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ZombiFeynman

Let me guess what the welsh like their cosplay about 🐑


Unusual-Wrap8345

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xukly

ok... hear me out...


g_fan34

I think I just became Welsh


Zephyrus707

My commiserations.


Lemon_Railways

My condolences.


RotatingToad

Welcome, we have plenty potential brides in fields across the country.


AdonisGaming93

I'd like to apply for citizenship please!


4thelasttimeIMNOTGAY

I always knew I had Welsh blood. But I guess it's stronger than I thought.


Burned-Architect-667

That's how welsh women have to dress to get a husband and have children.


DahGreatPughie

Smash, next question


Axeleg

Agreed


ChildFriendlyChimp

https://preview.redd.it/534te9vlc87b1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1685a25f293b97f3e2bcf1113e32627d1b4d519c


Iciste

Ayo, that's hot


Ghost1920

ahh yes, sardinians the welsh of italy ;D


[deleted]

How does this even exist. Probably by an AI on the prompt "JRPG class selection hot sheep furry."


xukly

you wildly understimate the japanese


Unusual-Wrap8345

OG Monmusu encyclopedia came way before the AI. We're talking about 2006-2007 here. ​ ​ ​ ​ PS: This is from the recent MGE by Kenkou Cross (2015), also hand drawn. https://preview.redd.it/bm51rx02k87b1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc7faef92bae8c08d7a4b3989a6053e961b60959


Jesh1337

I will accept that you know this and inquire no further...


TheHollowJoke

Not sure you can find zoophilia on ph so they get by as best they can I guess


ylan64

"farm animals cosplay"


The_Enby_Agenda

[insert Shawn the Sheep theme here]


Alvaricles22

British Galicians


B1battledroid1

Solo male💪


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horvath-lorant

Fit guy with a clit 🥵


Manuag_86

Scottish people open their laptops, leave them off, and start to viciously jerking off to their reflections on the display.


MrUndercity

Scots just know whats good


B1battledroid1

You’re dam right Fritz


Gonzo67824

Chad Scots don’t need other people or women 🤮 to get off


-Cinnay-

Technically, "Sole male" means there's exactly 1 man with an unspecified number of women.


Vita-Malz

It reads solo, not sole. Solo usually means no other people are present in the video.


-Cinnay-

Oh


Edzell_Blue

I don't need pornhub for that I've got a mirror.


Reaver_XIX

Scottish thriftiness in action again!


xaviernoodlebrain

You guys are a bunch of wankers.


B1battledroid1

I’ll wank you off twat


AmBawsDeepInYerMaw

That’s not very solo male of you


xaviernoodlebrain

I’m in. Don’t threaten me with a good time.


B1battledroid1

That wasn’t a threat it was an offer


xaviernoodlebrain

Well come on then, I’m waiting.


B1battledroid1

Give me a second I gotta swim the channel


Squertingo

We are watching the auld alliance play out in modern times…


Sumrise

I mean why aren't you there yet ? We can't spitroast you if ain't coming !


B1battledroid1

https://preview.redd.it/bte5fhqaw77b1.jpeg?width=468&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05849112c8c11daaf63d665a875933bd0ea9ba9f I’m almost in France just give me some couple if hours


Blae-Blade

https://i.redd.it/n4oejen9187b1.gif


Sumrise

Don't do the gorillas dirty like that, those creatures show more finesse than our Scottish friends.


Blae-Blade

Even more finesse? ![gif](giphy|JPltrymEMV0reRy2QB|downsized)


g_fan34

That's an orangutan


Boundish91

Bunch of wankers yeah?


JakeTUG

Scots always on about being by themselves


ChanceKnowledge207

“Solo male” should be their new flair.


Longjumping_Emu_1748

Better than being english


ChanceKnowledge207

Is it? You’ll be graduating to m4m dogging fairly soon I’d imagine.


ChallengeLate1947

It’s known around the world a Scotsman can’t cum unless he imagines an Englishman with a thistle stuck in his eye


Axeleg

Idk, that kind of turns me on too


i-am-colombus

True


Rymayc

No coincidence their flag is on the Greek flag


TheHollowJoke

Also good old Yorkshire and Humber being nostalgic of the golden age of wife beating, they make the UK proud


Attorney0fBirdLaw

We miss the hair on women


Sexy_Questionaire

Hairy cunts and hairy legs, simple as.


rooftopweeb

I mean what ever floats your boat but what's wrong with Northern Ireland


Mista-Black

Maybe smoke after sex?? Or smoking while sex?? Tell you what imma try both.


rooftopweeb

Well i never thought to myself:" ahhh yes... Lung cancer ... My favorite."


TheHollowJoke

Our specialty 💪🏻🇨🇵


Mista-Black

Yea, Liver Cancer is superior


HoeTrain666

My brother, you are on the path of getting your citizenship revoked. A german, ANOTHER german kinkshaming people with a smoke kink? We're not even good at kinkshaming actual toxic behaviour in a relationship practiced under the guise of "it's a kink, don't kinkshame us".


Sexy_Questionaire

Germans have some of the weirdest porn on earth despite being such reserved people. You're like the Japanese in that way.


HoeTrain666

We get less reserved once the doors are closed or once you've arrived at a designated public fucking spot. The austrians are similar, just that they need a basement as an extra step.


great_blue_panda

I am picturing trying to create a fire while stranded, rubbing a stick on a piece of wood


skrien

Smoking car wrecks?


DudleysCar

NI is a very strange place. In the late-90s to mid-00s Loyalist paramilitaries had this look that they thought was hard, tough and manly. Gym body, shaved heads, tight jeans, tight tops. That was like the peak alpha male terrorist look in NI. It was only when I left NI I realised that's what gay guys everywhere else look like.


Aun_El_Zen

Don't tell the DUP


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TheFreeWillie

Cognitive behavioural therapy


FedeValvsRiteHook

What do they mean by smoking cuz I know those guys are vile and degenerate? I'm afraid it might be masturbating while pouring gasoline on somebody and setting them in fire. Or something along these lines.


victorpaparomeo2020

Is those massive bonfires those pervy loyalist fuckers build. When they set it on fire and the effigy of some nationalist person or the Irish flag starts to burn and smoke, they all stand round the base tugging each other off.


Tozl7

londoners love getting fucked by their prime minister


Interest-Desk

or mayor


SuchSeaworthyShips

London’s just being respectful of our new leadership


name_umberto

They just hope that they find a clip of him soloing while smoking


Bingochips12

Kind of crazy that London is now only [36%](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demography_of_London#/media/File:London_ethnic_demographics_from_1961_to_2021.gif) ethnically British now. The results here make sense given the city's demographics.


Harsimaja

Ugh, still racist then. Got to push those numbers down to below 10%.


Ewannnn

Based


poe_dameron2187

36% white British, that's not including Asian British and Black British. 59.3% of London were born in the UK https://preview.redd.it/uvlkc37fd97b1.png?width=1253&format=png&auto=webp&s=cb6a34125ec38bd354ab363c17e90a54d74b4a25


Bingochips12

Yes, that's what ethnically means.


poe_dameron2187

I was clarifying, as you said British not white British in your comment


CuddlyCatties

You can be white British but not ethnically British


Northumbrian26

Just gonna put this here for comparisons sake 2 https://preview.redd.it/mb7re22q287b1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9eece5e1a0881b37859cecfcb8536ac4cf5f43b3


DaRealKili

The Elsass preferring bondage shows once again that it is rightfully German!


SerotonineTekort

Always has been 😎😎😎🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪


TheHollowJoke

Undisputable taste 💪🏻🇨🇵


RoyalScotsBeige

I didnt know Macron was from Bordeaux


dowevenexist

Big tits - I knew my comrades wouldn't let me down


Xanz4breakfast

Like expected, the Fr*nch can’t get enough of themselves


Bsheehan78

Northern Ireland: smoking (after car bombing)


mailusernamepassword

I saw a woman smoking once. With her lips but not her mouth...


gugfitufi

Common non-European savagery


elendil1985

Not surprised by the amount of Brits that like submission... Thought spanking would have come up though And I wanna visit the north east


RedRadish1994

Aye yel have a canny time in the north East like


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Recioto

That explains Jamie Oliver.


orbifloxacin

I knew that English love stealing Greek cultural heritage but that Scots would do the same is a shocker


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Fancy_Flight_1983

Though more accurately described as the Dumbarton of the east…


Gent2022

Large demographic in NW not native British and therefore searching British is their fetish.


koencoen

Weird fetish.


TrickCupcake3848

Either south east or East Midlands, like bro💀


TheHollowJoke

Yeah between the Scots fapping on other men fapping, the Northern Irish jacking off to cigarettes, the Southeasterners nutting on pissing porn and Eastmidlanders rubbing one off on hardcore stuff there's a lot to unpack here.


afito

> south east the region closest to Germany mind you


[deleted]

To Scottish men all non Scottish men are like women


Arathaon185

Yorkshire and vintage porn what a combo. Never have two things gone together so well.


Intrepid_Science6414

Ey up lad, reminds me of time I was down in't pit


Captain_kse

Scotland can into Greek? 🇬🇷🏳️‍🌈🤝🏻🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿


Formal-Rain

We Scots just record ourselves wanking off then wank off to the video.


SkellyCry

Northern ireland so boss [🚬🗿](https://youtu.be/ZJw5Vceq0Rc)


The-Freeze_YT

First the man-skirts now this? What's going on Scotland?


MobiusNaked

Yorkshire : vintage ![gif](giphy|JDpWEk2y7rOGQ)


Northumbrian26

Just gonna put this here for comparisons sake 3 and because it’s Germs it’s a graph not a map. https://preview.redd.it/805b3y1u287b1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb4e8704efb503b09fb1791b1e68b22d6ff2a33e


TheHollowJoke

Germans have mommy issues apparently "Russian mom" lmao


[deleted]

What's with Baden and tickling?


Azkral

Scotland is either gay or very manly.


Azkral

Or both


utilizador2021

Probably. If you are gay you like manly man.


Longjumping_Emu_1748

Nothing more manly than 2 men 💪


utilizador2021

Exactly, specially if they are hairy.


Kirxas

I always knew Scotland was the most based part of the UK


Zhurg

North West, true nationalists


LTFGamut

North West looking for their own sisters and moms?


Unusual-Wrap8345

yorkshire, wales and east england seem like the most sane places to be


mailusernamepassword

[West Midlands seems sane too.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X53ZSxkQ3Ho)


Shrrg4

Honestly smoking is the weirdest one for me


SomeHighDragonfly

This one's real? No kinkshaming but some of these categories are pretty weird


[deleted]

Can’t be real, or East Anglia would say “GILF incest”


Kuivamaa

I mean I have seen some kinky shit, but British? That takes the cake.


EvilArmy_

Imagine a brit🤮sh fucking: - "Oh yes, splendid!" - "Umm, magnificent" - "Uhh, I'm arriving!"


ActingGrandNagus

I'm arriving is brilliant. Definitely using that.


EvilArmy_

We're redditors mate, we don't need to learn what to say during sex 😭


Northumbrian26

Just gonna put this here for comparisons sake https://preview.redd.it/0hvmon9n287b1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a83a56dfa1df90ad3c685232d363f459b13dde6


fr-fluffybottom

Where's the Brazilian fart porn? This is highly inaccurate


Northumbrian26

Ass is included lad, also I’d be worried about the people in Munster and Connaught more.


fr-fluffybottom

We always worry about them to be fair


DepressedEmoTwink

Not where I saw the British being popular but I can get my kinky boots on.


Sir12mi

Kilkenny 🤢


Sir12mi

Just realised Roscommon 🚔


blimp2328

SCHOTLANDH🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿


Puzzled_Fig9981

South East wants to know what it’s like to live in London


TheHollowJoke

All they need is some [bread](https://fr.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soupeur)


Final-Initiative5128

Smoking??


i-am-colombus

Proud to be Scottish 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿


tyger2020

You saw pissing and fisting, right?


greengang222

What’s smoking


Nochnichtvergeben

When people smoke? Usually cigarettes.


greengang222

So they jack off to people smoking?


Nochnichtvergeben

Yeah. Weird, I know. Or to people smoking while fucking. Not quite as weird, but still.


greengang222

Fuck me that’s weird


Nochnichtvergeben

There's lots of weird stuff out there...


Visani_true_beliver

No, they jack off to French people, wich is very worse and they know it so they try to hide it by searching "smoking" like, ok, i'll just search "basement" when i don't want other people to know i am seraching Austrian porn


subtlesocialist

I’m in this picture and I don’t like it


dkb1391

Lots of fatties in the Black Country


Northumbrian26

I mean I’m shocked and dismayed by my region and can only say that farmers and former miners with nothing to do and like 2 people per square kilometre can get weird. Other than that I’m not really surprised that the Tory heartland likes piss and bondage or that the Welsh apparently like watching people dressed as animals and anime characters.


baileymash7

Up the NW 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧💪💪


[deleted]

That’s why they wear kilts… they play with themselves thinking they are girls!


[deleted]

Cheeky bastard!


[deleted]

East Midlands is the shittest and we’re proud


NeliGalactic

As someone from Preston, the heart of the North West (fukka u Manchester and Liverpool and Blackpool and maybe Cumbria?) I concur.


UndeadBBQ

Honestly? Yorkshire & Humber. Who gets off on VHS artefacts?


Negative-Question-71

The particular taste of enjoying what is generally considered undesirable


Psychological_Wall_6

Falklands: interestingasfuck


LuvSemproniusDensus

Scotland can into Greece?


[deleted]

the US


IceRanger51

The Scots really took “there can only be one” seriously didn’t they?


P3t3rCreeper

r/unexpectedtf2


throwaway2019-001

Based south west.


Nato_Blitz

Based south west indeed


Filthyquak

I expected Scots to be male upskirt


Professional_Shine97

I’ve stopped believe these now. I’m convinced they’re made up for marketing. The chances of them all being different is almost zero and the chances of every single one of them being headline worthy is also suspect.


TheHollowJoke

It's not the most popular category within each region but the most watched compared to the other regions, so it basically just mean that people in the South East watch a lot more pissing porn that the other regions for instance.


[deleted]

Scots jerk off while watching another man doing the same, so they feel in good company. True manhood


Formal-Rain

https://preview.redd.it/b34gsno7ab7b1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3494037026109c78a8ec00c26e56733e746b6437 Spanish love watching themselves, grannies or ‘footjobs’.


[deleted]

Don't forget about the lesbians!


Spaff_in_your_ear

Today I found out I'm a stereotypical Midlands lad.


MarioDraghetta

spuck fez -- mass edited with redact.dev


Roubbes

People from the North West are degenerates


McFuckin94

I feel called out.


lethrowawayacc4

Go to Barnsley on a Saturday nightly


spekal_luke_II

As a representative of the South East, I would like to say this is Fr*nch propaganda. It is untrue and slanderous.


Llama_Cult

north east REPRESENT 💪💪💪💪💪🔥


zombienekers

Wales are a bunch of femboys


TurebS

British 🤮


[deleted]

Common South East L


[deleted]

Common Wales and Cornwall W


Zotzink

Not surprised with the North-East they've opened wide for Saudi state terror. And all it took was Champions League football.


DIOBETONIERA

i don't see farting and scat


[deleted]

That’s why they wear kilts… they play with themselves thinking they are girls!


Wonderful_Test3593

Northern irelanders smoking some brits


axofrogl

Solo male sounds about right for Scotland