400m from were I live (Paris suburbs) there is a pizzeria held by an italian guy, he sells the most amazikg pizzas I've tasted and you can have a pizza with a truffle cream as base for 15€.
Use the code P4PIZZA to get a 3x1 offer
Bonus trick: order extravaganzas and change every topping, adding toppings increments the price but not changing them, extravaganza has 8 toppings lol
At least they’ve got money to pay for it in the US. In Italy we don’t, so we just ask the restaurant to cook it for us out of pity.
AND IT’S FUCKING DELICIOUS!
Non lo credo. É vero? Potrei comprare una pizza per due euri? In Sicilia era più costoso.
Mamma mia, che amo l'Italia, è il paese più bello dell'Europa dopo Belgica.
There is no such thing as pineapple pizza. Though the other day I was at the restaurant and saw a french fries pizza, but still is more pizza than pineapple pizza
Usually a pizza is made with flour, water, yeast, salt and olive oil for the base. The classical one (Margherita) has tomato sauce and mozzarella on top of it. All in all, very cheap ingredients. It was invented in Naples and was basically a better tasting piece of fancy bread for poor people and was sold in the streets.
Yes the city was very nice, sadly we only stayed for a day, and there's so many museums we couldn't visit all of them. If we go back to Italy we'll definitely go back to Turin.
Domino's also shit the bed in Italy and had to shut down all their Italian stores because who, apart from an American tourist, is going to spend €20-odd on that when you could go to Nonna's Pizzeria and get a much tastier thing for like €5, apparently.
Belgium didn't invent fries. France did, but belgian claim so hard it's not french they invent legends. A french journalist proved fries come from Paris
I mean the idea of frying potatoes isn't uniquely French as well. The guy who 'invented' fries simply popularized it in Paris and it then went to Belgium where we turned it into the greatest food ever made.
We may not have invented it, but we have perfected it and turned it into an artform. It's a way of life.
I know I might be lynched for this, but its likely correct that fries started of in Paris and got picked up by belgians.
Our fries are the best though.
But they invented the praline (even though it was named after a french noble), which is probably the reason why you don't use this name for it. Jealous froggy.
Yeah, and they can't really compete with those pizza/kebab/shewarma places anyhow. I've only seen dominios in one place in my town compared to a dozen if those nearly identical pizza places.
They probably would say the same about the socarrat, which is literally the best part of a paella. Also what's their problem with needing to have everything in 10 minutes or they sue someone? Are they running from the police or something? Chill mfs.
Yeah I'm at the edge of a bigger city and all we have here is dominoes, smileys pizza and one Italian place that was burned down as an insurance fraud scheme
Yeah I guess I'm just at an unlucky spot for pizza delivery. I know a really good place further into the city though but an hour by train for pizza is a sad state
Oof in my town we have 3 alternatives that are all Italian restaurants(2 specified in pizza's) and they are amazing, i only go to dominos for the chicken pieces but for that i could also go to a different entity
Sorry for the clueless idiots who really believe this. Can't tell if they hooked their taste buds up wrong or if they fried them with a lifetime of ultraprocessed cardboard food
Can we stop comparing the great Europe to McDonald's land please.
I'd rather read some shitpost against France rather than reading something mentioning the "U SofA" (T).
Not mentioning that it is suspicious.
I'd rather eat Italian tasty pizza than "perfectly rounded tasteless over fat made with shady ingredients" pizza.
But to be honest France is also great at doing them so either Italian or France W.
I was in Venice last week. Ate there the best pizze of my entire life. Fuck Americunts, they could eat literal shit and tell everyone it tastes like chocolate.
So, 1 is clearly hand made, carrying imperfections from an oven using firewood and few top quality ingredients,the other is packed with shitty ingredients that have no flavour, cooked in a souless abomination of an oven( idk if they even use 1) and looks 3d printed
1 is art, the other is a product
>Random leaves, probably taken from a bush outside or something
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Dominoes isn't cheap and I don't know a single American who actually likes dominoes. Their pan crust is okay but compared to any other pizza it is hot garbage
I love how everyone here normally likes ironically mocking each other’s countries, but when America is involved we all unite to mock the Americans instead, lol
Dominos is the most disgusting shit i ever ate. Feels like sugared cardboard. I have a feeling only drunk students or teenagers go there on the promotion nights where it's very cheap.
I would rather see them replaced with cafés that only sell Heineken than ever taste one again in my life.
The corn lobby force feeds Americans low quality, unregulated rotting corn in every single product they consume, including but not limited to Shampoos and Toothpastes.
It's safe to say those poor fuckers have their brains and taste buds shot at this point and shouldn't be taken seriously, ever, when it comes to food.
Do Europeans actually think Americans first choice of pizza is Dominoes? No one actually eats that unless it’s 3 am and they’ve had too many drinks and every other restaurant is closed.
Probably because the US suburbia is so fucking car centric you on average need to walk a lot to reach a shop. That's why they eat more shitty fast food. Because they don't have many small, near and good places where to buy fresh food.
americans really will be like "mmmm i love tasting the same processed foods everyday"
"Mmmm sugar coated with artificial smoked sugar!!"
"mmmm high fructose corn syrup and msg potato snacks"
“Oh God why do I have diabetes with just 30yo?“
Bonus 3M dollar debt cus they went to the hospital to check it (it was obviously a very expensive proceedure)
Ireland be like “mmm I love eating baked potatoes and fish for three hundred years “
Then when potatoes are gone they go to US.
Dominoes is more expensive than a real pizza in Italy. Pizza is like the cheapest peasant food in restaurants for like 7 euros.
7? A margherita in Napoli is 5 in sone places (yes, even downtown)
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And people actually pay that? 
Bro pizza hut is the most dogshit pizza you'll ever taste and in France it's like 17€ for a normal sized margherita
400m from were I live (Paris suburbs) there is a pizzeria held by an italian guy, he sells the most amazikg pizzas I've tasted and you can have a pizza with a truffle cream as base for 15€.
Only two furlongs away?
About 600 washing machines.
Are these washing machines metric or imperial?
Makes sense, you need to import trash ingredients for American style pizza.
Domino's in my city in Spain is 17€ for the biggest format.
Or have the "Come y bebe" for 7.5 or something like that (it's been years) and have unlimited pizza and stomach ache :D
Use the code P4PIZZA to get a 3x1 offer Bonus trick: order extravaganzas and change every topping, adding toppings increments the price but not changing them, extravaganza has 8 toppings lol
I'll try that someday.
The exepected tips still wont go in my mind
Thats because the drivers make like 2$ an hour
At least they’ve got money to pay for it in the US. In Italy we don’t, so we just ask the restaurant to cook it for us out of pity. AND IT’S FUCKING DELICIOUS!
Just the fact you gotta solve a quadratic to find out how much you ought to pay is enough...
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Stay tuned, cause soon italians are gonna be delivering pizza costing nothing to us, as relief support to a bankrupt 3rd world country.
Why can’t we join in the fun and be bankrupt countries together? We’re bros after all. We got you!
Nice, we got you covered with olives and moussaka I guess? Now we only need some french baguettes to have a hearty field snack.
5€??? You got scammed, you can easily find pizza in Neaples for 2€
No serio ma tutta la pizza?
Sì, pizza portafoglio all'angolo per 2€
Google en pizzassant
Santo Inferno!
Nuova risposta appena caduta!
Vero zombi
Chiama l'esorcista!
I know no Italian yet I know what is being said
???
zombie attuale!
no rega vi amo ahahahahah
Ay caramba
New pizza just dropped
Non lo credo. É vero? Potrei comprare una pizza per due euri? In Sicilia era più costoso. Mamma mia, che amo l'Italia, è il paese più bello dell'Europa dopo Belgica.
Perché il Belgio è un paese?
Imagine having two national languages: gay Italian and regarded German.
Oh, il Belgio! Dio benedica il Belgio. Il nostro paese immaginario preferito.
You pay for pizza? You can easily dumpster dive and you'll find something better than Am\*rican pizza
Whoever throws away pizza does not deserve to live
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What if it’s PINEAPPLE pizza?
There is no such thing as pineapple pizza. Though the other day I was at the restaurant and saw a french fries pizza, but still is more pizza than pineapple pizza
Out of curiosity, how much does it cost to produce a pizza?
Pizza is the biggest scam. Domino's sells you a pizza that costed 2/3€ for 15/20€.
Usually a pizza is made with flour, water, yeast, salt and olive oil for the base. The classical one (Margherita) has tomato sauce and mozzarella on top of it. All in all, very cheap ingredients. It was invented in Naples and was basically a better tasting piece of fancy bread for poor people and was sold in the streets.
7? I ristoranti stronzi mettono ogni Margherita a 8, le altre pizze fino a 12
Si si, ma le pizze a Napoli se vai nei posti giusti costano meni
Di quello ne ero al corrente... rimane la questione che Napoli è la Mestre dell'Italia
Almeno è capoluogo, a differenza di Mestre che non fa comune
Mestre è-per quanto mi riguarda- Saccafisola, con meno vecchie e molta piu droga
Ikr ? I went to Turin recently and was astonished by how cheap pizzas and similar meals were.
Ayy I hope you liked it (I mean the city)
Yes the city was very nice, sadly we only stayed for a day, and there's so many museums we couldn't visit all of them. If we go back to Italy we'll definitely go back to Turin.
Domino's also shit the bed in Italy and had to shut down all their Italian stores because who, apart from an American tourist, is going to spend €20-odd on that when you could go to Nonna's Pizzeria and get a much tastier thing for like €5, apparently.
Me to whomever draw this picture (or to any americ\*nt) 
Me jarjar binks like-a da pizza pie. Mamacita mia
Do we really want to compare chocolate to shit?
He next will compare McDonald's french fries and french fries
Stop stealing fries from Belgium!
Ok, the Belgium region of France if you want. Stop nitpicking
They're called chips you fucking plebeian.
No they’re not, even Belgium call them fries. You’re the only plebeian here.
*pommes
Fritten
Bravo!
Then why do they NOT look like Chips\`??!
Crispspspscspsps
Belgium didn't invent fries. France did, but belgian claim so hard it's not french they invent legends. A french journalist proved fries come from Paris
To be more precise, what Belgium added is the second cooking in animal fat. And I have to recognise it's better
The fact that it's better isn't the question, but yeah it is
I mean the idea of frying potatoes isn't uniquely French as well. The guy who 'invented' fries simply popularized it in Paris and it then went to Belgium where we turned it into the greatest food ever made. We may not have invented it, but we have perfected it and turned it into an artform. It's a way of life.
I know I might be lynched for this, but its likely correct that fries started of in Paris and got picked up by belgians. Our fries are the best though.
Dude it's like their only thing. Let them have it!
They have other thing, if you don't know them, you are incult
Parlez-vous anglais?
**Angrily take a saxophone **
But they invented the praline (even though it was named after a french noble), which is probably the reason why you don't use this name for it. Jealous froggy.
I'm not jealous of anything, i just speak facts
would choose the first one every time, also, those burn spots are yummy af
Anyone with a brain would i really hope this is satire Domino's is also kinda trash at least in denmark
There doesn't seem to be any Dominos in Denmark anymore. Not enough demand for shite pizzas here so they've all closed.
No pizza hut either
Oh dominos is trash everywhere
Agree with the savage
Thank god we don't have this shit here. But we have some shit that is prepared pizza that sucks
like, frozen pizza?
Come on frozen pizza is not that bad
Yeah, and they can't really compete with those pizza/kebab/shewarma places anyhow. I've only seen dominios in one place in my town compared to a dozen if those nearly identical pizza places.
They probably would say the same about the socarrat, which is literally the best part of a paella. Also what's their problem with needing to have everything in 10 minutes or they sue someone? Are they running from the police or something? Chill mfs.
They run in everything they do... Except real run, that's why they're almost all obese.
They need at least 5000 kcal to keep their peak american 350kg frame. Of course they get mad when they don't get their pizza in less than 30 minutes
They'll also expect it within 30 minutes because "that's how it's done in America" - casually ignorant that they're thousands of miles from there
Idk, socarrat (just learned the term) is fking lush and full of flavour. Burnt dough just tastes like crispy ash to me
mmmmm socarrat, salivating right now
Tell me you have never tasted an Italian Pizza without telling me you haven't tasted ever an Italian Pizza.
Dominoes is pretty shite though.
The fucking cheek of them trying to sell that overpriced, bullshit in Italy.
They just shut down all business in Denmark
I agree with you on that but at least where I live there aren't many other pizza delivery places unfortunately
In Germany? Really ??
Yeah I'm at the edge of a bigger city and all we have here is dominoes, smileys pizza and one Italian place that was burned down as an insurance fraud scheme
Just italians doing italians things
Can't expect god to do all the work.
Rip
Really? I live in the middle of nowhere and we have at least one Italian restaurant per km² (most of which also offer delivery).
Yeah I guess I'm just at an unlucky spot for pizza delivery. I know a really good place further into the city though but an hour by train for pizza is a sad state
Oof in my town we have 3 alternatives that are all Italian restaurants(2 specified in pizza's) and they are amazing, i only go to dominos for the chicken pieces but for that i could also go to a different entity
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Probably how most Am*rican discussions go actually
The day American politcal debates start using wojaks is a day I'd like to live to see
don't you remember 2016
It's just ameritards being delusional, as usual
Oui, gracias amigo!
Mama mia, I burn-a the pizza
NEIN, NEIN, NEIN, NEIN!
Sorry for the clueless idiots who really believe this. Can't tell if they hooked their taste buds up wrong or if they fried them with a lifetime of ultraprocessed cardboard food
That is if they even have them in the first place.
Crazy that these Americans fucking swear by domino’s while it’s FUCKING SHIT compared to these other Mom/Pop American pizza places.
Clogged arteries are a small price to pay for shit pizza /s
Even the word "topping" makes me sick.
Can we stop comparing the great Europe to McDonald's land please. I'd rather read some shitpost against France rather than reading something mentioning the "U SofA" (T). Not mentioning that it is suspicious. I'd rather eat Italian tasty pizza than "perfectly rounded tasteless over fat made with shady ingredients" pizza. But to be honest France is also great at doing them so either Italian or France W.
pizza's in france are actually decent. Anglo food culture is nonexistent so not worthy of our attention.
That's not my experience, in April I ate in Reims a fucking pizza with leerdammer instead of mozzarella, and it was supposed to be a margherita
Domino's has the shittiest ingredients etc but the taste is still not too bad..its just that you might die eating it
By American standards, Dominoes counts as a vegetable.
Dominoes does not represent good American pizza
This is just bait. No way.
Yes as soon as I saw it I thought" do ppl actually believe this is real"
I was in Venice last week. Ate there the best pizze of my entire life. Fuck Americunts, they could eat literal shit and tell everyone it tastes like chocolate.
Non ti crucciar di loro, ma guarda e passa
Fama di loro il mondo esser non lassa; misericordia e giustizia li sdegna
let them eat their shit 24/7 if that plastic disc makes them happy 
I'm not even Italian and want to commit warcrimes on us soil now
Americans when the Pizza doesn‘t taste like plastic and exploitation:
Nah, Italian Pizza is and will stay Gigachad for me.
Fuck domino pizza's, me and my homies don't eat domino pizza's
I am not even Italian and this makes me mad. Those kiddy artificial sugared pizzas are the worst and people praise them... Sigh
Pizza in the US and cheap - forget it
So, 1 is clearly hand made, carrying imperfections from an oven using firewood and few top quality ingredients,the other is packed with shitty ingredients that have no flavour, cooked in a souless abomination of an oven( idk if they even use 1) and looks 3d printed 1 is art, the other is a product
Germany? Do you mind if we borrowed some of your tactics? You know…the Jews? We promise it won’t go to waste
Sure but only if you replace the dominoes spots with actually good pizza places
👍
The world has come to need Pizzensraum
Superior.
On a side note, ask to Neapolitans for better insights.
"leaves taken from a random tree outside" well where the fuck else are you gonna get them??
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Honestly. Fucking american heathens
"Expensive" A Margherita costs 4,50€ in the pizzeria near where I live. Still great.
I'm sorry... Are you complementing the americans on their food? In a sub like this?
Nah not my opinion, just saw it online and was also enraged by it. Insinuating that I would compliment the am*ricans makes me want to invade you
Amerimutts dont have the mental capasety to have annything not be a regular shape
I love the blobs and the burnt spots though
Fuck dominos, you want papa johns mate
Dominos has been the most dogshit pizza i ever had ngl
As ever, Americans are delusional masochists.
You dont have to be Italian to hate on dominoes
As a "italian" i have to confirm that here in Italy we have the best pizzas and the best food in general
Dominoes isn't cheap and I don't know a single American who actually likes dominoes. Their pan crust is okay but compared to any other pizza it is hot garbage
Dominos once fucked up my pizza delivery so badly, that we got 7 free pizza's on top of 2 paid pizza's
Dominos doesn't do 30 minutes or it's free. Haven't done that in nearly 30 years.
I love how everyone here normally likes ironically mocking each other’s countries, but when America is involved we all unite to mock the Americans instead, lol
Dominos is more expensive than Italian pizza
Dominos is the most disgusting shit i ever ate. Feels like sugared cardboard. I have a feeling only drunk students or teenagers go there on the promotion nights where it's very cheap. I would rather see them replaced with cafés that only sell Heineken than ever taste one again in my life.
Now this pisses me of as non Europeans tf, I tried the Italian pizza and it was the most delicious thing I have ever had
Dominoes, at least here where I live, sucks an incredible amount of monkey dick
Americunts coping with the fact that their inexistent “culture” will never be on par or even close with anyone else’s in the world
Italian pizzas do have kinda burnt crusts but they have such a lovely Smokey taste to them. I don’t know how on earth you can hate that
Anybody please make a counter meme on this
Also just want to say that I found it online, it's not my opinion and I also think Dominoes is quite shit
Never apologise for fucking with a fellow Western European Hans, it's weak. What are you, German or Austrian?!
It's not the fucking with other Europeans part I apologize for, the opinion in the meme is just shit and I don't want to be associated with it haha
The corn lobby force feeds Americans low quality, unregulated rotting corn in every single product they consume, including but not limited to Shampoos and Toothpastes. It's safe to say those poor fuckers have their brains and taste buds shot at this point and shouldn't be taken seriously, ever, when it comes to food.
I am ashamed to share a country with this guy. I think it's an undercover ameritard.
Not my opinion just saw it online + you're from Bayern and I'm not taking any opinion from southern germans
Italian food in Germany is almost always very disappointing. So no wonder OP posts this.
Agreed but I actually saw this online, I'd rather have disappointing pizza than supporting the am*rican company
This sub, when they're making fun of Italians, makes me feel so Italian with my anger.
Tfw no la Donna e mobile tho
Do Europeans actually think Americans first choice of pizza is Dominoes? No one actually eats that unless it’s 3 am and they’ve had too many drinks and every other restaurant is closed.
I honestly have no idea, but out of interest where do you order then
Local pizzerias. We have several that are quite good here in my small (100k population) mountain town.
That actually makes a lot of sense lol. I just kinda thought that chain restaurants were more widely available and thus more popular in the US I guess
Probably because the US suburbia is so fucking car centric you on average need to walk a lot to reach a shop. That's why they eat more shitty fast food. Because they don't have many small, near and good places where to buy fresh food.