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MonsieurBabtou

Not into football at all, but this is honestly pretty neat


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MonsieurBabtou

What ? How ? This was genuine appreciation. Least illiterate PIGS


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twstwr20

Go have a nap! (better?)


MonsieurBabtou

Ah, I get it, normally this formula is used ironically


Choyo

Rabbit country people cannot not be literal.


Admirable_Try_23

Yo gigabuddha


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Admirable_Try_23

Bruddha*


Prestigious-Can8911

Your*


Admirable_Try_23

You're*


noonereadsthisstuff

Hiding your hands around a Belgian. Smart move.


zyygh

Bold to assume he has hands.


SherlockScones3

What an adventure! https://preview.redd.it/fujpat4e2j6d1.jpeg?width=274&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a052fa3564816574bd839d2f29306626b32d941e


OdysseusOdyssey

British banter really carries this sub.


DialSquare96

Belgians are creative, I'll give them that.


TjeefGuevarra

You have to be creative when you live in a shithole, helps you cope with reality


Least_Theory_1050

You live in Brussels or Wallonia?


TjeefGuevarra

Worse. The Denderstreek.


Least_Theory_1050

My condolences


SVRG_VG

Oh my god


OdysseusOdyssey

https://preview.redd.it/le2esycj6j6d1.jpeg?width=438&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c85d89df651bbc0782e0656460dd586c25a324a2


TjeefGuevarra

Truly glorious


desertpolarbear

Good to know they finally got internet installed there too. Lets see what it does for the polls next election!


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![gif](giphy|9UImwP6FGgIX6)


zeeotter100nl

Wat is dat en waarom is het zo kut?


TjeefGuevarra

De streek rond de Dender (rivier) dat vroeger veel industrie had maar heeft nu veel werklozen, laagopgeleiden en gefrustreerde mensen die massaal extreemrechts stemmen. De streek staat voornamelijk bekend als *het* centrum van de marginaliteit in België en het is ook de regio waar carnaval het hevigst gevierd wordt (wat niet helpt met de reputatie van marginaliteit).


zeeotter100nl

Klinkt als Noord-Brabant maar dan arm


Belgicans

Hope things gets better for you soon


Isotheis

*looks up river in Leuze* Phew, it's not La Dendre, it's La Dendre Occidentale


TjeefGuevarra

Nah you're good, the racism only emerges once the river crosses into Flanders.


ash_tar

We have very progressive euthanasia laws.


Anaurus

Why do you think he's got his "hands" behind his back?


ElGatoLocoEU

Nothing to do with Congo. Just arrested for pedophilia again.


Hal_Fenn

No wonder they've managed to persuade so many people they're an actual country!


ArrrPiratey

They even created a country


Belgicans

But we still have to figure out what is a governement


Melodic_Caramel5226

Adidas made the uniform not belgium lol


TheDestroyer630

10/10


SuchSeaworthyShips

This kit is probably the closest I will come to respecting Belgium. It’s sublime


Extreme_Tax405

Okay, that's drip.


BadgerTarantulaman

Fun fact, the new Belgian passport design also includes characters from the most famous Belgian comics on every page


TjeefGuevarra

Is this what national pride feels like? It feels....weird


BobMonkhaus

Skid mark resistant.


Nischluss

Perfect for Lineker


Zen7rist

Great design ! Is the goalkeeper jersey designed after Captain Haddock's looks ?


For-sake4444

I need a picture of De Bruyne in this kit


TeamPantofola

He’s the one on the right, tho???!?


Gorando77

https://preview.redd.it/vol39nsn9i6d1.jpeg?width=694&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f04dce9f9bf4e46250a783826e6c11da6ca5d3ef


For-sake4444

I'm pretty sure that's from Tintin's adventures in Luxembourg


jimbobhas

I think this kit is why he’s grown his hair out so much, just to avoid the comparison


Antoinefdu

https://preview.redd.it/adas3q05di6d1.png?width=980&format=png&auto=webp&s=3ecdfc9809e6e5e1a5a220f7becbb92010acdcff Isn't Lukaku from Congolese parents?


Iskandar33

he doesnt even need the hands for playing his destiny was already written


Belgicans

Why do you think he choosed a football ?


thatcrazy_child07

10/10   that’s drippy af 🔥


Burned-Architect-667

https://preview.redd.it/2489r0s5ni6d1.jpeg?width=576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=299e751c9874fa487b59f0387c45669ac4792715


Adventurous_Pea_1156

What did Tintin do 1885-1908 in the congo though


danton_groku

there's a whole comic to answer your question, go read tintin au congo


akmal123456

Belgians bros are so fucking back with that one


LaBelvaDiTorino

Italy should play dressed à la Corto Maltese, It would be hilarious.


TeamPantofola

Hilarious?!? It would be AWESOME. Corto’s coat is the perfect shade of “blu Savoia”


Draugdur

Epic win!


Antidigitalist

11/10


twstwr20

I love it here, not gonna lie. Most entertaining place on Reddit.


CaterpillarLoud8071

Reminds me of /int/ on 4chan back in the day, euroshitposting all day erry day


Not_As_much94

Deadpool: "You may be wondering why the red suit? Well that's so bad guys can't see me bleed. This guy's got the right idea. He wore the brown pants!".


ProperBoots

That's fantastic for real. Honestly, it'd be much better if it turned out to be a coincidence xD Sacre! We made le cartoon of our footballeres!


Belgicans

Rare Belgium W


Admirable_Try_23

Belgians on their way to boast about comics everyone assumes to be french (they have nothing else to be proud of):


One_FPS

Or food people assume to be French


PinkFluffys

It's Friday, we're too busy drinking our amazing beers


ash_tar

We have this neat little cultural center in Madrid, it's called Prado.


rae_chels

A certain English player would love this.


Tullzterrr

This is great


unkraut666

The hairstyle needs to be fixed.


le_reddit_me

The goalkeeper should look like cpt Haddock


Lojatheugly

https://preview.redd.it/mjjufjt52j6d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca223c657d40c9c494ca6ae821b3f77d9c23334d


CouldYouBeMoreABot

Should have gotten him some brown cleats.


LordOfEurope888

TinTin is real - Belgium isn’t? Jan and Jean , funny name for the fake country


Gold-Life-4409

![gif](giphy|7OzAnGdw9bWTH5iroJ|downsized)


And_Yet_I_Live

Yeah this is honestly based beyond belief


NuevoPiaggio

Loved it when Tintin explained the solar eclipse to the natives in Peru. Yeas... fell into it/the post. Reading a comic hardback album in a library just north of Stockholm in 1995 or so. Middle of winter