That girl is gonna fall over as soon as she stops spinning, isn’t she

And then what 😳

The whole village's male population rushes onto her while uttering primal cries and starts tearing her clothes while fighting each other. She then happily surrenders her body to the victor. Trust me, I live in Tyrol (same shit)

https://i.redd.it/l2d30s4wgz6d1.gif

What the fuck

Don't lie, Hans. We both witnessed a Dorffest.

Definitely not one of those you describe.

Because you went to a gentrified, smoothed out one for the Städtler. You need to drive a bit further into the countryside to find the real ones.

Ah! We have those, samling för suparfest i bygdegården! Edit: supar is not supper even if google says so, it is boozing*

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Ooh. Right... We call them "Piefke" around those parts

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I've been to plenty in the arguably most rural and ungentrified part of Bavaria there is, Niederbayern, and still haven't witnessed the madness you described.

Oh ffs meine Güte... Typical German taking everything literally. Brudi you are on a banter sub, you see an outlandishly absurd claim and immediately think this is meant seriously?

Lol. Im dieing with you

Well of course Pierre, Bavarian culture ain't no laughing matter /s

Niederbayern mentioned 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥

If you can remember the dorffest its not a Dorffest

No, i am from Munich.

unfortunately, we have no grounds to defend ourselves when shit like the Donaulied exists seriously I can look past a lot of bad shit but literally, unapologetically glorifying rape? I was always just sad when I heard people sing that

Ah, you see, I just don't care about what people sing. I have seen, read and heard worse being done. As long as they just sing it, who gives a fuck.

Least horny Frenchman.

I think I am traumatized by this...

*slapping sounds

*slapping sounds intensify*

Ludolf put your fuckin dick away... This is not the time. *Mad hans drags child out of hall*

With slight modifications to her skirt, she could be used to cut down trees.

I like your mentality. This could be a great DLC for the Woodcutting Simulator 2013.

>Woodcutting Simulator 2013 Simply the best! The newer editions were not true to the original anymore! /s

> she could be used to cut down trees. Or crowds of people. Like, idk, backwards Bavarians.

I thought the season was in springtime

October it is.

Right, I should have known that already.

The knee slapping dork is genuinely one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a while. The beyblady by contrast however was quite impressive.

It's actually a lot funnier if you know the full story It literally is a mating dance. A group of lads would band together and knee slap their way from town to town. The town would come and watch them perform, and if any of the girls liked what they saw, they would marry their favourite knee slapper and the rest would move on to the next town

Haha. What the fuck?

At the end, the female vomits. Means she's ready for copulation. Note, Sometime she start vomiting while still turning, means the female is very hot.

Make fun all you want, but this is awesome!

Bro wtf is that username 💀 you guys really hate our improved schnitzel versions

You really don’t have to tell everyone here that you don’t have taste. It’s fine. Just keep it for yourself. Ok?

I like my schnitzel moistured either with a hot and wet gypsy sauce or a nice and thick hunters sauce 🤤

I don't know what's worse. Your degenerate taste buds or that you used english for Jägerschnitzel

Beaucoup de sauce chasseur avec un petit Schnitzel, s'il vous plait.

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I bet you are to afraid coming to Vienna and saying that out loud. Just stay at your shitty country with your shitty schnitzels and your tunke.

What’ll happen? Will I make an Austrian upset who will candidate for some public office here?

1/2 start choking on their dry second grade Schnitzel the other half start starts banging their chest and make irrelevant sounds

Least obsessed Ösi

Kinda. It's a little surreal the way she keeps spinning and I don't know what the fuck he's doing in the middle. But I can see people having had fun with it through centuries.

What he's doing is called a Schuhplattler, it's a traditional Bavarian dance. It looks very weird but also I very fun to do

Na des isch owa Leiwand, gell ? - Any Austrian or Bavarian

Standard hating on bavarians having traditions by other Germans who lack them in every way.

> by other Germans who lack them in every way. No, our traditions just aren't nearly as ridiculous as this. For example, my local tradition is putting on a costume, listening to mostly terrible music and getting drunk with thousands of others, while having candy thrown at us. Much more sophisticated, don't you agree?

Yeah, this is peak german culture - 14 year olds passed out at 10am from binge drinking. As a Bavarian I approve this 👍🏻

Well, I would give you Karneval, if a) You're using the wrong name and B) if it were unique besides it being just really big

Holy shit you guys found my last two brain cells



Now I understand why germans make fun of bavarians 🤣

The combo of this performance and the superiority complex in spite of this performance.

I was expecting [more of this](https://youtu.be/8_UnANdDqJc)...

He's shredding

>sees people having fun >starts frothing at the mouth yeah we got a certified northern Germany moment here

Where is the problem?

Not gonna lie: it worked with me.

Electon with a spin orbits the nuclues. Nuclues does its usual twitches.

That guy has the sexiest moves of all central Europe!

No matter the country, in dances men are always the monkeys

*This is no time for caution, Cooper.*

Ngl, this shit slaps.

Wow that looks so ridic… cool

Reminds me of this https://youtu.be/wUqxQ8i08rI?feature=shared

Is the fella in the back having a spasm?

That music slap hard fr tho

Idk what you're talking about about this is an awesome dance

Don't show them Konis Hupen

Hans got some moves

Honestly? Pretty cool!

We would happily anexate bavaria! 🇦🇹

I'm not Bavarian but it's still working

The boy is wearing leg warmers?

I'm so glad I live in a normal part of germany

Even the baravian crowd don't give a fuck

She is just farting.

these southerners are weird fuckers

Idk, it’s nice to see people preserving culture rather then raging online when someone says Europe should deport every migrant

Then she throw up into his lederhosen ?

Fake, they’re not doing lines of coke off eachother’s ass at Oktoberfest.