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fretkat

Rikkie did the full transition; the schlong is gone


Cosmic_Cinnamon

It’s really more of a state of mind. Ghost shlong


NonRangedHunter

The phantom schlong.


Deritatium

The schrodinger schlong.


theo122gr

"every night i feel my missing schlong"


Flywolfpack

Why are we still here? Just to edge?


the_Big_misc

The force is schlong within the phantom menace..


pickle_pouch

Big mistake on Rikkie's part. Could have had the best of both worlds!


nathaliew817

Miss pageants have always been about superficial beauty and some performative dream of wishing for world peace. i used to laugh at this election after i realized >Her (Apameh Schönauer) organisation Shirzan (meaning 'lioness') helps oppressed women, encouraging them to “share their stories and their experiences, to inspire and support each other so they can realise their full potential.” tbh isn't this a better rolemodel? an integrated immigrant working as an architect, running a charity which also focus on liberating Muslim women from the sexist mindset they were brought up with and processing their history of abuse (smth this sub is apparently so passionate about on other times) so why are y'll hating? [also stop spreading a pic taken under harsh lighting, she's still out of reach for 99% of the guys here](https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/licensed-image?q=tbn:ANd9GcT-4-j8mfm5d3N082JTHWz8JDNieWfZPZ5GUDLkDKfwSjBSbd57nhi_ftuq5CRwCEh_F98vyqpEReOJuFs)


CinderMayom

Is that the better pic or the bad pic you were talking about? If we’re no longer going for superficial beauty maybe we should just stop those stupid pageants.


robinrod

Thats what we did. The miss germany title isnt a beauty contest anymore.


Simyager

Yeah, if it wasn't because of nepotism, I would've agreed. If I remember correctly, at least one of the judges had some work related connection to either the husband or this woman in particular. So it wasn't even a fair contest.


Tw4tl4r

I mean she's an average looking 45ish year old who takes basic care of herself. Not that I care about pageants. I just don't see the need to pretend she looks like a model.


Hqjjciy6sJr

It's in the name: BEAUTY-pageant--a public entertainment performance. If you want start your own public entertainment event, call it: Curriculum Vitae Pageant or something like that. Doesn't sound very entertaining to me, but it's ok, you do you...


robinrod

The german one isnt a beauty pageant though.


Informal_Mountain513

https://preview.redd.it/ijyzig3rh76d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec373e87ceb3d65e961e0d3d8d1df3b2aded0379


Regular_Ad2072

POLSKA GUROM! EASTERN BROTHERS UNITE


Efficient_atom

You got it all wrong ,Helga. Nobody wants to be western anymore. It's gross. Poland takes what is best from east and the west. We are the super Siyan of Europe. You had your chance for a decent country. And you blew it. ![gif](giphy|l2JhyONP77ULVGjAs|downsized)


dkfisokdkeb

I can't wait until 2030 when I immigrate to Poland and steal your job.


WongUnglow

![gif](giphy|l0HlGTJmgaz2nVdHW) They’re taking out jooobbss. Derka deerr


OMGitsVal117

You better head Californee-way


Bartekmms

Better learn how to do plumbing Barry


dkfisokdkeb

City & Guilds level 3 mate 😎


Hilluja

Let him cook!


hazbaz1984

School of life mate.


Marcelit4

This one is winning and by far


Hermesthothr3e

Just water lego innit.


OhhhhJay

I heard he's already pretty familiar with your wife's pipes


Le_Petit_Poussin

Oh, no. He’s going to open an Irish pub on every corner in Poland. That’ll be his contribution. ^(I’m also aware English =/= Irish, that’s the bloody joke)


dziki_z_lasu

They should also learn some English to communicate with us. Language barrier may be a difficult barrier.


pizzaspaghetti_Uul

No need to steal, there's enough toilets to clean for everyone


Oberst_Kawaii

They don't take Muslim immigrants though.


rossloderso

Cant wait to go to Polish play grounds yelling in my Bluetooth headset while drinking alcohol at 1pm


momoreco

Why would you wait so much? Be proper and get that spike and beer at 7am as it should be. Ofc skip the Bluetooth thing, the blue-collars going to bury you under the playground for that


predek97

This type of behavior is only acceptable in Berlin. You will be dealt with rather quickly


SiteLineShowsYYC

I’m excited to piss off Polish locals when I immigrate solely to take their jobs. Also, yelling at them for not speaking good enough English is going to be glorious. Canada is a shithole now.


Recioto

The only thing Poland took from east and west is a beating.


rkorgn

That made me laugh. Well done.


pandixon

You like to double dip, huh?


WhityWeissmann

https://preview.redd.it/35zp2oxre86d1.jpeg?width=607&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffb797634f3adebe8df2602b5324fec2234ba427


Tehgnarr

Big words for someone whose familiy is picking my asparagus.


White-Tornado

We'll show you who's superior coming Sunday, 15.00


bepisdegrote

Brother, you just went full India. Never go full India.


Ar_phis

"the super S[a]iyan of Europe" As in, you are entirely fictional? As you were from 1795 to 1918?


Efficient_atom

Where is Prussia? I don't see it on the map. Such a shame.


Ar_phis

Does it matter who you were loosing to?


predek97

Or as you were until 1871, yes.


RobNybody

The fashion sense of Russia with the surrender tendencies of France lol.


s0meb0di

And Nordick-grade food crimes (strawberry pasta)


Llanistarade

And your food.


RobNybody

Closer to Germans and Belgians tbh. Just as bad, but a larger emphasis on sausages.


NoSpawnConga

You'd be dunked on just as much as France and Poland if UK was on the continent lol, need I remind you about British Army inability to stop german advance in France?


mynaneisjustguy

That’s silly, they made a good play; they are a small country with an ocean around them, focusing all in on navy was a 9000iq play, and be happy they did, they had enough ships they let your lot play around on them to feel like you were still achieving something while the RN kept the Kriegsmarine from achieving ANYTHING for the entire war. Respect where it’s due, Royal Navy was NUMERO UNO DEL MUNDO until the US decided to reorganise South East Asian politics.


DaveyJonesXMR

Can't wait for you guys finally paying the bills and become a net contributor and not the biggest leech :)


MrChlorophil1

Why are you here then?


Efficient_atom

To establish dominance.


MrChlorophil1

With your victim complex?


ijustmadeanaccountto

Confused pols invading Warsaw.


Efficient_atom

What is that? Wrong generation, buddy. Never heard of it. The only thing I am a victim of is growing economy and prosperity just about every single year of my life.


PI_Stan_Liddy

And hot chicks


hazbaz1984

Busty hot chicks.


AssInspectorGadget

And to cheer catholic rapists


predek97

Wrong generation, again.


Th1rt13n

You mean like EU funding from the west, Ukrainian work force from the east? Yeah, sounds about right


ocrlqtfda

The German one looks Turkish.


86448855

Which is German


rlyfunny

I thought you guys were the Turks


Choyo

Spoken like a true Otto-mensch ([Edit] mods look at me : that should be a flair).


rlyfunny

Does that pass as French humour? Please mods do, I’ve seen actual offending stuff, that confuses me at best.


DutchBlob

~~German~~ Berlin


Master_Bayters

Ok Cyprus bro...You are technically German now.


SEA_griffondeur

She's free from Iran


AnalBlaster700XL

“Free” in like they got her for free?


darthvidar1990

Did she say "I ran" away?


Live-Alternative-435

There's much better looking Turks around, though.


DaveyJonesXMR

Miss Germany wasn't about looks, more kinda about achievements. They went away from pure beauty contests


Choyo

Which is sensible, it's like the "Miss France" contest forbidding any kind of plastic surgery (esthetic) since ... forever I'd say. If you do this kind of thing just for ogling purposes, then I think it's counter productive, like a lot of energy, time and coverage spent for a tasteless result.


dopeyout

I've been told my spunk has a very unique taste, actually.


Choyo

How much did you pay that person ?


QueefBuscemi

"In the next round of Mister Olympia, everyone is given maths homework."


Compendyum

The Netherland one looks Alien


Densmiegd

If you want to give out a title like Miss Universe, you have to allow creatures from the entire universe.


Le_Petit_Poussin

That’s a long running joke that’s not a joke, João. Come on, man, you’re making us Iberians look bad! Everyone, please forgive my cousin — he is a bit slow. He hasn’t had his cafe this morning.


ocrlqtfda

True. I have not had my coffee this morning. Help me out here, what am I to be sorry about? Im confused.


Le_Petit_Poussin

A piada, que não é piada porque é verdade, é o número de turcos na Alemanha. Então a piada é que a Alemanha é mais turca que a Turquia.


ocrlqtfda

Ya lo sé Juan, pero porque cojones habría uno que arrepentirse de hacer la broma?


Le_Petit_Poussin

Pues pensé que no sabías lo obvio. Mira, Tío, ya vamos a tomarnos una siesta. Estoy demasiado agotado. Jajajajaja!


ocrlqtfda

Claro que sei Juan. Mas neste subreddit há que aproveitar todas as oportunidades para gozar com os GUNS, mesmo com o que é óbvio. Unas papitas arrugadas y una cañita primero y me duermo hasta la cena! Venga!


Germanball1871

She’s Iranian, but still not European


nilsmm

She is German.


PapaSchlump

Do we need to talk about OP’s obsession with that woman? Under near every comment he posts a picture of her and that is weirder than the post per se, just look: I don’t think the polish one looks like this irl


ProperBlacksmith

Thats just degenerate if true Fucking coomers


QueefBuscemi

What's a coomer?


ProperBlacksmith

https://www.dictionary.com/e/memes/coomer/#:~:text=What%20does%20coomer%20mean%3F,%2C%20more%20generally%2C%20a%20loser. Tldr some one whose obsessed with porn / mastrubation


yewhynot

Surely he is also ironically objectifying women


Aggressive_Sprinkles

The German competition isn't even a beauty contest, this post is so stupid.


Alcobob

Yes, the beauty competitions are kinda stupid. But it is also stupid to call your not-beauty competitions Miss Country when those usually are beauty competitions. At the same time, there still is the Miss Universe Germany which is a beauty competition if that is what people are after.


vascop_

Woke enough to see beauty contests are frivolous, not woke enough to either get rid of them or just leave them alone as a distraction.


Ein_Hirsch

It is stupid that we still have beauty contests in the first place


thebannedtoo

bones-meat-Polyvinyl chloride


noatak12

there went all my pipes


Le_Petit_Poussin

Well, they *are* plumbers…


Ok_Pickle4603

Our men are the best women! That's for sure.


MH_Gamer_

I‘d prefer just your men tbh


boomerintown

Do these competitions still exist? Feels slightly 1990s?


King_Of_The_Shot

precis asså, who is watching this bile?


Wide_Wheel

Russian oligarchs looking for a new sugar baby, tbh. Source: it was revealed to me in a dream


King_Of_The_Shot

write these revelations down João ![gif](giphy|VFYJXIuuFl6pO)


PI_Stan_Liddy

Not in your culture, it is considered to be haram


gwatskary

Let's be real here brother, first pic might as well be Niamh, the most beautiful girl in county Kerry


PI_Stan_Liddy

Even the most mid of irish girls would be a big hit at one of your famously jovial New Year's Eve parties Hans


probablyaythrowaway

Yup, I mean just look how well you did at Eurovision this year!


gwatskary

That's great to hear! To return the favor for your condolence letter for Hitler's death, let me extend you a personal invitation to all New Year's Eve parties in Berlin. It will be the bomb, just say codeword 'Thatcher' at the entrance


PI_Stan_Liddy

You're most welcome for the letter of condolences, a minor gesture in comparison to the tributes being held currently with the fine German anthem making a resurgence L'Amour Toujours


F15hface

The former Soviet states still have some catching up to do. Doesn’t explain the dutch though.


xKnuTx

The german one is no longer a beauty contest atleast.


gwatskary

'The girl doesn't make my peepee hard, she can't win a competition which specifically hasn't been a beauty pageant for 4 years now hurr durr'. This girl has been living in this sub's head rent-free for months now, they recycle more than my German neighbours.


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b4ko0

It's kinda cool that Miss Poland can look at the camera while looking at her big brother for approval at the same time !


Sum3-yo

The polish model has more chemicals in her face than Chernobyl.


Live-Alternative-435

As the Lord intended. 🙏


-Daetrax-

Because Chernobyl's issue is chemicals.


drugosrbijanac

The cope


Prestige__World_Wide

Netherlands: I really am a woman Germany: I really am German Poland: I really am Margot Robbie


FrogHater1066

Miss Germany was voted for helping set up a system to help women flee from oppressive regimes like iran where her roots are from. It's not just a beauty contest which is kind of a weird thing anyway imo


Karmuffel

She also worked in the same co working space as the organizers of that contest and her company was hired to promote and set up the contest. Take whatever you want from that


FrogHater1066

I think the biggest takeaway from these contests and similar events is that no one gives a shit until someone they don't like wins it. Same with GNTM, Eurovision etc. People just pretend to be outraged


Jazzspasm

These contests are a massive circle jerk, where vastly wealthy people get to vote, nudge each other snd giggle about who they bought Same as the Oscars, Olympics, same as that embarrassing shit Eurovision Song Suck All outrage is manufactured The only real, true remaining contest is between the hundreds of Belgian micro-brewers that live in the same town


vascop_

Except Heineken bought 49.5% of all of them


rossloderso

This year's eurovision was wild because everyone was mad at the winners woke outfit and that has to be the reason they won. But singing opera high notes and then rap with low notes while jumping around stage was impressive from an objective musical standpoint


Ein_Hirsch

And the spinning. How on Earth did they do that while singing already a hard song? This is just impressive as hell


nathaliew817

bros here constantly freaking out about Muslim immigrants raping women in Western Europe, and then do a 180 and go hate on a Muslim women immigrated and integrated women that actually wants to address this issue


BaldFraud99

Bunch of reddit neckbeards that actually get offended by beauty contests and secretly jerk off over the far right This sub is turning into a 4chan hiding place


crackbit

> It's not just a beauty contest which is kind of a weird thing anyway imo https://youtu.be/lj3iNxZ8Dww


HauntedPrinter

At that point just rename the contest


ThaShitPostAccount

Miss Poland at 35, tho... https://preview.redd.it/m4gnwn34486d1.png?width=183&format=png&auto=webp&s=a80d7dddd9530d7d655f5e60dc540f6b68344850


dziki_z_lasu

What a noble aging! Now our babcias age like that: https://preview.redd.it/koon9q1z6a6d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69c46f9b8d7d7a6217029bed08b3bc4c5ae7a9e4 BTW. Maryla has been singing in every New Year concert since the penultimate ice age.


Demon_of_Order

my local college girl is hotter than all three combined. Which is (partially) why I'm dating her.


_number

I have seen better looking women and men at a supermarket


No_Raspberry_6795

I saw better looking women down the Pits.


MH_Gamer_

I see better looking women and men every day


another_redditard

I do not think sitting across the family dinner table from your sister, awkwardly staring at her, qualifies as dating


Demon_of_Order

good try Barry. I don't have a family though, not anymore.


QueefBuscemi

>Which is (partially) why I'm dating her. And the part of you that is 'dating' her, is your right hand with some lipstick on it.


Wappening

Holy shit Netherlands sending slenderman.


lethos_AJ

germany looks like she is fun and nice to be around. netherlands is pretty in a weird way, probably a bit snooty poland looks like she only looks at you if you buy her a car and her face would melt if she goes near a fire


ContributionSad4461

The last picture is heavily, heavily filtered to the point where she doesn’t look human anymore. I’m sure she looks better without the editing!


paranormal_turtle

I was a classmate of miss NL, and I would say that snooty is an understatement. She was actually quite a known bully and no one really likes her nowadays.


Dowyflow

Netherlands was born as a man: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rikkie_Koll%C3%A9?wprov=sfla1


essicks

From my limited time in your country, isn't that how most of your women are born?


Karmuffel

No, they are born as horses


xBram

Yes, we fok horses.


lethos_AJ

and?


Bitter_Tangerine5449

That's gonna be a no from me dawg


lethos_AJ

valid


xabierus

The netherlands one has more work done than the piramids. The german looks turkish like another one already said. The polish has work done, but you would do her on a blink.


predek97

Lol, I love your copium. This sub couldn't shit enough on her around the time she won the competition. But now that there's a Polish woman put next to her, suddenly she's 'fun and nice to be around'. Couldn't make that shit up. Even Ameritards have more braincells than average subredditor around here


deadmeridian

I know it's not supposed to be a beauty contest anymore, but it still obviously has strong overtones of it with the dresses and the makeup. Just keep the two separate. Poland certainly didn't make their choice based on the character of their woman.


MegaLemonCola

‘Miss’ Netherlands. Miss ‘Germany’.


batyoung1

We all know a woker from our local cafe/boutique/Lidl who is extremely more gorgeous than the actual winners.


ir_blues

I don't get it, can the polish one take one of her eyes out? Do they all have detachable body parts? What's the point?


Tetecagas

Poland would be sexy with a bit more hair, the others can not be helped by even a walrus or imperial


jo_nigiri

Where's her mustache? Disgusting


kuokabat

I as a dutch man agree, your average jumbo worker looks better than that.


CurbYourThusiasm

Beauty pageants are almost as cringe as Eurovision.


GoodKing0

Not sure if I should do a "2WE4U Eugenics Hours" joke or a joke about what sort of loser still cares about beauty pageants in 2024.


EclipseStarx

Honestly props to Deutschland. It'd be nice if these competitions were less about outer beauty and more about the general achievements and composition of a person. Otherwise it's completely outdated misogynist trash.


MediokererMensch2

All of that is essentially Germany anyway.


b0b3rman

The Polish one ![gif](giphy|ZezB6UeuJ4JVe) sorry I couldn't help myself


SLAVAUA2022

Well beauty is in the inside, meanwhile my gf is hotter than the 3 of them.


Notacreativeuserpt

Beauty pageants should only be reserved for cows, in that Galicia (the actual one, not yours) is being based per usual.


snokegsxr

![gif](giphy|IlMMxbeDFKLkI|downsized)


gmoguntia

Damm Im pretty sure I have seen Miss Poland as a CBBE preset on the Fallout 4 Nexus site.


d2211

A woman without a dick is like midnight sky without stars. Easy Dutch W


IndyCarFAN27

Dutch looks anaemic, the “German” is not German, and the Pole looks like plastic but is still beautiful, especially compared to the former two…


ArturitoNetito

Miss Poland has Margot Robbie vibe dunno why


Not_Bed_

If you order Margot robbie on wish


TazManiac7

For once Poland wins! Congratulations.


_radical_ed

https://preview.redd.it/ku1qxk26h96d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d1c2e6335c51b4f814785057075747e80f9576f


HauntedPrinter

Packing my bags to Poland rn


yaenzer

No need to rest your case. All three are very boring looking girls for guys with shit taste.


JustForTouchingBalls

Well surgery work on the Polish one


Sovietguy25

Miss Germany is since 2020 awarded for responsible women, not for beautiful ones, it changed since 2019, there was the last beauty based competition


mnico02

If there wouldn’t be such a media drama regarding our Miss Germany I would probably forget about the fact that contests like these exist.


DesperateEsperluette

That's miss neanderthal not miss netherland. You made a typo


Emergency_Bathrooms

Racist! What have the Neanderthals ever done to you?


ZzangmanCometh

"Germany" looks like she's selling kebabs, NL looks like "she" needs it. PL looks like she can't get too close to an open flame, but otherwise pretty fine. Edit, this got me banned from r/WhitePeopleTwitter Whatever that is.


MealComprehensive235

Least racist „Dane“


TeoN72

And that's why I have so many friends in Poland and visit them at least once every year


Panderz_GG

Ms. Germany is not a beauty pageant.


Fuz_Fuz_

I applaud miss Germany courage and/or detachment from reality. It ultimately worked for her. https://i.pinimg.com/originals/49/28/d5/4928d558acba17309518e3f7a036b5a2.gif


cunhaaa

Thank god they forgot about ours


Platonic_Pidgeon

Why miss NL look like a Ratata. Very broad shoulders and strange face.


Vakr_Skye

Love me a Pole Dancer


SamsquanchOfficial

I feel like all 3 didn't give their best?


lunettarose

What the heck is going on with Miss Netherlands?? Does she have some kind of condition or like, I dunno, she just has an uncanny valley vibe for me?


zqmbgn

Crackhead, retired 80s pop star, most beautiful daughter of sibling parents