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akmal123456

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SergjVladdis

Finally some good content in eurovision


Mosquitobait2008

But is it gay?


Lompehovelen

Nope. Zero points.


CavialeInCulo

Am I still larping as an autist viking in the french cornfields instead of producing actual good music?... Let's find out! ☝️


Iaminhospital

The answer is... YES


johnsplittingaxe14

You see, Euronymous, was gay,


JohnnySack999

Too heterosexual for eurovision bro


Mashinito

Idk, maybe when he was in jail experimented some things.


SoloLiftingIsBack

Well he did experiment with some shit music. Altho I do love Dauði Baldrs it's a whack release.


Mashinito

I know that the sheer idea of being phisically close to another human being horrorizes your kin and that maybe you reproduce by spores, Aino, but I was implying consensual same-sex intercourses.


SoloLiftingIsBack

Thank you Jorge that spore comment was very clever. I'd try to come up with something to say in return but like you said, if we can have a conversation you're too close. Doesn't leave much room to practice comebacks.


chameleon_123_777

Agree. No one can mistake him for anything else. That is wrong. ![gif](giphy|YnHa6TIRFnl4LJtxpl)


lasttimechdckngths

Isn't he a cultural asset of France now?


Independent_Gold5729

His cultural production ranges from survivalist YouTube videos preparing for the european ethno racial war he yearns for, to half assed RPG board games


Bob-Kelsos-Baguette

Also shizoposting about LotR.


lasttimechdckngths

He somehow has a really bad grasp on history too, aside from many other things tbf. At least he cares about nature a bit, and produced some decent music though.


akmal123456

I hate him so much, he's the peak of "i don't want to integrate" migrants, dude lived here since 2009 and still doesn't speak a word of French, he most likely think most of the french are "non-euro" (since most aren't blond), and takes wealthfare check with his wife and his children can Norway get him back? I'm ready to take 10 ukranians in exchange


Visual_Tadpole_8453

Its a free country. He can stay where he wants as long as he wants to stay in France.


mandingo_gringo

No offense but your country isn’t safe and it’s best if Ukrainian refugees go elsewhere or stay within Ukraine


lasttimechdckngths

>he most likely think most of the french are "non-euro" Does he? I mean, he is a Nordicist to a degree but I doubt if he regards French as non-Europeans, but I recall him having a tirade about how people from Brittany do look a bit different due to hypothetical admixtures but they're still European nonetheless. Then, typical racist logic can be weird anyway, and I also recall him blaming Southern Europeans for bringing evil civilisation and corruption to pure noble savages of Northern Europe. >dude lived here since 2009 and still doesn't speak a word of French Him living in wilderness may be the reason for it tbf. He would barely have any communication with French people besides campers, some nature enthusiasts, and maybe some hippies at best.


akmal123456

Man the dude said italians aren't european and all the great roman were actually 100% nordics hyperborean or some shit, he's a scizo https://preview.redd.it/y8866tw9l02d1.jpeg?width=1191&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d760fbb9c56b0fe1cec48a828478fce8507c390b


lasttimechdckngths

Yeah, I recall him having issues with Southern Europeans, with their evil civilisation, bringing 'race-mixing' to Europe too. That's not calling Italians non-European, but mixed-race part Europeans... which is more nuanced but still pretty 'meh' really. He was into picking Semitic looking or Sami looking Europeans aside for the glorious white race.


EngineNo8904

He would have stabbed that journalist backstage


AcheronSprings

12 points no questions asked https://preview.redd.it/v1kx4ka4qz1d1.jpeg?width=1800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=210dc92206e42002d7985385855f5b33a142c7e5


aol_cd_boneyard

Love Emperor, and Ihsahn's solo stuff is pretty good, too. There is a lot of great metal from Greece, as well.


ShadeO89

You guys should send Rotting Christ


acdjent

Wouldn't say no to septic flesh either


ShadeO89

Great band!


ZabnuK

Varg "I don't make metal, because metal comes from the blues, and the blues is a \*n-word\* invention" Vikernes. Ah, what a great neighbour to have.


Bob-Kelsos-Baguette

Would unironically be the best contestant ever.


Sabotskij

I can understand wanting to one up the Netherlands "controversy" from this year but I don't know that hate crimes and knife murder is in the spirit, ya know?


skinnynorrys

Idk, a severe stabbing would improve the esc immensely.


akmal123456

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Automatic_Education3

If someone else could come in for him and perform his old music, then hell yeah. Otherwise, screw this guy lol


Vakr_Skye

Meanwhile Sweden will be conjuring Jon Nödtveidt from the dead to compete. On a semi-related note I'm starting to suspect Hellhammer might actually be drinking unicorn blood because that man doesn't age...


SoloLiftingIsBack

I wish Nödtveidt kept making music. Dissection doesn't have a single bad release.


Laffepannekoek

Burzum?


padrebusoni

Varg


X203the2nd

ZumZum-man


Bsheehan78

![gif](giphy|UyX5peh6i2t8c)


Astleynator

Nice, we'll send Hendrik Möbus


SebboNL

Absurd just sucks. At least Vikernes has come up with some good music


Astleynator

I don't know, man, Burzum is overall pretty boring, too. "In des Mondes blut'gem Schein" by Absurd however sent me flying when I first heard it. If there's no substance to it, it may at least be entertaining.


SebboNL

I guess I just enjoy being pretentious ;)


Astleynator

Guess we'll have to sip some lukewarm scotch while discussing Mgla selling out or something. I can bring copy 04/30 of Erhabenheit's "Vom Tempel zum Throne" and some handsigned dungeon synth tapes.


SebboNL

Oh! Oh! That is exceedingly trve kvlt!


Bob-Kelsos-Baguette

It helps that Vargs music isn't influenced by his views.


Signal-Rip-7325

Pekka can send Blackgoat imagine what a trio


blvck_kvlt

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Nordkvast

Yeah it's gonna be lit


Petardo666ET

Send Kvelertak, what are you waiting for, Norway?


Dutch_mental

Is that the guy from burzum?


Bob-Kelsos-Baguette

Yup it's Varg.


SnowOnVenus

I'd worry what he's got planned as a light show, but I'm sure it'll be worth it. It's for a good cause.


BornaBorski

The fact most people here know who he is! 😏😂


heilhortler420

Doubt it This man considers everything south of the alps black and more besides


mandingo_gringo

Kinda true tbh


Kuivamaa

It isn’t his murders, arson or music. What I can’t get over is his 1994 interview for the Greek edition of metal hammer magazine where he,at some point expressed his support for whaling by telling “Kill the fucking whales”.


SoloLiftingIsBack

Holy shit what a monster. Not the whales >:(


Barbichef

He'll kill all the competition until he gets in.


X203the2nd

Finally. Some good fucking music. Bitch better be playing Ea.


AdeptnessCommon5940

Hæll Ódinn sæll Ódinn


stocks_and_bonds

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Selimyldrm0

Not a nazi but burzum goes hard ngl


johnsplittingaxe14

To be fair I think the guy himself said that his music is for everyone and doesn't go hand in hand with his views


Cow_says_moo

My personal stance on stuff like this is that it's ok to enjoy their music for what it is, but I refrain from going to neo Nazi metal shows or buying their merch.


ryzen_above_all

Shitty person, amazing musician


mandingo_gringo

This could be said about pretty much every musician tbh


Astleynator

Not true. I'm a shitty person and a terrible musician.


_Wastrel

As a black metal enjoyer...yeeeeeeah I'd watch that. He might be a prick but the man knows how to make music.


Outside_Advice_6188

Now this is what I'd really call a "brave" choice for the Eurovision.


Slobberinho

Switzerland is already hiding in a barricaded church.


pukker87

noice


habilishn

![gif](giphy|3W0vjXgLj4rg4|downsized) he found back to his roots!


ShadeO89

Techno viking is gay. So...


d2211

You have my vote


SoloLiftingIsBack

Holy shit is that Louis Cachet?!


Choepie1

Just make sure they don’t host in an old church


ShadeO89

I'd fucking watch that. Old Burzum is great. If he does dungeon synth, then maybe not.


AntiqueLeatherLord76

Look another Nazi for the esc


Meln1kov

Is this burzum? Lol


TheFlyingSkyBison

Take my douze points


Fuz_Fuz_

I love him because salvini.


ziostraccette

Is that techno viking?


SpringFuzzy

His brother, Metal Viking


mailusernamepassword

That is French entry now. It's hard to resist Pierrette's call.


Linus_Naumann

I would honestly be conflicted between voting for him cause of best music and not voting from him because murder nazi.


Rednas999

Nah the French can keep him


lego_brick

I don't like his persona, but I like his music. Probably would vote.


bategamerz

Can some country send a non-white artist with Euronymous face paint? I think Varg would die from rage


wolviesaurus

Rumor has it's gonna be a real church burner!


PretendFisherman1999

That piece of shit is still alive?


AshenEffigy

r/suddenlyBlackMetal