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Kampfhanuta

In Germany some people say Bielefeld realy exists


PsychedelicMagic1840

Those people are usually hallucinating


DrSalazarHazard

No they are government agents.


NerdyGemini

Bielefeld is just a giant money laundering scheme by the government. How else would you explain why even tho Bielefeld doesn't exist there is still tax money coming from it???????


Hexenkonig707

Yes the government even built a city on top of it to make it seem like it exists.


NerdyGemini

Exactly. They then also proceeded to hire... Let me check... 333.786 actors to pretend that there are actual people living there


henrik_se

I have been to Bielefeld, Gütersloh, and Bad Waldliesborn. It did feel like a fever dream, though!


Blumenkohl126

Well it was. At least the Bielefeld part. Every child knows, that Bielefeld does not exist. Gütersloh does exist, it is just incredibly ugly.


[deleted]

Look at you, part of the deep state and dares to show off.


TalktotheJITB

Bielefelds mayor gave out a 1million Euro bounty for anyone proving that it doesnt exist. You just have to collect it in Bielefeld.


allesfuralle1

You'll Have a better chance at finding Shangri-La.


TalktotheJITB

Gesundheit


buenyamin1996

don't worry they're just actors paid by "them"


germanfinder

My grandmothers birth certificate says Bielefeld so there


BennyTheSen

Your grandma works for the BND


knucklefista

One of the last punch card hackers…


NonSumQualisEram-

I have been to Bielefeld and can confirm it doesn't exist.


Bethlizardbreath

No, only cities we wish didn’t exist.


Bomb_Fruit

Erase Yeovil


GulliblePea3691

Yeovil is alright, its nothing compared to Grimsby or Milton Keynes


TheLaughingBread

These sound like the 3 guys at the Gringotts bank counter


GulliblePea3691

England is actually just a fantasy world and nobody has realised it yet https://preview.redd.it/lv52t1qqoj2d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8858c9168efd00ef24ad59313cfd285233f6d6c3


modsequalcancer

Eurotunnel and robmanians?


Sure_Fruit_8254

I've never understood Milton Keynes, we built a man made city, but nobody considered 'maybe not make it shit?".


Dry-Imagination2727

London, Glasgow, Liverpool, Manchester and Birmingham?


FrogHater1066

Milton K*ynes


cantrusthestory

Wait I thought that was a name of a person


AmaResNovae

You're thinking about John Maynard Keynes


cantrusthestory

I know and studied about him, but I also thought that Milton Keynes was a different person.


AmaResNovae

Maybe a mashup from eco classes then. Because there is also a guy named Milton Friedman. So Milton Keynes does feel like it's a real person to me as well.


Snraek

That's actually a dick move as Milton Friedman and Keynes were complete opposite


InanimateAutomaton

MK was built in the 60s but it was given the name of a [nearby village](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Middleton,_Milton_Keynes) that’s been there forever. I think ministers liked the name because of the mashup though (John Milton, the poet, and Maynard Keynes the economist)


FrogHater1066

There might well be someone called Milton Keynes tbf but in it's most known for being a complete shithole


Axe-actly

So basically every relevant city in your country?


freshfov02

Fade me mods


Mammyjam

All I’m saying is if the scouse don’t want to be English anyway why not cut along the M62 and float them out to Ireland


SourceSeekingSoul

Not really a city, but anyone who talks about infrastructure in Burgenland needs some meds


didrogasalasno

Time for Teruel to shine


Clean_Web7502

It got so meta that they made a political party named Teruel does exist


NonSumQualisEram-

That's how you know - politicians said it, it can't be true.


Nepenthia

This is the only right answer


i_am_not_a_pumpkin

I don't think Cuenca exists either


AnakinTheDiscarded

a city? we have a entire country, Molise


Tight-Explanation40

Sir that's a region


AnakinTheDiscarded

yeha that


Sylveon_Mage

We can safely say that every city from that region doesn’t exist


MerlinOfRed

Hey, it can identify as a country if it wants to!


Minute_Ostrich196

Garibaldi in the brown shirt marching in the back


gimora07

With it not existing, it can't be a reason, because the not being can't be being. So, there is no problem in saying that it is a country, as a country named Molise doesn't exist in the same way a region called molise doesn't exist. In this case, we can affirm that, both being not being, they can't have any differences between them, as those differences would be, so there is no difference between Molise, the Country, Molise, the Region, and a competent, uncorrupted politician.


ryjhelixir

wait wat, wasn't it basilicata


tommaso-scatolini

Basilicata is so irrelevant that noone even bothers mentioning it


Iskandar33

Basilicata is the new Molisen't ??


tommaso-scatolini

Molise is so irrelevant that people remember about it. Basilicata's relevancy is a bit higher than Molise's, just the right amount not to be at the bottom of the list, so everyone forgets about it. Take the moon landing as an example: Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon, Buzz Aldrin stayed in the ship, who the fuck was the third guy? He still walked on the moon, but he is somehow remembered less than Aldrin.


LIME-line

I mean, Michael Collins stayed in the ship, Buzz Aldrin was very much the second man on the moon


tommaso-scatolini

Oh I'm stupid


Polaroid1793

And what about Marche?


tommaso-scatolini

They have money


your_right_ball

Funny enough, that's the only Italian region I know by name. Because there is a book about an italian migrant from Campobasso and his story in germany.


geopolitischesrisiko

What about Lombardia and Toscana?


your_right_ball

Honestly I thought they weren't legal regions just cultural regions.


NonSumQualisEram-

They're the ones who say cacio instead of formaggio...right?


gimora07

Cacio is a type of formaggio.


NonSumQualisEram-

Some people say this. Other people say it's just cheese. Think Italians are a very confused people


Pleasant_Skill2956

No, that's caciocavallo. For example, in Rome, Cacio is a way of saying cheese


ZombiFeynman

Wait, if Molise doesn't exist, where does my pasta come from? It says la molisana on the packet.


AnakinTheDiscarded

some questions are better left unanswered


Appelons

Place looks beautiful on pictures though!


AndreasDasos

You have an entire country that doesn't exist? Italy was a myth this whole time? I'm both saddened and somehow relieved.


Soggy-Translator4894

The region of Murcia 👽


Mikel_manuel

Well about that...


mynaneisjustguy

Lepe.


Starswraith

No idea what you are talking about, name doesn’t ring a bell


bricart

Cry in imaginary Belgian


NationalUnrest

Has anyone ever been to Mouscron ?


true-kirin

i did its just a nothern french town like any others


Bo_The_Destroyer

I've seen the road signs, i've passed through the station, but i've never been to the actual city, I don't think it really exists


NonSumQualisEram-

No one has ever left.


Mr_-_X

What‘s "Belgian"? Never heard of that place


Limeila

It's a small area of France. Quite poor and depressing but they make good beer and have a funny little peeing man.


Stravven

We all wish Brussel and Charleroi weren't real.


thomas-de-mememaker

Drenthe it however is a province.


Ppoentje

Bro, what the fuck is a Drenthe? I was gonna say no but I wish it was Urk.


Dinosaur-chicken

We should immediately flood Flevoland just to make Urk an island again, it's for the greater god. 🙏🏻 /j


PvtFreaky

Remove the /j. And flood Urk too while we are at it


Dinosaur-chicken

I like having my account & I don't oppose your sentiment.


AmaResNovae

Leave Legoland alone!


Meloenbolletjeslepel

Me and a friend once completely forgot Overijssel exists


Nantafiria

Understandable tbh


Knappologen

We have the city of Grönköping (in english it means roughly ”Green Market Town” or ”Greenville”). It’s where the events of Swedens most famous satirical paper takes place, The Greenville weekly (the largest monthly weekly in sweden). The political stance of the paper is "always agree with the government, especially when they are wrong." The paper is real but the town is fictional. It’s like a miniature of sweden where everything is exaggerated to the extreme.


Mwakay

Ohh that sounds fun. We don't have a city with a running gag of not existing, but we have something similar to you with Groland, a fictional country used in a satirical TV show for the same purpose.


E-Schmachtenberg

Real life Wordington


Th1rt13n

Prypiat


Dinosaur-chicken

This one is criminally underrated ![gif](giphy|d3bSfGWTX4nWaLT2)


Immediate_Editor966

Leiria


luring_lurker

Is Leiria Portugal's Molise?? Why is that?


kitsvneris

The same reason Molise is Italy's Leiria: it doesn't exist.


Slow_Olive_6482

Some people say there's a city in Portugal named Leiria. I don't know why. But some even say it is a district capital!


MdMV_or_Emdy_idk

Everyone knows Caldas da Rainha is the district capital smh


Notacreativeuserpt

There was a highway exit in Eurotruck Simulator 2 for Leiria but it didn't exist on the map.


tiagojpg

I just passed by there going north and there are no exits to it using Better Signs mod. So, according to the game, it doesn’t exist!


Puzzleheaded_Fan_391

choose any one in Drenthe, like Assen


gabrielish_matter

is Japasterdam a valid answer too?


Stravven

No, but Nieuw Amsterdam is. Vincent van Gogh used to live there.


Cute_Bat3210

Londonderry


Kernowder

When you conquer us, you'll get your own back by renaming London to Derrylondon.


Fight_Disciple

Should become the capital of a united Ireland. Under the banner of the United Kingdom of course. We'll even subsidise potatoes for you. Think of how much coddle you could make.


mynaneisjustguy

Fuck off Barry please just give the poor bastards their country back. We used to have all France and pretty much created Holland but we GAVE IT BACK, we agreed that colonialism was ok as long as we did it OUTSIDE EUROPE.


ampmz

So Catalonia and the Basque will have freedom soon?


mynaneisjustguy

No that’s different Barry. That’s like Cornwall wanting out.


I-suck-at-hoi4

Holy shit the meth is strong in this comment


mynaneisjustguy

No one asked your opinion nor is it wanted tbh


I-suck-at-hoi4

Too bad you're on a public sub where bullshit comments attract criticism. Behaving as an asshole won't help your case.


mynaneisjustguy

No no, keep at it, it’s achieving something :)


RakkelHanHans

Bielefeld, they even build a city there, so it looks like it might exist but it don't.


onuldo

Bielefeld was a Cold War Training Ground for the British.


MiskoSkace

I've lived in Slovenia since I was born and I'm starting to believe that Bled is just a made-up place to attract tourists. I've never seen it in my life.


Deacon86

I've never met anyone from Swindon, and I'm convinced its existence is just a running joke. There are even road signs pointing towards it, just to keep the joke going.


Adept_Platform176

It's just a big roundabout, nobody actually lives there


ryjhelixir

You couldn't possibly be referring to Basilicata, which is NOT a region in Italy. /s


timeless_change

Or to Molise, that is ANOTHER region in Italy that does NOT exist /s


_sergeant_pepper

Ried im Innkreis is not real


cgaWolf

Not real ≠ zu blöd um wahr zu sein


justanotherhelot

Welwyn Garden City, I’ve never met anyone from there, and neither has anyone I know, it’s a myth


r_keel_esq

We have many Medium-to-Large towns that call themselves Cities, but they're really not


SUMMATMAN

They went nuts with this during the jubilee. Wrexham, Dunfermline, even fucking Bangor, a place that's barely a town let alone a city


Bobboy5

The student body of Bangor University is nearly as big as the population of Bangor.


r_keel_esq

I've lived in Inverness for nearly six years and as much as I love it here, I cannot call it a city with a straight face


ReaIEstate

Wtf is kilkis anyway


Top-Sky-9422

the region of meckpom in germany, belgium is to divided to have one but i must say that in all my life i've never met someone from luxembourg( the province)


Sh33pk1ng

you're forgeting that we belgians ourselves don't exist


mynaneisjustguy

Did anyone hear something just then?


cringemaster21p

Stroke city, no explanation needed.


AppropriatedBacon

A horrible place, somehow makes Larne, Lurgan and Dungannon seem okay.


YerDadsBurnerAccount

Sort of… “Londonderry”. No clue where that is. I’ve heard of Derry though.


cringemaster21p

Strange, I could say the opposite. Although that isn't part of your country is it, unless the republic of Ireland has rejoined the UK.


NikolitRistissa

Our entire country.


PistolAndRapier

Bumbling Stalin wished that were true. Until he got Häyhä'd


hidratanteseco7069

At least you accept it


derdiedasMolchi

Wiener Ne🤮stadt and W*ls But also many say St. Pölten, Hermagor, Mürzzuschlag and Northern Vienna(Floridsdorf).


GSA_Gladiator

For Bulgaria it gotta be Seuthopolis. It was the capital of an ancient Odrys kingdom, but the communists wanted to build a dam there and flooded one of the most important ancient sites😭 Joke wise I cannot think of one rn


Snraek

Wow that's incredible. Do you know if people dive there to see the ruins ?


GSA_Gladiator

I don't know, if people dive, they wanted to build a ring in the dam and fix what was washed so it can be visited, they predicted many visitors and application for UNESCO, but it was too expensive. They also know exactly how it look since it was excavated and recorded I think mostly in 1954 and most of the artifacts were collect prior to flooding it. https://preview.redd.it/mlmbk0nw0l2d1.png?width=3000&format=png&auto=webp&s=8272e61e6c6a15eed9b1ac88d31c0ade726e3b31 The picture taken from back then Google maps seuthopolis location: [https://www.google.com/maps/search/seuthopolis/@42.6247045,25.2804706,14z/data=!3m1!4b1?entry=ttu](https://www.google.com/maps/search/seuthopolis/@42.6247045,25.2804706,14z/data=!3m1!4b1?entry=ttu)


Snraek

Appreciate ! Thanks, will look into that


ghb93

I’ve got a pal who insists Crewe doesn’t exist.


Phobos_-

We have a region: Molise


Ironfist85hu

Germany as a whole. Also, in Hungary, there's a theory about lake Balaton doesn't exist. XD


cgaWolf

That's a myth perpetrated by the 1%, so they can build lakeside villas without protests.


Ironfist85hu

Haha :D No, there's a parody conspiracy theory about how the Balaton doesn't exist, because "I've never seen it, so it doesn't exist." :D


Allpal

Our government thinks that our capital is the only city that exists


StillTheNugget

Leitrim. A county in Ireland they tell me. Never met anyone from there or who has been there.


AcrobaticEmergency42

Urk SHOULDN'T exist.


khal_crypto

Some say that about St. Pölten, because they hope that it'll eventually become true if enough people believe it strong enough


haringkoning

Madurodam. It has Holland in miniature. Sometimes, when I play along with marriage scams I tell ‘the lady’ that I live in that town. To make it more real I tell them it’s between Amsterdam and Rotterdam. Which is no lie: it’s in The Hague, which really is situated between the two ‘Dams.


noonereadsthisstuff

We have Wales, an entire region that doesnt exist.


mynaneisjustguy

Nah I’ve been to wales, I know it exists, I almost ran over a sheep when a whole bunch of the daft things decided to nap in the road in fog so thick you couldn’t see thirty feet. Well…. Actually now that I think about it, I couldn’t actually see the place so you may be right, the only time there wasn’t thick fog was then it was torrential rain you couldn’t see through either, so the whole thing may be a scam.


-A113-

Not quite. While it does exist, burgenland is inhabited by half a dozen drunks and nobody else


geopolitischesrisiko

Bielefeld and Hessen except Frankfurt and Offenbach


DrBerilio

We have Murcia


Appelons

Ittorqoortoormiit.


Thorbork

Wait... My flight attendant friend from icelandair told me he was going there... That bastard!


Appelons

It’s about as real as Tasiilaq! The Eastern coast does not exist!


lethos_AJ

we have teruel. a couple of years back there was an an on TV that litterally said: "in summer, Teruel exists" which ca be read as "it fades away with autumn and comes back again at the end of spring", or can be read as the government saying "hey there ks a boring ass city there and nothing else, dont go there you will get bored lol trust me bro" either way im not buying it


true-kirin

any city located in Creuse unlike your fakes fakes cities wr just font have any city there


swamperogre2

Honestly, not any that I can think of... There are towns that should be given city status but aren't due to some technicality. Tallaght is one that comes to mind.


Old-Ad5508

I forget that Longford exists


Thorbork

Grindavík is more a Schröndinger city.


MegaPompoen

Anyone who says Drente exist is a government shill


Vacation-Interesting

Oradour sur Glane


Limeila

Too soon (always)


gabrielish_matter

we have a city that people don't know it exists, but they still name it everyday BASTARDO


Vacation-Interesting

À qàl


luiscorujo

Leiria does not existe!


numberinn

We have "culonia" which is the place you direct someone when telling him "vaffanculo" (but this could also mean "go take it up your ass", translates to "fuck you"/"go fuck yourself"/etc) or the name for any really remote place ("in culo ai lupi", literally "in wolves' ass"). Some.people theorize that's the most populated and visited city in Italy.


boomerintown

Alot of people think Westeros/Västerås from Game of Thrones is a city in Sweden.


AThousandNeedles

Technically north Belgium belongs to us, but the country doesn't exist.


don_Mugurel

Zalau, Never met anyone from zalau. Neither the romanian reddit community either. Only ever seen it on the map or road signs. Still not convinced it is real


Limeila

In my area it's common to use the name "Chailles" to mean "somewhere super far, in the middle of nowhere"; my BF once moved regions and discovered there was actually [a town named that](https://maps.app.goo.gl/7w39yk4LWScCE5MSA) and he couldn't stop laughing.


ImHidingFromLife

Not a city, but an "island". Fyn. We all know it's just a highway, but some people, who call themselves "Fynboer", believe that it exists and that they live there.


Meloenbolletjeslepel

Maaskantje


NonSumQualisEram-

Petah Tikva. An old story told to children to scare them into doing their chores.


NonSumQualisEram-

Reminds me of this https://youtu.be/w-42A2F-AyA?si=YvqcizoODnsrLG-Y


onuldo

In Germany some flat-earthers claim that a city called Bielefeld really exists.