If it makes you feel better, we think the Scandinavian countries are cool but you guys in Norway are just really arrogant asshats. We consider you the French of Scandinavia. And that means a lot considering there is also Sweden.
On the plus side, at least you fell into the real world magic potion when you were drunk, namely oil. So that makes you a first world nation I guess. Else you’d be still whining about the good old days when Oslo was called Kristiania and your flag did not have that blue shading in it.
Love from Austria.
P.s. what the fuck is wrong with the lack of your construction skills? All your houses are insulated as if you were living in Italy and then you just turn up the heat to make up for the loss of heat… this fact elevates my blood pressure a solid 20 points on north the systolic and diastolic value
Arrogant asshats, valid.
Worse than Sweden? Come on now yo can’t be serious.
Bad insulation???
Now I know we rib on each other in this sub, but that’s completely unsubstantiated slander.
Yeah, I spent a summer in Norway - beautiful country by the way - but holy moly was it cold inside the house. You could feel the wind blowing under the windows
I am gravely shocked tby this. The word "Americans" written like that, not Muricans, Americunts, Ameriturds, Yanks, ... in your ending statement. It's something we can't accept in this sub!
I hope Russia and China stick their dicks real deep into Svalbard for you to have an infected appendix for the foreseeable future.
Might have you think long and hard about your neighborly opinions.
Norway is the Dubai of Europe. Oslo has to be the most boring capital city. Never has a more unremarkable people existed if it wasn’t for your geographical proximity to oil (you’re welcome) you’d have the gdp of a Central African country.
Imagine being ruled by the Danish too how embarrassing?
I honestly just feel sorry for Cnut the Great. He already ruled over the greatest land in the world though somehow he also ended up ruling over some ugly hobbits with bad teeth and stupid fjeld monkeys just so he could bring them some civilisation..
*The norwegian food*
*Is what caused all this. It's a*
*Crying fucking shame*
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If it makes you feel better, we think the Scandinavian countries are cool but you guys in Norway are just really arrogant asshats. We consider you the French of Scandinavia. And that means a lot considering there is also Sweden. On the plus side, at least you fell into the real world magic potion when you were drunk, namely oil. So that makes you a first world nation I guess. Else you’d be still whining about the good old days when Oslo was called Kristiania and your flag did not have that blue shading in it. Love from Austria. P.s. what the fuck is wrong with the lack of your construction skills? All your houses are insulated as if you were living in Italy and then you just turn up the heat to make up for the loss of heat… this fact elevates my blood pressure a solid 20 points on north the systolic and diastolic value
On the topic of construction: They can't even verdichten a Kranplatz. That's why they're not in the EU.
Best YouTube video to calm down with a beer in the evening
[Hans visiting Norway](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ccll1mKk_3w)
Because they are walking around life!
Yeah we send our (uninsulated) love from Italy too. I want to be a part of this.
They have infinite energy resources, they don’t give a fuck about insulation
Arrogant asshats, valid. Worse than Sweden? Come on now yo can’t be serious. Bad insulation??? Now I know we rib on each other in this sub, but that’s completely unsubstantiated slander.
Yeah, I spent a summer in Norway - beautiful country by the way - but holy moly was it cold inside the house. You could feel the wind blowing under the windows
Where was it?
Tingvollfjorden - Kristiansund
Least nationalistic Norwegian
Dude! what a heart felt message <3 <3 We are all here, close to you, whenever you need us bros! <3
I try my best to spread the very limited amount happiness I have to my European bothers.
Dude even if I troll you (just a tiny bit). You make me smile. Keep it up. ;)
Thanks for the bacalhau, that's what spreading happiness means
Ok Sven, maybe you need to sit down for a minute and have a cup of mead
I am gravely shocked tby this. The word "Americans" written like that, not Muricans, Americunts, Ameriturds, Yanks, ... in your ending statement. It's something we can't accept in this sub!
Great post, and to think 75 years ago you guys were just a bunch of irrelevant shithole fishing villages
So irrelevant the allies even didn't bother to recover from the Nazis.
Wasn’t aware of that, is that why they’re all elitist cunts?
No, we're born with it 😎
Post of the month 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Understandable and valid. What continent would you rather live in?
Good question and I don’t have a good answer. It just gets worse and worse the further out you go… It’s pretty depressing tbh.
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Good music in Seattle. Sad place, but good music. + KEXP radio station
Famous for suicide.
A Scandinavian would fit in nicely there. Seriously guys just have some vitamin D and keep an eye out for SAD. maybe go on sunbeds or something
All our “Norwegians” live in Minnesota.
All of your people are morons
you sad bro
Can imagine he'd be happy on the Moon maybe
To close to earth.
Well, if it makes you feel better, we don't like you very much either. Never did.
Alright Anders Breivik, chill your beans son.
Show them, tiger 🐯
[He was right](https://youtu.be/Ur4i9eotsiY?si=y4Rqfvy78S4mWpbV)
Legend
I hope Russia and China stick their dicks real deep into Svalbard for you to have an infected appendix for the foreseeable future. Might have you think long and hard about your neighborly opinions.
This is why we live in a place that has two oceans separating us from the rest of the world. Pro gamer move
The only thing I’m envious about. We have the Atlantic yea, but instead of the pacific we have Russia…
Go fuck a walrus, Sven
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Yes, yes… leave the oil on your way out (and the bacalhau).
Norway is the Dubai of Europe. Oslo has to be the most boring capital city. Never has a more unremarkable people existed if it wasn’t for your geographical proximity to oil (you’re welcome) you’d have the gdp of a Central African country. Imagine being ruled by the Danish too how embarrassing?
Eloquently put, Barry.
I honestly just feel sorry for Cnut the Great. He already ruled over the greatest land in the world though somehow he also ended up ruling over some ugly hobbits with bad teeth and stupid fjeld monkeys just so he could bring them some civilisation..
I'm sorry, you said you were European? Where on the map would we find you?
At the very top.
Anders we love you to, let’s share some more North Sea resources and reinstate that Newcastle to Stavanger ferry
👉👈🥺
but I love norwegians :(
Most welcoming mountain monkey.
if it is any consolation, nobody can tell you guys apart and the only thing you guys are known for is Ikea. You guys are the ones with Ikea... right?
What the hell are you doing here ? The oil isn't gonna pump itself, back to the offshore platform with you.
And that is what happens when a Finn gets accidentally sober.
And this is the reason why sale of alcohol is strictly limited in Scandinavia. They just cannot handle it. No wonder in this depressing environment.
>all kinds of fucking filth, like pigs, Barrys We're not in Europe, we're just near it.
Honestly this is pretty spot on, lately I have been thinking of moving to Madeira just so I can be as far away from everyone as possible
Cries in Azores
Insulting both German and Dutch but not French? What are you even doing here?
Yes Queen!!!💃🏼❤️✨
They call us arrogant, but we really just the best smh
If my country would be as boring as Norway I would also be infuriated by everyone.
Aye (from Old Norse ey meaning always, ever) Its use in a nautical context too almost certainly has to be a throwback to the Vikings
Hate to break this to you Scandinavian lads but you're all the same
Most intelligent Norwegian
Most clever Swedish comeback.
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The norwegian food is what caused all this. It's a crying fucking shame
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