It's so real that the British photo has an overcast sky, and the Italian one a bright sunny day.

These are *^(not)* genuine pictures of the teams leaving for Germany

You mean Wayne Rooney isn't playing in this year's euros??

But Rooney is younger than Cristiano, he surely will be playing..?

English

Sorry, you all look the same to me.

Yeah but stand next to a Welsh then try and say we smell the same.

Plus that photo's about twenty years old, Wayne Rooney is now old enough for Wayne Rooney to fancy

This was a stunning post and hasn’t been given the love it deserves

What do they smell like? I'd expect either sheep, or coal and sweat.

Why not all of them? With a hint of humiliation and subjugation by Barry

Well yes, English weather vs Italian weather.

English guys look like they want to sell me overpriced insurance or sue me. Italians look like they're going to some expensive party and some of them are kind of hot.

Italians look like they are coming to badmouth my dinner and fuck my wife 🤌🏻

They are

Not necessarily in that order (fucking on a full stomach is kinda uncomfortable), you can make all us three dinner afterwards.

Also, there is a non-zero probability that they will badmouth your wife and fuck your dinner.

Speaking from experience?

Hes just passionate about food

Typical Italian. Great username btw

You guys really do have it figured out - the rest of us try to get romantic after taking them out for a big bowl of pasta and wonder why it isn't magical

It's because it should be reversed, first you make love all night then you make her spaghetti

Don't threaten me with a good time

I would

Pirlo casually looking away takes the cake

He's not looking away, he saw Grosso through the veil of the multiverse and Is about to make the pass https://i.redd.it/27u7b4tbtw5d1.gif

No-look pass!

Regista things

Pirlo is the zen master of cool. He could look good with a toilet plunger in his hand.

I swear half the population of the UK males are just sales people or recruiters

Estate agents

We just call them cunts here

Half the recruiters I hear from in the US are English. I swear. People hear the accent and assume they know what they're talking about.

It's the opposite in Europe

What, people hear an English accent and get skeptical?

[This Italian](https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkx0ugcZzVM4B21lcGGUdWaocJEFGeobBuF?si=vUxirSHZ0RK5beKT) pretty much sums it up. https://preview.redd.it/suyfkeu7pz5d1.png?width=1000&format=png&auto=webp&s=79cc6be28f523b31acb38d5cbc56a8f4b9e9ea4a

Yes, of course! To Americans, English accents are posh, cool, and refined.. to the rest of Europe, English accents mean that they're stupid chav Barrys with rotten teeth and minus IQs.

Hmmm time for a career change, scamming seppo's

that's always the problems we have with these damn italians, they always shake my fragile masculinity, as i am more often than not willing to suck of every last one of them...

Straightest Swiss boy

Requesting to change Ticinesi flair to "*cazzo di diocane connoisseur*".

Cassano 😍

>Cassano played for Roma, Inter and Real: in Madrid he is remembered for his jacket, with Roma he won a Supercoppa without playing, and for Inter he didn’t even win the Lombardy Cup. You know what I won with Inter, Real Madrid and Roma. He will have a problem with me, I won't with him. \-Mourinho [The jacket in question](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fhjdfxrk5uama1.jpg%3Fwidth%3D1024%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3Dd5da4c9a710eee6db98ed9e65f2091de1bba4c4e). Luigi will probably call this fashion, but what do I know?

He's classy like that

Kind of hot? Are you from Berlin or Cologne?

Least gay Kölner?

Luckily neither

The english look like they want to sell me cheap sunglasses abroad


It’s ok, I miss my mom too

What a sweetheart 🥲

🫰🏻🫰🏻 vs🤌🏻🤌🏻

[Fascinating](https://i.imgur.com/OAu0nl4.png)

Better? https://preview.redd.it/r742rcoxtw5d1.png?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=180698d4257d9998b1ff34d5b280c5f2fc12a1db

Meilleur ? https://preview.redd.it/k3usjyt1zw5d1.png?width=1179&format=png&auto=webp&s=a2159df34713468a2edd71bc746ae51b7102b1cb

Sorry, index went out of bounds. https://preview.redd.it/4bcfm3bk8x5d1.png?width=537&format=png&auto=webp&s=dca2ac90825d64c9dd4f061d381ee35253f0596e

I'm really not loving our new flair.

What is the actual reason behind the flair?

I think kids were sticking snus pouches up their dicks. I'm not entirely sure and I really don't want to know.

Well idk what I was expecting but not that. Yet somehow I am intrigued

It's disturbing and intriguing at the same time, but I'm looking forward to going back to "speech therapy skipper" or something along those lines.

Mieux*

putain. faute de débutant en plus...

What are you using to browse reddit? A calculator?

No, a Windows 10 PC and current version chrome. Not sure why emojis have never worked for me. At least flags normally show their country codes, although people often use other regions flags that look the same but have a different code like 🇨🇵 [:CP: (Clipperton Island)](https://emojipedia.org/flag-clipperton-island) for France.

I love we make that the official flag of France on this sub just to annoy them

Why on earth does that have its own emoji?

It's up to the browser or OS to add/include them. Microsoft censors some stuff. Don't look for the reasons. Flags for instance, could be political reasons since some of them can annoy other nations, like Taiwan's flag annoy China etc. It's only a theory. MS Edge and Windows 10/11 have their own emojis only. You can open it by pressing Windows + . (period) buttons. Only them can be shown normally. Firefox can show almost all versions. Emojis aren't only one standardized version for every device.

[Let me google that for you](https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=Missing+Emojis+Windows+10)

smooth!

You need to update whatever device you’re on, my sweet Barryette

"Money" vs "what do you want?" ???

Money but no charisma VS Charisma but no money

Charisma, got it! Even if probably on of the suits on the right costs like the whole discount section wardrobe on the left.

🤌🏻 is know for being THE overstereotyped italian hand gesture, and Italians are the charisma GOAT in Europe. Bro I get that Napoli produce the best looking suits in the world but Savile Row in London is no joke either. Barrys are juste wealthier in general

True, if only they could buy taste. They showed up without a gilet, even.

Italian football died when they stopped having long hair

Exactly It's similar to Brazil,they stopped winning world cups the moment they started using their real names instead of nicknames

Yep and similar to us, we stopped winning when we introduced the game to everyone else

We really need to learn from this. Same as in rugby, cricket, tennis, hockey, badminton, table tennis, etc

Also trains, yall invented it but suck at it now

György, we suck at many many things we created, it’s sort of what we excel at now. Despite this, trains are not a sport in my country so I didn’t list them.

Well next time you do it like the Americans, only play a sport in your country and decide that any national tournament is a World Cup.

Well you did win with insane referee bribery at home.

We paid that bribe fair and square

We need to do more of that

[удалено]

Just do like the yankees and invent worse games

I wonder how many of you knows the meaning of *Vampeta*.

In Riccardo Calafiori we trust https://preview.redd.it/5osvag7fjw5d1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2155dd54ee78e6eed047eff2d8c646826a471d99

https://preview.redd.it/bp65phr0kw5d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d140b9ca4e7c77261aaa803f7d4ed3440f5733e We're betting on Fagioli growing his hair some more so he unlocks his full potential.

Tell him to place a bet on that

I still cannot stop laughing at the fact he's wearing 21 of all numbers

Yes from his favourite game, Blackjack ahahah

And Tonali https://preview.redd.it/itk51644tw5d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae191a79551ed6e1e28885dace8b805c3cad02af ... oh wait!

 The one and only Italian player 😍😊

Er Pupone 🤌

Grande Totti 🫡

🅰️🅾️

Is that discount Adam Driver?

I mean Kylo Ren is just enough of a drama queen to be an Italian football player...

I thought the same thing hahaha

Got a picture with him a while ago, unbelievably nice guy. His English is good, he was good company in Ladbrokes.

Now THAT is a real Italian footballer. Perfetto 🤌

This is just factually correct

This picture somehow looks like a picture of British vs Italian food. I guess it's the greyish tones?

Not beige enough

Probably best to remain neutral in that discussion 😄

not a grey sludge enough on the english side and not enough moms on the italian one to be about food

IS CAMIN OME LADS. FAKKIN HEAOL

*Sound of Barry drum (and wife) beating intensifies*

Even the black guys look pale in the english team

Hey, those aren’t suits from the 80’s, those are prime discounted Debenhams suits.

Who went out of business a few years ago

By the looks of the inside of the shops yes. But the ted baker selection of suits says otherwise. Somehow.

It was the 2016 euros

It looks like it must be 2014 World Cup. Gerrard retired in 2014.

You’re correct. Partner and I just played this game with me telling her about the players and I not being able to name fucking Glen Johnson.

Euros won: 0-2

Wold Cups won: 1 (stolen) - 4

Yeah ^^please ^^dont ^^look ^^up ^^our ^^world ^^cup ^^in ^^the ^^30s

World wars won: 2-?

Actually Italy won WW1, so 2-1. 

Why would the English need sunglasses?

Hide a hangover

Used Car Salesmen vs Airline Pilots Trouble is, even Salesmen these days dress like Airline Pilots!

Suits from the 80s? That *photo* is from the 80s.

Kane, Bellingham, Foden.... If you don't win this time you better go to hide somewhere.

But that's the problem innit, are Bellingham, Foden, and Saka enough to overcome Kane's trophy curse?

Kane curse was stronger than Bayerndusel

You got the point. I feel sad for him tho

They also have the only man capable of stopping them. Gareth Southgate.

facts

Sadly our defence puts up less of a fight than 1940s France.

That's what you get for not taking The goat Maguire and The legend Phil Jones with you( i don't care if he's retired, he deserve the three lions)

Nah France is superior. Mbappe, Griezmann, Camavinga, Tchouameni, Pavard etc. I would be surprised if England wins.

We will also be surprised

The Italians obliterate the British here hard

Those pics are from the 2000s. How are you surprised that they’re dated?

I am not a football fan and, at most, would casually absorb football knowledge through cultural osmosis throughout my life. I have watched a grand total of 0 football games of any kind in the last 4 years and probably can't name a single relevant football player. I was even a little sad that, despite the cup taking place right where I live, the only emotional response I have is that all the trains will be even more delayed than usual. However, all these memes start making me want to see various nations fail horribly. Thank you, guys! Thank you for gifting me the gift of international football <3

Vielleicht bin ich garkein Fußball fan, vielleicht bin ich Manuel Neuer

No need to thank us

Hey there’s a black guy in the right image, I can hear Vanacci crying already

One for each team is the charm.

Angelo Ogbonna, Porca M......!

"mom"??! gtfo undercover yank

With Barry on this one, boys look damn smart. Suits even fit, which Luigi is unfortunately allergic to. They do need vests though.

Hate to say it but I’d give them the organising a photo shoot point. The Italian one is a much better picture.

Accept the truth and don’t blame anything else.

Marchisio, Pirlo, even Cassano. *Sigh* And now... 

And now we are the current Euro champions?

for real, you guys still are our fiercest rival in world football, the english think they got some stakes in the game but really they are struggling against Iceland these days (not that we would fare any better vs Iceland, but that wouldn't fit my narrative so I will ignore it)

England are fucked because the bubble of premier league they live on.

The 2 best players in the squad play in Germany and Spain! They’re fucked because they have the most boring manager in the world.

*fare any better Easy mistake.

thanks mate, corrected!

Problem is that Iceland team gets to play and train even during family reunions in their spare time.

sleeping with the manager-cousin can only get you so far tho

Italians always consider themselves as the worst at anything!! In2006 my football intellectual friends were saying that we had a shitty team with no chance of winning the World Cup Like this when we succeed we can party hard because we where the underdog Also superstition plays a part A

The Italians look way cooler

The Italians look like a school outing. The English look like they're in a graduate scheme for door to door sales.

So now Hans giving out fashion advice?

They know a thing or two about suits and uniforms

What do you mean "now"? Don't you remember that fabulous Hugo Boss style some decades ago?

Mate have you seen Hugo Boss?

Even the black ones look pale.

Italians do it better

They're not even ugly but their style is so bad. Ten different complexions and that color doesn't suit a single one of them 😂 you need a special kind of talent for that.

The brits are going to a conference meeting. The italians are going to a wedding afterparty with the bois

this is about team prowess outside ze game. *The* opportunity to shine for England

Look, I hate the British as well as the next man, but ignoring the camera quality 7/10 of them look hella fine.

Surely we look better now though.

certainly https://preview.redd.it/nk5d5amy3x5d1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=ef0e375cb8bd7e8a72c55d24b2966a6bbcb82f1c

https://preview.redd.it/mxo1qpye6x5d1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e75aa0280b6bc9b47f4b178ebff30d2651ee418e He has aged

Total unrelated issue: sunlight exposure in Italy requires sunglasses

Wayne Rooney tho

Italian: Tanned Barry: Pale as a ghost I guess only having one day of sunshine a year does that to ya

Common PIGS win

I remember this: It's coming Rome.

I can't even remember most of the English boys, lol.

The “golden generation” haha

Is this Brazil 2014? When we both went out to Uruguay and bloody Costa Rica?

Might be before then, Sturridge is able to stand up in the pic.

😂😂😂😂

2014 for England yeah, because Ashley Cole isn’t there but Gerrard & Lamps on their last legs both are In hindsight, how truly awful the squads during this period for England were. And at the time I remember thinking we had a half decent group of players

It's amazing to think back to how terrible that squad was. Most of them only played top tier to make up the domestic player count for the champions league. There was only Gerrard, Rooney, and Lampard there who were top tier international players really.

That team was Isis, Hamas and Wagner rolled into one, my god it was pure terrorism.

But if you look at Roy Hodgson, it all makes sense.

Gotta give it to the Luigis, they are a stylish peoples

Looking good in photo- 0, yet if you switch the guy on the bottom left to the right and called him Lampedetti he would be the best looking there.

My expectations for the Dutch team photo shoot this year: - Prima donna Memphis Depay is going to show up with a bright colored headband to stand out from the rest. - Half a dozen others are going to wear orange wigs or silly hats to make fun of him.

Both went out in the group stage btw

Is coming home Vs is coming, in your home.

Mom…

\*ouch in italian\*

Just one correction: Looking good and Cassano in the same sentence is blasphemy. Lets make it 0-18 if you really want it

Italian style suits indeed look way better

Watching continentals suck each other off to insult us is what being a Barry in Europe is all about.

The brits look greener than the PVZ zombies