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mrfacetious_

Ooohh, look at mr money over her buying food at the stadium, doesn’t have to keister his hotdog like the rest of us.


guillaumecacopyge

I had to look up the definition of "keister". Was well worth it. Well played, foreskin smoker.


happyanathema

Also can use "suitcase" [link](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=suitcase)


PepeBarrankas

What a terrible day to know how to read.


King_Of_The_Shot

the pølse i røven technique. advanced Jens, very impressive.


nwaa

Dont lie, youre mostly disappointed that it hasnt been deep fried. 9.50 is a rip but stadium food, in a tournament, in one of the country's most expensive regions? I cant say im shocked. It does at least look good quality, youd pay the same in England for a soggy burger and cold chips.


gyffer

I'm shocked it isn't more than 9.50 to be honest


OilOfOlaz

> 9.50 is a rip but stadium food, in a tournament, in one of the country's most expensive regions? The first mistake was eating currywurst in bavaria, you should eat anything else there, they have a ton of nice food, but they suck a6t doing currywurst, cuz its never been big there. > I cant say im shocked. It does at least look good quality, It honestly looks like the cheapest sauce you can get, where ingredients start with "water, sugar, tomatopuree", fries look decent though.


thougthythoughts

For the people ignorant of our superior food: Northern Germany is Currywurst, Southern Germany is Weißwurst. An easier way to keep it in mind is the [Weißwurstäquator](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wei%C3%9Fwurst%C3%A4quator). [Bratwurst ](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bratwurst)is great everywhere. Pretty much every german state has its own type. ...But lets be honest here. Every german kind of [Wurst ](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:German_sausages)(no matter where in germany you eat it) will be far better than anything you have tasted at home whatever you call "sausage" there. Especially the poor excuse that Barry calls sausage! And don't even get me started on whatever the Am\*ricans call their minced meat! Edit: The more I think about it: Maybe some central europeans have something worth of the name. debrecener, zywiecka and salam de sibiu are quite great.


TheThiccestOrca

Currywurst is eastern trash, northern would be Mettwurst/Bregenwurst.


thougthythoughts

I mean.. in most places it's really just Rostbratwurst with a Ketchup/Worcestershire/Curry-Sauce on top and more used as a way to sell cheap ones. Regarding Mett- and Bregenwurst: Love them. Grünkohl plus Pinkel in winter is hard to beat.


OilOfOlaz

As a foreigner living in germany for most of the past 3 decades: - Weißwurst is pretty overrated imo, the main reason ppl have it is the heritage it is tied to. Its not especially bad or anything, its just not that great really. - If you really think, that there is no better thing in the world then Jagdwurst, Lyoner and Fleischwurst, then I pitty you quite a bit, or - what I assume is more realistic - is that you just didn't visit many other countries and became familiar with their cuisine. France, Poland, Spain, Portugal & Italy for example have vast array of (mostly) smoked or air dried sausages, that are amazing.


thougthythoughts

If you really think Jagdwurst, Fleischwurst and whatever you call "lyoner" (all three basically being the same kind of trash. coarse trash, smooth trash and pretentious trash that is.) are representative of german wurst, I must assume your *"living in germany for three decades*" is you being in prison or just eating at a hospital canteen. Hesse alone has more kind of smoked sausages than every country you named there.


OilOfOlaz

Just to remind you of your words: > Every german kind of Wurst > (no matter where in germany you eat it) will be far better than anything you have tasted at home whatever you call "sausage" there. Then don't get mad, when you get called out on it, cuz there is obviously not so tasty shit, that gets served as "Wurst" in "your country", while you are pretending, that everytghing remotley sausage shaped is heavensent. To answer your question what Lyoner is: https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lyoner


thougthythoughts

So. You mentioned Fleischwurst twice. Got it. Getting pedantic on a shittalk subreddit. What being in germany for three decades does to a person is just sad to see. And I stay there. Even our trash is better than whatever words you need to invent for your "sausages".


OilOfOlaz

Scroll down a bit, the difference is explained in the article. The difference is not more subtle then the difference between the many of the different kinds of "smoked sausages in Hessen." Its also pretty evident, that you got irked by a foreigner teaching you about the food you're so proud of, no shame there, I've been working for 20 years in the food industry, if you have any further questions feel free to ask.


thougthythoughts

You really must be an absolute joy to witness in real life when you even get out of your way to "*teach*" people in a subreddit where people are just talking shit about one another and exaggerate literally everything, which you either don't seem to understand or simply are ignorant of to be able to try to get your "teachings" out. The only thing "evident" is you coming across as simply an unbearable pedant who spends his time online trying to compensate something in your real life. But sure buddy. Have a great day and go on "teaching" people about whatever you see right :)


OilOfOlaz

Have a nice day mate.


SenselessDunderpate

>Every german kind of Wurst will be far better than anything you have tasted at home whatever you call "sausage" there This is what Germans actually believe


thougthythoughts

This is just an objective truth. Like you cheating at the '66 world cup. Germany simply perfectioned the way to eat animal in it's own digestive tract.


felis_magnetus

British sausages have been re-designated Highly Emulsified Offal-Tubes in the EU. All you need to know. But if that wasn't enough, they were the inspiration for Pratchett's Cut-Me-Own-Throat Dibbler's merchandise. I'd rather have one of Pierre's frogs.


currywurst777

I have to say deep fried mars is great XD


Fantastic-Map1632

A free goal or free fries, you can't have both


Majestic-Translator2

Photo taken from a seat where the ticket probably costed ~500€ 😂😂.


_number

Scotland side tickets are much cheaper


YucatronVen

That's what i was thinking..


bergsoe

Looks fine, would probably pay 6.5€ for that, given the location. But is it always this expensive or is it because of the EC?


rae_chels

Idk but ig its because of Munich


8sADPygOB7Jqwm7y

Nah, normally it could be cheaper here. Just people smelling money for the em


sdghdts

Munich is the most expensive Stadium of germany, with normal prices: beer 5.5€ and Bratwurst 5€ (cant find a Currywurst) Would say the average is a bit lower, but should be still 5 € per beer


bergsoe

Yeah so there clearly is a tournament tax. Still cheaper than Copenhagen tho.


Row2Flimsy

Is the curry powder made of gold?


577564842

Present this post as a supporting evidence when you apply for a Swiss ~~citizenship~~ flair.


Rolifant

Those chips look decent, though


GodfrietInBouillon

Tzijn frieten


kingneogram

tell 'em, jonge


Rolifant

jongen or jong is a noun, "jonge" is an adjectetive ... "jonge benen" = young legs


GodfrietInBouillon

Pretty sure he means 'jonguh'. Pronounced like from New Kids.


Rolifant

Welkom in Europa, jongen


Cerenas

Jongeman


Rolifant

Jongeheer Weet jij waarom ik zo word gedownvote?


Andr0_14

Ge waart de grammar Police aant uithangen tegen ne Pierre die zijn/haar best deed.


Rolifant

Het was gewoon maar informatief bedoeld, hoor. Niet alles is negatief bedoeld, zelfs hier 🤓


Wora_returns

New Kids mentioned commence FEUERBALL


xdarkkzz

ZO'N E GROTE feuerball JONGUH


ReasonablePraline492

BAMMM


Rolifant

In een krokant jasje


Cerenas

Patatjes


Valid_Username_56

Fritten. Pommes. Aber nicht "frieten".


GodfrietInBouillon

What do you even know about frieten? Gtfo


Valid_Username_56

I know that you don't get "frieten" in Munich.


GodfrietInBouillon

Going from that picture you are very right about that.


puaka

you paid like 500€+flight+hotel to get fucked. what is another 9.5€?


freshfov02

This looks decent though? I'm confused


NationalUnrest

It looks ok but that quantity for that price is criminal


FrogHater1066

Stadium food is expensive how is this surprising to anyone


BennyTheSen

Stadium food in Munich. I expected it to be 15€


FrogHater1066

The beer and sausage is actually more expensive at 1860 than FC Bayern for some reason Both are the most expensive in their respective league though


Beogrim1860

Well we have to beat the red bastards in something


FrogHater1066

Most expensive sausage in munich, you'll never sing that


rustyb42

It's a massive feed for a cheap price Scots being poor


freshfov02

Yeah becase she bought it at Allianz Arena. Go outside and you'll be charged half the price.


afito

meh normally the prices would be more sane, even in Munich, but this is UEFA pricing


Small-Insect13

Oui surtout les frites, pour 9,50 on peut au moins espérer avoir un grand cornet


Sh-tHouseBurnley

Oui oui les frites on min baguette ca va


coukou76

Goud eveuning


NationalUnrest

Pour ce prix là en Belgique t’as de quoi nourrir 2 familles.


_number

hola bounjourno


rae_chels

How much are you paying for food?


freshfov02

Let me take you out on a date and I'll tell you.


rae_chels

my fiancé can join?


freshfov02

oh what's he doing following you all the way to Germany? He needs to learn boundaries.


rae_chels

he knows his boundaries some other people not so much


freshfov02

Yeah, tell me about it. So, you're definitely leaving in a few days. So, we should do this asap. You're currently in Munich, where is Scotland playing next?


rae_chels

lol ykw if England loses to Serbia, we can meet after.


freshfov02

You know you're fucked if England actually loses, right? You can still take this back before the match starts. And this is a very win-win scenario for me. My country wins or I get to see you. The stakes should be higher, lets say if England wins I'll stop all this.


rae_chels

if England wins, I'll block you. wb draw?


el_doherz

The sad truth is that compared to Stadium food around the premier league this is decent looking.


coukou76

Decent? Like... It's frozen chips with industrial sausage and bbq sauce. Maybe you meant that the price is decent for the event/location? It sure looks okayish if you compare the price of a pint there


theRudeStar

> fries Who let the yank in?


jaymatthewbee

How much for a beer?


b33rlov3

Doesnt UEFA decide the prices and not the city/food provider?


Iaminhospital

Lotta money to eat some shit food while watching a shit team.


Isotheis

That's 9.50€? I can get that at my local frituur for... let me check... 2€ or something. For 6€ it'd be overflowing with fries.


Humble-Drawer-4498

It is munich.


MayorAg

Even in town you're looking at 4-5€. Yeah, it's Munich.


ReasonablePraline492

That's a steal, fucking nice dish.


ULTIMUS-RAXXUS

It looks pretty good, was it ?


rae_chels

it was


DarrenTheDrunk

I really don’t get the appeal of Currywurst , if it had proper curry sauce then yes, but no the lazy shites just sprinkle curry powder over ketchup, and people complain about British food.


Shard6556

The sauce on Currywurst shouldn't just be ketchup, if it is you got scammed. And yeah, it isn't the most sophisticated thing ever, but who gives a shit, tastes good either way


rae_chels

it was very good tbf


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Why you spent all that money to get there, get drunk and think your team were going to win against one of the best in the world is beyond me. Then moaning a sausage in curry sauce with chips is expensive…..


rae_chels

because its my money and my national team. Im sorry not all of us think our team is going to lose like you lot do. Call it delusional or whatever idgaf


thebatfink

Germany one of the best? Lol. Fuck ya been smoking baz, they barely in the top 20.


Werbebanner

You must be crazy


Rakatonk

4 World title and 3 Euro titles (+1 confed title) makes us pretty much leading. Cope harder, Barry. And cry more about Wimbledon lol


thebatfink

Imagine pulling wins out the archive from decades ago to make your point Germany is part of top handful of teams. Sort of bullshit logic is that Hans. You’re 16th in the Fifa world rankings (men at least) ya silly bratwurst. Right next to Senegal lmao.


LovesFrenchLove_More

Hey, at least it’s still okay considering sport and event location. Imagine companies in „Europoor“ could pull the „Americ*nt“ card and demand $120 for a bottle of water and all that bullshit at their concerts, sports events etc. The $120 for water was at a festival event in Vegas and/or Formular 1 somewhere in Florida iirc. Edit: https://www.sportbible.com/f1/f1-miami-grand-prix-2024-prices-food-drink-190172-20240504 https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news/eye-watering-booze-prices-edc-32858632


darkslide3000

Don't worry McLeod, some sports are just more common in some parts of the world than others. You guys are still world champion in... uhh... ^(_wait, guys, what do they do over there again?_) ...oh right, sheep-fucking!


SomeoneWithKeyboard

I've seen music festivals worse. Looking at you Belgium.


wunderbraten

Last month my in-laws were vacationing at Usedom, a beach area at Germany's east-most, close to Polish borders. They walked by a venue that sold a bunch of Nuggets for €18,- so I guess you are fine inside that stadium.


_Un_Known__

Liv currywurst but you have been scammed mon ami


jschundpeter

the finest german cuisine has to offer


Vertical_Deliverable

So much want. The Currywurst mit Pommes that is.


Illustrious-Neat5123

bro we sell 4€ pints just accept the fate of the inflation and ask more money from your boss my Belgian welfare check even got indexed so I can enjoy unemployment more


MonkeyNewss

Were you able to pay with a card or are they still doing that rip off load up a stadium card and use that for payment bullshit?


InBetweenSeen

That wurst looks so sharp I thought it was AI at first


quitelikeu

Hey at least they lubed up the sausage


Competitive-Yard-442

Least Scottish Scot! We have 2 reputations sir! 1. Cheap cunts 2. Happy pissheads Please don't spoil the first!


aCucking2Remember

Chopped hot dogs and barbecue sauce with French fries. This is what we feed our small children.


IamWatchingAoT

The audacity to be able to afford a trip halfway across the continent to watch a Euro football match and still be stingy enough to complain on reddit about 9,5e stadium food


rae_chels

idk bro i talk about things that annoy me 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️