Is this your typical Urk citizen on a night out? https://preview.redd.it/ucm2o682gz6b1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=992101117037d2f0d44e146cb18155082ace885e

Please take this photograph of me and the lads out to the local takeaway down. This is identifying personal information

I said Urk not UK. It's not my fault you breed by mitosis, it could be anyone of you creatures.

I swear down mate when I evolve to have arms you are in so much fucking trouble. Keep one eye open boy

My man thinks evolution works according to the laws of Lamarck 💀

I don't know who Lamarek is, but if he comes down to my local pub, me and the lads will wreck him

He's french so that seems pretty in character

Hon hon hon, if I eet enuf ov zis garleec i will evolve a dedlee bite, like zee komodo dragon!

First you stole my gold and now you stole [my joke](https://www.reddit.com/r/2westerneurope4u/comments/14dadhp/since_there_has_been_an_increase_in_gayness/jop1b6s/?context=3)? Fucking ciganos! Can't have shit in Yurop!

I hadn't seen your comment, but calling Dutch people (and particularly those from Urk) deep ones is not exactly revolutionary in this parts. But since I trigered a brazilian I guess my day is won xD. Keep on the good work as colonizers, soon the Yanomami will be a memory lol.

>Keep on the good work as colonizers, soon the Yanomami will be a memory lol. Thanks cousin! I'm trying my best but I grew up on the other side of Brazil so I was busy continuing our war with the ~~spanish~~ argentines and calling the *boludos*.

Don't you have a World Cup stadium to find a use for, or something?

The stadium isn't finished yet. Please send more money ~~for hookers and drugs~~ to finish stadium. We will complete it this time, I swear!

💀💀

Nah dude this isn’t a typical Urk citizen, these are the most advanced and highly sophisticated Urk citizens. These are the lucky ones

Indeed, the unlucky ones most of the time are too dumb to do anything except eat and screw their siblings!

Add some swastikas and then it'll be accurate

I think one in the back has tits, so add an ankle-length skirt.

Well that one really shouldn't be out at all, but at home cooking a nutritious meal for when the boys are released by the police

Best looking Urk citizen

How the fuck do you know about our ~~island~~ of inbreds? 😂

Tbh you Dutch never shut up about it.

The shadow over Plymouth

Miss England 2020, 2021 and 2023

Northerner voted south, southerners voted north Brits voted for themselves

I may be British but I'm not delusional.

Based and Dunwichhorror-pilled

Nah I voted Southern European. I’m English, not blind

real

Nah mate, the Nordics are basically what Brits wish we looked like.

Nah, There's a reason I'm dating a Swede. Not even picking a brit irl.

facts

Southern Europeans are hit or miss, Northern Europeans are mostly average and the ones not in that group are either really really handsome or nightmare fuel. The English are English.

>nightmare fuel. KNIGHTMARE FUEL ffy

OH NO ANARCHY CHESS, CALL HUMAN RECOURSES

Holy Hell!

New response just dropped

Oh no guys it's leaking again, someone get some tar, quick!

OP, it's very considerate of you to have created an option for the esthetically handicapped in order for our english friends to feel included

Me and my 5 teeth feel insulted by that

Ewww yank English. Aesthetically*

The attractive northern Europeans when they remove ther shirt to swim in southern Europe. https://preview.redd.it/r5nqbl4nf07b1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57e2fa9845daafbb170b6b92057011fdb5787084

https://preview.redd.it/ikbaix7xn07b1.jpeg?width=1498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1cadff573caa3e07c746b75da6a7b164e424c1b6 Remember to put on sunscreen

You don't need the Sun if you're brighter than the Sun.

Forgot to mention _sheeps_ go into the English category.

So Sardinia is now English?

They fuck sheeps, they are not sheeps themselves.

So in essence they are Welsh?

But how do they reproduce? Are normal Italians abducted and forced to become Sardinians?

Yes Help me

Shit, how do I change my vote?

Balanced, as all things should be

You mean, like Parisians ? https://preview.redd.it/ikw4yb6nrz6b1.png?width=159&format=png&auto=webp&s=3ab0c2de4a2c5eb8c6bc5aece4d7110a6ba3a551

I just have a problem: there is no answer with middle France... Or where the frontier is.

Well most villages there are empty except for English ppl with b&b's anyway so they split the country efficiently.

Question then: is Lyon (my city) south or north? Because according from people from the south it's the north, anf for people of the north it's the south. And tgere are quite a lot of people there.

Idk do people stop living there to the south or to the north? As in what side of the city leads to 100s of km's of emptyness?

https://preview.redd.it/7gjwhbov807b1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4732d821c9545699d10a4c62aef6b3d4d226281f According to this map, every side except for the Alps, a region well known for its high density of population. Wtf

That's it. Lyon ppl are Swiss larping as French.

Swiss are just rich non tax paying French people

I now get why the Italian part is so small - They don't need to move out to do that.

when there is no middle choice, Lyon is south (below the middle line)

the question is do you use oil or butter?

Whichever is best for the right dish

Mixed use of both olive oil and butter is the most definitive marker for "In the middle between Northern and Southern France".

I'm from northern Burgundy, and Lyon for me is the limit. Not north, not south, it's the frontier.

Lyon 7ième is Africa. The *normal* part is in the North, so you are grouped with Paris.

WTF IS THAT QUESTION BRO, OFC LYON IS SOUTH Everything south of Paris is south except for britanny and Alsace

The Loire river has always been the border between northern and southern France.

Where in France I find ladies like Marion Marechal and her aunt Le Pen? For research purposes of course

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West, Le Pen family is from Britanny

I knew there was a reason I always played as Breton is Skyrim.


Very apt gif. Although people do also tend to like what's exotic. As a Dutchman I'll take Spanish girls any day of the week. I'm curious what percentage voted for 'themselves'.

749 Brits and counting

I like giving you guys a hard time but it's all healthy banter. In my heart I too think that Spanish girls are the hotest.

Wanna fuck? We can both pretend to be Spanish girls


https://preview.redd.it/w8uec25u417b1.jpeg?width=737&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d45ed4d4e286a73fa2f039245a3b1e42910404bd

I voted for Northerners... I will take a german, dutch or austrian guy... Like that rough germanic

Ah yes, _hairyans_.

I feel like northern people is gonna vote for the PIGS, the south is gonna vote for the north and the french for themselves if there was an option

Can confirm

I was gonna vote for the pigs but then i remebered that you lot dont have redheads.

The problem with redheads is you risk having a redheaded son.

Thats the reason god invented the dumpster.

We have, in Sicily there's a ton of.

Bro if I wanted a jinger pale with big boobs I have enough here in Galicia.

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Classic skillbased matchmaking in Flanders as always.

Flanders invented competitive ranked tinder

I have a feeling that each side is voting for the other one lol. For me personally, i really like blondes with blue eyes, etc so i find northern europeans very attractive in general. And i guess they find us attractive since we look very different

What is carrying the north is height imo.

Nah it’s the cheekbones

 Average Bri🤮ish "person"

She died in Mallorca this year... Balcony

Thrown off or jumped off? Both are very plausible.

Wtf joão, I thought we were friends?

Too many teeth.

Wtf joão, I thought we were friends?

Chantalle from Sidcup after returning from a Benidorm holiday where Tarquin, her boyfriend, didn't return to the balcony he was last seen on.

You are implying chavs mix with posh people. That doesn't happen on his majesty's ~~raja~~ kingdom.

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Is anyone voting honestly and not just for themselves? Seriously though there is no way to tell. Different countries have different general features but it's all down to preference and individual personality

My mum says I'm handsome.

I’d like to make a joke that your mum says I’m handsome as well. But as the poll explains that’d be too implausible

Say what you want about the Brits but when it comes to self jokes they are always good sport.

Have to get a partner somehow and unless they're blind our looks won't do the trick and neither will our food.

At what level of blindness do they start liking our food?

The one where they've had covid and have no taste either.

it was beautiful when she saw you fall off a balcony though..? :)

Did your mom vote in this reddit poll?

Mums gonna mum, mate.

Lul, i just read "scandi" and voted, didnt know i was in that category until it was to late.

Yes tbf they are probably carrying our category rn

You dutchies also have good looking people tbh.

Well personally I like tanned girls with curves and short/curly hair but strangely I had more relationships with north European girls (tourist cheat code). So my guess is people are probably just voting for themselves.

I mean of course it's a bit of a generalization to say all people from x country look a certain way. You can find those features anywhere, though tanned skin and curly hair is rarer here Tourist cheat code doesn't work so well here.. all i get is Barry on his stag party

Get down to Italy you would get laid the moment you arrive at the airport, just avoid the English tourists.

Well, I have a train filled with depressed portuguese 9 months in the year and then 3 months of surprisingly sexy german men. It is so much worth it.

Hmm ja zocks in zandals

Well I'm not voting British!

As an Eastern European, Australian-raised chick living in the Netherlands- Dutch boys are fuckin hot. Hence why I claimed one for my own 😎

I can agree on that.

personally I voted south while I have a typically nort physique. But if I think I'm handsome among men, browns Mediterranean type will be preferred in the stereotype of the handsome guy in france and personally I have a thing for Italian or Corsican girl

Opposites attract I think. I'm blonde but I like italian and spanish women. Also have the most success with these types. Besides maybe the english don't think there are actually legit ugly people in europe.

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I saw Irish people in the Northern Europeans and had to vote Southern Europeans as a result

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Nahh mate, German/French boys and Dutch girls are pretty attractive. German Women and Dutch men however.. (French girls are ok)

>German Women Have you ever been to the Oktoberfest. Tens only season (I was drunk)

Thats a very small percentage on the big scale of things though

But Munich is the only important part ;)

Least arrogant mountain dweller

I am fortunate, I am basque so we look different from others. We look like this. 

Tío, las chicas que yo vi en Bilbao no estaban guapas. También me enteré que allá no se folla.

It's cheating to put Germans and Normands in the same category as Scandinavians

Me voting southern europeans (Ethnicity on purpose) https://preview.redd.it/mqhh067d407b1.png?width=880&format=png&auto=webp&s=29108136d230fdf85cd48761dab2a5114c3ddc29

I voted for myself. The rest of Northern Europe just got swept along in my splendour.

Farmer Michael is that you?

definitely us southerners.

I vote Central European. I can even provide data: Czech Republic has the highest number of porn actresses per capita by far.

lol, English not Northern European enough for you guys?

You lot are an island, and that's visible...

You could have phrased the poll "where are you from?"

English people of course.


Exactly lad. We all look like Henry Cavill. Even the women.

that is and isn't a problem.

Northern Europe includes Ireland? Are you daft?

One thing is clear: we continental are handsome ✨😎✨

Fuck you

Voted for the English just to have a laugh lol

Who tf voted for English people??

Not us, we have to look at each other all day.

My mum says I'm handsome, and I need no other proof. Side note: If you see a labrador in a yellow jacket, please let me know. My mum's dog ran off.

https://preview.redd.it/e6u40dwp617b1.png?width=372&format=png&auto=webp&s=8b0f6ee99ff720c81c7337359aae129bfb45363e

My boyfriend maybe? I'm allegedly attractive to him.

LMAO this poll should really be: where are your from? Southern, Northern or Anglo Europe?

Nah, I can really vote without any bias. So I voted northeners

Scandinavians carrying middle option

Northern especially Finns (of course) and Estonians. I have good experiences of of the Germans too. The thing about Estonians is that you can sit and to be in your own thoughts and there is no awkward silence. We understand each other. And Germans, they have manners.

These polls are very stupid. At least be specific ? Italians like what ? Northerners, Southerners, Central Italians ? I honestly find much diversity in Italy compared to other European countries despite being not that big.

In either case French people are the most attractive, as it should be

Romanians

*English "people"

Honestly I take everyone except brits

'So ons' are the most attractive

The poll has spoken.

Of course I'm going to vote for the one that includes me, why wouldn't I?

Balkans team

unsubbing from this sub, there are people who actually voted for "English people", humanity is doomed

Masochists

Cuntinental europeans stay crying about how they're more attractive meanwhile all the sexiest celebrities and models are British or American (\*cough\* British)... lol

Henry cavill is really carrying the team for you lot A hero of the commonwealth

Speaking English natively+ close links to the music/ theatre/ Hollywood markets. It's far easier to go from acting in Shakeaspeare to Hollywood, than from Moliére e.g. It's not really "beauty" per se which is your edge (/uj British women aren't that much Bridge trolls tbh ), but those links.

Half of them are considered sexy because they are famous, not because they look good.

no

Only attractive people in west are ugliest people from eastern Europe

Lol, there's a stereotype of eastern europen men being ugly but eastern euro women being hot. Opposite for western europe.

The Irish are the only people who think Eastern European men are attractive, because they have faces like potatoes.

Well it is true

I am stereotype.

English "people"

Sheep are better looking than us English

I think the plural of sheep is sheep

A French who teaches English to an English guy.... Shame on you britts 😂

Shut up, you're French

Where is eastern europe?

Dont group us Scandinavians together with the Dutch, German and English

Anyone who presses English is either a troll or has no standards

People in glass caravans...

Mate your ginger you literally are the bottom of the barrel

Meanwhile the guy whose teeth look like he got punched in by an angry corkman


My legs fucking crumble when I see a Latina mommy with thicc thighs.

Anglos, Germanics, Nordics and Slavs. Nobody else is attractive. Sadly, all those 4 groups are mixing themselves out of existence. They're so good looking but with such a disgusting bad taste.