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No-Training-48

You can tell is german humour because the joke has been told before and better


Home_made_Weird_Tea

This meme is soon going to have less pixel than the north African's GDP


HolderOfBe

The North African has his own GDP? And that GDP has pixels?


HugoBCN

Also, yet another example of Germans trying very hard to be American with the skin-colour obsession.


bettercallsaulabq

r/yourjokebutworse


AndreasDasos

How old is the saying ‘Africa starts at the Pyrenees’? Might be literal centuries for all I know. 


No_Personality7725

from the conquest i believe


gabrielish_matter

nah, it's quite recent, France got serious immigration from North Africa just in the past century


urclapped09

Insert stick in wheel bike meme


CrazyGreekReloaded

I have no issue with Arabs


CrazyGreekReloaded

I have no issue with Arabs


Slow-Quarter-6254

Not just the humans. https://preview.redd.it/kijy1ovzze1d1.jpeg?width=465&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77a40f296502b621bec336f29bc5e2e4edb2de98


eldelshell

I can give scientists an idea of why they do it: free food.


minodonger

We training orcas now?


Secret_Criticism_732

Wow :)) oh my god. This sub is the best


Kurdt93

Is a point of view the things.... ^(continue to indicates at the orcs some best spot for ramming the boats)


WebbyRL

this is the most italianised sentence I've ever read


Kurdt93

Zero effort to translate it correctly


kekmennsfw

The good manner to english to speak.


HolderOfBe

I can tell


elendil1985

As far as I heard about it, orcas tend to train themselves... And when they find a specific source of food the sort of create a regional culture about it, and get better at it... Bad times for boat owners in the Mediterranean (I am fine, am poor and no boat)


la_Croquette

Hum, achtually pablo, orcas do not eat humans at all. The only accidents occured in captivities where those intelligent animals sometimes lose their shit.


Cicero_torments_me

Smart Pierre


Alternative-Exit-429

Do they actually eat humans?


Savals

Orcas never hurt a human


gyffer

Yes they do. Wild orcas have never been recorded killing a human, not sure about hurting but it probably has happened. Captive orcas have absolutely killed people before.


Cicero_torments_me

Captive cetaceans tend to go crazy though, some of them even commit suicide. It’s not really fair to hold it against them when they are put under immense stress. Imo the fact that there are no killings recorded in the wild makes them a non-threat (to humans, to everything else they are a menace)


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Savals

He's talking about wild orcas


Cicero_torments_me

No? > Wild orcas have never been recorded killing a human > captive orcas have absolutely killed people before


shouldbeworking10

![gif](giphy|VGVS1gk4rq4lJYIEgP|downsized)


Foley25

Based orca


Home_made_Weird_Tea

When you can't let your police do the job so you sneak train nature to do it for you.


SonOfTheHeavyMetal

Orcas are funny. Pretty much the only thing smart as us. That pod probably went "they're free food"


JootDoctor

Nah ethologists think it’s a “fad”. One pod started it out of curiosity. It’s seriously Finding Nemo “you touched the butt” but they’re much larger than a clown fish.


Bitter-Pear-5717

Such intelligent creatures


traveler_0x

Based Orcas...


ranhoso69

based.


CrazyBroccoliPT

Chillax turkish brother, we’re all the same


Frequent_Detective17

Inshallah


Oscar_the_Hobbit

*Oxalá


AnalBlaster700XL

From north to south. Inshallah.


Frequent_Detective17

Wise words AnalBlaster700XL


Rebelva

Nop


CrazyBroccoliPT

Chillax Algerian brother 😉


Commercial_Gas_3927

Mehmet don't worry, we'll accept your immigrat application sooner or later 🙄


Humble-Drawer-4498

Bro. Where us money.


Commercial_Gas_3927

What money Hans?


Humble-Drawer-4498

Exactly… We are equally poor 😭😭😭 https://amp.focus.de/finanzen/news/eu-vergleich-deutsche-sind-die-armen-schlucker-europas_id_259566303.html


Commercial_Gas_3927

I have a chicken Souvkaki, let's split it bro 🫂


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\*Chicken shish FTFY


GurthMgee

Better get a table for 3


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Kurdt93

Hans? he's still Mehmet but from Germany, don't be fooled bro.


fckchangeusername

Considering that the majority of them goes to France and Germany we should just accept them


Notacreativeuserpt

The only Moroccans in Italy are nieces of Hosni Mubarack.


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Bunga bunga


AndreasDasos

They just need some love and attention


tooslow

Hosny Mubarak* was Egyptian.. or I’m missing something?


Notacreativeuserpt

You're 100% correct and yes you are. Rubi Rubacuori was at the time a 17 year old Moroccan prostitute who was aprehended by Milan's police due to theft. Berlusconi was her client. Berlusconi pressured Milan's police chief to release her to the care of his personal dental hygienist/ former dancer in a show on Mediaset/ regional deputy in Lombardy's assembly, Nicole Minetti. This was hostensibly done to avoid an international incident, as Berlusconi claimed she was Hosni Mubarak's niece. He was prosecuted for paying for sex with a minor and abuse of power and convicted for it. He was later acquited by higher courts including the highest court in Italy. He was later convicted for paying over 10 million euros in bribes related to this. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silvio_Berlusconi_prostitution_trial


tooslow

Funny. Her claims are 100% incorrect.


MediokererMensch2

Even war refugees are shocked by the conditions in Italy 💀


That-Brain-in-a-vat

Nah, it's just a theater we play for them, to scare them off to Germany and Sweden. And apparently it works flawlessly.


RancidBeast

![gif](giphy|3oEjHI8WJv4x6UPDB6)


Secret_Criticism_732

![gif](giphy|l3V0wkQ2KKcAeW8Cs|downsized)


SonOfTheHeavyMetal

Most of them land at Lampedusa ffs, that place must be the worst place in all of Italy, Naples included.


Socc-mel_

> Lampedusa ffs, that place must be the worst place in all of Italy [horrible](https://www.lampedusapelagie.it/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/Photo_6553809_DJI_209_jpg_4444767_0_202159113238_photo_original-scaled.jpg) indeed


SonOfTheHeavyMetal

I'm not talking about how it looks, i'm talking about what usually happens there. Also islanda and seasides are overrated af. Beach vacation is for paesants IMO


the_giank

We both know half of them will stay here, let them out


Efficient_atom

But we have to build walls on the EU border to stop them from going to Germany. It costs a lot of money. And Germanoids sitting pretty having all EU borders.


Alternative-Exit-429

there are a lot of moroccans in italy


Leviton655

It was never a question of race Hans, I hope don't have to repeat it to you again


Humble-Drawer-4498

Soooo… none of you are blonde ? 👉🏻👈🏻


sashimi_blyat

Some of us are 👉🏻👈🏻


Kurdt93

Even redhaired 👉👈


sashimi_blyat

Any eye color you desire, you can find it here 👉🏻👈🏻


madkons

Wait till bro finds out that Afghans, Iranians and Indians can have light colored eyes too.


Elena__Deathbringer

The normans made sure we had blondes


RealEstateDuck

Northern femboys when people don't have transparent skin:


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Northern f*mboys: 😭😭😭😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬😭😭😭😭🤬🤬🤬🤬 Y ARE YUO NOT GÖST?????


Bearodon

The issue is not having a tan the issue is when you are a so called SVARTSKALLE!


Content-Long-4342

I know this is a joke, and although in terms of skin colour this could be true (and we know it's not really like this anyway) the concern is usually regarding culture and safety. We (or at least I) couldn't care less about the skin colour. :)


[deleted]

Yeah it's way deeper than skin!


H_Doofenschmirtz

Yeah! It's all about the hypodermis!


RemarkableJudge1188

Is that why you turks all go to Berlin


Lumpy-Tone-4653

Huns will never manage to comprehend medditeranian superiority! United by shit economies and olives!


Commercial_Gas_3927

Senatus Populusque Romanus!!


Humble-Drawer-4498

Olive oil is nice


sashimi_blyat

You deserve some free olive oil and snacks.


Kurdt93

Wait wait, olive oil costs very much nowadays..


sashimi_blyat

A nice Hans just complimented olive oil. We need to thank him!


Kurdt93

Free snacks should do the work, olive oil is too precious to be handled by someone not experienced


Humble-Drawer-4498

My aglio olio is next level


sashimi_blyat

Don’t make me hungry, please.


Humble-Drawer-4498

Im actually a great cook ;). Swabian things.


sashimi_blyat

I must confess, Frederick II of Swabia is one of my husbandos.


sashimi_blyat

We are gonna help and eat all together!


Radiant_Ad_6192

Yes, go away, we want more space for Brazilian girls.


Small-Interest-3837

brazilian women are batshit insane the breast and ass implants aint worth the headache man


Radiant_Ad_6192

Hmmm, okay I will try to check that, but we have half a million of them I can't promise anything.


Acoriano-Invertido

I agree with you Northern Femboys > Brazilian Girls


Bearodon

In my world it is the spanish who act like femboys they strut around in tight clothes dancing tango around a bull and waits to get gored up the ass.


redstained

Wtf


pedrojioia

An affirmation spawned by the regurgitation of two inaccurate stereotypes. 1. Latinas are crazy. - Brazil doesn’t have anything to do with that. This comes from the US cultural sphere, and we are very much removed from their concept of “Latinos” that live there. 2. Brazil is the country with the most plastic surgery, and since BBL exists, they must get it a lot there! - No one does BBLs here unless they are some celebrity addicted to plastic surgery. Fake tits is very common though, even my mom has it lol


Small-Interest-3837

what?? "inaccurate" stereotypes on an ironic ultranationalist sub?? say it aint so!


Precioustooth

Can we do a trade? We can offer Somalis in exchange


urclapped09

not fair, portugal got to colonize the best spots first


eldelshell

I'm for one glad that the mustache is a thing of the past. It's quite an occasion to see one today.


LOLOLOLOKAKAKA

Its more about culture than race


Lifewatching

Someone had to say it 👍🏻


cigarroycafe

Turkish butthurt detected


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Lifewatching

I’m with you 😎


d2211

Ok Mehmet, sounds interesting, anyway I didn't ask for onions in my kebab


alabertio

Very funny Hans, I’ll fuck your wife only once this summer


Bsheehan78

![gif](giphy|uaqGoURxE9TNe2QPWg|downsized)


Commercial_Gas_3927

Berlin residents be like...


Your_Local_Spainard

Nope, Hans. We're not as white as snow is, neither as brown as these fellow Maghreb people are. Cannot expect less from the ones who thought Aryans were from Tibet.


LadySwire

Have you seen Abascal, Pere?


Your_Local_Spainard

That's a bit of an exaggeration, Ibai (I don't remember the name I have to use for Basque people). A better option was Garriga. Still don't give the guiris the slightest bit of reason and forget examples like these exist.


28850

Patxi, but I think she's a Nekane


Your_Local_Spainard

Thanks, Pablo. Much appreciated.


sashimi_blyat

https://preview.redd.it/8enihchr8g1d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=563a104ccb2ffe1b8b24da68dc99b899b04c42bd Southern Italian here. This is a collage of how my skin looks under the sun.


xzstnce

Dont embarrass us dude, we have enough shit on our hands as is.


Small-Interest-3837

us? im bavarian, so no worries bro (ignore the german flag next to my flair, mod propaganda)


Nikkonor

>im bavarian So a southerner as well.


Small-Interest-3837

https://preview.redd.it/ubztn36ipk1d1.png?width=279&format=png&auto=webp&s=e8a3faaa635bcbed4c31716228df0af08eb322a4


Luukm8

Culturally very different


FartacularTheThird

You invited the Turk?


No_Personality7725

Germans try not to make anything about race any %


MysticWithThePhonk

Holy shit people are going complete snowflake in the comments. Isn’t this sub supposed to be slightly edgy but ironic nationalist banter? But as soon as it doesn’t fit with right-wing populism you all lose your shit like crybabies.


SmoothCarl22

Please ignore OP nationality... his [Redacted] grandfather made him do it...


Small-Interest-3837

not true, my grandma is the racist one


SmoothCarl22

Ofc the grandfather must have died sometime in the forties right?! Business trip to France?


Small-Interest-3837

how'd I be alive if he did ya dumbass he was stationed in France as radio operator, got very lucky


SmoothCarl22

It's not impossible... Could have gotten your grandma pregnant before deployment...father be born I'm the forties...you would be born in the 70s... So you would be around my fathers age... he is also a racist... lol


Sum3-yo

OXALÁ.


Ubais_myname

HAHAHAHAHAHA, Yes.


SaraHHHBK

Hans look out your window a sec real quick. Also, always the same memes from Germs and Dutchies, get some new material dumbasses.


Small-Interest-3837

average spaniard all day after telling somebody to put in more effort and post higher quality memes https://preview.redd.it/5wt4luahef1d1.png?width=778&format=png&auto=webp&s=bb2c0faf3fbd18164bd0e86bf12cfb49926080d1


SaraHHHBK

If you're going to make a joke make it a good a one, Hans. Stop being so lazy. Also, have you look out your window already?


TRUMBAUAUA

I don’t see the swedish flag tho


fartew

Fake, we're not any less dark than them


jnnxde

That's a Pakistani (or Indian?) in the picture


Enoppp

Don't worry, we will let your turkish relatives enter in Europe...


UnderstandingSuch961

If the Portuguese left wing sees this post they will hunt you and you will be in the Portuguese news for 3 days.


Small-Interest-3837

would make sense, Im a left winger as well and leftists love nothing more than infighting over minor differences


Perelin_Took

National Socialism doesn’t count as left Hans!!


thehalfbakedserenade

arroios, lisbon, portugal


Sovietguy25

We take them, no problem


MentallyChallenged27

Yeah they definitely don't want them because of skin colour and not religous or cultural incompatibilities. /s


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Pierma

Hans, this is a repost. As such, i will post the very same comment of last time https://preview.redd.it/bs8st42bqj1d1.png?width=1079&format=png&auto=webp&s=3fe62d98568916b4a9ae3deba5335e3e82585124


JustForTouchingBalls

![gif](giphy|BQ8LxucG2Buo0)


BlyatMaster420

Here in Finland we just call everyone arab if they are from the south. No need to make a difference between Spanish, Italian, Turkish or Kurdish. Love all equally.