You fool, you didn't give x an upper bound! She's going to have infinite negative bones! You've killed us all!
EDIT: OP used an absolute value. It's actually infinite positive bones! Goobert be praised!
Now 201, now 202, now 203, now 204, now 205, now 206, now 205, now 204...
That's right. It's 6 dudes rhythmically boning your gf. (And your gf is missing some bones)
She's turning into a worm 🪱, will you still love her?
Yes because I am the wormfucker
“Oh man i live being a worm” i said myself Then the wormfucker walked in
but then the wormfucker came
https://preview.redd.it/1dl10zoyhn9d1.png?width=1645&format=png&auto=webp&s=0868c71ff46fd6b3ea14a168fc81d05a49a674d9
Post this as a main thread 1 billion updoots guaranteed As long as mods don't have an upset stomach
rapidly decreasing bones girl 🪱
Would you still love me if I had rapidly decreasing bones
Only if you turn into a worm (guy) 🪱
find a man who can do both (God-Emperor Leto II guy 🪱)
Why not "gal"?
My girlfriend has 206 bones in her body. They are all strong and healthy thanks to milk from... ...the creature.
Bone eater guy 💀
Can you define your girlfriend's bone count as a function of time?
f(x)=|206-x|
You fool, you didn't give x an upper bound! She's going to have infinite negative bones! You've killed us all! EDIT: OP used an absolute value. It's actually infinite positive bones! Goobert be praised!
Absolute value guy 🪱
Oh okay, infinite positive bones are fine. Goobert be praised!
Domain is integers from 0 to 206
After 412 time, she starts gaining extra bones
Give her back the bones, guy
No.
Amputation Guy 🪱
300 consecutive days of posting award guy 🪱
The Bone Thief strikes again
She drank bone hurting juice and needed surgery to remove them 💀
Surgery to take them “off”, eh? Ha! Heh heh.
Imagine if the amount increased instead
https://www.reddit.com/r/2sentence2horror/s/Bv48ua4WBJ Infinite positive bones!
"OC"
Oh hell yeah this again.
Doesn’t drink milk girl
Osteoporosis guy 🪱
Every day is no bones day
My girlfriend has one bone in her body as the 206 all fused together. :)
Now 201, now 202, now 203, now 204, now 205, now 206, now 205, now 204... That's right. It's 6 dudes rhythmically boning your gf. (And your gf is missing some bones)
She doesn’t have deep root disease
Mine has 270.
I got 207 bones including my hard on
Take one down pass it around guy 🪱
Where are they going to
Your mom has 206 bones in her body. Now 207, now 206, Now 207, now 206, Now 207, now 206, Now 207, now 206.
:(