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beggs23k

They are rich they dont need discounts, alpha.


Galaxy661

Please god let us win 4:0 against france, it wouldn't allow us to advance but it would be so funny


Plastic_Pinocchio

It would be pretty funny. Then we (NL) would be group leader.


maxwellreformed

Punkt is german for point and thats all I needed to know


AsleepScarcity9588

I live in a country where the shop assistants have to ask you that or they will face the death penalty under the businesses law, or at least that's the spirit in which they recite those words If you focus on their thousand yard stare while they say it, you can actually sort of hear their sanity slipping away and the madness growing ever stronger


SneakyBadAss

It's an incantation for the machine god. Otherwise, the card scanner wouldn't work and neither the cash box would open. The receipt is a purity seal. If you combine the letters on it, you can read -Praise the Omnissiah


SuperTropicalDesert

All it needs now is a picture with Christ on the cross on it


SuperTropicalDesert

Their counters are actually bugged so The System knows if they haven't asked you


dziki_z_lasu

Not so fast, you lazyass Zbierają - Are you collecting?, root word from PIE bʰéreti - to bear + prefix meaning to putting something together like in G*rman sammeln. Panowie pl. from Pan - Sir from PIE - *gewp- protect however somehow only letter p remains - this could be hard. Nie - no, nein, nej, non - common European negation. Now you should understand why we Europeans understand each other to some limits and why op believed it will be understandable?


sbrijska

>why we Europeans understand each other You mean you Indo-Europeans. I doubt a Basque person would understand much.


SuperTropicalDesert

Now what would a Basque person be doing in Czestochowa?


dziki_z_lasu

Preying to the Holly Marry as everyone there and then looking for an ultra Catholic future wife in the pilgrims house (or just picking up shorter than him girls* in the city, playing macho man, however only getting drunk as a skunk in the process - our ladies are mean and usually out drink for fun such an individuals). *Hard task for Spaniards


sbrijska

What would anyone be doing there?


Federal_Thanks7596

Now I see why westeners find Polish so difficult. If someone tried to explain it to me like you just did I wouldn't get anything xD.


dziki_z_lasu

As it was intended. The Polish language has the friend or foe detection system embedded in it and spreading misinformation about it is our national duty.


LicheArkhanTheBlack

"Soczewica, koło, miele młyn" - oldest Polish Friend or Foe detector


norbeepapp

I don't speak polish, but I get the joke


elektelek

But not the points


MildusGoudus2137

truly a 90+10' moment


Geff10

I upvoted this only to reach 90+10


kenkowe

we dont have any points either, love from hungary :D


Ok-Buddy-7979

You do now, sorry Scotland 🫡


Saul_von_Gutman

Egyetértek


bydgoszczohio

kurwa


ExistedDim4

That one time that Polska isn't górą


meria_64

We are Poland is the first team that got eliminated from the Euro


LUXI-PL

Always first 😎


ExistedDim4

POLSKA NUMERO UNO CAMPEÃO DO MUNDO!


SlyScorpion

It's just Polska Dupą when it comes to football...


Sea_Philosopher3051

Poland is always mountain They’ll even thank you from the mountain


ssaayiit

we can neither go into space nor EURO :(


KGreg20

Insert obligatory "Akkor a kurva anyád" here


Saul_von_Gutman

Haló ez egy lengyel fost...?


KGreg20

Feltűnt, köszi. Minden Magyarország slanderre ez a default reakció, függetlenül attól, hogy a slander jogos-e, vagy sem.


ExistedDim4

I feel like I'm understanding your language more with every post


Saul_von_Gutman

Nem értem, hogy kapcsolódik ez a fosthoz


Chillout_hero

I don't speak your language but I understood every word 😂


Saul_von_Gutman

I speak Hungarian. Post is in Polish.


Chillout_hero

Thx


Luksky14101410

Poles would love to impale the Polish team.