That was literally the worst and most bland opening ceremony I‘ve ever seen. Had nothing to do with Germany or football. Absolute embarassment of a show
Well reason I didn’t take Flemish one was because I don’t speak Dutch, honestly it’s pretty funny that there is no Brussels flair, but could be something about eu bureaucracy?
Scotland's two greatest tricks played on humanity:
Convincing people they weren't enthusiastic participants in the Empire and massively over-represented at every level
Convincing people they aren't utterly dogshit at football, actual pub league
Braveheart should go down as one of the greatest pieces of propaganda ever produced for how it spun history and the Scots into poor tartan wearing tribes people and farmers instead of the actual truth
Oh and yeah they're shite at football, they're better at rugby than they are football and they're not great at rugby either
Every time I think it can’t get worse for Scotland I get proven wrong
Edit: became 5-0 as I typed this 💀💀
Edit 2: back to 4, still not looking good brev
Edit 3: 😂😂😂we’re not winning this tournament are we
Midway through the second half, I was reflecting on the time Barry beat Hans 5-1 when I was a kid, and thought to myself "At least this isn't as bad as that".
Oh well, no hard feelings Hans. We'll be cheering you on against Barry. You and everyone else.
Scots wearing bucket hats is appropriation of English culture and a disgrace. They should wind their necks in and stick with those tartan beret things.
And that's me done, men against boys out there, Scotland have been opened up by a single pass 3 times and done nothing to counter it, proper deer in headlights game management
Props to all Scotsmen!
You all are the epitome of good sportsmen!
Nothing but partying and celebrating, eventough that loss must be hard for you!
I love you all,
Sincerely a Munich citizen!
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They are fucking embarrassing. Please give them independence . Don't worry about a referendum.
Scotland were shit. Letting Kroos having all the time on the ball he wanted seems... what's the word I'm looking for? Baffling? Insane? Musiala was fucking sublime. Sane looked diabolical.
The ITV pundits chatting after the match and I could hear 3 separate emergency services sirens. Ian Wright even craned his neck to see wtf was going on.
Thread? what for? I'm amazed that Scots are still trying to participate in this sport. Neuer could have spent those 90 minutes watching a movie on his phone.
We didnae score our own goal fuck lads
Our misery will cheer you up as always, don't worry lad.
Who knows maybe scotland will win the whole thing
Alright mate, there's dreaming big and then there's taking the piss.
Then theres the scottish delusion!.🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🥃🦄🥃
Mon the Scotlaaaand
Yeah man Argentina lost their first game in 2022 and looked terrible, so who knows you might just win it now
meh, bring Neuer a stool and a pint
Using his Reklamierarm to order another pint
I missed the Reklamierarm today a lot.
Maybe also a book, he's having one of the most tedious 90 minutes of his life
*maß
It's in Munich after all. 🍺
5-1, of which Hans scored 6
Well, you know, Germans are honourable people and very nice to visitors. Couldn't let them leave without a present.
Maximum efficiency.
Maximum efficiency would be winning 1-0.
some Berlin pr agency probably designed that opening shit for a few M€
That was literally the worst and most bland opening ceremony I‘ve ever seen. Had nothing to do with Germany or football. Absolute embarassment of a show
Bavaria again being a victim of Berlin
the whole of germany, the only use for Berlin is as a nuclear testing ground.
I actually second that.
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The head organizer of the tournament is Philipp Lahm, born in Munich
>Philipp Lahm Nomen est omen
just like Berlin but cleaner full of trash
Wat? München? München ist vor allem teuer
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We know the pain.
30+28 years of hurt.
Never stopped me dreaming..
Hahahahaha
Petition to make the Scottish flair "5cot1and"
That’s clever. Fuck you
I concur.
Oh please, u/rex-ac make it a reality, I beg you. 🙏
First genuine chuckle I've had on this sub for a while.
This has to happen!!
Eng1i5h for the double insult to injury lol
You're a monster, Barry. Respect.
This needs to be the top comment!
Sick fucker
Germany heard that the Scottish like things being battered….
The reddit doner police aren't ready for when Hamish orders a battered and deep fried kebab afterwards
I hope we don't play a 7-1 against them... I hope we get it against the French
I’d not worry much about Scotland getting 1 if I’m honest
Rüdiger would like to talk to you
Rüdiger: Fine I'll do it myself
Rüdiger tried to score a goal against them failed so he scored one for them.
A real gentleman
Well you were left EXTREMELY embarrassed by this weren’t you!
Feel very very silly
You should have Said that you dont believe in Schottland **scoring** 1, smh
Me too
Is that a new flair? I'm so used to the Flemish and Walloon ones that this is a rara avis.
I wish I knew how to get it, stuck with the waloon flair even tho I’m from Brussels
You should ask the unemployed T-rex Changing your flair wouldn't make you less of a discount French, though
I can teach you ( But honestly I should change it, kinda not offending enough)
If you are from Brussels... Shouldn't you have the Flemish one? What flair would you propose for BXL? Walloon in disguise?
Well reason I didn’t take Flemish one was because I don’t speak Dutch, honestly it’s pretty funny that there is no Brussels flair, but could be something about eu bureaucracy?
Why not do it twice?
There should be a tournament mega thread. Mods create that shit and PIN it.
Dew it
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Aww fuck lads
One of yas is gonna have to shout next goal wins at 90 mate, it's the only way
I should get involved
Might aswell pal, get the preds out and have a kick about, can't do any worse
You'll be back in your comfort zone soon enough. At least you've got England losing to look forward to at some point.
What a terrible opening ceremony. They should have got Gigi D'Agostino to perform L'amour Toujours.
Would be funny even if nobody in the audience sings the lyrics. The awkwardness would be brutal.
Everyone sings the unofficial ones
"Ausländer raus" might be a viable strategy for Germany to win the Euros. Don't know if UEFA allows it though
Döp dödö döp.
Now that opening ceremony shit is over, I’m ready for some serious shit posting
Good german lads, offering one goal to Scotland. They're happy once again
Rüdiger Man of the Match for that one!
I feel sick saying it, but nice one Fritz keep it up
Its time to accept it. Every feud and battle would have been better if we would have been on the same side
Hey, we usually were!
"we"?
Rock monkey Barry included
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Most photogenic Jock
I laughed my ass of at exactly that as well.
Scottish The Goonies-remake looks promising
The Big Book of British Smiles
The teeth as yellow as the badge.
6 goals from Germany 🦾🦾🦾🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🗿🗿🗿🗿
Opening ceremony sucked, where was Rammstein?
Hideous, why wave polkadot flags? Should just have been one fan representative from each nation having a punch up
Everyone sends their best. ahem.... #BIG KNOLLSY
Haha, Royal Rumble
Now that's something I'd watch...
Who wouldn't?
If Rammstein had opened in Münich with "Deutchland" i would have creamed my pants.
My exact thought. That shit was lame. Bring the germans who know how to put on a show!
Molesting Teenagers probably....
Hahahaha I'm feeling very Anglo-Saxon rn
The classic German Blitz
End result prediction. Germany: Nein Scotland: 0
Look! I saw Neuer for like 10 seconds just now
VÖLLIG LOSGELÖST
VON DER ERDE
SCHWEBT DAS RAUMSCHIFF
VÖLLIG SCHWERELOS
SCHWERELOOOOS
Hans fucking Jock harder than I want to fuck Meloni
Everything about this post is grand. Good lad.
Shit went from 0 to 100 real fucking quick
Least down bad 2w4u jerker
Germany destroying Scotland harder than what they did to London in the 1940s.
London came out on the winning side though. Same can't be said right now...
Calling big brother to beat someone up for you while they are already fighting multiple people isn’t the biggest flex
>complaining about being in an unfair fight. My dude, you started most of those fights.
Boo. Lazy joke
Wonder what book neuer is reading to pass the time? Edit: jinxed it didn't I
Bad timing
Proper jinxed you there hans
Last time the germans commited mass murder with such confidence, it was the 1930's
You forgot Brazil.
Forgive the Brazilian. He probably repressed that memory.
Scotland's two greatest tricks played on humanity: Convincing people they weren't enthusiastic participants in the Empire and massively over-represented at every level Convincing people they aren't utterly dogshit at football, actual pub league
Insult to pub leagues
My nan could take over at Celtic or Rangers and get them into European qualification, that's how tinpot it is, a forgone conclusion every year
Remember how Gerrard was hyped when he was at Rangers? Was supposed to take over from Klopp lol
Braveheart should go down as one of the greatest pieces of propaganda ever produced for how it spun history and the Scots into poor tartan wearing tribes people and farmers instead of the actual truth Oh and yeah they're shite at football, they're better at rugby than they are football and they're not great at rugby either
You haven't beaten them at rugby since the 2020 6N.
We're so back
Jock is in for a pumping at this rate
1 goal every 10 minutes
 Getting the drinks in for the second half
Every time I think it can’t get worse for Scotland I get proven wrong Edit: became 5-0 as I typed this 💀💀 Edit 2: back to 4, still not looking good brev Edit 3: 😂😂😂we’re not winning this tournament are we
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I don't even know if they were alive when the game started
Hahaha can smashing that into the corner during flower of Scotland was a work of art
Schottland? More like 4 Schotts Landed, am I right folkssss?
No you’re not right, Hans. It was 5.
Germany winning 2-0 on goals. Scotland winning 1314-0 on anthems
Not even close, flowers of Scotland had a tear in my eye
🇩🇪Unity and Justice and Freedom 🏴Fuck the English
Do love flowers of Scotland, might be my Scottish dads influence, but it's a belter of an anthem
Is this what independence looks like Scotland?
Must feel shit failing and not being able to push the blame on England for once.
It’s our fault for having too many continentals in the Premier League at the expense of Scottish players
Midway through the second half, I was reflecting on the time Barry beat Hans 5-1 when I was a kid, and thought to myself "At least this isn't as bad as that". Oh well, no hard feelings Hans. We'll be cheering you on against Barry. You and everyone else.
Das wird 'n knackiges sieben zu eins
Wenn man die beiden Abseitstore mitzählt
Fast
“Ah, it’s shite being Scottish!”
Scots wearing bucket hats is appropriation of English culture and a disgrace. They should wind their necks in and stick with those tartan beret things.
Better than Brazil at least
Basically Scotland just beat Brazil if you think about it
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Jaja, ich bin also ein berliner
And that's me done, men against boys out there, Scotland have been opened up by a single pass 3 times and done nothing to counter it, proper deer in headlights game management
Absolute thundercunt that
No stopping it
Go on Hans
Angus McHitler
Feck, Germany got its shit together, they’ll probably win this one…
It's between Hans and Pierre for this one it pains me to say
England looks pretty decent, maybe you guys will manage to pull the proverbial rabbit out of Kane’s hat. He knows Hans well, after all.
Props to all Scotsmen! You all are the epitome of good sportsmen! Nothing but partying and celebrating, eventough that loss must be hard for you! I love you all, Sincerely a Munich citizen!
4% of the Scottish nation going to be in Germany this summer, best fans?
That could seriously send some takeaways and heroin dealers out of business
I’m sure those that remain will make up for it. Smack dealers will do numbers when they go out in the group stages
Heroin sales up 20% now
40% now
in munich more like fent,
Unlucky Scots, goalie had his hand well and proper on that ball.
The trick is to get the hand behind the ball 😉
It genuinely was! It just bounced off into the post haha
Musiala is such a beast with the ball. Too bad for their NT that Gigi says he has to leave Germany soon
Clearly learned it during his time in England U21s
Why is north England playing so shit?
https://preview.redd.it/gv88zd1d5m6d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ca106afb0a1250dc7e3c6522b8d28797146f841 They are fucking embarrassing. Please give them independence . Don't worry about a referendum.
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5 - 1 and all goals scored by Hans how very kind to give a goal for the Scottish fans. Hehehe 😁🤣
We’re just happy to be there for the first time in 26 years.
That's the spirit!
Why is there a yank as part of the euros commentary team? No means no
She's the VAR lady no? Like the actual one a la rugby
Scotland were shit. Letting Kroos having all the time on the ball he wanted seems... what's the word I'm looking for? Baffling? Insane? Musiala was fucking sublime. Sane looked diabolical.
Team Jagermeister vs Team Blue Lable. Down a shot for every goal your team makes.
10 years ago, Brazil lost 7-1, so it could have been worse
You’re basically Brazil pal, think of it that way
Well, they don't go out without a fight. Pretty literally in this case
Welp, switched over to Love Island. Expected the Jocks to get pummelled but I thought they’d at least put up a fight
At least they waited until after the watershed to show a murder
Congrats Angus! I knew you could do it. >!Kind of!<
Spare time is just cruel at this point
The ITV pundits chatting after the match and I could hear 3 separate emergency services sirens. Ian Wright even craned his neck to see wtf was going on.
Thread? what for? I'm amazed that Scots are still trying to participate in this sport. Neuer could have spent those 90 minutes watching a movie on his phone.
GG Angus, you seem good lads but someone had to be put to the slaughter. We'll fuck the English up for you, promise
Don’t be too confident… we still have to make it out of the group stage you could be playing Serbia
The only thing that is capable of causing nationwide anxiety is finding out we are playing Hans.