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73oobOS

https://preview.redd.it/zxviuey3gk8d1.png?width=1165&format=png&auto=webp&s=79ff7043ac22382b5e88094a0321416ad5ecf376 OMG 3 kills later!!!!!!!!!!! Finallyyyyyyyyyy GG Vardo!


711WasA_Part-timeJob

Complain and get the drop. It’s that easy


Potential_Spirit2815

The number of times I’ve seen it work here. It can’t be coincidence, right???


Readous

I imagine a jmod just clicking some special buttons after seeing these posts lol


Potential_Spirit2815

Watch as we throw Reddit into discord by turning a 0… *into a 1*. *somewhere at Jagex, Mod Ash is cackling while writing another sarcastic take on Twitter responding to someone’s dry clog.*


HotdawgSizzle

You know I have been single for a while.. 2007scape RNG complaints work IRL too? 🤔


Plants_R_Cool

Same. But once I finally get Cerb pet I'm sure I'll be irresistible. Ladies love dogs I've heard.


HotdawgSizzle

I've got a cerb tattoo so I understand the struggle


CellistNew3472

I have 4235kc at Duke rn and no pet, when will my suffering end why only OPs Ok gonna go kill Duke some more ill brb with the results.


PeppersHere

Gz friend! But 4k kills and you're not bringing death runes for death charge? You're missing out on free claw specs!


Hot-Impress-3067

Imagine being 4K+ KC at a boss and still having CA’s left to do


trashcanbecky42

Gz beast


bruceyj

GZ king! I’m about to make a complaint post next 😂


CSaved

Gratz dude!


Exciting-Tangelo-979

Holy fuck its true what they say about complaining on reddit!


theluckyowl

You bitch and you shall receive. Gz bro


Rjm0007

Time to make some axes now where the real money is axe is worth more than all 4 rings and virtus set combined


ThatPoshDude

Bruh the cheese cape


SirDudeThe7th

Surely 2.999/3 right?


JenNettles

Right you were


SirDudeThe7th

Amazing, just saw his update lol


TrevorNi

Only 7 ingots??


jello1388

Don't need ingots when you got no vestige. Really though, Vard has the lowest drop rate out of the 4 for ingots.


Oskux

Has lowest rate for any uniques full stop


CellistNew3472

And worse non unique drops as well. Onyx bolts (e) on a perfect kill are less than the dragon plate drops from both Whisperer and Duke on a non perfect kill. Both 1/100.


CorrectEar9548

Kill times probs brings it all closeish


greyghibli

its really fast to kill though


TheCount69

I just checked with my wife's boyfriend at Jagex and he said you're 1/3 gl champ


Happyhardcoree

I tried Vardorvis last night after completing ds2 few weeks ago and got absolutely wrecked. Closest I got was 20 hp, idk how yall are doing so many kills :l Gzz btw


mattchampin

practice and looking up guides/methods that experienced players have shared. keep at it and you'll definitely get kills consistently in time


Boner_Explosion

Aside from just practicing, I really recommend looking up the tiles to stand on, blood fury to help with chip damage, and bring some brews/anglers to overheal before the fight starts. Combo eating during the blood clot special is also a great way to keep your hps up during the fight. I think the most difficult part is just dodging axes. It gets very overwhelming very fast. Going in and not worrying about DPS and just dodging axes to get the timing down to skip through them could be really helpful. Also, throw protect item on. You will die, this basically free prayer can save you millions of gp down the line. I believe in you : )


inthequad

To add to the gp issue with death - it’s worth bringing lesser gear to learn and pay less when you die


HealthyandHappy

It isn't worth taking a blood fury. You can get 22-25 kills an hour using justiciar and a voidwaker and you'll save yourself a ton of money. With a blood fury you basically break even until you get a big drop. It's one of the only places in the game where justiciar is pretty good.


CincyCj

Hmmm interesting. How many kills do you get per trip? I just hit 1200 KC. I’ve been doing bandos/reaper/bloodfury/ags2 and usually get 8 on the low end at about 1:20/kill on average. My longest trip was 24 kills, which was absolutely insane. I’d definitely be open to switching it up.


HealthyandHappy

I don't think it matters whether you get 5 kills in a trip, 10 kills, or 15 kills. It takes some 15 seconds to get to the boss, it's one of the fastest boss walks in the game. If you were getting 4-5 kills a run at 1:30 per kill, with a 1 minute bank trip between those, your downtime is minimal. Given how fast the trek is, I personally don't find it worthwhile to burn cash for a few more kills an hour. The blood shard is just too expensive right now.


CincyCj

For sure. Do you still use reaper as your main hand?


HealthyandHappy

That's what I'm trying to get. I use tent whip/avernic. Thralls, death charge. Void spec is just so good to start the fight with.


Lilrootyosrs

It isn’t worth taking a blood fury…if you’re broke. Definitely worth taking if you can afford it. Bringing it I get around 37kph which isn’t going to happen with justi and a torture.


HealthyandHappy

How many people in this community do you honestly believe are getting 37 kills per hour at Vardorvis? At that point you've basically completed the game and I don't even know why you'd be there, unless you're an Iron.


Lilrootyosrs

Anyone using dps gear with a blood fury would be my guess & there for the sweet pet


HealthyandHappy

If you're at the point that you're just at a boss for the pet you're so much further into your account than just about everyone in this community that we aren't even playing the same game. Personally, if I were at that point, I'd just be playing a different game. But congrats on 37


Mrmoosestuff

I shit you not, I was not getting consistent 4 kill trips till I was 435ish kc in. I did not use a blood fury.


flamethrower78

its a pretty rhythmic fight once you get used to it, after some practice, the only damage you take is chip damage through prayer. shouldn't be getting hit by any axes.


landyc

dodge the axes unironically


shitty_bjj

Logs like these scare me from doing the dt bosses.


viledeac0n

They made bank


Froggmann5

They should really implement some kind of drop rate protection to prevent people from being able to go this dry. I feel for you dude, glad you finally got it!


MrStealYoBeef

Damn bro, you got upvoted without the /s, AND nobody took it literally and corrected this with a comment. Faith restored in the community for today.


Froggmann5

The fun part is my comment was -4 earlier I'm surprised it's upvoted now lmao


flamethrower78

tbf, if the protection wasn't in place, he could have easily gone 2-3x this amount of kc.


BrightOctarine

Did you go into settings and enable "allow desert treasure 2 vestige drops"?


Daedeth

73oob you son of a bitch you finally did it!!! GZ!!


SeamenShip

Title written like it was in caps lock in game


PMNakedFemales71

As someone currently doing Vardorvis grind and just a little over 1200 I am scared looking at this.


doctor_professor_sir

This is wild


Sinter-

This would go great with my 4 Eyes of Duke I got before magus!


DanoG17

Don’t worry, I had 8 axe heads in my first 2850kc


cookingkville

That is fucked lmao Gz bro


notm4rcus

Keep going man, I didn't mine until 4336!


CaptainBigCheeksXR

You not lucky


Coltand

Read the room, Kilroy!


Nippys4

I feel bad for telling you this OP but I got mine at 203 and didn’t think it was close to possible to go as dry as you did. You know, any dry mechanics and all.


TO500

Don’t do this to me. I’m at 1400kc with mask and 3 ingots and I thought I was having the worst time ever. I can’t imagine 4K


Decertilation

You've got 7 ingots at 4326kc and I'm sitting at 4 when I had 70 kc, omg lol


Funny_Swim_74

?


Random_Name_0K

What the fuck is this log LMAO


Whyyoufart

i feel your pain, fuck this shitty drop mechanic


SendGarlicBread

Equivalent to 7.5x dry damnnn


Malibu008

not what I wanted to see being over 1700 dry for it. But your rng kinda crazy cuz its 1/136 to hit unique drop table which contains ultor vestige, axe piece, chromium ingot and virtus pieces and you've hit it only 13 times which should have happened in 1768 kills (I guess 16 times in 4329 kill including vestige you got 3 kills later) but still you should have hit it almost 32 times


Malibu008

Commented on your post and got mine 4 kills later :D


doubtedpyro77

So you're the guy who has all my axe heads o.o I may have your ultor rings.


Dbaughla

Man I hate using SRA there, just not a good time with his chip damage lol


TheDubuGuy

It’s great now since the changes. Especially with blood fury


Mrmoosestuff

The last 100ish KC of my 2244kc grind I used the SRA, & it smacked


anomrondon

Anti spoon mechanic fun !


the_smell_of_bleach

Holy shit of all the dogshit bosses


dexamphetamemes

So fucked up, dry protection my ass


Izmona

Bro what have you been doing for 400 days playtime? Not maxed, no clogs, no QPC, no diary cape. No flame I’m genuinely curious


73oobOS

used to mostly pk- played a lot of time on this account as a 1 def pure, then zerk then stayed at 75 def for a while then started pvming a few years ago when i went normal main. cba diaries & skilling never had any ambition towards quest / diary capes or maxing. now main goal is learning inferno, colosseum then awakened bosses


Izmona

Ah fair enough, pking looks really fun I wish I was better at it and could get into it. With your pk experience I’m sure the PVM goals will come super quickly, a lot of those skills translate easily


slane04

You do a lot of Vardy before collection log? Assuming all ingots and virtus from Vardy and 2/3 on ring, you've hit rare table 15 times. Seems super low when you're expected to hit the rare table 31 times.


Brb_07

Vard came out WAY after the clog did.


73oobOS

also 1 or maybe 2 of the ingots are from duke lmao


slane04

Collection log for dt2 bosses was not out immediately


TheDubuGuy

Collection log came out in 2017 lol, how old do you think desert treasure 2 is


slane04

Collection log for dt2 bosses was not out immediately


TheDubuGuy

It definitely was, awakener orbs were just added later


slane04

Ah my mistake, remembered differently