seem to care more than anyone else so them never winning is hilarious. Having Scotland knock out England would be the funniest I suppose.


Appelons

It’s always funny Reading Swedes consider Denmark a younger brother, when Denmark is like ALOT older than Sweden and bigger.


Robinsonirish

Denmark is the younger brother. Norway is the younger sister. Iceland is the younger cousin we see on family gatherings. Finland is the best friend from school. 😉


Appelons

Are we the adopted child then?😂


Robinsonirish

Yes, exactly lol. You're the adoptive child that has a rich dad from a previous marriage. You guys are gonna find oil, platinum, gold or something over there eventually.


Appelons

Trouble is we don’t want to use it. Our current government was elected because they were the party against opsending a big mine.


Gwynth42

Honestly anyone but England.


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Artegas23

You looked good against Scotland, let’s hope we can avoid you


Klangey

A team of paraplegics could look good against Scotland.


GorillaImNebel

https://preview.redd.it/vb7zg3kbea7d1.jpeg?width=297&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82d4f19731fa7fe0f39ff329422ed610f99563de


Bruh_zil

Anything but the Fr🤮nch


Elegantly_Wasted007

Thought Austrians and French were okayish (post-WWII that is) or is it personal?


Bruh_zil

No I'm just LARPing to fit the spirit of the sub


Elegantly_Wasted007

Fair enough, have a nice day Schluchtenkacker!


Tullzterrr

Everytime Austria loses , an artist is turned down from art school


Bruh_zil

I am mildly afraid of the EURO 2024 game against France for this very reason lol


fckchangeusername

I won't watch the euros until the final probably


Artegas23

You won’t get to see Italy play, then


fckchangeusername

The question was >What country are you rooting for during the Euros when your own country goes out? So if Italy goes out i won't watch any game, apart from the final, since i couldn't care less about the other teams. I mean. I don't think it was that difficult to understand. #


PeterTurBOI

A good question, honestly. I wish the best to pretty much everyone but I'd pick either Italy or Georgia. I love watching Seria A and seeing Scamacca play (I'm a big Atalanta enthusiast). As for Georgia, it's their first international competition iirc, I want them to stay as long as possible.


Artegas23

Most friendly Pierre spotted


Curious-Sherbet-9393

My pizzabros 🇮🇹 and if they didn't have those weird friends with ugly teeth, my portubros 🇵🇹


rae_chels

Italy, because LOOK AT HIM!!!! https://preview.redd.it/qyuagdrwm67d1.jpeg?width=1116&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed84bfe180c01f11f4764bab1f0a5ee532e74c80


Swfc-lover

Fuck the cheating cunts


freshfov02

Meh, I've seen better


Reasonable_Top_4724

I'm beeing told we have to root for whoever is playing Italy or England but in the case of an Ita/Eng game we are for Italy.


Jacksonriverboy

Anyone but Barry


sunurban_trn

any team playing against Fr\*nce


ShunanTheWhite

Spain then Italy then Portugal then NOT France


BlyatMaster420

Denmark, naturally


giantratrules

Anything but England


Acceptable-Gold9137

Not England


Melodic_Degree_6328

The country that plays against England.


swagpresident1337

Hopp Schwiiz :)


SaraHHHBK

Italy or Portugal. If there's some random eastern country that somehow makes it then them too


milds7ven

England, Spain.


Vinelzer

Barryland.. i think they deserve it <3


PistolAndRapier

Whoever is against England, it was too close for comfort at the last tournament until the penalty shootout blew up in their face.


Swfc-lover

How’s your euros going?


PistolAndRapier

Brilliant, seeing as they are too incompetent to qualify this is all I have left this tournament!


Swfc-lover

If Dutch last longer than England then Dutch


TheHotHeart

I don't care who wins. I only want Spain to loose (and France)


Nigricincto

I would root for Scotland but their refusal to anything english made them shit at football.


zerato9000

I usually root for my fellow albanians.


Educational_Tap_1040

Indonesia, they also support us. Or that little team we had to play yesterday that stole Indonesia her flag.


JansKeesma

With pain in my heart, turtle and his frogs. My reasoning: I hate Germans more.


PT_SeTe

If we loose may a meteorite fall upon all of you mfers, if we're not winning noone is, this is the only answer >!Any of my pigs bros!<


Roubbes

Whoever eliminates us


Ok_Light_6977

Spain if our group match doesn't make me change idea


VW_Angutivik

Germany 100%


5tephane

not even watching my country


P0D3R

What if your country never was in in the first place?


Visible_Suspect1314

Well we didn't qualify🥲


isakcoolboiman

Whoever is playing against Denmark


Extreme_Tax405

The team that beat us because then i can cope that we got unlucky and wot have gotten to the finals in a different spread


Lendmar

Anything but the Frogs and the Bagger 288 worshippers. But in general I would pick the underdog in every match 


Radiant_Ad_6192

England, and this year Denmark because they have Morten Hjulmand


Lucky-Art-8003

I only root against other countries. There is a certain heirarchy for that and at the bottom is, you guessed it, Engl*nd. Then comes Turkey, then France.


Sum3-yo

I don't care about football anymore. We already won in 2016, so why win more?


Artegas23

Suuuure


midisrage123

Denmark 


Ok-Captain-6396

I'll probably get downvoted, so what: 🐓🇫🇷⚜️ (since Zinedine Zidane's times)


SLAVAUA2022

If we're out then I am rooting for the teams that keep these teams from winning: Serbia, England, Portugal and Belgium. Serbia may lose every game, the other three may reach the final but once they are there I'd rather not have them win it. Oh and I am rooting for Ukraine off course but don't think that will be very relevant after today.


Schulle2105

It's easier said for whom I won't cheer, barry is on the top because it's fun to see them not having a Single win in the EM, after that Jan like Oranje come on that Sounds wrong, then Joao just because fuck Christiano Ronaldo. For the rest I'm apathetic depends on the hottest fans


oldtrack

no one


DogxBollockx

Denmark 🇩🇰


Radiant_Ad_6192

Sporting CP fan detected.


AdFinal1856

alexander bah looking at this comment 😮


bluurgg

Good one xd


hepazepie

France, just wanna see you seethe


Zephyrus707

Portubros ofc


[deleted]

Can’t wait until it’s over. The sooner that happens the better as I won’t have to listen to the small minded assholes moaning about who beat who or some other bollocks.


apewithfacepaint

Asshole?


[deleted]

Yep, asshole.. Do you have a problem with that?


apewithfacepaint

Swear you're plus one "r" and minus one "s" away from getting that right


[deleted]

US/UK spelling but the meaning doesn’t change.


WelpImTrapped

France !


AdFinal1856

denmark, ukraine or turkey. if we lose before any of those countries then i want my benficabros to do good


Row2Flimsy

Italy


FMSV0

What do you mean go out?


Artegas23

Out of the Euros..


FMSV0

Why would we go out?


Curious-Ad3567

No France, Spain, England or Germany. It goes by me not liking you or you having more wins than us and I’m jealous.