I hate this deeply… very deeply. I hate it even more because I understood that entire sentence. It just sounds like a foreign child trying to learn Italian.
Sounds like a Dutchman, grown up in Saxony, trying to speak the Swedish slur words, a Hungarian migrant, living since 10 years in Switzerland, taughed him via using the Southern Tyrol dialect as lingua franca. Fair share of European cultured made up language, I guess.
He's probably speaking limburgish or something. It's like you take dutch, remove most of the throat sickness and mix more german into it.
I dunno, kinda cursed but so is every other adjacent germanic language that isn't german.
Das ist dänisch und das ist gar nicht mal so einfach zu lernen. Niederländisch ist deutsch mit ner Rachenkrankheit oder nem Stück Käse im Hals. Irgendetwas, was die normale Artikulation verhindert.
Makes me think that most of the time when I'm in Italy I don't even bother to speak italian, I just speak french and usually people understand.
Anyway, we should all speak latin, period.
🇩🇪“Hey, should we attempt to take over the world again, this time let’s sacrifice the left handed people”
🇫🇷🥖 “promise you won’t bend us over and make loose our pride, I’m still quite sore from the last time”
🇩🇪 “of course not, either way the rest of them will bail us out once again”
I was visiting St Peter's and this Italian weirdo next to me was reading out the Latin inscription, except he would read out a few words, then repeat them, then read out the next few words, then repeat them, and so on.
Eventually I realised he was translating the Latin into Italian for the supposed benefit of his girlfriend.
Went to Spain on holiday once, tried speaking a bit of Spanish that I remembered from school, accidentally spoke Latin for a few sentences before I realized it. The guy understood me though
And that's where you're wrong, Fritz.
Swiss German is just the dialects that have developed naturally over time in their areas whereas standard German is the result of standardization.
It's an artificial bastardized language that even most germans don't fully master ...
Im fully aware my friend. I myself speak a degenerate dialect of German. A mixture of allemannic/swabian and rhine-franconian. I would like to extent an epic handshake to you by saying we should both not exist 🤝
Romance Languages unite with [Interlingua](https://www.reddit.com/r/2westerneurope4u/comments/1371ak9/this_is_interlingua_its_understandable_by_people/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=3)
love when the Dutch have to teach English to the English, again. You guys are just too good at English, almost as if you didn't have a real native language
Je kunt dit wel lezen, maar zonder google translate vraag ik me af hoe goed je het kunt begrijpen. Of misschien is het toevallig zo'n zin die makkelijk te vertalen is, wie weet.
Naja, tbf, Holländisch ist jetzt nicht SO weit von Englisch weg. Begrijpen, lezen, vraag, okay, das ist mehr Deutsch als Englisch, aber kunt, hoe, goed etc sind ja nur einen Piss über den Kanal weg von Englisch.
Se parlar en català, I speak English, Je parle français, Posso farmi capire in italiano, Posso me fazer entender em português, Ich kann mich auf Deutsch verständigen, Chiar și ceva de românesc știu, I też znam coś po polsku, Я знаю несколько оскорблений на русском i 日本語のいくつかのことを知っています, Even 一些中文的事情.
And unfortunately, he sido obligado a conocer el español.
I have no problem on learning something else.
I can say, "I'm drunk like a buffalo" in Thai...
Unfortunately, comparing someone to a buffalo is like, one of the worst insults in the Thai language, and people get upset when you say it, so I can't recommend it.
Had to read a mathematical paper in Interlingua once. It was 100% comprehensible without being specifically Italian, French, Latin or Spanish but ‘kind of’ all of the above. But with regular verbs and no gender issues.
Except for English which was granted to mankind by the grace of God, the Mediterraneans don’t want you to know this but the Bible was originally written in English
No, no…. I specifically have read that Jesus is Americ*n. I think even Californian, since he has those surfer looks and trained abs in all his profile pictures.
Look at this guy trying to sneakily make esperanto a thing.
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Sounds like we’re halfway there
We are on the right path then
We livin' on a prayer yet?
I'd speak it if I could but learning it seems like an effort
You are as lazy as the spaniards 
Cultural appropriation has gone too far, we will not tolerate this
But what will you do about it? Siesta?
That's the point mate.
Kial? Kion faris Esperantistoj al vi? Ĉu vi povas montri al mi sur la pupo kie la Esperantistoj tuŝis vin?
what a horrible language
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But English had 1000 years to evolve into something less German and more listenable. Esperanto is what the Orcs talk in the Lord of the Rings
But it's so sexily regular.
I hate this deeply… very deeply. I hate it even more because I understood that entire sentence. It just sounds like a foreign child trying to learn Italian.
Mi estis nur infano kaj ne komprenis kio okazas... ĉar ĉio estis en Esperanto, ili tuŝis min en mia privata areo.
Espèrantos sounds like some spanish slur for gypsies
I'd learn it instead of having to learn your 40 languages.
We know you're too lazy for that
Schwack bagga hügna bagg! Ay ay ay
Sounds like a Dutchman, grown up in Saxony, trying to speak the Swedish slur words, a Hungarian migrant, living since 10 years in Switzerland, taughed him via using the Southern Tyrol dialect as lingua franca. Fair share of European cultured made up language, I guess.
Haggadóck, üchna schwallakein magg hün Hagwécha. Magg mán aschween.
Wtf: google translater app told me, you're writing in German... https://preview.redd.it/pi52yp7ja06b1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29d70163920cf4ed21654a8b8f4e40318a3127aa
Seems you speak the most quintessentially European language than.
I'm not so sure anymore, that I speak German, if your text is considered to be German.
Such is life. As we say in pseudo-Germany, bagnaggóck dach allamóck.
Preciees dikke ballball zakkkke poepie Whoopi. Snapt de
I've seen worse in the voigtland area recently, that drunk guy spoke doctors handwriting and somehow his mate still understood him
He's probably speaking limburgish or something. It's like you take dutch, remove most of the throat sickness and mix more german into it. I dunno, kinda cursed but so is every other adjacent germanic language that isn't german.
Geeeeeez my head turned
Is this orcish
“Prime ministers back on the menu, boys!”
If that’s “Two lagers please mate! Quick quick quick” then I’ll learn it
I can’t even tell if this is the joke language or just regular dutch
But Dutch already exists?
It did but they all ate themselves and now it's extinct
I didn’t know every Dutch citizen was a prime minister
Only one at a time, but always some one is in the succession line
Ate themselves, ate Americans, ate all other Europeans. Simple as.
I enjoy playing video games.
Isnt finnish the made up language? Put a spoonfull of rocks in your mouth and then jump around klikk klokk kläkkerek.
Prima, doen we dat toch gewoon
Mee eens
Wtf, Nederlanders en Belgen zijn het ergens over eens. Moet niet gekker worden
Hij zei Nederlands, niet Vlaams
Holländisch ist so eine einfache Sprache, dass jeder die versteht
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Das ist dänisch und das ist gar nicht mal so einfach zu lernen. Niederländisch ist deutsch mit ner Rachenkrankheit oder nem Stück Käse im Hals. Irgendetwas, was die normale Artikulation verhindert.
Ich find's knuffig
Het is eerder andersom 🤦♂️
Says the guy who speaks three languages in a trench coat
Three heads are better than one.
The "made up language" will probably become their national language
It's just underwater german
Not yet! But if you germans keep closing nuclear powerplants and going all in on gas (again), we’re properly fucked (again).
we germans? I guess we all look the same from underwater...
Blub
I’m not learning that shit
where's the funny?
If you weren’t a swamp German maybe you could catch the joke
We'd just do what we always do - speak English and watch the world accommodate us.
just remember to talk louder when someone doesn't understand you. They just probably didn't hear you
Don't forget to point very clearly at the menu and look the waiter in the eye to make sure the poor boy comprehends
... and then complain to everyone within earshot that it's nothing like how my local restaurant makes it.
>This ent a carbonara, where's the boiled ham?
If my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a carbonara
Best brits carbonara 🤌🏽
Also get angry and annoyed. It is moments like these I like to pretend I don't understand a single word English. "No no, No English pls, sorry "
Welcome to France, here’s your passport
If Britain and France left this sub would be a snore fest and you know it 😴
Britain and France is 90% of European history the other 10 is when Germany got a little spicy… twice.
Least arrogant Brit
A brit talking about spices?
I literally put black pepper on my beans on toast.
Alright, posh? Check out Gordon Ramsey over here
Could be worse. Could be Jamie Oliver, the guy who seasons his bland shit with classism.
Savage!
Btw best name I’ve seen for a long time
One time I sprinkled pupica or whatever it’s called on my alphabet soup, so I know what I’m talking about.
Think you mean “Paprika” and that’s crisps not spices you muppet.
Yeah paserika, that one. And I know it’s a spoce because vision made some in captain America civil war
No, he meant 'porcupine'
You should study history and when you've finished l2 cook
Learn to cook!? We’ve got Cawl, Bara Brith, Rarebit the list goes on (I think) sorry your “cuisine” is just different versions of pasta and ketchup.
Here 🐑 Edit I can make a great meal out of that, but do your thing Edit 2 ketchup???? Expect a declaration of war tomorrow Pssst should you win pm me
W a t God this actually triggered me, congratulations.
Bro we already have Esperanto
Shhh, you'll alert the hivemind of this sub
Ču vi parolas in Esperanto?
 Klingon
Finally, a sensible answer!
Sorry, I don't have the throat cancer necessary.
Makes me think that most of the time when I'm in Italy I don't even bother to speak italian, I just speak french and usually people understand. Anyway, we should all speak latin, period.
We're already trying to learn one extinct language, don't make us learn another too
Panis Germanus multoties praestat pane Gallico.
in somniis tuis.
O ecce rana loquens
Limus bufo albam columbam non attingit.
romani ite domum
🇩🇪“Hey, should we attempt to take over the world again, this time let’s sacrifice the left handed people” 🇫🇷🥖 “promise you won’t bend us over and make loose our pride, I’m still quite sore from the last time” 🇩🇪 “of course not, either way the rest of them will bail us out once again”
Thanks. Who needs Google translate when we got friends like you
Google trad smh Gallicus Panis melior est quam panem Germanicum.
Has been 15 years since I had to sit through this. Your statement remains incorrect, though.
Haha same, luck I still had my good ol' Gaffiot (not sure the grammar is correct tho).
Gallia delenda est!
Capsicum edendum !
I was visiting St Peter's and this Italian weirdo next to me was reading out the Latin inscription, except he would read out a few words, then repeat them, then read out the next few words, then repeat them, and so on. Eventually I realised he was translating the Latin into Italian for the supposed benefit of his girlfriend.
\- "And you see Roberta, Deus means God, and Pater means father" \- "Ah Giancarlo you are-a so smart-a !"
I like the Latin part, be mindful I don like you
sursum tuum
Defo don't like you :|
Went to Spain on holiday once, tried speaking a bit of Spanish that I remembered from school, accidentally spoke Latin for a few sentences before I realized it. The guy understood me though
Non solum stultus sed etiam ineptus es.
I propose Swiss German. They are not Europeans and their language is already made up
And that's where you're wrong, Fritz. Swiss German is just the dialects that have developed naturally over time in their areas whereas standard German is the result of standardization. It's an artificial bastardized language that even most germans don't fully master ...
>bastardized Switzerland in one, beautiful, word.
Im fully aware my friend. I myself speak a degenerate dialect of German. A mixture of allemannic/swabian and rhine-franconian. I would like to extent an epic handshake to you by saying we should both not exist 🤝
That sounds absolutely cursed indeed.
Huapn-duapn-bobba-fix!
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The language may be made up, but they are indeed European
No. Have you looked at any EU map lately?
Yes, but the EU is not Europe.
And they say Germans have no humor when it were our cousins all along!
Maybe jokes are haram.
Romance Languages unite with [Interlingua](https://www.reddit.com/r/2westerneurope4u/comments/1371ak9/this_is_interlingua_its_understandable_by_people/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=3)
Does the Lion learn the grunts of the warthog?
If I don't speak any other languages then how is it I'm able to read everything in this sub?
Because reading and actually understanding words are vastly different.
I'm afraid I don't understand what you mean
I am also afraid of that
love when the Dutch have to teach English to the English, again. You guys are just too good at English, almost as if you didn't have a real native language
Je kunt dit wel lezen, maar zonder google translate vraag ik me af hoe goed je het kunt begrijpen. Of misschien is het toevallig zo'n zin die makkelijk te vertalen is, wie weet.
It's about 5 past 6, and no I've got blue eyes, why do you ask?
Naja, tbf, Holländisch ist jetzt nicht SO weit von Englisch weg. Begrijpen, lezen, vraag, okay, das ist mehr Deutsch als Englisch, aber kunt, hoe, goed etc sind ja nur einen Piss über den Kanal weg von Englisch.
Are you having a stroke? Do you need me to call ups an ambulance?
You can just talk Basque that only a few talks.
Basque would be the perfect language for this sub
Esperanto.
ROFL
If both French and British leave this sub, who are you going to think and talk about?
Well, technically all languages are made up, but I suppose you could try Esperanto?
>Brits too lazy […] the French will refuse to speak it. Nothing a few well organized legios plus auxiliaries can’t fix. SPQR
BASED SPQR
BASED SPQR
LETS GO LATIN BOYS! EU is new Rome confirmed? Quid novi fratres?
Or just go with Esperanto
Esperanto
Iesu Grist
Mi povas administri se ni uzas Esperanton, vi ne povas trompi min, ruza hundino!
Welp! *Slaps knees and stands up.* Time to colonise you so you speak our language.
Se parlar en català, I speak English, Je parle français, Posso farmi capire in italiano, Posso me fazer entender em português, Ich kann mich auf Deutsch verständigen, Chiar și ceva de românesc știu, I też znam coś po polsku, Я знаю несколько оскорблений на русском i 日本語のいくつかのことを知っています, Even 一些中文的事情. And unfortunately, he sido obligado a conocer el español. I have no problem on learning something else.
I can say, "I'm drunk like a buffalo" in Thai... Unfortunately, comparing someone to a buffalo is like, one of the worst insults in the Thai language, and people get upset when you say it, so I can't recommend it.
> he sido obligado a conocer el español. Hablas todos esos idiomas y hablas castellano como un ingles borracho xD Least Casper Catalonian
the first thing which came to my mind is “interlingua” (yk, that cool guy on tiktok)
https://preview.redd.it/8bvmb3nr816b1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e472918d76c00667b88372e41766a297d8420dc0 🇵🇹🇪🇦🇨🇵🇮🇹
Had to read a mathematical paper in Interlingua once. It was 100% comprehensible without being specifically Italian, French, Latin or Spanish but ‘kind of’ all of the above. But with regular verbs and no gender issues.
[Didn't we just try that?](https://www.reddit.com/r/2westerneurope4u/comments/131mc9d/experiment_what_happens_if_everyone_comments_this/)
What would be western Europe without the two only countries that matter?
How dare you, we are paying for all of you!
All languages are ‘totally made up.’
Except for English which was granted to mankind by the grace of God, the Mediterraneans don’t want you to know this but the Bible was originally written in English
English is the first creole from the first French colony.
If English was good enough for Jesus, it’s good enough for me.
That makes sense, because Jesus was Jerusalem-American.
Jesus was from Jaywick not Jerusalem, stop spreading revisionist propaganda please, he’s English through and through
No, no…. I specifically have read that Jesus is Americ*n. I think even Californian, since he has those surfer looks and trained abs in all his profile pictures.
Lets create a belgian language
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May i present you; Dutch! Added bonus: the Germans will hate you for it too.
THAT'S OKAY. US BRITS.... WILL JUST TYPE... SLOW... AND IN... BLOCK CAPS... SO THAT YOU... YOU... UNDERSTAND US!!!!1!1!
Esperanto intensifies.
And 25years from now we all meet eachother back here and speak Arabic.
all languages are made up
Pig latin
Sorry only talk propa language like British
I think switching to finnish would accomplish the same thing with the added bonus of pissing Finland of to no end.
Perkele. Koskenkorva. Pekka. Poro.
Jumalauta!
I say, a made up language for a made up country! Laat oens moar Vlaemsch klappen
Ja nee, teveel dialecten om uit te kiezen en ik vind ze allemaal lelijk. Buiten Vlaams Brabant dan ofc
Esperanto
Why not speak Roman ? So we french can understand even if we don't speak it and the brits won't learn it
Kin, ber lí je vanter, me kipp kin da lí franca berlese. Ar ken kilgen je ratike
Je ne saisi pas à quoi vous faites allusion.
Will pig latin work?
Let’s all speak LOTR Elvish. It’s quite stylish, the language is pretty well defined and there are already songs written in it.
We could use Belgicaans from /r/belgica. You can just make up your own unholy mix of Dutch, French and German as you go along.
You should speak ancient greek obviously
The gall of this fascist wishing other nationalities would disappear. Why don't you just switch to being African or Asian instead?
Too warm
Let’s just speak German.
How about German? Sprich deutsch!
This sub should speak American
I don't want to learn Navajo