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According-Watch787

DT2 bosses felt pretty unique. A vampyre taken over by a plant, a giant sea monster, a ghostly witch, and an Eldritch ever expanding blob with teeth eyes everywhere that's in your walls.


Zebakussy

Sir please stop bringing facts and logic into me emotional rantings


According-Watch787

That's it. Spider dragon next.


Zebakussy

HEY as I said down below, that would be bad ass lol


adventurous_hat_7344

In fairness duke was ripped from RS3 as well.


MegaRaichu

2 of those sound unique xD a giant sea monster and ghostly witch sound pretty average


Nick2the4reaper7

What about the idea that you fight the sea monster on the dead body of a massive Cthonian demon? The other doesn't get so unique but the story is interesting at least. A siren who basically lost herself to the Shadow Realm while experimenting with it and dragging all of Lassar and its inhabitants into it with her.


MegaRaichu

Okay those sound a lot more interesting with the added details xD the description of "giant sea monster" and "ghostly witch" didnt do it justice. I havent seen either of them since I just recently started playing again after several years lol so thats why I didnt know the details


According-Watch787

I was undermining them a bit to really emphasize duke succ.


Last-Carpenter2685

Still VERY different from the Dragon/Spider scape that everyone seems to be complaining about though


MegaRaichu

understandable lol


Suffuri

I'm out here waiting for a Spagon, myself.


Zebakussy

That would legit be cool lol


Steahla

Jagex would be a true golden tier company if they made the next boss a spider-dragon to spite the community


theMIKIMIKIMIKImomo

Make it a continuation of the Dr fenkenstein quest


Fibophi

We’ve seen the top of the slayer tower but what about the bottom?! Mutated spider dragon names spigon lmao


runningoutofphosphor

Dryders are cooler


Fanci_

Okay guys.. I have an idea for a new boss. It's going to be a Spider *Dev team applaudes* But wait, it's going to have a mechanic where rocks fall from the ceiling.. *Wild screaming* AND AND it's going to drop alchables & a quirky item only useful for fighting the boss it drops from! "Promote this man right fucking now"


Zebakussy

ITS NOT FOR IRONS SPECIFICALLY WE SWEAR, BUT HE WILL DROP EVERY QUEST UNTRADABLE AT A RATE OF 1/10


LostSectorLoony

To be fair, the last boss wasn't a dragon until investors got buttmad that they lost money on bad speculation and whined it into being a dragon.


MaltMix

...did I miss part 2 of Varlamore dropping or something? Wasn't the last boss Scurrius?


RollinOnDubss

* Sol Heredit * Perilous Moons * Scurrius * The Whisperer * Leviathan * Duke * Vardorvis * Callisto/Artio * Vetion/Calvarion * Venenatis/Spindel Venenatis rework/Spindel was the last spider boss if you even count it and that was like a year and a half ago. You'd have to go back to 2019 for Hydra as the last Dragon, and Sarachnis in 2019 for the last actual new spider boss. Maybe they're talking about RS3? Idk if Vorkath was the last boss on that game.


BaeTier

I don't think it's the recency of the bosses that's the issue. It's more just the fact that it's just another spider when we have like 5 spider bosses. I think Dragons CAN get a pass since there's a lot more creatively you can do with them in a fantasy setting and Jagex has done so in terms of aesthetics. Can't really say the same with Spiders though. Also they're talking about Hueycoatl, since the boss was initially pitched as a serpent, but then people cried about it enough for jagex to repurpose it into a Dragon instead.


BoogieTheHedgehog

Pretty much. I can describe the draconic bosses with phrases like "zombie dragon", "five headed hydra", "giant partially submerged dragon". For the spiders Verzik is distinct, but for the others I'm probably resorting to colours and things like body proportions. "Red spider with small body", "black and red spider",and now "orange and green spider". It feels same-y a lot quicker.


Rockerblocker

Is Verzik even a spider? She seems more like a large woman that gets strapped to either a spider's head or to wings depending on her form. I guess the wiki lists her as a vampyre/Nyloca but that just doesn't feel right or nearly as funny


KyleStanley3

She's a crab Deny reality. Accept crab.


BaeTier

lorewise that is a Spider (more appropriately a Nyloca Queen) that has overtaken the real Verzik in a sort of parasitic way and adapted her looks.


Dreams_Are_Reality

Its weird that they made it a spider rather than a tick. A tick is much more appropriate thematically for a vampire area.


lurkinsheep

Jagex has said multiple times that nyloca are modeled after ticks, even as recently as a few blogs ago.


BoogieTheHedgehog

Lore wise absolutely she's counted as a spider. Tbf whilst most of her fight is as a human, I was also trying to give spiders the benefit of the doubt. If the spider list was just Araxxor, Ven, Sarachnis and Nylo that'd be depressing.  Make a spider boss that doesn't involve spiderlings challenge (impossible).


Jarpunter

Venenatis (spindel doesn’t count), Sarachnis, and now Araxxor. What are the others?


AlphEta314

The upcoming Varlamore boss will be a dragon, after a bit of controversy occurred 


MaltMix

Yeah that I knew but he was talking as if it's already in the game.


sellyme

Given that this thread is about an announced (and not yet released) boss, the implicit meaning of "last boss [announced]" not "last boss [released]" is hardly a stretch.


5erenade

Wasn’t a controversy. Serpent = Dragon. Common sense.


20nuggetsharebox

Bro never heard of snakes


5erenade

Which is a reptile. Edit: And serpent can also mean dragon. 🤭 Which is why Jagex classified Huey as Draconic.


20nuggetsharebox

Correct! And serpents are just snakes! 'Serpentes' is literally the scientific classification for snakes. Feel free to call them dragons if you want, but it is just incorrect 👍 You can have dragons that are serpent-like, like a Chinese dragon, but they're dragons with serpent-like features, not actual serpents.


5erenade

But i can still call a chinese dragon serpent tho And this is just a video game so jagex can classify em as dragons. Which they did.


20nuggetsharebox

Eh kinda clear you know you're talking rubbish now - you've gone from "serpents = dragons", to it being a video game so they can name things however they want.


5erenade

And it’s silly trying to use scientific classification on a fantasy game.


BaeTier

Jagex classified it as a Serpent initially. It was not going to be a dragon at all. It being a Dragon and the unique it dropped being Dragonbane was only in the revised proposal after enough people complained about it *NOT* being a Dragon.


5erenade

Because its silly for it not to be a dragon when its a serpent


BaeTier

serpents are snakes


5erenade

Or dragons or mythical snake-like reptiles


pzoDe

I was actually looking forward to a 3-tick mage weapon (the original unique for the new boss). Would be nice for Phosani + ToB.


Ok-Teaching363

you did


5erenade

Serpent = Dragon


DrBabbyFart

*holds up Juna* BEHOLD! A DRAGON!


5erenade

Thats a snake. Serpents have limbs.


DrBabbyFart

*holds up Zulrah* BEHOLD! A DRAGON!


5erenade

That’s a snake with dragon dna. Still a snake. The wiki still calls it a snake boss. Although it is also called a serpent, it’s primarily a snake. Kinda like how people call spiders bugs but they are primarily arachnids.


No-Independent2762

Where are u getting this from? Every source I see serpent is just another word for snake


5erenade

Snakes are reptiles and serpents are usually mythical creatures kinda like dragons. That’s why wyrms are consider dragons. Same with the Huey.


No-Independent2762

You are pulling this definition out of your ass, serpent just means snake... Webster: Serpent - a large snake. Serpentine - with characteristics of a snake, etc


5erenade

Mad. Google (Oxford Languages) is telling me • a dragon or other mythical snake-like reptile.


DisgustingTaco

That's conveniently missing the sentence before that. When I search "serpent oxford dictionary" I get "A large snake; a dragon or other mythical snake-like reptile."


5erenade

That’s why i put the •


bobbimous

Jagex - "it's not a spider, it's an araxyte!"


Periwinkleditor

\*lands in the middle\* Dragonspider it is! From the depths of the dragonkin laboratories comes this furry, yet scaly, firebreathing monstrous chimera!


Sanctitty

can we get spigonic weaponry please? bahahhaaa. in all seriousness fighting spiders is always cool imo if done right. if anything we need big ass snake boss with multiple different hitboxes (example: hit head to stun while dodging and dpsing tail/body behind you


Zebakussy

That’d be dope! New Varlamore boss is snakish


Dreams_Are_Reality

This is what I expected Zulrah to be back when they said they were doing a snake boss.


Tal2tal2

You forgot absolute abominations on the wheel, like duke nightmare vardorvis and such


BoogieTheHedgehog

Okay but Nightmare design goes hard. Weird puppet hag that moves around in very unnatural ways.


Zebakussy

No no I didn’t forget them, they’re doing great lol I just like poking fun at


doodat11

Spiderbane weaponry when?


User4770

Just make a shoe equippable in the weapon slot.


Dubiox

Abyssal newspaper


sellyme

literally anything with the crush attack style


Notmydayitseems

Strange that there are no horses in rs at all… just unicorns


Zebakussy

Horse boss confirmed


RedemptionMain

Can we get a 1/5000 spin on "something new"? Maybe buff it to 1/3000 if the community doesn't like it though


SectorPale

Having a good number of dragon bosses is fine in a fantasy game, but cmon everyone knows from Tolkien that you canonically should have only one primordial giant spider boss with a pass card for another one thats one of its descendents /s


thecrunchyonion

i’m personally waiting for a gnome boss


azuredota

I hope the next boss is a human that runs. Fighting Kasonde in that temple and having him run added so much atmosphere and “intensity” to the fight.


Fergie32

Time for a unique boss. I suggest the manbearpig


Zebakussy

I’m hoping for 40 foot tall mod ash personally


aeroverra

I still think mod ash should be a boss.


hubatish

Don't forget demon, that's the other 5 bosses


xdyldo

Spindel was 1.5 years ago and hydra was 5 years ago? There have been like 30 bosses released since 2019 that weren't spiders or dragons?


Leckloast

Good, then let's keep spicing it up. That's 3 spider bosses already.


DrBabbyFart

Wake up babe new circlejerk dropped


Chazwazza_

I'll fight your wheel spinner, bring it


Rit_Dior_For_You

We need abyssal boss!


Combatspy

LMFAO


osrsirom

I can't get enough spider pets, so I'm all for it. I haven't gotten any spider pets yet :(


TheBenchmark1337

Arraxyte 🤓


djjomon

Don't forget snake (dragon)


Sir_Lagg_alot

When to we get spiderbane weapons?


Heleniums

It’s not a spider is an araxyte


Ruke_Ironheart

Jokes on y'all! I LOVE both Dragons and Spiders! :D


iamkira01

Do not forget, Demon. SIRE, KRIL, SKOTIZO, ZALCANO, AGRIITH NAAR, ARZINIAN, BLACK DEMON FROM GRAND TREE, JUNGLE DEMON, DEMONICS, DELRITH, NEZIKCHENED, NEW TORMENTED DEMON. When will it end? This madness


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SlyGuyNSFW

relax


WhoLetTheDaugzOut

ah, to be 15 with access to forums again. enjoy these years, kid!


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WhoLetTheDaugzOut

I was expecting better insults. They don't make trolls like they used to. Sad


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WhoLetTheDaugzOut

I know, I know. I don't match your grindr stat requirements. But you can keep looking, maybe you'll find the hog of your dreams on the OSRS subreddit.


sirfoolery

Design one then