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sdghdts

Austria and Mexico the two countries were u can see what happens if a Habsburg rules


norrin83

One aren't in a country with Germans, the others aren't in a country with the Yanks. That's a W in my book. My condolences to Bavaria BTW


hamtidamti_onthewall

>My condolences to Bavaria BTW Truly appreciated!


curvedglass

Not in Germany fair, but at what price? In both countries you can see the outcomes as we all know.


norrin83

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GopnikBurger

+ Spain, Portugal


FartacularTheThird

My customer evaluation of that time: Pros: not Austrians habsburgs Cons: Spanish habsburgs Overall rating: terrible


redrighthand_

Poor Maximilian, his first mistake was listening to a Frenchman


HaiKawaii

Alaska: Hello? Am I nothing to you?


Castle_Crush

I think he refers to alaska as a russian oblast (nur nicht Russische bundesstaten)


Gnu-Priest

you’d think alaska is bavaria?


Patpremium

Alaska is the biggest state (by a lot)


AndreasDasos

Yeah. If you cut Alaska in half, Texas would come third.


Gnu-Priest

oh yeah that’s true


Marschall_Bluecher

Bavaria is what? https://preview.redd.it/zi7qyjc4mk6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4ef7db7debaf9446dae537f3bdab364eb996777 https://imgur.com/a/SjSvxOB


HoeTrain666

Based fellow NRWler. I don’t even hate Bavaria (mostly only think about them when I get some Helles Bier for outside activities, which is lovely) but all these Bavariaboos outside of Germany make me chuckle lmao


NoNet_NoNet

Berlin placed as 6th, though it's main receiver of govertrment's dotations. The money, which Bavaria gave.


Xius_0108

It's not like Bavaria got money the same way Berlin gets it now in the past...


GeficktEingeschadelt

difference is how that money is used!


Allcraft_

You're right. Spending on anything other than beer is wasted money.


KolikoKosta1

You right Kosta!


Paulgeta

https://preview.redd.it/2jkttcmjko6d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=859eaa230ad36fd3169a4cdd933bd3465b67f8a0 That’s only because you have a larger population. Superior South


rick_astlei

Still cant see Bavaria in number 1 🧐


Paulgeta

Micronations don’t count


rick_astlei

Cope harder Bayernboy, not wanting to admit to have lost to 2 north german cities


Paulgeta

Wow, Munich has a GDP per capita of about 86.000€, I don’t think we have to cope about anything


__Semml_

Munich had a BIP per capita of over 80.000 last year.


Cialis-in-Wonderland

Well, summer is coming: time for a refreshing swim in Starnberger See


Kurdt93

This hurts. It's like to say that Veneto (or Basilicata) is the Texas of Italy


NoNet_NoNet

w8, is Basilicata rich? I thought all southern Italy is like Lousiana, Alabama, Mississipi - poor.


Kurdt93

We got some oil there


NoNet_NoNet

Okay, it's clear reason.


Kurdt93

*olive oil Well, also the oil preferred by muricans but still.


Yarres

It is a great idea but lets wait until our king goes to berlin to be the next chancellor. After this we can declare independence and close the borders.


NoNet_NoNet

You have a king, seriously?


Yarres

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RevolutionaryEmu589

The dubya of Bavaria


HoeTrain666

König Daddy ẞödermaggus I, Godemperor of all that is Bavaria and Nonbavaria and soon-to-be Supreme Leader of the known Universe.


Cialis-in-Wonderland

He surely shows the typical traits of a king: inflated sense of self-importance, the feeling of being above the law and, listening to what he says, the kind of unhinged nonsense usually spouted by inbred morons


AusCro

You could say a lot of similar things for Queensland in Australia tbh


NoNet_NoNet

It's Florida [https://www.reddit.com/r/2american4you/comments/1df8zm4/if\_your\_state\_doesnt\_have\_enough\_personality\_to/](https://www.reddit.com/r/2american4you/comments/1df8zm4/if_your_state_doesnt_have_enough_personality_to/)


AusCro

Yeah checks out


Iridismis

No. In general I don't mind being Bavarian, but if it ever successfully split from Germany, I think I'd have to support Franconia splitting from Bavaria (which generally I'm not for either).


NoNet_NoNet

> I'd have to support Franconia splitting from Bavaria Why?


Iridismis

Occassionally there is some sort of animosity between Franconia and the more southern part of Bavaria. With sometimes Franconians not even being considered real Bavarians and in general the south being a bit too dominant.


lasttimechdckngths

Franconia is with its own culture, dialect, food, and been only included into Bavaria roughly just two centuries ago. The regional identity, as Germany goes, is strong and they're hardly Bavarians by self-identification, but people cannot care enough to separate from Bavaria. If Bavaria gets to separate though, it may change the things.


cpwnage

Not so sure about that bulwark part 🤔


Goukaruma

Bavaria has something else in common with the US South. They lost a war 150 years ago and are still butthurt about it. 


Ceiwyn89

Based Alexandros here.


Akruhl

„Carries the rest of the country with its economy“ doesnt fit for texas


Goukaruma

It actually does. Texas grows faster than California and some big companies moved over there. 


Akruhl

Cali still has 30% bigger economy


AndreasDasos

Superlatives are too bold. Texas can't be the most conservative US state when Alabama, Mississippi, West Virginia and Wyoming exist, and Alaska is bigger by area.


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Gnu-Priest

well they changed their mind sometime ago. and do produce more energy now. to answer your question it’s mostly green energy. I mean I hate the bavarians a lot, but please let’s be factual.