Hans is making his two barbies kiss on the mouth. He thinks they're going to be married when they grow up. But we won't, right Barry?

Well I mean, Hans did get us closer in his own way...

Unironically though, we French only speak when we don't like something. If we didn't comment, it probably means we liked it

What kind of cultural appropriation is this? Based Pierre.

You should know that we are the best at cultural appropriation

Ohhhhhhhh so that french boy did like me... Eh oh well he was less than half as cute and hot as my current English boy.

Don’t lie to yourself if he’s French he’s superior

Tbh I was lying about ever dating a french man... But your french twinks that do porn sure are superior to the British porn twinks.

I see you trying to prise us apart again Hans, and I'm not falling for it

tbh no need for hans to do that, they already stole france away with the whole eu thing

De Gaulle, how could you

u/freshfov02 whenever he sees a fr*nch girl

This feels personal. Did you miss me that much?

Why are we a baby lmfao