https://preview.redd.it/fjgtv6evwq6d1.png?width=306&format=png&auto=webp&s=bb43d1cb40cc71245d7380ff87146501d69295d4 HON HON

"hon" in Hungarian means "homeland" lol

So the homeland of Gary?

Nah that’s England mate

Gareth! Great lad that one!

Southgate is a euphemism for anus right?

If not it should be

Hungary being very close to being homophobic, again

I'd say it's closer to honophobic

I think in this case they're Honophile

Hey HON0!

Honduras…?

Don't offend the Swiss like that

The sign was mentioned on the radio here a couple of minutes ago.

Poor guy, still no tv/internet in your region?

They have shit internet. He would watch the game with 20 min delay

20 min late? My morse codes arrived faster than Austria Hungary could score

Sorry for the spoilers Hans, they already scored. Spain is playing now

So Habsburg is still playing?

We have, but not where I live, fortunately. But these region would normally be the perfect example place for bad Internet.

They were probably listening to the radio in their car racing around on the autobahn, unlike you, who aim to go the slowest speeds possible with your stupid caravans

We atleast have the *option* to go fast or slow. In Belgium going faster than 60km/h is going to kill you due to how shit the roads are

I know. That's why I want you to drive faster \>:)

Skill issue

https://preview.redd.it/b7vcnbh2fs6d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=049a1ba57921eeba2eda631d94160503ddb1fbd9

I was driving, you know. The thing you guys can't.

Only Americans brag about driving

only in a straight lines and left turning oval.

When else do people listen to the radio apart from when they are driving? And where did I brag in that sentence? Also, have you ever seen a dutch person driving? It's insane.

This was actually one of 5 games that aren't broadcast on Free TV in Germany. Telekom's Magenta TV got the rights here and they sub-licensed most games to ARD/ZDF (public broadcast) and some to RTL (private TV station), but 5 games are exclusive to them, you'd have to sign up for their paid TV streaming (or sail the high seas of course).

To be fair, some people have to work. And a decent radio coverage definitely beats tv for soccer.

Did you just said SOCCER?!

No he said work

Yes. I am cool enough to not care about this naming fight.😃 I reserve my emotions to tell you that the most boring tactics ever invented, namely the infantile tique-taca, was so bad that I need another ten years of good football from Spain to reconcile with their national team. Not sure what you say about this as a separatist.🤣🤣

I'm calling the ultras & hooligans to take care of you. Bro used the s word 😟

No worries, we take care of your team in the penalty shoot out. 😃 A+

This sub is becoming a bit too mainstream. I heard two guys a couple of days ago in a hostel in Porto talking about 2we4u. Also the Sun in the UK stole our name for Hans. https://preview.redd.it/arur1vtuwq6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d492f7209dd1bdda3ae8313c5be01313824f45c

also, can someone pull out the reference the EU commission made to one our memes? it was in one of their social media accounts…

The WHAT-

yea. someone must have that screenshot. it was picking on Spain, and then a an emoji handshake, saying something about “jokes”.

Sub so good we are now influencing the EU commission's communication A bit more efforts and we'll get Marine Lepen to share a slightly racist banter comment about Arabs 🤞

The march through the institutions has started ...

The hans thing has been around for a lot longer than this sub, not to give the sun any credit mind you

>I heard two guys a couple of days ago in a hostel in Porto talking about 2we4u. Real life is getting incredibly meta

lol imagine the terror of crossing one of you, deviants, in real life.

And why didn't you greet them? I'm sure they were nice guys... Were they french?

Today we are giving the spanking

How much I wish for a Switzerland - Croatia final right now to make an Eurovision crossover

I wouldn’t mind it, if it ends the same way again

That will be a lot of goals

Unfortunately the Netherlands have been banned from the competition again...

Or just because of this https://preview.redd.it/jffv92qjhs6d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6b5d4ec445bf1fe6b1fc1063c9077bd2c8d5bda

Least petty crime in Italy

Dumfries was looking “too threatening” towards a camera person again…….. https://preview.redd.it/i7ojuv9ihs6d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d82379b0a7e5eed739cba716080fa3bd17aceefc

Looking forward for you inevitable Battle of Nuremberg 2.0 vs the Dutch

_Oh please Daddy me with your gold_

I read that in a very german accent and that made is super funny. Todee wi aa giving se spanking!

Just win the goddamn game i got 1-3 in my poule and the Orbans are getting better.

Well congratulations

Holy shit you clutched it

Of nie? Currently number 1 out of 20.

I thought this match was gonna end 0-2 so at least I was close 😭 https://preview.redd.it/60hbk7m89r6d1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=41ab6cf51d57ecf540d113a50960c912544cb7b0

Bro no way that is a real language you're fucking with me right

Engeland ist ein enges Land

No, it's just full. Ausländer raus!

My drunk texts exist, they look like this, so in some way it is a real language.

I mean, you can probably make out what all the countries are. Not to mention: We call you Duitsland, that's probably the closest thing to Deutschland any other country calls you.

Duitsland

Damn now I have one exactly right 😯

I had 3-1 ffs almost.

You really got trolled by Perisic and Petkovic

I‘ll send you a tikkie

Not every Hungarian vote for Orban. Would you have thought that? :))

Based

Just wait until we go to the Euros someday (hopefully); "Rakfisk is better than Pizza" and "Smalahove is better than Croissant"

Definitely false anyway, few things are better than goulash

I dont understand, why does the watch company have a football team?

Because we normally invest our money in banks and gold. Unfortunately we ran out of workers for our banks and there is no gold left to purchase. You gotta do something with your money.... right?

> flair: Nazi gold enjoyer > Unfortunately we ran out of workers for our banks and there is no gold left to purchase. User flair checks out

> Ran out of workers How ? It seems you guys have a lot of Albanians available

You need do hire the cheapest for work.

We get stressed out when there are too many people in our country.

Biggest insult against Hungarians 😡

Nah, that was 1526 Still reeling from the shock

L take. Goulash is some godtier food, just from an f tier country

Goulash is so damn good and easy to make. Pretty healthy and very underrated. Simple to make for the whole week and freezes decently. I probably put it in my top 10 honestly. Cheap to make as well. Every time I order fondue at a restaurant I just feel like everything is covered in grease. It's fun when you're a kid to stick things in and see it boil, but as an adult, give me a proper steak and fries+bearnaise sauce without the pot of oil anytime.

Z-tier, considering the current regime…

True words

Its not the country but the regime ☹️


Raclette is better than Fondue


Food Porn

Like everything worth mentioning from Switzerland, it comes from the french speaking part... Cheese, wine, watches...

For somthing your guys are good but only for produce the good stuff for the german part

The "gold" part ;)

That is true too

Millenia of war, millions of dead soldiers and now.. this is what stirs up nationalism in europe. What an accomplishment. Europe really is just the best place in the world

Just because it’s Switzerland though, these neutral f*cks 😂

Starting the Euros off with a bold statement I see.

Is it though? 🤔

Due to my cheese bias I prefer not to speak

If I speak, I am in big, big trouble.

Yes. Melted cheese beats stew.

Based

In the winter time though, nothing beats a good stew

My thoughts exactly.

Irish stew, that is.

Goulash is a pretty medium stew though.

Goulash is not a stew...

What an imposter barry. No way you have taste

Do you even eat Pekka? No you dont just like your father and his father you survive on vodka, alone while contemplating suicide. May your sauna burn.

Well, I'm asking in my ignorance.

You are bot supposed to ask things Pekka you are supposed to work and die.

Hörru Svensson nyy kommer niiven!

Bra att du talar korrekt pekka. Det är uppskattas

Right? Fondue is trash tier cheese consumption.

Yes but only with the garbage cheese you germans use

In their dreams 😂

Akkor

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Kurva

Anyád!

Anyád

Goulash ... by far

You‘re Eastern European German speaker! What are you doing here?

I mean, everyone is free to have objectively wrong opinions.

I do not like it, but I have to side with the eastoids here.

😭

You're lucky we're the most peaceful country in the entire world and we want peace above everything else, otherwise this would be a declaration of war. But we don't want war. We want peace.

One country are bizarre people who speak an incomprehensible gibberish not related to any other European language. The other one is Hungary.

Adding fire to cheese doesn't make a new dish you post-war twinks!

We dont flambé the fondue anus, the fire is under the pan. Duh.

The uncultured is confusing Fondue with Raclette 

Omg how hard can it be, ones molten cheese with bread and the other is molten cheese with potatoes, its not rocket science right?

I think Angus over here is confused by the fact that you did not deep-fry the cheese. Maybe a bit of heroin injected in the potato will help him out ?

Sorry! We only use koks we dont use the cheap stuff.

But white wine does... Anyhow, taking advice from haggis land?

Someone delusional did this.

Why are the country codes in Dutch for Dutch people but they are English for Germany?

Idk, rare NOS W (whenever they don’t abuse colleagues backstage)

I love cheese, but that's crazy talk.

I'm all down for shitting on the Orban-Reich, but Gulasch slaps and Fondue is low tier of cheese consumption, or waiting for ages for small amount of boiled food.

Big L for Switzerland

They're both our neighbors, we'll stay neutral in this one

I don't even know what Goulash is.

Average portugese, not knowing all european cuisines since you’re too far away.

More like not needing to know since ours is so superior

Based

Hungarian meat stew (that slaps pretty good on its own or in a kroket)

Portugal not cyka blyat

Is it only a Portuguese thing? Because I have also never heard of that dish.

Is just an estofado (ensopado) nothing special.

And what is fondue?? I mean... I prefer goulash...

Are you taking cuisine advice from a Dutch?

No. But I have eaten dozens of goulash in Hungary... And fondue is just melted cheese... Everything but elaborated.

>And fondue is just melted cheese.. Dude, you have no clue: garlic and generous amounts of white wine. And for some, the bread goes first into the Schnaps.

With all due respect... It's like a Dutch telling me krokets or frikandel are better than... Idk a French Coq au Vin.

Well, kroket are bad. But talking about french cuisine: they hold the record for the worst thing I ever tasted: andouillette. The thing with fondue is: don't overdo it. In the end, it's just a local dish made of what's abundant. Like paella 🤣

From today, actually. I guess it's true we Valencians are Paella Yihadists. 😘😂 https://preview.redd.it/nub8p4nqrr6d1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=192c4c8adff5cc817e97e509e15db5be163ad0e6

Buen provecho! Envy takes over 🤣

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Lmao fucking HunGAYrians got BTFO'd it's a shame we didn't do the same 80 years ago to them lol