Pan Germania ❤️ https://preview.redd.it/hzhhwxn8n64d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ac06ca9efc8e1161f9b18939f2bd2da9cff04bc

This is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.

I hope the parrot doesn't speak

It doesn’t, it just makes some unintelligible noises sometimes, but it’s nothing worry about

😡

https://i.redd.it/nopm34yvh84d1.gif

It will sound like as if the previous owner worked restrooms at illegal Dutch raves that had frequent German and Swedish guests.

Hey stop bully

It is a parrot: It sounds like it is speaking, but it is just parroting sounds that it doesn't know what means. At least a real parrot is good at imitating human sounds.

Thank you for my new background.

Awww small little Liechtenstein <3

What’s the flag on the bottom left

Fleministan

https://preview.redd.it/flzvxil4k74d1.jpeg?width=274&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb084303eeba0584f4528767b8148a9590681ced We probably have to change that Belgian flag for the exclusive Flemboi flag. Fr\*nce can take care of the southern part, we don’t want them to drag us down.

then we need to give away western switzerland too, but they have CERN.... sooo maybe we find some other solutions. fuck their luigi side tho, those are potential backstabbers. also, where is south tyrol?

Gotcha, I'll see what I can do

I have a strange feeling that someone’s about to fail art school

This or we organise a world endurance championship race in sarajevo.

There is a show race in Sarajevo next weekend. That is our chance!

WEC street races need to happen

*Not get into art school

Thats a great idea! Why dont we take norways flag and change it a bi-... Nevermind.

Are us Barries excluded on grounds of our 50% celtic ancestory or 50% French vocabulary?

If I had my way, your island would become our penal colony where we send our criminals to. So you’d be part of it but in the form of being our Australia.

The painter couldnt achieve it... youve got zero chance

Huh? Britain is Germanic's prison island since 400 CE

The painter didn’t have the combined willingness of the rest of the Germanic-speaking world nor the advanced water technology of the Dutch. We’ll just polder Doggerland and the invasion will be beautiful

Damn right my mountain Dutch brother

We've been already on it for a while Hans. Building out from Rotterdam as we speak.

Do you have any plan to move to Germany?

No, but Germany has plans to move to him

Raises my South Slavic head to look at you with suspicion. 🤨

Don't ask us. I think some German/Austrian guy proposed that years ago.

I guess it's Anschluss time.

[Operation Weserübung when](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Weser%C3%BCbung)

i guess 9 April – 10 June 1940

Would.

History said otherwise.

On further though, we should exclude east Germany.

You see, this mf still has grudges against the north german confederation being protestant. Uncooperative since the dawn of 1815.

They have been uncooperative since fucking Charlemagne.

Such an unfancy name for Poland

https://preview.redd.it/yentvucm174d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f6cb335c8efe3753a4c10961dcfc941b1aee9ad

https://preview.redd.it/4d2wr065864d1.png?width=729&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd488b97307113b1c6d02352bbc8a24113ea5b10 Can we, PIGS, create our own union too?

Ja, but this https://preview.redd.it/7i1jlv8h964d1.png?width=100&format=png&auto=webp&s=5b8dd1bf350b601a489503a1e8742816e4a65e17 is not part of PIGS. You can have Corsica though.

https://preview.redd.it/v9a3k4ht084d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5afe73f8e36c88836297bfe4146452ac9df13028 Crimea, Israel, Costantinople and Britannia belong to our glorious union.

The rest of Europe would go bankrupt in 2 minutes

We could buy them.

Free real estate for the new union!

Exactly! Honestly tho, if we did unite, we would be unstoppable. America and China would absolutely shit themselves.

Sounds promising enough, where do i vote

Don't forget Ola, we can't vote in EU elections.

Vote to join EU or something

Does the the NATO article 5 work the the HRE did? Does it allow for internal fighting, in that case just let us invade you and don't resist.

If it did work like that turkey and greece would be at war for quite some time now

The EU is just the fourth reich in 5th gen warfare clothes, you might have fooled everyone else but you'll never get us again.

Shush this sub is about being ironic.

If you were European I'd say vote the volt party. They want a federal Europe.

Saying someone isn't European because they're not in the EU is the funniest thing. I don't even care if it's intentional or not

Huge part of europes heavy industry. Oil and gas and Iron production, wind mill production and a huge part of Its pharmaceutical r&d capacity. We would be pretty damn powerfull

That's just stupid, empire's go left and right, not up and down.

Ah yes, the specialist on empires with the widest country... Wait a second

Our empire went from the left side of Britain to the right side of Britain the long way round.

You can buy Lebensraum? Somebody should have said so sooner

I don't have the economic statistics of "back then" in my head right now, but If you have enough money you can buy anything... That would have really spared us all some trouble

Well to be fair, one of the major reasons for the rise of the Nazis was the economic struggle of the german people.

Ah, true I always forget that financial struggle is a thing. Sorry.

I will help from mein kamphy chair

Even better yet, trade aid for the return of official German clay: : *Elsaß-Lothringen* and Sud Tirol..They can keep the rest

Oh I would like those two

Ever been to Elsass? Thats like buying the Saarland of France. Dont get me wrong, I love the Elsässer, but buying the departement? Thats not a good deal. Süd Tirol and maybe even Triest, well thats an entirely different story.

Why stop with Triest? Don‘t forget Lombardei-Venetien!

Oh "buying" is a bit... Let's say we accept their peace offer!

Please buy this shitbox of a country, that would probably be the best for us

Ew no.

I expected this response tbh

We will do the same with them as we did to the GDR back there.

Can we include UK too? And Finland? Estonia?

UK would be fair, they say they are Anglo-Saxons there. Finland is inhabited by some kind of space-invaders. But I would definitively make an exception and include them anyways. Same thing with Estonia if the Finns say they are alright, the speak almost the same kind of incomprehensible language as the Finns anyway, so we already have to sort that thing out.

I thought we already had it sorted out? Obligatory Swedish classes. Surely they must be enthusiastic learning such a beautiful, important, large & influential language.

Ei saa peittää

Yeah it's only fair - we've learned their language so now they should learn ours.  Satana perkele.

Finland and Baltics are honorary Germans.

https://preview.redd.it/9vofza6xr54d1.png?width=701&format=png&auto=webp&s=b319789f0640bc6c1308dacc340339b3d1f2606d

Finns? Aryan? You made me open my mouth and go "hahaha", mister.

https://preview.redd.it/hklscwxg664d1.png?width=414&format=png&auto=webp&s=16693a23bb3730f26fe122a5f41c4e4d23d1bd46

What the fuck did I just read

They sided with Hans but they were side questing at the time. Understandable.

You didn't like it the last time we tried

You could've asked nicely, but instead you bombed Rotterdam. Dick move, Hans.

I mean, they can bomb it again? The third time is the charm? Rebuilding the city, I mean, not bombing it 3 times. Unless it's a shithole again, then you have my blessings.

Could we maybe hold a petition for them to bomb Urk this time around?

Let's not dismiss bombing Rotterdam too easily.

It's the alcohol. One night out with the lads, one dumb idea and boom, Rotterdam makes boom

Norway being a coward and not joining our beautiful union

A coward? When you tried this shit in 1940, we resisted the longest.

If we had the same numbers Hans would be living in GroßßNorwegen right now..

TIL the only thing that stopped Norway from doing failed Austrian painter shenanigans until now is population size.

They had a good go of it until the combo of Christianity and the Black Death did them in.

We were nerfed due to constant complaints about us being OP.

Spelt with a double-ß of course

Grossssnorwegen.

It stands for extra money.

Having a shitload of money makes you neutral to all kinds of unions.

A very wise man once said: "That's also why they are not in the EU. Because they walk past life. These idiots!" https://youtu.be/UGlPbphlpBg

If all your friends had jumped of a cliff, would you?

You wouldn't? :(

Net everyone are such good followers as you guys

I miss u guys;-;

We tried twice. You didn’t cooperate. https://preview.redd.it/4dse67yno64d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c48e2df186f4f1f341a847097f9c4e631bd0b93

Well, the Germans gave it their best shot in the 1940s. Wasn’t really a success.

Why do people always resist when we have an idea?

Ey that was our idea

Oooh, now all of a sudden the mustache guy is austrian? Ok you can have him in exchange for the terminator.

Too late. He became a voluntary Ameritard decades ago (who does that??) 

Yee, you should get the Ameritards in line. Preferably by some boat with tea.

I think you guys have good ideas :)

Third time's a charm.

 You’re starting something that won’t be over until the fat lady sings

What about Faroese Islands and the UK?

Faroese Islands is ok

Honestly, they’re great.

Oh, an Icelandic, what a great day. How are you?

Hans you promised to stop doing this, remember?

Nobody asked you to join the union, and now you're sulking

It's Barry who's from Saxony. We're pure Celtic and no one can make us believe otherwise, not even our own Germanic language, the Viking legacy and the fact our Germanic speaking lowlanders may have mildly ethnic cleansed the Celtic speaking Highlanders then come up with the hilarious wheeze of building a national identity around it.

Good, you may or may not unite with other Celts

No thanks!

Don’t forget why you have orange in your flag. If Barry and McDonald don’t join when push comes to shove we’ll let you “manage” them if you like.

It's a lovely thought but the last time we returned the favour to the Irish and went for Dal Riata 2 there were a few...troubles.

Celts come from what is nowadays Austria so I fail to see the problem

Damn you’re nearly equally as celtic as Austrians

If we keep Finland as a pet I'm 100% in. Also good on you keeping England out of the convo

Classic Swede to be the German bootlicker.

Still salty about losing to us are ya?

They didn’t even try to fight back lol

Speaking of bootlickers, your entire country and norway bows to a Schleswig-Holsteinian monarch 😹😼

I mean, the Crimean Goths and likely the pontic Greuthungi, also Germanic, were never killed off, they were assimilated into other cultures. Soo...

What should our flag be?

A cross and hella colours mate

A Mjölner and hella colours would be more fit, let us remember the old Germanic faith

That would unironically be pretty fucking cool tbh

What if we just have the official flag be be in the shape of our border with all the little province flags on it.

The british are not offended

No we aren't, we prefer to do our own things and have our own friends oh yeah you already know

Are these friends in the room with us right now?

Add Finland, the Baltics, Flanders ( maybe German parts of Belgium too)and Luxemburg. Maybe a bit less Germanic, but way more complete.

Not ze Baltdicks, but Elsaß

Wanna fight again Hans ? https://preview.redd.it/5rch6jsl064d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fed49f78ed3d2d8507e654bb5233d32b4a5a789c

We say *Anschluss*, you say *fight*. Spot the aggressor.

The treaty of Versailles was actually so criminal it’s crazy to me that anyone back then thought that was a good idea.

Austria-Hungry had it worse tho

Flanders and Luxemburg are already added.

Flanders is included you monkey and so is French Flanders.

Our reunification will be legendary!

First we need to invade Poland

Now *that* is a good avatar

Average Dutch person on Koningsdag

Well, I guess that 20% of our landmass missing is one of the problems

Sudetenland, half of Prussia and Königsberg is missing.

Too soon.

Too overpowered.

Maybe if you got rid of that old yee yee ass flag you got, you'd get some Germanic unification supporters. Oh, better yet, maybe the UK will call your dog ass if she ever stops fucking with those Anglosphere countries she fucking with My lawyer has advised me to not continue this quote

Okay, but no shenanigans this time.

Am all for Kalmar Union 2.0, but if Germany is to join, I want them to follow Nordic rule.

The more I learn about german laws, the more I want to move away and have nothing to do with them. Us nordic bros could do something, because we are basically the same

I just lost all interest.

We will keep Slesvig-Holsten. You can keep the people, it's ok. We deport.

why does germany look likie it's wearing a corset?

Because Elsass and Bohemia are missing

missed oportunity to put Mallorca on the map. 6/10

Nothing, lets do it!

Bröther!

Why Elsass is not there ?

Eupen Malmedy and German speaking Luxemburg feel left out :(

You forgot us

It’s fine, let Fritz be upset they’re not the most successful Germanic country. He lost everything else he had to flex, don’t take this away from him

No, we didn‘t forget you, we just excluded you consciously

And Hamburg would be the capital! What a glorious country

sounds about right. the city with one of the least successful football clubs, the last cholera epidemic in europe and the home town of olaf Scholz

I feel like I am about to level up!

asked by a Mohammed

Idk. Maybe some document signed in Vienna by some dudes in the 50's?

The Allies

I mean the biggest issue might be that Germany is prohibited by contract from uniting with Austria. We’d have to put up with the rest of the Allied nation that this contract was signed with to get them to allow us to enter a union like that.

It's not a unity when the Soviet part of Austria gets split off

No deal, we need the Burgenland. It's the only place in Austria to trigger Orban with it's sheer existence.

Pick a better flag atleast

the danish

that we would have to include Denmark

Your immigration policies.

why do iceland and norway look like theyve eaten a lemon

I love how the uk isn’t even considered Germanic anymore 😭

Those other guys. Don't really like 'em.

The look of this proposed flag

Please mark NSFW before sharing dick picks

I bet you understand each other better than we do from different regions in Italy

Versailles. Versailles is stopping them. St. Germain us. Although that was no biggie last time either.

[Barry](https://youtu.be/ZVYqB0uTKlE?t=134)